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Miss_Mayhem
12-30-2006, 12:06 AM
We all have fears. It's normal, it's human. The question is: what is yours?

Grey Master
12-30-2006, 12:12 AM
None. :D

Miss_Mayhem
12-30-2006, 12:17 AM
It makes sense, cute things (like ameobas) are often dangerous. Those big innocent eyes! *runs awiaz*

I am afraid of: being completely out of place, and the wild. Serengeti, pinewoods, you name it. If I'm alone and there, I'm afraid.

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 12:20 AM
Dying alone, freaking out and killing somebody/everybody, physical harm to the eyes, icky liquidy stuff.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-30-2006, 12:21 AM
I fear nothing. I am strong. I am Zoltan.

Miss_Mayhem
12-30-2006, 12:29 AM
Then the answere is simple, you fear fear itself ... and Chee'z rejection of you.

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 12:30 AM
I fear nothing. I am strong. I am Zoltan.

Not even SWAP.avi? (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4354)

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-30-2006, 12:35 AM
Then the answere is simple, you fear fear itself ... and Chee'z rejection of you.
Cheez is addicted to me :3

And no itchy, I do not fear your "SWAP.avi".

Das Mole
12-30-2006, 12:49 AM
i'm afraid of rosie o'donnell.

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 01:26 AM
i'm afraid of rosie o'donnell.

Like just in general or getting raped by?

Davinq
12-30-2006, 02:12 AM
I'm afraid of my Minime. He seriously exists. He isn't even related to me, but not only is he blond, blue eyed, of New Zealand descent, but he dresses like me and acts like me! ZOMG IT'S FRICKIN' SCARY.

Psychochaos3
12-30-2006, 12:41 PM
Losing all access to the internet.

Davinq
12-30-2006, 01:20 PM
Damn you. You weren't out of power for a week, were you? :xp:

Thrik
12-30-2006, 01:21 PM
Spiders. You can imagine my horror when this happened three times last summer:

http://archived.ryanjohnwilliams.com/files.ryansgoblog.com/small/bedtime001.jpg

http://archived.ryanjohnwilliams.com/files.ryansgoblog.com/small/bedtime002.jpg

http://archived.ryanjohnwilliams.com/files.ryansgoblog.com/small/bedtime003.jpg

Psychochaos3
12-30-2006, 02:15 PM
Damn you. You weren't out of power for a week, were you? :xp:
Nope. If that happened I would die due to lack of food. My diet centers around the microwave.

Zetz Darke
12-30-2006, 10:23 PM
Insanity. My biggest fear. Long drawn out illnesses and the death of loved ones.

Thrik
12-30-2006, 10:57 PM
Oh, yeah, the death of a loved one is truly a nightmarish thing to imagine; it's made worse by the fact that it's inevitable, that it's going to keep on happening, and that you never get used to it. :(

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 11:02 PM
Oh, yeah, the death of a loved one is truly a nightmarish thing to imagine; it's made worse by the fact that it's inevitable...

Unless you die first, which is still pretty scary. Yeah, think a lot of people are afraid of that one.

Zetz Darke
12-30-2006, 11:05 PM
I'm not that afraid of death...hardly at all in fact...unless it comes after the long drawn out illness. Other people's deaths terrify me.

Ooh, I thought of one. Pregnancy...that scares the hell out of me.

Samnmax221
12-30-2006, 11:05 PM
Yeah, think a lot of people are afraid of that one.
Bah, I'm going skydiving, then I'm riding Kingda Ka. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3Z64r5kmk)

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 11:08 PM
Hey, you can't go out and be too reckless anymore, your body is property of the US government now.

Samnmax221
12-30-2006, 11:10 PM
Hey, you can't go out and be too reckless anymore, your body is property of the US government now.
Not until I take the Oath, besides, I own me.

Poopdogjr
12-31-2006, 01:51 AM
I feel your fear about the spiders Thrik. I think I posted a whole bunch o' stuff on them here before. Suffice to say i hate them with a passion. Especially if they are near your bed or on you sleeping. That is crossing the line on the peace treaty we have with any and all other animals on this Earth. From there on out it's war. I now own an electric fly swatter that can make them extra crispy extra quick.

Davinq
12-31-2006, 02:22 AM
^ Electric fly swatter? Where I say, WHERE!? I need to get these spiders before they get me! *eyes dart to both sides and retreats back to bedroom*

Poopdogjr
12-31-2006, 02:24 AM
It is proabably man's greatest invention since the chicken patty. I got mine at a Frank's store. The stores have since closed, and I havent seen them anywhere else. But they kick serious ass.

Davinq
12-31-2006, 02:41 AM
Dammit! I need one of dem if I'm going to survive the night! Nooooooooooo...

*eyes dart from side to side before retreating to the bedroom*

Thrik
12-31-2006, 03:31 AM
I saw a great little thing in a magazine once: the spider catcher. It's basically just a low level vacuum with a lengthy tube on it so you can catch them from far away, where they're then stuck in a little box.

Never did get one. :(

zelda 41
12-31-2006, 07:33 AM
I'm scared of deep water, losing my mom or dad, panic atackks, spiders, snakes(oh don't get me started), and The Jackson Five.

Psychochaos3
12-31-2006, 01:39 PM
I'm scared of deep water, losing my mom or dad, panic atackks, spiders, snakes(oh don't get me started), and The Jackson Five.
Snakes are my favorite animals. To me they say
"Screw Limbs, we have poison!!"

King Dando
12-31-2006, 01:49 PM
I'm scared of deep water, losing my mom or dad, panic atackks, spiders, snakes(oh don't get me started), and The Jackson Five.

^I had a panic attack once, suffice to say, it wasnt that great :(

Spiders freak me out, I cannot go to sleep when I know theres one nearby. Normally I'm lying in bed, minding my own business, I decide to crane my head to the left, to look at a certain patch of ceiling, and OMG...theres a spider there, happens all the time, I hate it.

...and the ocean.

Davinq
12-31-2006, 04:27 PM
The ocean, why the ocean? Oh, right... you have the Black Spot, don't you?

zelda 41
12-31-2006, 05:23 PM
I saw a shark once.......when I was in the ocean. Needless to say, I ran, or swam, for my life.(thank GOD I'm a fast swimmer)

As for snake, I don't like them cause I ran into one like a year back. It was coiled up and 6 feet long. I screamed so loud that a kid who lived across the street heard me. And again ran like the fastest I've ever ran to get away.

Dude, I freakin lost my flip flop and it bit it. BIT IT.

King Dando
12-31-2006, 06:46 PM
The ocean, why the ocean? Oh, right... you have the Black Spot, don't you?

I'm not that good of a swimmer, and I don't like being in a body of water that I cannot stand up in, or see the bottom of....

Thrik
12-31-2006, 07:09 PM
Yeah, I don't like the ocean at all; you'd never catch me swimming out in it, and the same goes for any deep body of water for pretty much exactly the same reasons as you.

I used to have nightmares of falling off a boat into the ocean and then just continuing downwards and downwards, as if there were no force to keep me on the top; almost as if somebody'd attached a heavy weight to my legs or something, except they hadn't. Of course I'd wake up before actually drowning to death.

King Dando
12-31-2006, 07:42 PM
^ When I was on a Catamaran to Guernsey once, the person I was with told me that the propellers oxgenate the water behind the boat so much, that if you jumped in, you'd just sink, without a hope of getting to the surface. I had bad dreams about that soon after *shudders*

Thrik
12-31-2006, 08:36 PM
God.

Maybe my nightmares were foreshadowing of a future disaster to befall me or somebody else. D:

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 09:44 PM
Geezus Thrik, take a Valium.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:05 PM
You, stop telling everyone to get high.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 10:09 PM
Chill brah, smoke a bowl.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:14 PM
Chill brah, smoke a bowl.
Of Cheeto's?

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 10:17 PM
Of Cheeto's?
I wasn't aware Cheetos were smokable.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:24 PM
Mr. Randi sums things up for me, if you stick around you get to see him put Popoff in his place. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV90zKd_SaU)

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:32 PM
Anthony Daniels has a soothing voice.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 10:33 PM
Mr. Randi sums things up for me, if you stick around you get to see him put Popoff in his place. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV90zKd_SaU)
I can't take a video that says "Extreme Emergency Pledge" seriously.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:37 PM
I can't take a video that says "Extreme Emergency Pledge" seriously.
TITS

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 10:38 PM
TITS
...make wonderful pillows.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:41 PM
...make wonderful pillows.
Neuticles!

Miss_Mayhem
12-31-2006, 10:43 PM
Why dont you do like Stephen Colbert and smoke the ecstasy pills?

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:47 PM
Cause I don' do no drugs, see.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 10:57 PM
****in' square. ELTEE, BAN THIS MAN.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 10:58 PM
Elvis didn't do no drugs.

EDIT: I've just stumbledupon this. (http://friendlyatheist.com/2006/12/30/how-did-i-miss-this.)








Comment from other Stumbler: Dear God, Please explain my wisdom teeth and appendix, you perfect banana maker.

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-31-2006, 11:00 PM
Eric don't use your account for testing spam bots programmed with Bull**** quotes.

Samnmax221
12-31-2006, 11:02 PM
Eric don't use your account for testing spam bots programmed with Bull**** quotes.
Thats Bull****!

itchythesamurai
01-01-2007, 07:39 AM
Well, I think we can all agree that bullsh!t is bullsh!t. Can I hear an amen to that?

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/630282/2/istockphoto_630282_cow_pie.jpg

Miss_Mayhem
01-02-2007, 01:42 AM
Ah ... men ...

itchythesamurai
01-02-2007, 05:21 AM
Hallelujah!

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 03:54 PM
I am afraid of being alone forever because I'm unattractive.
Or being stuck with someone who I don't love.
I'm afraid of mosh pits filled with angry people
I'm afraid of getting raped
I also fear ghetto white people

Miss_Mayhem
01-02-2007, 06:28 PM
- i'm afraid of dying young
-im afraid of the massive earthquake guaranteed to hit Southern California. When? When!?
-i'm afraid of drowning
-i'm afraid of not getting accepted into a college

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 07:10 PM
I'm afraid of the VOLCANO UNDER YELLOWSTONE THAT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!! DDDDDDDDD:

zelda 41
01-02-2007, 07:24 PM
-I'm afraid of this guy:http://avatarsave.gaiaonline.com/profile/?controller=viewer&action=index&id=5662023

(Look what he did to my profile:http://avatarsave.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4071986)
He keeps trying to interweb rape me. But, he's reported and banned thanks to me and about 10 other peeps XP

-I'm afraid of my dog who's scarred me on my legs, arms, and stomach by biting me.

-I'm afraid that the whole world has shunned me for being different. No matter how hard I try to fit in, it just screws my life over even more. So, I've given up trying to make friends, cause there's no hope. T.T

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 07:44 PM
Eww, internet rape is bad. DDD: AND WHY DID YOU PUT ALL YOUR INTERNET HANGOUT PLACES ON THERE? That's just begging for stalkers to come stalk you on other places. Even though you know I would go bitch on his ass.

zelda 41
01-02-2007, 07:53 PM
Well, I didn't know a freaky dude twice my age was gonna try to rape me. Thank GOD my cousin was a mod and banned him.

Oh, I went all bitchy on his ass. Did u not see my whole thing of FUK OFF on there? And when he followed me to the towns thing, I just typed PREVERTED MAN TRYING TO RAPE A HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL. Oh, did he get surrounded by peeps and yelled at. I was able to slip out and he hasn't bugged me since.

DarthAve
01-02-2007, 08:00 PM
I saw it, and you go girl.

I'm afraid of Guitar Hero. Looks at Smon's guitar hero thread in a few minutes for the story.

itchythesamurai
01-03-2007, 07:42 AM
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't (http://youtube.com/watch?v=77zywI6TD4I&mode=related&search=)

King Dando
01-03-2007, 12:15 PM
I'm afraid of all those Doctor Who monsters from the 1960's serials, they are so tacky and rubbish, they scare the hell out of me..I'm pretty sure the original Cybermen were just 36 year old guys in silver bin-liners with torches stuck to their heads...

EDIT: Look theres one

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/First_Cybermen.jpg

*faints*

zelda 41
01-03-2007, 07:03 PM
That is kinda scary......

Miss_Mayhem
01-06-2007, 10:28 PM
You should have told him you were a 23 year old male and didn't swing that way; that would have gotten rid of him.

turtlefreak
01-06-2007, 10:56 PM
-I'm afraid of the dark because I feel so.... HELPLESS! *eek*
-I'm afraid of turtles going extinct! Then who will rule my heart? WHO!?! O_o
-I'm afraid of the crazy little anorexic girl *mayhem* that is forcing me to go on to this forum. If I, don't she will take away Mr. Snuggles... :(

Davinq
01-06-2007, 11:19 PM
I'm afraid of secrets. I'm afraid of Jessica Payne. And I'm afraid of Davy Jones.

DarthAve
01-07-2007, 12:16 AM
-I'm afraid of turtles going extinct! Then who will rule my heart? WHO!?! O_o
Why my friend, meet bonus stage. (www.bonusstages.com)

You will now be owned FOREVER