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Deac
02-04-2001, 05:55 PM
An RPG in the Mos Eisley cantina.
You pick a character, state name, race,
occupation, and what they are carring(Up to 5 itmes). No force powers.
Only 1 character per person. I hope someone's the barkeep.
State who you're replying to in brackets. Try to keep in character.

Deac Starkiller. Human. Rebel Agent. Carrying
Blastech E-11 rifle, Key to ship, data reader, 300 credits.

K_Kinnison
02-04-2001, 06:09 PM
Rollo Mosari. Duros. Merchant/mechanic. Carrying
Blastech DL-45 MilSpec (concealed under workvest, Comlink, Datapad, Universal Spanner, 600 credits.

*walks over to the bar, and orders a tattoine sunrise*

[to Wheler(sp?)] Thanks... 2 Hyper Drive Coolent flushes, and 1 Engine overhaul makes Rollo have a PooDoo day *hands over 5 creds for the drink*

Deac
02-05-2001, 05:32 PM
Walks to Mosari.
Says, "Hey Mosari, it's quiet today."
"How's things?"

K_Kinnison
02-05-2001, 06:50 PM
[to deac] i like it quite... give me a few more minutes and i will be pleasantly "fuzzy"

Deac
02-06-2001, 05:25 PM
[To Mosari]
Are you sure that's safe? Those things could give you a premanent hangover. Specialy that funny looking green stuff he just put in. Want me to scan it?

K_Kinnison
02-06-2001, 05:44 PM
[to deac] Do you want to question Whelers Mixology skills? That "green thing" there is a barnaba mist leaf. I am the one that gave him his supply, when i was ... um... traveling in the Elrood Sector

Deac
02-07-2001, 05:36 PM
[To Mosari]
And why were you in the Elrood sector? And I think WUHER(NOT WEHLER!!!) is trying to poision us. I'm not drinking my arsenic surprise. It contains cyanide.(That's the surprise!)

K_Kinnison
02-08-2001, 05:49 PM
[to Deac] sorry, im a bit drunk now.
[to WUHER] Did you do anything differant with this one?
[WUHER] nope, just your normal blend for a sunrise
[to deac]Now, about the Elrood sector... *feels a bit uneasy* um... well i was doing some Free trading in the sector for a while

Sharkolomew
02-09-2001, 01:51 AM
*Struts in bar*

Tevin "Shark" Modak. Verpin. Carrying Lots of Money-hence the name Shark (Card). New Republic Escort Service Retiree.

*Meets a former High Command Member*

[to Rollo "Gremlin" Mosari] hey bud, long time no see. How are things? Don't lie to the poor man...we weren't "free trading." I was there! Anyways, how's FUBAR, and your Dragon Ship?

[to deac] Sorry about this madened-drunk man. He hasn't been the same in months. Its ok tho. Funny, me and Rollo decided to drop in at the same time. Anyways, where you from?

emupiett
02-09-2001, 04:23 AM
*Storms into bar escorted by 5 stormtroopers*

Captain Bryd Crevill. Human. Imperial officer in charge of prison. Carrying: standard issue Imperial stormtrooper rifle, comm-link, 1,000 credits, "wanted" sign of Deac Starkiller, binders (hand-cuffs)

[to DEAC] Starkiller! Of course we'd find you in a cantina. You're wanted for consorting with the enemy. *Holds up wanted sign.* You'll regret that you work for the Rebellion!

*Covered by stormtroopers, walks over to Deac and puts binders on him*

[to Comm-link] M'lord, we've found him.

[to the others] *Smirks* I hope none of you OTHERS are one of them.

[This message has been edited by emupiett (edited February 09, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
02-09-2001, 01:35 PM
[to shark] *mutters thru gritted teeth* shut UP
*puts hand in vest, and pulls it out, empty*
[to Captain Bryd] Just a paying customer, sir. May i ask what this Mr. Starkiller did besides covorting with those rebel scum?

emupiett
02-09-2001, 03:07 PM
[to Head Stormtrooper] Bring him out to the ship. I'll be there in a moment.

[to MOSARI] He's sabotaged just about every piece of equipment we own, stolen prisoners out of our cells, spyed on us, and has done just about every other known crime possible. If YOU would like to ACCOMPANY him out as well. . .

K_Kinnison
02-10-2001, 02:17 PM
[to Captain Bryd] What did I do? I am just a concerned citizan of the Empire.
*pulls out blaster and points it at bryds head, Shark, and several Bar patrons including WUHER, are point blasters*
[to byrd]Now, i suggest you tell your goons to leave this place, and join me for a nice drink. You will notice I allready took the safty off this blaster. And am not afraid to use it.
[to shark]Contact Fubar, and detain that trooper so Deac can join us

emupiett
02-10-2001, 09:45 PM
[to MOSARI] Well, I guess I must comply with you.

[to a Trooper] Bring the prisoner back in here. *Whispering* We'll get him later.

[to Barkeep] Give me the best drink you have.

[to Everyone] Well, I'm bringing your friend back in, and I WILL stay and have a drink. *Regrettingly* I'm sorry to have stirred up trouble.

[This message has been edited by emupiett (edited February 10, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
02-11-2001, 01:56 AM
[to byrd]See? I Knew you Imperials were nice people with proper motivation.
[to WUHER] Give him the Owners special
*still is hold blaster pointed at Byrd*

Sharkolomew
02-11-2001, 06:21 AM
[to MOSARI] FUBAR and FireSide are on the way. Stromtroopers detained.

[to Deac] Good job man. Sabotage, Sabotage!

[to Stormtroopers] Haha.

Deac
02-11-2001, 01:31 PM
Walks over to Byrd. Punches him.

[TO EVERYONE] Thanks guys, I was totally day dreaming till that slug head showed up.
[To Byrd]
Nobody EVER CATHCES STARKILLER. Ever. You can take that wanted notice and shove it down your throat!
[Points gun at Byrd] I hope you don't ever meet my Wookie friend, Myrrrr. He loves pulling arms out of sockets. I that him coming now?

emupiett
02-11-2001, 04:22 PM
[to Everyone pointing blasters] Well, if you want me to stay and have a drink it would help if you put those blasters away!

*Puts his own blaster away*

[to Stormtroopers] Put your blasters away.

[to WUHER] Well, how much is that "owner's special", anyway? You know what, never mind, Give one to everybody, on me! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

K_Kinnison
02-11-2001, 05:18 PM
[to byrd] I will point my blaster somewhere else when your Goon's in white leave. And if they don't there is going to be a "white" sale on used armor.

emupiett
02-11-2001, 09:45 PM
[to Stormtroopers] Wait for me on my ship. I'll be there once I'm finished here.

[Stormtrooper to the CAPT.] Yes, captain Crevill.

[to EVERYONE] Now, about that "owner's special. . .?"

K_Kinnison
02-11-2001, 10:19 PM
*puts Blaster back into vest*
[to Byrd] I have my poisin handy.. don't need more. You do knwo who the Owner of this place is dont you?

emupiett
02-12-2001, 02:40 AM
[to MOSARI] Of course I do. Everyone knows WUHER!

[to EVERYONE] Well, pick a table and have a seat while I get everyone a drink!

[to WUHER] Owner's specials all around!

K_Kinnison
02-12-2001, 01:14 PM
[to Byrd] you slightly mistaken.. Whuher is the head bartender.. the actaully owner is a wookie.. i am too drunk to pronounce her name tho

emupiett
02-12-2001, 02:56 PM
[to MOSARI] Well, I didn't realize that Wuher wasn't the owner. The only bartender I've ever seen here is Wuher. No matter. They DO have good drinks, though.

[to WUHER] How about those drinks?

Deac
02-12-2001, 04:46 PM
[To Byrd]

How long you been trancin' me anyway?
And, who is m'lord. Who else is here you little buckethead?!

K_Kinnison
02-12-2001, 08:22 PM
[to deac] i think m'lord is a guy that wear's black, and has a athsma problem.. and he has a VERY long leesh

emupiett
02-12-2001, 10:18 PM
[to DEAC] Actually "M'lord" is Darth Vader. He is second in command to the Emperor, and he is our commanding officer. Nobody else is with me, besides the troopers.

About tracing you, I think we have been looking for you for at least five years. I really didn't want to come down here in the first place, but Lord Vader told me to get you. I wouldn't be surprised now if the prisoners all escaped. I'm the only good prison officer in the Empire.

Never mind talking about this, though. Let's have our drinks now.

Deac
02-13-2001, 05:45 PM
[To Byrd] So is that a really long range commlink or is Vader here?
And I'm not drinking. That old "Slip poison into the drink to stun him," or "Get him drunk and capture him" trick won't work on me!
And you won't be getting me later.
Anyone want to here about the time I busted all the inmates out of the maximum security prison he was watching?

emupiett
02-13-2001, 07:50 PM
[to DEAC] I didn't even touch the drinks (except mine)! And, I just said before that I didn't even WANT to come down and capture you. Oh, and it is a long range com-link that I have.

[to EVERYONE ELSE] Actually, I think the time he's talking about when he busted someone out , I wasn't there. It was when I was on off-time.

K_Kinnison
02-13-2001, 11:24 PM
[to byrd] SO, since your an Imperail on Tatooine, do you make regualr house calls to jabba? or does he just bribe Imps now with hired thugs?

emupiett
02-14-2001, 01:52 AM
[to MOSARI] Jabba!? That vile slug? What makes you think we do business with him?

K_Kinnison
02-14-2001, 01:30 PM
[to byrd]Oh, that is right.. you dont know about that.. silly me *whispers* I herd the Imperial appointed Governer has been paid off by Jabba to look the other way, the whole Imperial Garrison is corrupt. I guess that is pretty common out here on the fringe

emupiett
02-14-2001, 03:11 PM
[to MOSARI] What don't I know about? I hope none of our men are dealing with that gangster! He hasn't been known to keep HIS end of bargains. If I find out that one of my men are dealing with him, they won't live to regret it! Thank you for letting me know, by the way.

Deac
02-14-2001, 05:54 PM
[To Byrd] Why don't you join the Rebellion? the hours and pay are better, AND there's a great dental plan and pension fund!
Can I have that wanted poster? It'd be great to impress the girls.

[To Mosari]
I was once hacking into imp comms (know about that Byrd?)and heard the garrison commander talking with Jabba. Jabba deals illegitimat spice, CO gets a free slave girl.

K_Kinnison
02-14-2001, 07:26 PM
[to byrd] Oh by the way.. you see taht Davorian in the corner the one with 2 horns and a devilish smile? His latest news is that Jabba is hiring some small time bounty hunters to take out a few Imperials becasue they are crowding into his business. You might want to be carful where you throw your weight around on Tatooine, this isn't cours- i mean "Imperial Center"

emupiett
02-14-2001, 07:46 PM
[to DEAC] Well! Thanks for telling me! I must stop my men from dealing with that slug!

[to MOSARI] Thanks for the Information. I think I can handle myself though! But it is always good to know who you're dealing with.

*Starts to leave. Flips WUHER 20 creds.*

[to WUHER] Keep the change.

[to EVERYONE] Well, I must stop my men! But I will be back, I guarantee that. It has been "pleasant."

[This message has been edited by emupiett (edited February 14, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
02-14-2001, 08:52 PM
*waits for byrd to leave*
[to deac] You need to start having a lower profile if you want to survie in toadys world deac.

emupiett
02-14-2001, 10:28 PM
*Capt. Crevill comes back in.*

[to EVERYONE] You know, it's kind of rude leaving on such short notice! And the men aren't mine. I really don't care. I'm just the jail guard. Why should I take care of a matter that Lord Vader should? It's not my job to stop other Imperials from disobeying orders!

K_Kinnison
02-15-2001, 12:45 PM
[to byrd] But as an Officer are you suppse to hold the ideal of the Empire and protect them from internal, and External conflicts. Don;t officers usuaklly take some kinda oath?

And if you are trying to fit in, it wont work unless you take off that Uniform, and show me your resignation papers, THEN i will be a bit more friendly

emupiett
02-15-2001, 04:13 PM
[to MOSARI] You know, you're right I'm going to go reprimand my men, and deal with them in the proper manner for the glory of the empire! Don't worry though, I'll be back.

*Gets up and leaves the Cantina*

Deac
02-15-2001, 06:43 PM
[To Mosari]
I do keep a low profile. Except that, ever since I picked up this data reader on Algavor...
B*****r it! That's got a homing sticker peeled on.

(Slaps in on Dannik Jerriko's back without him noticing. Stormtroopers come in)
Stormtroopers: Aha, Starkiller, I know that Dannik Jerriko disguise won't fool us! Beow!(Jerriko falls dead)

[To Mosari] Well I'm glad that vampire's dead.

K_Kinnison
02-16-2001, 12:52 PM
[to anyone] You know, i am getting sick of these Impys running around like they own the place. Next Imp that comes in I am going to shoot him right between the Eyes. I will just say he was trying to defect, and ended up deficating on himself
[to whuher] Hey, this sunburn is warm, give me a colder one

Deac
02-16-2001, 05:57 PM
I do keep a low profile.
I was here because, well, I'm on the run, as you know. I hacked into the Imp holo-net and put up a palpatine sucks poster.

K_Kinnison
02-16-2001, 07:24 PM
Thats nothing, one of my former 'mates created the largest holoprogection ever sceene. It appeared over Coruscant, with the words "Hey Emporer! Eat this!" then it showed a holoprogection of his ass. There was a mole 20 feet wide in space for a while. It is amazing what people do when they are drunk, and take a bet

Sharkolomew
02-16-2001, 10:38 PM
Hey, why's everyone looking at me? I didn't do it! Honest!

K_Kinnison
02-17-2001, 12:06 AM
[to shark] Sure thing "snog the chef", do i really have to get FUBAR over here and show you the Holo?

K_Kinnison
02-17-2001, 01:25 AM
too late

http://www.personal.kent.edu/~nwillis/Nyjul.JPEG

Deac
02-17-2001, 06:23 PM
[To Wuher]Well, I'll have a corellian ale.

[To mosari]So, what do think Byrd's up to?

K_Kinnison
02-17-2001, 07:28 PM
[to deac]Polishing Vaders boots with his tongue?

reminds me when i was on disiplinary action on Fondor, i only got to use a toothbrush to scrub the hallways

Sharkolomew
02-18-2001, 05:32 AM
[to Mosari] Um well, FUBAR has had his memory wiped, so I don't think he has the holo, unles it's on one of those handy-dandy holodisks. Then I am fooked. Snog the Chef? Oh no! Not him, I mean me! Doh!

*Points blaster at head*

K_Kinnison
02-18-2001, 03:53 PM
[to shark]WIPED MY DROID!?!?! WHY YOU SITH SUCKING NARF BLOWING HUTT SLIME!!!!

oh.. wait.. nm ^_^

Deac
02-18-2001, 05:39 PM
Why don'y you buy one from the Jawas?
Anyway, unwiped memory droids are way more fun.

K_Kinnison
02-18-2001, 06:38 PM
[to deac]Actaully, i got him as a gift from some Jawas i helped save from a Tuskan raiding party. Wasn't al lthat great of a droid, but he is Memory wipe resistant for some reason, and Restraining bolts dont efect him becasue his motivator isn't in the right spot. He is a bit buggy, but i wouldn't trade that droid for anything.

Sharkolomew
02-18-2001, 08:28 PM
*Mutters under breath* "I Would"

K_Kinnison
02-18-2001, 10:01 PM
*FUBAR gets out the arc-welder on Shark, and uses it*

[to FUBAR] stop that, use the Highest setting

Deac
02-20-2001, 02:54 PM
(Ahem-this is not Star Trek Elite force. Where'd that Arc Welder come from?)

Well, I know a pretty good repair place. It's in docking bay 87.

K_Kinnison
02-20-2001, 04:28 PM
( remember that attchment R2 used to repair C3PO, Free Liea, shcok both salisious crumb, and Leebo in ROTJ? )

[to deac] He is JUST fine, i have had this droind for over 6 standerd years, and i ahve learned how to repiar his little quircks. Tho i cant understand why he allways thinks he is on some secret mission

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 01:19 AM
Aceos Azzaviros. Human. Corellian starpilot who just started his own star transport company. He comes in unarmed (Obviously a dumb starpilot), keys to his new YT-3500 Centurion freighter, and 2000 credits.

*Walks over to an empty corner in the cantina hoping to find a customer fast*

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 01:26 AM
*That thing about Aceos being unarmed might not be entirely a fact.

*Pulls out a standard blaster rifle and points it at Shark*

[to Shark] "Is there a problem?"

Sharkolomew
02-21-2001, 03:08 AM
"No, there is not. But if you want me to have one, I will."

*Pulls out Blaster on Aceos*

emupiett
02-21-2001, 03:18 PM
*Comes storming in with an entire squad of stormtroopers, blasters pointed at Aceos and Shark.*

[to ACEOS and SHARK] Why is somebody in here always stirring up trouble?

[to the OTHERS] I took care of the officer dealing with Jabba. Vader will do the rest!

Vanbusskirk
02-21-2001, 04:53 PM
WarachoK, Wookie (male), Body Guard, Carrying: Bowcaster, Bandolier, Vibro Sword, Comlink, Thermal Detonator

[to all the Imps] ARRRRRRGHHH RRRRWWOOORRRR ARRRRRRGHHHH!

*pulls out thermal detonator and activates it with a deadmans switch, then pulls out VIbroSword with other hand*

[to Byrd] Grrrr rowl arrrggh

[to Rollo] Growl?

------------------
*Hack* Hey KIM! *slash* Arn't we *Grunt* having fun yet?

K_Kinnison
02-21-2001, 05:01 PM
[ to imps ] IN case you dont understand wook-speak. he said one more move and there is going to be Imp kibble used as wall texture in this cantina. Now, i think Vader has more improtant things to do then muck around on this miserable planet... so byrd, stop wasting his time or he is probly going to show his displeasure at the delay.

*points blaster at Byrds forhead*

[to byrd] you got until the count of 5 to move your stinking imperial ass out of this nice drinking establishement. i promised i was going to shoot the next Imp that walked in here, and i dont want to start a habit of breaking them now.

[to byrd] 5...

[This message has been edited by K_Kinnison (edited February 21, 2001).]

Deac
02-21-2001, 07:12 PM
[Points blaster at Byrd as well]

[To Byrd] If you're not outta here when he gets to 3 he won't get the chance to shoot you. Thought you'd lock me in one of your smelly cells would ya' ya boot licking buckethead screw?

emupiett
02-21-2001, 07:27 PM
[to DEAC and MOSARI] You two will regret that you said that, you. . . !

[to Stormtroopers] Let's go!

*On the way out he whispers to a stormtrooper:* Keep watch outside the cantina. Contact me if anything happens.

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 09:11 PM
*Takes Deac's drink and hurls it at the Imp Capt.*

[To Byrd] You Impie scum!!!!

emupiett
02-21-2001, 09:21 PM
*With lightning quick reflexes, Captain Crevill catches cup just as it is about to hit.*

[to ACEOS] Fortunately I only got wet. If I was hit by the cup as well, you wouldn't live to regret it.

*Throws cup on ground and storms out door.*

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 09:27 PM
*Pulls out blaster and shoots stormtrooper and stuns him*

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 09:32 PM
*Starts laughing*

K_Kinnison
02-21-2001, 10:46 PM
*shoots byrd in the left knee with blaster*

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 10:54 PM
*Points outside*

[To Everyone who is NOT Impie scum] Oh nooo, there's like an entire Stormtrooper garrison headin' this way! Let's beat it guys!

Expert Rookie
02-21-2001, 10:57 PM
I got a YT-3500 Centurion in Docking Bay 28.

K_Kinnison
02-21-2001, 11:52 PM
[to Aeos] You really should stop living you life asa Holodrama. Didn't you knw the Imperial Garrison is stationed in Mos Espa, and is paid off buy Jabba jsut to keep things quite.

Im not concerned about the Garrions, Jabbas henchmen can take care of it.

emupiett
02-22-2001, 12:21 AM
*As Crevill gets up he speaks into his commlink.*

*3 More transports full of stormtroopers land right outside the cantina.*

[to EVERYONE] Ha ha. You didn't think I'd let you get away THAT easily did you?

*Runs to ship, and 4 more troopers get out and start setting up a blaster cannon (like the one in Empire).*

Rogue 9
02-22-2001, 02:05 AM
the snap hiss of a lightsaber igniting turns head in the bar...Hi I'm Corran Horn a Jedi Knight from Correlia I noticed your having a problem with some imperials...I won't deal with the Hutts though

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 21, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
02-22-2001, 01:06 PM
[to Byrd] Fine, i guess i wil lahve to call in my big guns.

*gets out comlink*
Oz, start the orbital bombardment of the Imperial Garrison, i guess it is time to fre Tatooine of any Imperial Influnaces.

[to Byrd] Oh byrd, jsut want to let you know that "your Lord" is no longer in the Sector... he left to deliver a Hostage to some Battle station... guess you are on your own.

Oz
02-22-2001, 01:12 PM
Oz, Human Male, Ground Force Commander, MC-80a Mon Cal Crusier, 8000 troops, Concussion rifle, food, Rocket launcher

[to rollo] Sure thing boss...

*Turbo Laser fire starts pelting S'troopers in Mos Eisly, and destroying the Garrison*

[to Troops] Begin Ground assult to take over the planet, and contact Jabba, we have an offer to make him

emupiett
02-22-2001, 03:11 PM
*Capt. Crevill runs to his ship and takes off, leaving the stormtroopers to die. He enters hyperspace before the MonCals catch him.*

Deac
02-22-2001, 05:15 PM
[Starkiller leaps behind the bar and starts firing at all stormtroopers. Once they are gone he runs outside]

[To everyone] They're gone. We win! Shove that down your throat Impie scum!!!

Oz
02-22-2001, 05:16 PM
[to Rollo] Boss, one of my men was able to get some tracking devices on his ship... want us to go hunt him down?

K_Kinnison
02-22-2001, 05:21 PM
[to oz] Sure, call the fleet on this one until the trail gets cold, i am going to have a talk with Jabba and see if we can pool some credits togeteher to post a bounty on him... i was thinking 50,000 or so.

[to WarachoK]Would you put taht think away.. you scaring the customers. And clean up that mess outside.

[to everyone] Now lets get this party started, next round of drinks is on me.. Drink UP!

emupiett
02-22-2001, 07:23 PM
*At that moment, the entire Imperial fleet let by the Eclipse exits hyperspace.*

*The capt., now safely onboard the Eclipse, sends a transmission down to the planet.*

[to EVERYONE] Did you think I'd let you get away that easily?

Sharkolomew
02-22-2001, 10:16 PM
*ROFL*

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 12:11 AM
[To everyone in catina] "Ohhh noooo."

*Runs to the docking bay to start his Centurion.*

*Starts it and climbs to an altitude of 600 miles above the planet's surface.*

*Calls in Rebel fleet.*

[To Fleet] "Rebel fleet, this is the YT-3500 Transport Lightning. I am in need of help. Almost the entire Imperial fleet has showed up here at Tatooine. I need you to send the best ships you got in your magnificent fleet *coughs*."

*Meanwhile the Lightning is being pursued by 2 Star Destroyers.*

*2 Minutes later...*

*The MC90A Defiance, the MC90a Galactic Voyager, the MC80a Independence, the Winged MC80a Maria, and the MC40a Freedom 1 come out from hyperspace just 5 km ahead of Aceos's Transport the Lightning.*

"Thank the Gods..."

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 12:14 AM
*Meanwhile, taking advantage of the situation, the Millenium Falcon, owned by a small-time pilot named Han Solo, blasts off from Mos Eisly spaceport and enters hyperspace.*

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 12:22 AM
*As the chase between the TIEs, Star Destroyers, and the Lightning goes on, Aceos is trying to land the Lightning at Mos Eisly somewhere. Then, he shoots the last TIE Interceptor down... and lands at Docking Bay 98.*

*The MC90a Galactic Voyager meanwhile collides into the SSD Palpatine's rear engines causing a chain reaction that somehow speads from ship to ship leaving only the Eclipse, Avenger, Corruptor, and the Vehement in the Imperial fleet. The Vehement jumps into hyperspace.*

K_Kinnison
02-23-2001, 01:05 AM
[to all] Lets see, Dath Vader is alive, The how the heck can an Eclipse class be around?

*sits back and watches the Holoshow*

emupiett
02-23-2001, 01:25 AM
took some liberties with that http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

*The ships concentrate fire on the Freedom 1 and wipe it out with ease. More Imperial ships come out of hyperspace, including several Interdictors and two SSD's (Executor is one).

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 01:50 AM
Cracken Im, Human, Outlaw.

Mod Blastech E-11 rifle, Data pad, comm, 500 credits

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 01:53 AM
*looks.. um..... think Duo from G-Wing*

*wlaks up to bar, flashes ID, and asks for a bottle Corillian whisky, and a shoot glass, no ice. Looks around, and spots the Holoshow. he takes his bottle, and glass, and takes a seat next to the stranger and watches*

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 01:54 AM
Mysteriously Aceos takes off in his YT-3500 and hypers to the galaxy far, far away... seems that there's an ultimate battle going on..... hehehe (That is an advertisment)

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 01:57 AM
*Turns to the person next to him*
{TO ROLLO} (under breath) that ultimate battle stuff is rigged. it's nothing but fakes. my "ship" was the only thing actually working right.

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 02:05 AM
Correction, your ship was the only that was messed up.

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 02:08 AM
His ship was the only fake one, the "Wing Zero"? what the heck is that? from some dumb 3rd rate Japaneese cartoon that deserves to be burned?

We were flying the "real" ships..
the CRS Independence,
the USS Voyager,
the USS Enterprise,
the CRS Defiance,
the Borg Cube,
the Super Eclipse III,

not the crap like you had Cracken

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"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick butt."

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 02:13 AM
*stands up* Now Wing Zero was totally fine! I was planning to write in his destruction anayways, but Zaarin beat me to it!

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 02:18 AM
Hey I don't believe in this overkill crap you and Zaarin are doing!!!!

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 02:21 AM
WZ was NOT OVERKILL! His abilities syurpasses your equipment, but it's still piloted by a HUMAN, who has to factor in FATUIGE! did it ever occur to you that I'd eventually factor that in!?!

Now ZAARIN is just going over board. plain and simple, but my attempt at fame was not!

And 3000+ of each ship hypering in!? that's not over kill EX. Rook!?

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 02:25 AM
AND 3RD RATE HOLOANIME!?! (see, i';m staying in story!) JUST EBCAUSE ZERO WAS DESIGNED FROM A FEW CONCEPTS FROM HOLOANIME DOESN NOT MAKE IT BAD! AND THE GUNDAM HOLO-SERIES IS ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED! SINCE 4079 (1979 in our time), GUNDAM is one of the most RESPECTED ANIME SERIES IN JAPAN! so SIT DOWN, and shut UP.

*sits, pours himself a drink, downs the shot, and slams the glass on the table*

Expert Rookie
02-23-2001, 02:31 AM
Ok, I agree with you that Wing Zero thing is cool but its not SW or ST related is it?

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 02:36 AM
YOu never specified.

Cmdr. Cracken
02-23-2001, 02:37 AM
okay, you did, but it was one ship! and in a small corner of the battle!

Rogue 9
02-23-2001, 03:10 AM
I need the Blaster med Kit --Good night

K_Kinnison
02-23-2001, 01:49 PM
*holds out bag to person sitting next to him*

[to Cracken] <font size=0>Pork rinds?</font>

NOTE: Liberties are not appriciated, if you are going to do something, stay true to the SW universe otherwise people will not enjoy The amount of liberties you takem, and leave

emupiett
02-23-2001, 03:05 PM
You didn't mean me did you? If so, I didn't realize that we were being that strict.

*As the battle continues, 15 more ISDs exit hyperspace. They each commence attacking the Rebels.*

[to HIMSELF] I'm glad they didn't realize that it was SUPPOSED to be a trap. I wasn't really sent by Vader to get Deac, I was sent as a distraction.

K_Kinnison
02-23-2001, 04:38 PM
[to all] this holodrama is horribly written, since when does the same actor do two differant roles? and why is a captain in charge of a fleet? *sigh* i wonder if there is anything else on

Deac
02-23-2001, 06:38 PM
Suddenly, a drop pod lands in the middle of the cantina and starkiller steps out.

[To Everyone] Sorry, bout the mess. I just stuck a bomb to the reactor of an ISD

emupiett
02-23-2001, 07:44 PM
What 2 roles? And he's NOT in charge. He was sent as a decoy. He returned to the fleet when he was supposed to. It was a set up.

[to VADER] Well, I did my job as you told me to. The Rebels have fallen into our trap. We have eight Interdictors holding them.

K_Kinnison
02-23-2001, 09:46 PM
[to all] Ohhhhh, nice bit of voice acting, still the plot is horribly unbeliveable. Never make in on Imperial Center, or the Elrood Sector

Expert Rookie
02-24-2001, 01:12 AM
*YT-3500 Lightning comes in from hyperspace and Aceos sees the battle as it unfolds*

*The CRS Home Three and the CRS Independence II come in behind him*

Expert Rookie
02-24-2001, 01:17 AM
*The YT-3500 Lightning is hit by 5 TIE Interceptors and enters Tatooine atmosphere*

(It happens to be going straight for the cantina)

Aceos [To self] AHHHHHHH!!!! I can't control her!

emupiett
02-24-2001, 02:00 AM
*Shuttle lands outside. Capt. Crevill walks in and starts watching holo movie with them.*

[to all] How's the movie?

K_Kinnison
02-24-2001, 01:44 PM
*shoots Byrd in the head killing him nistantly*
[to dead body] SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Deac
02-24-2001, 01:49 PM
[Whispers to Moasari}

Aww, couldn't I kill him? But well done anyway. Let's get back to the movie.
I mean, this can't all be happening, right?

Cmdr. Cracken
02-24-2001, 03:13 PM
{to Rollo} thank you, he was quite annoying. would you happen to have a Vibro-blade on you?

K_Kinnison
02-24-2001, 04:24 PM
[to Cracken] Nah, this is way unbelivable that the Empire wants to sent 30 Capital ships to this miserable planet.

[to Daec] talk to WarachoK, but i think he wants to cut up the body into little peices

Vanbusskirk
02-24-2001, 04:26 PM
*makes Imp Kibble out of Bryds dead body... and places the rank badge on his bandolier*

Cmdr. Cracken
02-24-2001, 04:38 PM
{TO WARA...} A shame you did that. I was going to sautee his brains in a nice vinegarette, and corillian wine.

Rogue 9
02-24-2001, 04:41 PM
Watching bad Terran Movies again Cracken...Bartender, I'll have a pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 24, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
02-24-2001, 11:31 PM
[to corran] why should you getthat drink?

Rogue 9
02-24-2001, 11:34 PM
I am being irritated by a guy over in the RS>NET system and I am trying not to think Violently...that drink will stop me from thinking

K_Kinnison
02-25-2001, 02:00 AM
[to corran] drinking will not make you forget, but it can make them fuzzy enuf so that it dont bother you much anymore.

*downs drink*

I got a lot of things that bother me.

*orders another tatooine sunrise*

Rogue 9
02-25-2001, 02:17 AM
I have wrecked my car in real life...the lightpole made out much better than my car.

Deac
02-25-2001, 06:25 PM
(Why are we all maggots or Bellybutton Lint?)

[To Mosari] I got problems too. The Impd are after me, threatning innocent worlds with weapons that don't work or exist. Me being unable to stop it all because my force power was all channeled into a "Force Stone" that was shipped to some museum an an Imp planet in the core. Wanna go nick it back and grab anything else? Once we're in, aside from the force stone, you can take whatever you can carry. You in?

K_Kinnison
02-25-2001, 08:25 PM
[to deac] sorry, i try to stay away from the core systems, tend to be bad for my health ... or others

Rogue 9
02-26-2001, 03:23 PM
I am a Jedi Master, not a maggot

K_Kinnison
02-26-2001, 04:16 PM
what ever you say..... maggot

Deac
02-26-2001, 05:17 PM
[To everyone]Aww, c'mon, who wants to come raid an imp museum and get loads of valuable stuff. You can take whatever you get.

Rogue 9
02-26-2001, 05:22 PM
I'm in, "now if the pink elephants would just leave me alone."

K_Kinnison
02-27-2001, 01:14 PM
*notices he jsut finished his 3rd Tatoonie Sunrise... decided he is not numb enuf yet , and orders anotehr

Deac
02-27-2001, 05:48 PM
[To Everyone who's in on my plot] Ok, when everyone's drunk enough, we'll have 1 more round, so the Imps can get complacent and soften their security, then go. By the way, you can sober up on the trip. Any Qs?

K_Kinnison
02-27-2001, 09:40 PM
*starts dacing around and sings*

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For ev'ry 'woks that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the fuzzy 'woks have their picnic.

Ev'ry fuzzy 'woks who's been good
is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the fuzzy 'woks have their picnic

*passes out and starts snoring*

[This message has been edited by K_Kinnison (edited February 27, 2001).]

Rogue 9
02-28-2001, 02:43 AM
Stand Up, Let's Go, Trips Falls, Nevermin...ZZZZZZZzzz<FONTSIZE=1>zzzz</FONT>

Deac
02-28-2001, 05:31 PM
[Drags fellow raiders onto my ship]

[To All] Me and these guys'll be gone for a bit. See ya in a while!

[Blasts off for the core systems]

Rogue 9
02-28-2001, 05:52 PM
6 Hours later
Rogue 9: My Head Hurts, Where am I,I have this vague recolection of agreeing to something, I hope I didn't sell My ship again...

emupiett
02-28-2001, 06:51 PM
*An X-Wing pulls up beside the other ship.*

[to ANYBODY] This is Commander Royd Ternyl of the Alliance, hailing anybody on board the ship. I was wondering if you needed assistance. This is a very dangerous area at the moment. I was sent on patrol here. There's lots of Imperial activity.

*Commander Tyrnel is carrying a modified BlasTech DL-44, A Universal Translator, 500 Credits, A Restraining Bolt, and Electrobinoculars.*

Rogue 9
02-28-2001, 07:16 PM
Always glad to accept help...check in with Deac he is commander of this misson.

Name: Corran Horn
Skills: Pilot, Jedi, Ex-Corsec Officer
Inventory: Lightsaber, Blaster Rifle with Laser Scope, 0 Credits,2 Thermal Detonators

emupiett
02-28-2001, 08:43 PM
[to DEAC] Deac, I was told to check in with you about helping out. Do you want me to escort you?

K_Kinnison
02-28-2001, 09:56 PM
*snores*

emupiett
02-28-2001, 10:09 PM
*At that moment, 12 TIE Advanceds exit hyperspace. They start attacking Deac's ship.*

[to DEAC] This is Cmdr. Ternyl. Enemy ships coming in. I'll take care of this.

*Pulls his X-Wing around and starts engaging the TIEs.*

Rogue 9
02-28-2001, 11:46 PM
Horn hops into his T-65 and roars out to meet the TIE's, with Cmdr. Ternyl's help they are dispached but not before Deac's ship incurs heavy damage, and corran's port S-Foil gets shortened by a foot...

emupiett
03-01-2001, 12:35 AM
[to DEAC] Wow, you took some heavy damage. Follow me, and I'll take you to the best ship repair shop in the sector.

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 12:51 AM
[To Cmdr. Ternyl] Deac's Comm. Gear appears to have been knocked out by the attack,if we both hook on to him we can probably make it to your repair yard

K_Kinnison
03-01-2001, 01:05 AM
[mumbles to self] but ma.. i dont want ot go to flight school

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 01:26 AM
***OUT OF STORY***
*Hits Mosari with shock prod*
Wake up fool your being shot at...


[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 28, 2001).]

emupiett
03-01-2001, 02:52 AM
[to HORN] Well, he obviously doesn't know what's going on. Let's attach and bring him to the repair yard.

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 02:58 AM
[To Cmdr. Ternyl]Messege Recieved Enroute for Linkup.

emupiett
03-01-2001, 03:06 AM
[to HORN] Ok. Here goes.

*They hook up the ships so they can all travel as a unit. They begin their trip. A While later, they come to a planet.*

[to Control] This is Cmdr. Ternyl of the Alliance requesting permission to make an emergency landing with a transport.

*Control to Ternyl*: Clearance granted. You may land on platform 628.

*The three linked ships approach the platform and land.*

K_Kinnison
03-01-2001, 01:11 PM
*shoots Rogue 9 with blaster (on stun) and goes back to sleep*

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 02:15 PM
***OUT OF STORY***
Corran uses the energy from the blast and channel it into T.K. to strangle K_K

emupiett
03-01-2001, 04:32 PM
[to HORN] Ok, guys. That's enough playing around. I'll have the men get to work on the ship immediately. As for your friends, bring them into that building over there. *Points to a tall building straight ahead of them.* Thats the infirmary.

Vanbusskirk
03-01-2001, 04:44 PM
*starts strangling Rogue 9 with his bare fists*

(not wise to upset a wookie)

[to Rogue 9] ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!! *shows teeth*

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 05:04 PM
***OUT OF STORY***
Uses Force push to impale the Wookie upon a laser cannon sticking out from one of the xwings

Deac
03-01-2001, 05:06 PM
( I would post more often but I live in GMT!)

Starkiller leaves and talks to Trnyl.

[To Trnyl] Thanks. Those bucketheads must be after me for my other escpades. I'm Deac Starkiller. The one who took a pot shot at Tarkin on Gorman after the massacre. thanks for fixing the ship up.
We're going to raid an imperial museum so i can touch a force stone and regain my jedi powers. Wanna come? Once we're in, you take whatever you want, except the force stone. You in?

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 05:10 PM
[TO Trnyl]make sure they repair my s-foil to, and have them scrape that wookie off while their at it.

emupiett
03-01-2001, 07:07 PM
[to DEAC] Deac Starkiller? *Jokingly* You're still alive? There must be a lot of Imperials on your tail! Sure, I'll be in on the quest.

[to HORN] Sure, I'll have 'em fix your ship. No problem. I'll pay, too.

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 07:28 PM
I'll buy the Drinks, theres a place called the FlareStar down the street want to come...I'm going easy on em this time though

Cmdr. Cracken
03-01-2001, 08:32 PM
*dark music as a shadowy figure follows*
{Yes I'll join in, it'll be much later though....... )

emupiett
03-01-2001, 09:10 PM
[to figure who just walked in] Hello, sir. You are. . . ?

[to HORN] I'll have a drink. Just make sure your friends don't get like this again. I'm running out of money!

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 09:18 PM
right then, bartender drinks for my friends but <FONT SIZE=1>water them down a bit k, they got a little drunk last time, Mosari still hasn't recovered

K_Kinnison
03-01-2001, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Rogue 9:
***OUT OF STORY***
Uses Force push to impale the Wookie upon a laser cannon sticking out from one of the xwings


Didn't you read the first post? no force powers allowed.

*stuns Rogue 9 again*

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 10:21 PM
***OUT OF STORY***
thats why it said out of story, during that part I was still in my X-wing so it would have been difficult to strangle me among other things.

Rogue 9
03-01-2001, 11:10 PM
Corran Slices Mosari's gun Hand of and then shoves him into a vat of Bacta to heal,wouldn't want to ruin a possible ally

K_Kinnison
03-02-2001, 12:04 AM
*ignores Rogue 9 and goes back to sleep*

emupiett
03-02-2001, 01:24 AM
[to MOSARI and HORN] Stop playing around guys. Do you want to raid the museum or not. I can't help you out if you'll be playing around the whole time!

Rogue 9
03-02-2001, 01:26 AM
[To Trnyl] Okay, I will stop indulging in childish combat, how about you Mosari

K_Kinnison
03-02-2001, 04:40 PM
*snorze*

emupiett
03-02-2001, 04:45 PM
[to HORN] Well, anyway, let's go down to that place you were talking about. The ships won't be done for a while, but I assure you, they will be excellently done.

Rogue 9
03-02-2001, 06:15 PM
[To Trnyl] Make sure Deac comes with us, with all the imperials about i'm not sure he'll survive alone, also for some odd reason I can't use the Force here do you know why...

Deac
03-02-2001, 06:17 PM
[To party] Well, i just heard that they're putting a pair of Twi'lek slave girls frozen in carbonite( An Imp's art?) at the museum. Wanna rescue them when we get there? Remember- first come, first served(aside from the stone)

emupiett
03-02-2001, 06:30 PM
[to HORN] Actually, I think most of the trees here have ysalmiri in them.

[to DEAC] Well, I'll come save them, but you can have both of them since I'm a happily married man.

Rogue 9
03-02-2001, 07:03 PM
[To Deac]Will I be able to use my force powers in the mueseum?

Deac
03-03-2001, 02:22 PM
[to Rogue9] I wouldn't recommend it until I get my force powers back from the force stone(other wise you may have my personality imprinted upon you) but once I have my powers back and the stone's empty, you can safely.

emupiett
03-03-2001, 03:16 PM
[to DEAC] You going to come have a drink with me and Corran? We could use some company.

Deac
03-03-2001, 06:00 PM
[To Tyrnl] Sure, I'll drink.

[To bartender] Get me tonic and peach water . Put 'em in the same glass. Nothing alchoholic.

[To party] After this round we've gotta go raid the museum. We can also raid the gift shop.

Rogue 9
03-03-2001, 08:54 PM
[To ALL] Cool I finally get to demolish one of those evil cesspools of overpriced garbage.

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited March 03, 2001).]

K_Kinnison
03-03-2001, 11:29 PM
I need ot get a Emporer Palpatine Pez dispnser to add to my collection.. i allready got Dath Vader

*brings out his Vader Pez dispenser(

Break Vaders Neck *flips Vaders head* Get a treat http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

emupiett
03-04-2001, 04:32 AM
[to DEAC] Is your friend still drunk. Why's he playing with those toys?

Deac
03-04-2001, 05:45 PM
[To tyrnl] He's always that way... brain got melted and only Dr Evazan dared try to fix it. Like an evil Bob the Builder.

[To Party] Ok people, let's go! To the museum!

Valuable art, fabulous adventure with DEAC STARKILLER(people cheer) and Pez dispensers await us! To my ship-the Starhawk!

Rogue 9
03-05-2001, 12:58 AM
[To DEAC] if you don't mind I'll go in my x-wing, my speed is almost double yours so I won't have a problem keeping up.
[To Tyrnl] I suggest you do the same the more firepower we have the better.

emupiett
03-05-2001, 01:05 AM
[to HORN] That is exactly what I was going to ask. I wanted to take my X-Wing. I just feel safer.

*Goes into repair building and pays repair men.*

[to repair men] Thanks guys. Keep the change.

Rogue 9
03-05-2001, 01:13 AM
right then, I'll just slave my nav system over to the starhawk and we can be on our way, I'll be asleep in the cockpit, if anyone needs me make lots of noise

K_Kinnison
03-05-2001, 01:13 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Deac
03-05-2001, 04:55 PM
(The fleet drops out of hyperspace over Algavor. They land in landing bay 6773 and the party assembles in the Starhawk as it is the largest ship)

[To Party] Ok, this is how we get in. The only entrance is at the front and the cameras will try to catch us. We have an ion storm for 98 minutes starting at 23:00 so the camera are out. Once we're in, you grab what you can. Everybody pair up. Mosari, you're with me. Once the storms over we have to get out. If you're not out by 25:00 we lift off without you and meet up back on Mos Eisly. Any Questions?

*Picks up Deac's Lightsaber*

Rogue 9
03-05-2001, 06:40 PM
[To Deac] Message Recieved, and if you need to go ahead and leave without me I have my X-Wing and can punch through anything the Imperials put up...*Ignites Own Lightsaber, Feral grin spreads across face*

K_Kinnison
03-05-2001, 08:40 PM
*pulls out heavy blaster pistol* what are you going ot do with those Light sticks? trick o' treating?

Rogue 9
03-05-2001, 09:09 PM
hmmmmmm, what am I going to do with my lightsaber, while your blaster pistol can kill from a distance, my lightsaber will bisect someone but cauterize the wound instantly so the can scream for awhile scaring there would be rescuers away...

emupiett
03-05-2001, 10:53 PM
[to HORN and MOSARI] Ok guys, cut the chatter! Horn, you're with me.

*Takes out blaster.*

[to himself] This might come in handy.

[to DEAC] Ok. I'll meet at precisely 25:00.

K_Kinnison
03-05-2001, 11:27 PM
*sneak* *sneak* sneak*

watch out for those wind chimes.

Rogue 9
03-06-2001, 02:39 AM
Okay, I'll be careful to miss the...*CLANG<FONT SIZE=3>,CLANG</FONT><FONT SIZE=5>,Clang</FONT><FONT SIZE=1>,Clang*...Oops

K_Kinnison
03-06-2001, 01:14 PM
[to R9] sneak... more <font size=5>QUIETLY!</font>

*goes into the all conceling shadows.. where it is safe

Deac
03-06-2001, 04:50 PM
[To party, whispering] Ok, Alarms are out... Go!

*Cuts glass with lightsaber and touches the Force Stone. Turns gold momentarily and smiles*

[to party] My powers are back.

*Alarms go off. Deac draws blaster as well as saber and puts stone in pocket( you can carry as many plundered items as you want until you get to the ships). Stormtroopers run in*

[To Party] Heads up! Stormies inbound!

emupiett
03-06-2001, 04:57 PM
[to DEAC] Nice one, Starkiller! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

*Runs for cover and starts blasting the stormies with his ultra-accurate modified DL-44.*

[yells to HORN and DEAC] Cover me!

*Starts running toward stormtroopers (a la Han Solo) and blasting them. When he's close enough, he does a flying somersault jump over them, and when he lands, finishes them off from the back.*

Rogue 9
03-06-2001, 05:25 PM
Horn also able to use force powers again, projects and illusion into the lead Stormtroopers mind, makeing him think I am holding a Thermal Detonator with a dead mans switch, he warns his fellow troopers and they run down the Hall, giveing us some time to plan our escape.

emupiett
03-06-2001, 05:35 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to vaporize and aims it at the Lead Stormtrooper.*

[to Trooper] You've seen how good I am with my blaster. Tell your "friends" to go back to their posts and mind their own business. If not. . . well, then. . . let's just say your dead body won't even be here.

[to HORN] Don't worry. I've got him covered. Go get your Treasures. I'll take what I want on the way out.

K_Kinnison
03-06-2001, 07:03 PM
*raids gift shop*

Ooooooooo they got the rare purple Empopers, and a Ewok one... OH OH OH and a .... anakin skywalker who the hell is this? no matter, i will take that too.

[To R9] dont forget the Wookie Cookies,and Darth Malts!

[This message has been edited by K_Kinnison (edited March 06, 2001).]

emupiett
03-07-2001, 01:37 AM
*The stormtroopers finally leave the party alone. Ternyl runs to the museum and grabs only one thing: the most beautiful stone of all (not the force stone).*

[to Himself] This is perfect for her.

[to the others] So, are we done here, or are we going to save the twi'leks?

[This message has been edited by emupiett (edited March 06, 2001).]

Rogue 9
03-07-2001, 03:27 AM
I belive it would be wrong to leave sentient beings to the Imperials...

K_Kinnison
03-07-2001, 01:23 PM
You all can stay then... since you're not sentient beings http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Hu Man Bing
03-07-2001, 03:02 PM
Hu Man Bing - an evil Imperial pilot who is only quasi-evil, half-heartedly Imperial, and whole-heartedly a pilot. He is about 5'8" and wears a TIE pilot flight suit. At the moment, he is not armed except for his side pistol. He is carrying a small grey urn or tank in his arms, and seems worried about something.

[ambles onto scene with a perplexed look on his face]

*click* Hey, are any of you guys good with xenobiology, yet able to keep a potentially ruinous secret for a substantial sum of Imperial credits? I have an embarrassing problem. and I can't let my officer know about it. *click*



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If the Rebels actually won, they'd be out of a job.

Deac
03-07-2001, 05:35 PM
[To Party] Imp! We only have 20 mins to get outta here!

Grabs gold statue, hits the unfreezer button on the twi'lek slabs, leaps of Hu man Bing, puts lightsaber in front of his neck and holds balster behind his head.

[To party] We have a hostage! Shall we shove him in the carbonite?

[To Bing] You'd better hope we just cut off your hands and stun you!

Rogue 9
03-07-2001, 06:28 PM
[TO DEAC]Wait don't kill him he metioned credits...lets take him to the ship and interogate him there...I help one of the Twilieks Out you can take the Imp...

K_Kinnison
03-07-2001, 06:44 PM
[to anyone]OMG i have found a rare pre-clone war era Queen Amidala Pez dispener with the glow in the dark bubble gum!!!!!!!! I can sell this off to a Hutt for about 100 Gs, he collects this stuff for a hobby.
*starts dancing*

emupiett
03-07-2001, 07:49 PM
[to MOSARI] Great! But we have our hands full right now.

[to DEAC and HORN] You know, I think the Alliance has been wanting to capture this pilot for a long time. If you let me take him back, I'll let you two have the money I get, which will probably be quite a bit.

Hu Man Bing
03-07-2001, 11:04 PM
[speaking in a friendly, helpful tone of voice]

*click*

No, actually, the Imperials haven't really employed me for very long. I was just the ground maintenance monkey who drew the short straw and got saddled with flying new TIEs. The Rebellion might actually offer you money NOT to hand me over to them, since they actually need people who have a modicum of skill.

I wonder if you guys could help me out here - I was going for a partially-illicit spacewalk during a test with a TIE Fighter, and when I got back, I found this in my urine tank.

[unplugs the grey colored urn, which is actually his flight urine tank, and turns it upside down]

[large mottled yellow sluglike creature flops out and lies on floor, pulsating foully as it breathes]

I don't think I'm allowed to keep it, but I sorta feel bad just flushing it back out into the vacuum of space again. Just imagine if it bumped into the Alien Queen from Aliens. That would be really inhumane.

So I'm wondering - do any of you guys want to adopt a Sellentori Space Slug? I think it's photovoric, so you have to keep the lights on, and it's really fond of dried Ewok meat.

*click*

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emupiett
03-08-2001, 12:22 AM
[to BING] You know, you're really disgusting. I oughta kill you right now, but us Rebels don't stoop that low.

*Takes out blaster, points it at Bing's head.*

I'll give you 10 seconds to leave us alone and mind you own business.

Rogue 9
03-08-2001, 12:52 AM
[To Trynl]OOh,OOh Let me kill him come on, going after unreconstucted imperials in my favorite pass time... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Hu Man Bing
03-08-2001, 08:34 AM
*click*

So... no takers?

*click*

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emupiett
03-08-2001, 03:06 PM
[to BING] 10 . . . 9. . . 8 . . .

Hu Man Bing
03-08-2001, 03:52 PM
*kneels and stuffs Sellentori Space Slug back into urine tank*

I see I'm not welcome here. *sigh* Well, I suppose it was a bit optimistic to hope that somebody might want a slug.

Also, I thought it might be fun to join a Role Playing Thread and meet fellow Star Wars fans with a sense of humor and ironical appreciation of the foibles and strengths of the sci-fi genre. Guess I was wrong.

[to Emupiett]

All right, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Jesus.

[leaves the Cantina]

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Deac
03-08-2001, 04:58 PM
(Gee. I feel pretty bad now. It's just he was an imp. Maybe we should'a gone easy on him. I mean, you should have just told him to put the slug away and take him with us. i say he can come back. Let's not argue.)

[To Party] Let's get out of here!

*Shoots at a steam pressure valve and flys onto the roof via erupting steam. Runs along rooftops to the Starhawk*

[This message has been edited by Deac (edited March 08, 2001).]

Rogue 9
03-08-2001, 10:36 PM
way ahead of you boss, it fine with me if he comes back to, I just nailed him cause he was an Imp and the Slug thing was kind of out of place.

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IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Hu Man Bing
03-08-2001, 11:04 PM
[walks back in, really really embarrassed]

*click* (very small voice and embarrassed) Err, I forgot my wallet.

...

ehheehehhhehehehurrrmz... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Hey, now don't get the idea that I'm offended or anything. I know exactly how it's like when a newbie comes along and starts disrupting an established game or whatever, and I understand it's darn annoying if it happens at the wrong time.

So if I'm that newbie, and disrupting your Role-Play, then just confirm below and I'll be on my way, polite and quiet-like, with no hard feelings for you fine people.

But - if you're just playing in character, then I'd be really happy to stick around this cantina. As long as I don't get shot straight off for being an Imperial. Some of us Imps can be pretty human when you get to know us. (Actually, most of us, since aliens are not accepted in the New Order... at least, not officially...)

[slug] BAORBABRBTHEROIUWOIIWIWOOOO!!!

[HMB] Yeah, hence this little critter's problem.

Rogue 9
03-08-2001, 11:09 PM
***OUT OF STORY***
WE have no problem with you being here, its just that the Slug thing was kind of, well, ODD, but if you just want to be a defecting Imperial, we can do that, if your a Loyal Imp we have to fight you cause we are robbing an Imperial Base after all.

emupiett
03-09-2001, 02:56 AM
*OUT OF STORY*
Hey it wasn't that we didn't want you. It was just that we were playing along. We ARE Rebels (robbing an Imp base like R9 said). You can play a long.

*IN STORY*
[to Party] Yeah, I think I was kinda harsh. We should ask him back (as long as he's not trying to turn us in).

Rogue 9
03-09-2001, 04:32 AM
Hops into X-Wing and sets course for a Mos Eisley Cantina...

Rogue 9
03-09-2001, 04:33 AM
<S>Hops into X-Wing and sets course for a Mos Eisley Cantina...</S>Steals Imperial Shuttle so that he can rescue the Twileik Dancer then sets course for Cantina... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Hu Man Bing
03-09-2001, 08:46 AM
[really interested now]

*click* Okay, what are you guys hitting, and who's the district master? Strikes me like the Empire could do with a bit of tightening of security round here.

Why do I say that? Well, my friend R'Nay was killed in a fuel explosion on the ground base whilst he was tending to some TIE tanks like a good soldier. Quartermaster Karn, idiot that he is, refused to tighten the security and so more of our people could die.

If you guys are just going in to *rob* the place (ie and not specifically to kill loads of Imperials) then count me in. I'd be only too happy to let you guys "stumble across" some of Quartermaster Karn's secret horde and "liberate" him of its burden.

I only ask a few things:

1. That we don't kill Imps left and right. Remember, some of these guys are my friends, and are conscripts who didn't have a choice. Killing them would make you just as bad as the Imperial murderers. If we REALLY have to, then we could return fire or quietly silence an Imp, but with my security passes I hope this won't be necessary.

2. That we steal everything belonging to Karn. And perhaps cause problems of a different sort, like sending rude emails to vader@imperial.net from his computer terminal.

3. That you find somebody to take this &^%&^ slug off my hands. If you can do this, then I'll keep in touch after this hit and we can do further business of this sort.



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emupiett
03-09-2001, 01:07 PM
[to BING] Well, we probably could let you in, but how do we know we can trust you? Maybe you'll turn us in. I mean Imperials aren't really known for keeping their word. If there's any way. . . ?

Hu Man Bing
03-09-2001, 03:26 PM
Good question, and it's not one that I can answer completely one way or another on my own. But let me lay out a scenario for you and you see for yourself.

Six years ago, the Imperials started a recruitment campaign. They promised us an agricultural committee for improved crops, they promised us an increased trade with Imperial-friendly systems, and they promised us self-government within five years if all went well. Because of this, I actively joined and was recruited.

Well, one of my flightmates was a slicer tech before he was conscripted, and spent a while decoding lowlevel Imperial transmissions. (I can provide you with a neutral net-node if you want to get in touch.) It *appears* that all the fundings for these planned improvements were made available a long time ago by the Empire. They had the money ready and were willing to spend it.

But just look around and you'll see what's come of the money - under the rule of Governor Karn, this planet is just as much of a dump as it was before. No agricultural improvements, no trade, and not even a step towards self-government.

Somebody's siphoning off resources.

And I don't think Karn's excuse of "smugglers and bandits" can really explain the 300 million credit deficit that his base holds. He scrimps on safety, he deals in TIE technologies with pirates, and he has a whole asteroid belt of dirty money going through his coffers.

Frankly, us rank and file Imps have had enough. This is not what we joined the Imperial Navy for, and we want things to change.

We don't have anything against the Empire (since there are some genuinely capable people in it, whom we admire a lot and who do a lot of good), but there's no question. Brak-heads like Karn must be exposed.

Now, Governor Karn has three mistresses that we know of, and Alina Strakov is his favorite. Recently, one of my friends was able to find a dealer in Toltuga snake venom. If this is put into her food, she'll become *very* ill and have to be taken to the nearest nanohospital.

And as you all know, there is no nanohospital on Tatooine - courtesy of Karn and his mismanagement. He'll have to ship Alina off to another system for treatment. Most likely, he'll go along with her to make sure she doesn't divulge any details of his misrule here.

I propose that we strike then, to raid his holdings here and to seize evidence of his corrupt reign. Believe me, there are a lot of my fellow Imps who have no love for Karn, and who would like to see the Empire actually doing something decent for our home planet.

Anyhow, judge my words for yourself and see if they're worthy. Either way, consider the fact that I'm even talking to you guys... and think about poor little Slurpy here.

[slug] BAOAWTHWREHAOAOWAOAOAOWW!!!

What else can I tell you? Are you interested?



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Deac
03-09-2001, 05:04 PM
[To Bing] I'm in. Back to tatooine!

*Hops in the starhwak with party and flys back to cantina. Enters cantina and orders drink*

[To Bing] Ok Bing, we'll strike at his holdings here. When does the poison go in? What do we hit first? Does it involve rescuing beautiful rebel commanders who have great personalities?
Either way, Starkillers in, friend.

emupiett
03-09-2001, 07:36 PM
[to BING] Well, that does sound enticing I'm in as well.

[to Bartender] I'll take a Tatooine Sunset.

Hu Man Bing
03-09-2001, 10:57 PM
All right. Here's the plan:

1. Alina is the only person who eats mynock caviar. If we poison the caviar, we can be sure only to poison her. However, nobody inside the base can do this - we're all too closely watched.

You'll have to attack our supply shipment as it goes in. I can provide coordinates, and your attack has to be quick and unsuccessful. I don't want you killing my friends, or vice versa. You'll need to covertly open the first class containers and poison the caviar. Then get out fast. (You might want to cause a diversion - say, attack the weapons carriers then flee.)

2. The poisoned caviar will be given to her within three days. During this time, you will have to communicate with base closely. I can do that for you. We'll need to know the safety overrides for that day - they are changed every midnight. I can also find that out for you.

3. We strike when Karn is out. We get in, get the info, and get out as fast as possible. Karn's loyal men guard the armory and if you can somehow knock that out, our men will be able to overwhelm them and hold the base.

4. If all this goes to plan, Karn will be disgraced and the Empire will discover his greed. We will get another ruler, and maybe things will improve.

The important thing is, that we have to rely on you to form the basis of the attack. When you attack, we can lock down the base and declare a state of emergency.

Without your attack to cover our actions, we'll all be branded traitors and executed without trial.

So you see, I'm pretty sincere about what I mean. We've watched this place for a while, and you all look like resourceful people. If you can help us, we'll influence the new Governor as well as we can. Maybe you'll get the chance to go legit or even get Imperial funding.

Anyhow, think about it. If you want the plans, I can patch you through to my engineering contact inside.

*click*

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Rogue 9
03-09-2001, 11:26 PM
I'll have my Droid Slice through the Bases Comm Security in no time at all

emupiett
03-09-2001, 11:44 PM
[to Party] Well, I can handle the diversion single-handedly, which will leave you others open to perform the real task. I'll give the signal when you are to act.

Deac
03-10-2001, 06:05 PM
[To Party] I'll poison the caviar. i'm actually immune to most forms of venom because my genetic code was altered by a group of Palpatine's best scientists in an attemp to make artificial Jedi. That's how I got my force powers. Transplanted midi-chlorians.
So, anyway, I poison the caviar whilst you cause a diversion. You provide the distraction. I can be in and out, swiftly and silently.

emupiett
03-10-2001, 08:40 PM
[to Everyone but Deac] You guys could provide back-up if you want, but I can create the diversion best alone.

[to BING] What do you think they should do?

Hu Man Bing
03-10-2001, 09:25 PM
Okay, the supply convoy is a large logistics train that runs along a magnetic rail. It is about 400m long, and the first class is the third carriage from the front - about 150m from the front.

It cruises at high speeds, so the only way you guys can really influence it is if you can somehow stop it. It is fitted with security interlocks so that if a break on the line is discovered, it will demagnetize instantly and slow down.

If you guys can bomb the rail or something, we will come to a dead stop at the rupture itself (since the magnetism will continue to push us until we reach the break). Then, I suggest that the majority of you lie in wait at the *end* of the train (that is, 400m from where you bombed the rail) and attack there. That's where the fuel and other such perishables are kept.

Meanwhile, we will send guards to the rear to deal with you. As long as you keep your distance and snipe with low-caliber rounds, nobody should get hurt. But you must buy enough time for your one chosen agent. This man must wait 150m from the break, and I will make sure that his coast is largely clear. He will sneak on board and taint the caviar. Then he will attempt to come into Second Class and steal the weapons from armory.

I will be waiting for him there and will "chase him off". This is necessary for me to maintain my cover. You'll accomplish your goal (and whatever fuel you can make off with) whilst I'll be congratulated by my superiors for my "bravery".

Then we just sit back and wait for Alina to start sweating blood from her pores. Should be fun. What do you think? This is just a plan - it's open to alteration.


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emupiett
03-10-2001, 11:46 PM
[to BING] Nice plan. Is it okay if I use my blaster on stun?

Rogue 9
03-11-2001, 01:50 AM
I fly in in my X-Wing and Blow out part of the track, I think I can produce a pretty good distraction while I'm at it...

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IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9

Hu Man Bing
03-11-2001, 08:02 AM
If you use your X-Wing, that could cause all sorts of problems. Karn would want to know why our starfighter "defence" (in reality about three Skiprays) managed to let this Rebel starfighter through. Of course he'll overlook the fact that we don't have enough funding to field a decent starfighter defence.

I propose that we knock out the rail line with ion disablers. That way, the actual track itself will not be damaged. You will demagnetize the track at a point and we will stop, thus allowing you to do your dirty work AND allowing us to get back on our way without too much of a delay. (It will only take us a few hours to remagnetize the track, instead of a few days to repair physical damage to it.)

Where you guys get your ion disabler from, I can't help you with. You'll have to resort to the black market, which will also be very high since we don't have enough funds to crack down or legitimize it.


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Rogue 9
03-11-2001, 02:40 PM
Ok, OK I see your point,<FONT SIZE=1>Why won't people ever let me blow stuff up.

Deac
03-11-2001, 04:13 PM
[To party] I'm going to do the poisoning. I'm gonna need cover and I'm also gonna need to know when you blow out the track so I can get on. You can give me a comm-link. When do we hit?

Hu Man Bing
03-11-2001, 04:54 PM
We get a weekly delivery of convoy equipment, most of it packed with food and a few weapons which Karn then sells off (we think).

The next shipment is in three days, and the one after that, twelve.

We can't do anything unless you guys can somehow get hold of either an ion field cannon (one of those small battlefield things, NOT the anti-starship cannons!) or an EMP mine (which you'll have to secure under the magtrack and detonate).

I can't help you with either of those, sadly. But I suspect your black market contacts or the Hutt clan could provide them.

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Rogue 9
03-12-2001, 03:50 AM
I take care of the track I just got this nifty shoulder mounted ION Pulse cannon I've been wanting to try out...

Hu Man Bing
03-12-2001, 07:38 AM
Great! Well, the strike happens in three days, and this is what I suggest:

1. You choose a level part of the track to hit. Once the train demagnetizes, gravity takes over, so if you hit the track on a hill or slope, you risk having the train slowly slide down the slope. Not good.

2. Striking agent (ie the one who'll poison the caviar) must hide about 150m from the break, close to where the First Class carriage will stop. He must wait until the main diversion attack is well underway.

3. Diversion force (ie the people who'll attack the rear) must attack the end few carriages of the train. You must use low-caliber rounds or have weapons set to MAIM. My boys will be wearing stormtrooper armor so that shouldn't be too bad - you'll keep them on their toes but won't hurt them. About three minutes into this attack, striking agent should make his move on the First Class carriage.

4. Tap into our radio transmission frequency. I will provide you with the exact frequency and the receive-decrypt code when I know it (about a day before the attack). Listen to us carefully. If you hear me say "get out of here!" then you know I will have engaged your striking agent, AND that he has been successful in poisoning the caviar. If at any time you hear me say "eradicate" or "eradicating", then you'll know something has gone wrong, and you should all clear off as fast as you can.

In three days' time I will be the first mate on board the train. I'll try to get all our guards towards the rear when the attack begins.

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Deac
03-12-2001, 05:20 PM
(3 days later, at the track)

*Deac Crouches on the the top of one of the track pylons*

[Comm to Party] Fire ion cannon when ready. Train's in the distance.

*Looks and sees train a few miles off. Mentally preps self. Looks at poison vial in hand*

Rogue 9
03-12-2001, 07:55 PM
ION Cannon Fired that section of the track is disabled, you may commence boarding at your leisure

emupiett
03-12-2001, 10:56 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to MAIM, as not to hurt anybody. Starts firing every which way. Then starts running around like crazy (like Han Solo in ANH). Many people start going after him. Gives the signal to Deac to go.*

[randomly] AHHHHHHHH! Take that! and That! adn That!

*Keeps firing blaster.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 10:57 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to MAIM, as not to hurt anybody. Starts firing every which way. Then starts running around like crazy (like Han Solo in ANH). Many people start going after him. Gives the signal to Deac to go.*

[randomly] AHHHHHHHH! Take that! and That! and That!

*Keeps firing blaster.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 10:57 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to MAIM, as not to hurt anybody. Starts firing every which way. Then starts running around like crazy (like Han Solo in ANH). Many people start going after him. Gives the signal to Deac to go.*

[randomly] AHHHHHHHH! Take that! and That! and That!

*Keeps firing blaster.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 11:06 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to lowest setting as not to hurt anybody. He begins firing rounds at nothing and running back and forth like a battle was taking place. He catches the attention of many people. Ternyl then gives Deac the signal to act.*

[to DEAC] Go! I've got this taken care of!

*Continues with act.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 11:06 PM
*Ternyl sets blaster to lowest setting as not to hurt anybody. He begins firing rounds at nothing and running back and forth like a battle was taking place. He catches the attention of many people. Ternyl then gives Deac the signal to act.*

[to DEAC] Go! I've got this taken care of!

*Continues with act.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 11:13 PM
*Begins making it look like a battle is going on by firing shots and running back and forth between the two sides. People begin to take interest.*

[to DEAC] Go! The coast is clear!

*Keeps on with act.*

emupiett
03-12-2001, 11:14 PM
*Begins making it look like a battle is going on by firing shots and running back and forth between the two sides. People begin to take interest.*

[to DEAC] Go! The coast is clear!

*Keeps on with act.*

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Hu Man Bing
03-12-2001, 11:21 PM
[train proceeds smoothly along track]

Commanding Officer: So, Bing. What did the Gov'nor want to see you about?

HMB: Well, I had to keep the lights on in my room all the time and people started complaining about the smell.

CO: So? What did you tell them?

HMB: I said something about insomnia and diarrhoea.

CO: Yeah, well. Be careful. You don't want to get him angry.

HMB: Yessir.

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Hu Man Bing
03-12-2001, 11:23 PM
[train proceeds smoothly along track]

Commanding Officer: So, Bing. What did the Gov'nor want to see you about?

HMB: Well, I had to keep the lights on in my room all the time and people started complaining about the smell.

CO: So? What did you tell them?

HMB: I said something about insomnia and diarrhoea.

CO: Yeah, well. Be careful. You don't want to get him angry.

HMB: Yessir.

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Hu Man Bing
03-12-2001, 11:26 PM
[train proceeds smoothly along track]

Commanding Officer: So, Bing. What did the Gov'nor want to see you about?

HMB: Well, I had to keep the lights on in my room all the time and people started complaining about the smell.

CO: So? What did you tell them?

HMB: I said something about insomnia and diarrhoea.

CO: Yeah, well. Be careful. You don't want to get him angry.

HMB: Yessir.

[sound of screeching brakes]

CO: What's that?

HMB: The train's slowing down.

CO: Driver, what's going on?

Driver: Uh... not too sure, sir. Suspect track malfunction.

CO: Well, stop the train and we'll send out repair crew.

Driver: Yessir.

(HMB raises an eyebrow and appears to be listening for something...)

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Rogue 9
03-13-2001, 01:45 AM
Rogue9 jumps into the mock battle and is shot
*goes down stunned*
OOH, Thats not Right

Rogue 9
03-13-2001, 04:45 AM
*Gets Stunned again in Mock Battle by Insane person with Blaster*

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited March 13, 2001).]

Hu Man Bing
03-13-2001, 08:06 AM
[broadcast on the compromised frequency to all the raiders]

HMB: What was that?

CO: It's coming from the back of the train.

HMB: Are we under attack, sir?

(CO checks monitor display)

CO: Several raiders. Firing light arms weapons at the end carriage. Bing, go out there and stop them!

HMB: Sir, shouldn't somebody guard the munitions and weapons in Carriage Two?

CO: Are you questioning my authority? I can do that - take a handful of stormtroopers with you to the rear of the train and fend off those raiders!

(HMB considers arguing, but doesn't)

HMB: Yessir.

(Takes five stormtroopers down towards end of train, then broadcasts loudly enough for raiders to hear.)

HMB: Let's take these scum out. The CO can defend the First and Second Carriages.

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