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Miss_Mayhem
12-25-2006, 11:13 PM
Yes, you know how you've go that annoying little habit you know you should stop but dont? Those self-named 'quirks' and 'tendencies' that are having you essentially sprint to an early grave? Or just stuff that's gathered dust on your To-do-list that naver got done? Yeah. Post your soon to be broken New Years Resolutions here, biatches.

Samnmax221
12-25-2006, 11:13 PM
Set fire to more babies.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-25-2006, 11:16 PM
Fall in love... <3 <3 <3

Samnmax221
12-25-2006, 11:17 PM
Fall in love... <3 <3 <3
He'll snap out of it.

Miss_Mayhem
12-25-2006, 11:18 PM
Your mind is a serial killer complex, isn't it Samnmax? How long have you been running from the cops?

-finish up my fanfics
-start these 2 other fanfics
-waste my time on MySpace
-Go onto Deviantart more
-Dont ignore intarweb budz as much
-enroll Ninja ForPrez in preseidential electorate
-create a Frankenbear
-start an intarweb meme

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-25-2006, 11:20 PM
Psh I am armed and ready to love.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9562/armedcw7.png

milo
12-25-2006, 11:21 PM
I resolve to convert Eric to Christianity.


-start an intarweb meme
*scoffs*

Good luck.

Miss_Mayhem
12-25-2006, 11:37 PM
Memes tend to be spontanious, with no forethought, which is probably why I will fail with spectacular colors. And Jmac, what is up with you and the uber-cute avatars? Is it a signal to deeper psychological issues? Like you not wanting to be a guy? Would you much rather be an anime-infused girl so you could be accepted in Cheez's eyes?

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-25-2006, 11:39 PM
Memes tend to be spontanious, with no forethought, which is probably why I will fail with spectacular colors. And Jmac, what is up with you and the uber-cute avatars? Is it a signal to deeper psychological issues? Like you not wanting to be a guy? Would you much rather be an anime-infused girl so you could be accepted in Cheez's eyes?
I wish to be a shinigami.

Miss_Mayhem
12-25-2006, 11:42 PM
Ah, now I see. You wish to not be so Wapanese. You cannot help where you are born. Accept it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-25-2006, 11:51 PM
Ah, now I see. You wish to not be so Wapanese. You cannot help where you are born. Accept it.
No I don't want to be Japanese, thus I am not wapanese. I want to be a shinigami (go watch Bleach).

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 12:15 AM
I'm still in the process of letting Bleach 'pull me in'. It's been 3 months now and if I miss an episode I dont mind too much. I just have to wait a little longer ... I guess.

And just cuz I can ... YAMS!!!

And ... each time you post on RD a germ dies. We could stop disease all together if Thrik threw down the cash, but alas ... no.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 12:22 AM
Yeah that Thrik is a greedy mother**** Thrik make my username be displayed vertically and in orange Comic Sans MS font plz.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:08 AM
*sigh*, I might as well, we are the only people on RD right now, so Merry Chrismas, Jmac. I cant understand why you are on RD right now unless your family partayz on the 24th like mine (leaving me to very unceremoniously websurf TODAY), but yeah ...

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 02:11 AM
My family isn't a very tight-knit bunch.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:14 AM
That's kinda sad, so you're spending Christmas like it's any other day?

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:16 AM
Hey, I wouldn't be surprised if Jmac had the most rewarding social life out of the whole lot of us!

Next year I resolve to yell at more people in angry gibberish.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:21 AM
Meh, my life tends to revolve around the school daze and whatever happens at home. Not being old enough to drive or having deep pockets really hurts. I'm sure there is a way to have a rewarding social life on a budget, but with the way that MTV is bludgeoning me, I'm beggining to doubt it -_-

Merry Christmas Itchy.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 02:27 AM
That's kinda sad, so you're spending Christmas like it's any other day?
Uhhh yeah except I got a bunch of **** and am sick and /b/ is red and green.

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:27 AM
Merry Christmas, Mayhem! If your going through anything like I did, the next few years will be a blur. Try to enjoy them if you can.

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:41 AM
@ Jmac: Well, that bunch of **** must have been nice, and I'm sure you'll get better soon. Unfortunately that is going to have to count as your Christmas miracle >_>

@ Itchy: In fact, this may be my last Christmas with a good portion of my family. My aunts, uncles and grandparents (at least on my mother's side) are moving to Texas sometime in 2007. I feel somewhat bad that I didn't spend more time outside of that room I holed myself up in yesterday ... too busy playing RE4 and watching House and obbsesing with my cuz over Foreman and Chase ... not eating enough of the food, and not giving ... ick, I hate guilt. Maybe I've been brainwashed by the idealized notions of Holiday spirit in movies and tv, but still ... OMG! Life just passed me by, you were right Itchy!!! And thanks ^_^ Hope that you guys are at least having some fun.

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 02:42 AM
Uhhh yeah except I got a bunch of **** and am sick and /b/ is red and green.
But /i/, /i/ is full of ingenious plans, one masterminded by myself.

Normally I wouldn't miss a chance to make fun of John Lennon, so I won't. He got shot.

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:44 AM
Oh! The house I've lived in for about twelve years is getting put up for sale soon, and I'm moving to Austin for college sometime next year. My parents will be in Singapore. I'll have grandparents in Houston and an aunt and uncle in Dallas. Shouldn't be too bad.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:44 AM
Merry Christmas Sam!

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:46 AM
Normally I wouldn't miss a chance to make fun of John Lennon, so I won't. He got shot.

Heh, you wouldn't miss, eh? Just like Mark David Chapman!

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 02:50 AM
But /i/, /i/ is full of ingenious plans, one masterminded by myself.
/i/ is gay as hell just like the rest of 7chan.

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 02:51 AM
/i/ is gay as hell just like the rest of 7chan.
Bah, /b/ never did anything nearly as epic as what we did to Aaron Drake.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 02:52 AM
12 years? Maybe cuz I'm only 14, but I haven't lived anywhere that long. We've moved around alot. Darn rising SoCal real-estate prices ... Why are your parents moving to Singapore though. And I dunno, still seems somewhat lonely. But if you've ever been to any of the bashes my fam has thrown it would make a bit more sense. Yesterday at one point there were at least 26 people crammed into the house. And it felt emptier as compared to other years where we were cramming 34 give or take people into my grandmother's house.

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:54 AM
Daddy sold his soul to the oil industry. That's why they'll be in Singapore.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 02:56 AM
Bah, /b/ never did anything nearly as epic as what we did to Aaron Drake.
Yeah so epic I've never even heard of it

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 02:58 AM
Boy howdy, you're in for a goodun, lemme tell ya.

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 02:59 AM
Yeah so epic I've never even heard of it
Sitting around posting CP is so much more Epic, where did I go wrong?

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 03:02 AM
Your New Years resolution is to regain your sanity, Sam.

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 03:04 AM
Your New Years resolution is to regain your sanity, Sam.
I've never been more sane, I'm just an ass.

itchythesamurai
12-26-2006, 03:06 AM
Your New Years resolution is to regain your sanity, Sam.

You're not his mother, you're not in Kuwait!

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 03:10 AM
You're quite the colofrul character then, Sam. And as well as being licenced to kill, I am licenced to nag.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 03:36 AM
Sitting around posting CP is so much more Epic, where did I go wrong?
The cp part. Enjoy your ban irl.

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 04:05 AM
The cp part. Enjoy your ban irl.
You have to admit the disruption of Hal's show and then DDOS of his site is Epic though.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-26-2006, 04:19 AM
You have to admit the disruption of Hal's show and then DDOS of his site is Epic though.
Not really. /b/ has crashed many a-server before-without the use of packeting/whatever. YOU ALONE CANNOT COMPARE TO THE MIGHT OF ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. And you? You are but a traitor. You and the rest of your 7chan brethren will be duckrolled over and left with out a DNS registration or significant userbase. We will grow stronger--and you, you will wither, just as your 5chan predecessors did. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9237/duckrollvs8.jpg

Samnmax221
12-26-2006, 04:24 AM
Go to 7chan.
You sent me over there *******. Besides, a separate /b/ and /i/ board is a better way to run things, its rather nice to have a stickyed thread that some mod won't come along and delete in fear of being sued.

Psychochaos3
12-26-2006, 10:53 AM
I wish to be a shinigami.
I prefer quincy myself. But, I really would like to become a vizard. Taste my Shinigami/hollow powers!

I also plan on watching borat sometime in 2007 and getting a wii.

DarthAve
12-26-2006, 04:47 PM
My new years resolution is to

A) Get a boyfriend
or
B) Learn the worm.

zelda 41
12-26-2006, 06:00 PM
Mine are

1 Reach 1,000 posts on here

2 Try not to be such a bitch and try to make more friends

3 Find a boyfriend for the dance

DarthAve
12-26-2006, 09:34 PM
3 Find a boyfriend for the dance
Break up with him there! I broke up with my "boyfriend" at a dance and I went to DQ and got a blizzard. Than I had to go to an all nighter at Lazer Quest for church.

why boyfriend is in quotations-He's an ******* sh*teating mother f*cker. I wanted to go with him as friends, but my parents, twisting my brain to think that just because I'm going to the dance with someone as friends that I'm dating him, and he wouldn't dance with me, he he clung to his friends, and he didn't dress up even though I demanded him to. Than, he had the guts to ask me out this year, via note. I didn't bother reading it, just put it through the paper shreader. Burned the shreded paper, and threw the ashes in the toilet.

Davinq
12-26-2006, 09:47 PM
Yarr, we all be non-moral based pirates! We don't have no indiscriminable resolutions!

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 10:28 PM
That's the spirit, Dav! It's not like any of us will follow through on our resolutions anyway.

zelda 41
12-26-2006, 10:33 PM
I might get my 1,000 posts by the end of the week XD

w00t. Finaly follow through my resolution.

DarthAve
12-26-2006, 10:42 PM
That's the spirit, Dav! It's not like any of us will follow through on our resolutions anyway.
I will. I'm GOING to learn to do the worm. and if I don't by December 31, 2007 I will personally have my mom destroy my illegal 6 set Star Wars DVD box set

zelda 41
12-26-2006, 10:56 PM
YAYZERS! Only 9 more posts till my resolution.

Miss_Mayhem
12-26-2006, 11:45 PM
By this point you have proven me wrong. I know beleive in your word Darth.

DarthAve
12-26-2006, 11:47 PM
I DO! ~pumps fist~

zelda 41
12-26-2006, 11:57 PM
I can't think of a decent user title, so this will have to do.

Miss_Mayhem
12-27-2006, 12:07 AM
You have to plan it out ahead of time.

Samnmax221
12-27-2006, 12:59 AM
I need someone to help hold Jmac down while Itchy probes him, we'll find out whats going on yet.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-27-2006, 01:39 AM
I need someone to help hold Jmac down while Itchy probes him, we'll find out whats going on yet.
I shuffled loose mine mortal coil and unleashed my shinigami powers. YOU CANNOT STAND AGAINST ME.

Samnmax221
12-27-2006, 01:46 AM
I shuffled loose mine mortal coil and unleashed my shinigami powers. YOU CANNOT STAND AGAINST ME.
You will turn off the Anime and read a book, this book. (http://www.amazon.com/Black-Echo-Michael-Connelly/dp/0446612731/sr=8-1/qid=1167201943/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-7209805-3168128?ie=UTF8&s=books)

itchythesamurai
12-27-2006, 05:56 AM
Hey guys, anyone have to worry about getting a prom date next year? Fun stuff.

On a completely unrelated note, I have personally resolved to buy a Desert Eagle for self-defense once I have a place of my own in a few years. Largely in part because of RoboCop. The rest of the reasoning is that people use that gun to hunt bears.

DarthAve
12-27-2006, 01:32 PM
D:

Bear killing is bad. They only want your honey.

Miss_Mayhem
12-27-2006, 04:19 PM
Not unless you you trust Stephen Colbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert) to be a voice of reason. Why else would bears be #1 on The Threatdown?

Psychochaos3
12-27-2006, 04:28 PM
1.Complete colection of D.Gray-man books. Possibility: Unless I learn japanese and get em offa ebay, then I'll only have 1-3.
2.Make a bow and arrow out of office supplies. Possibility: If only I had office supplies.
3.Become a Dragon Knight in Maplestory. Possibility: If, I can endure the hours of grinding, then yes.
4.Wait for the Naruto fillers to end. Possibility: If there is a God...
5. Find a manga artist. Possibility: Eh. Who knows?
6.Petition for a Psychonauts sequel.Possibility:Probably not. I mean, look at the Earthbound fans.

zelda 41
12-27-2006, 04:40 PM
Oh, I've got another one.

Meet Voltaire and get him to sign my Voltaire Pocket Goth doll.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-27-2006, 04:42 PM
Oh, I've got another one.

Meet Voltaire and get him to sign my Voltaire Pocket Goth doll.
That is a sound plan.

DarthAve
12-27-2006, 04:44 PM
Oh yeah I have another.

-Sucessfully use dialoge from Stand by Me at least once a week in conversation.
-Learn the song Come Go with Me and sing it for my choir.
-Find some cherry flavored pez.
-Finish creating fragrence wardrobe
-sucessfully create somthing w/ new sewing machine

Oh hold on!! WAIT A SECOND!!

~rips through pez dispencer collection~
I GOT SOME!!

~holds up a packet of Cherry flavored pez!~

One goal down!

zelda 41
12-27-2006, 04:46 PM
That is a sound plan.


My sister went to his concert last week and got pics of him on her phone, and got me his signature. He goes to their collage alot to preform.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-27-2006, 04:58 PM
I like his writing.

Samnmax221
12-27-2006, 05:14 PM
I like his writing.
That Voltaire is dead, I was confused at first, now I'm not.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-27-2006, 05:18 PM
That Voltaire is dead, I was confused at first, now I'm not.
****. Shut. The. ****. Up. You ruined it.

Samnmax221
12-27-2006, 05:31 PM
****. Shut. The. ****. Up. You ruined it.
http://www.island-of-freedom.com/LOCKE2.GIF
Not Voltaire.

zelda 41
12-27-2006, 05:47 PM
no, this is voltaire
http://www.clivebarker.com/images/confess/20/boohoo.jpg

DarthAve
12-27-2006, 07:56 PM
He looks like Gabe from Six Feet Under.

itchythesamurai
12-27-2006, 09:20 PM
no, this is voltaire
http://www.clivebarker.com/images/confess/20/boohoo.jpg

He did the Brains song on Billy and Mandy. Ignore the crappy whatever video, that's the song I'm talking about. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WpYKiwPlqAk)

Davinq
12-27-2006, 09:26 PM
GRATZ ZELDA! 1,000 POSTS!

I just came up with a resolution, despite my rad pirate-ness.

1. Never use caps on a post ever again.

zelda 41
12-27-2006, 09:27 PM
I know, he's sooooooooooo hawt and awesome. <3

Smon
12-28-2006, 03:38 PM
Oh, I've got another one.

Meet Voltaire and get him to sign my Voltaire Pocket Goth doll.
I've got a better one. Mine's to meet Voltron and steal his leg.

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 05:14 PM
I must also learn the moonwalk, and sucessfully destroy all others who can do it. Even Michael Jackson.

Halo_92
12-28-2006, 05:24 PM
My resolution is to get of my coka-cola addiction.

Psychochaos3
12-28-2006, 05:28 PM
My resolution is to get of my coke addiction.
Which kind? The delicious soda or the drug?

zelda 41
12-28-2006, 05:54 PM
Okay, I WILL not use drugs this year or next.

itchythesamurai
12-28-2006, 06:50 PM
Christian Scientist...?

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 07:26 PM
Okay, I WILL not use drugs this year or next.
DRUG FREE FOR 2007!! That incudes inhaling and/or snorting smartie dust. You can only be high on life, or from spinning around a lot.

Klia
12-28-2006, 08:04 PM
1: To write
2: To learn how to fence
3: To clean the house on a weekly basis
4: To become physically stronger

Halo_92
12-28-2006, 08:08 PM
Which kind? The delicious soda or the drug?
The soda.
And perhaps to get an avatar.

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 08:23 PM
Take more pics of me like this.

http://www.smugmug.com/gallery/2279522/11/119096645

Davinq
12-28-2006, 09:57 PM
Spinning makes you dizzy not high. Being high on life typically means I'm somewhere up high. Since I'm afraid of heights, I also get dizzy in this case.

Dizzy does not equal high.

itchythesamurai
12-28-2006, 11:04 PM
Take more pics of me like this.

http://www.smugmug.com/gallery/2279522/11/119096645

I'm not gonna lie, my first response was one of sheer terror.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-28-2006, 11:44 PM
I'm not gonna lie, my first response was one of sheer terror.
I think you would have been even more terrified if she didn't have the mask.

OHOHOHO BURNED!

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 11:47 PM
))))))))))))))))))));

Way big frowny face. ~emosulkyness~

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-28-2006, 11:49 PM
SUPREME OWNAGE. I BET I GOT LIKE 3000 EXP FOR THAT ONE.

DarthAve
12-28-2006, 11:52 PM
Thank god I won't be on all weekend. That gives me time to recover.

milo
12-29-2006, 02:38 AM
I must also learn the moonwalk, and sucessfully destroy all others who can do it. Even Michael Jackson.
I can do the moonwalk and the sunwalk.

itchythesamurai
12-29-2006, 07:12 AM
Sunwalk, eh? Might as well be doing it, I say.

New Year's Resolution: Don't reference Smash Mouth.

Smon
12-29-2006, 10:12 AM
I must also learn the moonwalk, and sucessfully destroy all others who can do it. Even Michael Jackson.
If I can do it, so can you! BEE-DO-BEE-BA-BA-BA-DOW YA-HEE-HEE. (http://www.popandlock.com/html/moonwalk.html)

Das Mole
12-29-2006, 02:27 PM
- lose weight.

i know it's not going to happen but oh well. i try. only not really.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-29-2006, 05:05 PM
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/5637/renameou5.jpg

I CAN DO THE ****ING MOONWALK.

Psychochaos3
12-29-2006, 07:19 PM
2: To learn how to fence

I once took a fencing class.

Still, haven't lost. Not even once.

Lunges are dangerous, cause if you miss, you are open to attack.

Start with a foil, if you can. Then epee, and if you're good enough, go for the sabre.

Remember, never fence without a mask. No maskey no pokey. If a club allows that kind of horseplay, avoid it.

zelda 41
12-29-2006, 07:50 PM
Okay, I'm learning how to play the piano. I can only play Mary Had a Little Lamb so far.

DylanMay
12-29-2006, 10:29 PM
I'm learning guitar! I'm taking a class next semester and everything. Woot.

And I'm going to win at math. Even though I suck at math. I'm gonna apply myself. >< I mean it this time.

Miss_Mayhem
12-29-2006, 11:02 PM
Oh, we've all tried 'applying ourselves' (whatever the hell that means) but it doesn;t work.

-either learn a new language or perfect my Spanish.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-29-2006, 11:07 PM
Oh, we've all tried 'applying ourselves' (whatever the hell that means) but it doesn;t work.

-either learn a new language or perfect my Spanish.
Hungarian.

Miss_Mayhem
12-29-2006, 11:19 PM
I was thinking of either porteguese or italian.

Das Mole
12-29-2006, 11:51 PM
go for chinese.

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 12:08 AM
Find out WTF is up with this:

http://64.20.36.214/lucasforums.com/images/otrazputin/site_logo.gif

Halo_92
12-30-2006, 01:47 PM
I think he saw Jmac without a dress on.

Zetz Darke
12-30-2006, 10:03 PM
Hehe now I'm going to see wide eyed Raz's in my nightmares.

1. The ussual...be grateful...try to actually enjoy this year.
2. Write...alot...finish my fics and start writing my own stuff.
3. Be motivated.
4. Find someone who I actually enjoy being in a relationship with...maybe even fall in love...for once.
5. Grow up.

Poopdogjr
12-31-2006, 12:53 AM
Do the charleston. HARD.

Davinq
12-31-2006, 01:38 AM
*Does the Charleston, HARD*

itchythesamurai
01-01-2007, 07:08 AM
Say...one of you guys know how to Madison?

Halo_92
01-01-2007, 12:02 PM
No, how about the Washington? I think Dav does........

itchythesamurai
01-02-2007, 04:07 AM
Way to not get an obscure Rocky Horror Picture Show reference.

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 03:09 PM
-Become the best mascot evar.

Smon
01-03-2007, 07:20 PM
I CAN DO THE ****ING MOONWALK.
****. ****. ****. ****. I saw that on YTMND, I should've posted it. You are the winner... this time.