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venman
01-08-2007, 03:17 PM
Hi folks. Let's pretend I have no idea what I'm doing.
I have a Macbook Pro running OSX Tiger 10.4.8
I also have the Macintosh version of Sam N Max & DOTT.
I tried running ScummVM, but it doesn't recognize any of the files on the CD.

Am I screwed?
I read the post regarding dropping to a terminal & copying the Samnmax data file, but I don't have one on the CD.

help?

Please?

Ray Jones
01-09-2007, 12:02 PM
So. You read the post regarding dropping to a blahblahblah..

Did you read this one, which took me three years of typing, too:
Hm. Ooookaay..

First off, it seems with a recent release of ScummVM you won't need to extract the data file. So screw extract_scumm_mac. All you need is the Sam & Max data file from your CD. Unfortunately, due to a lack of the Macintoshizzle Sam & Max versionizzle dizzle in my warez folder .... warez f ...... wa ............................ CD archive, I cannot tell what its proper name on the CD is. According to everyone (or almost) else on this earth, it's most likely called Sam & Max Data. However, if not, the data file is the biggest file ever on the CD ... so .. errm, ya know..? *empty look* Huh? Aah, I also have this list of needed files (http://www.scummvm.org/documentation.php?view=datafiles), which says it's called like everyone else says.

Anyways, the point is, the data file is most probably *HIDDEN* on the CD, so you see alot of **** and such but not what you need.

But I cannot tell you how to unhide files or copy hidden files for Mac, since I don't have a Mac. Maybe Jake could enlight us with an ugly chunk of knowledge, if he ever returns from his last acid trip..

Also, if you have any problems with ScummVM, maybe you get more qualified answers here, at the ScummVM help forums (http://forums.scummvm.org/viewforum.php?f=2), eh!

*burp*?

Greatness. Then you surely recognised the sentence I will now highlight EXTRA and ONLY for you:

Anyways, the point is, the data file is most probably *HIDDEN* on the CD, so you see alot of **** and such but not what you need.



So, as an extra (and only for you) puzzle, find out how to view hidden files (on a CD) under OSX Blahschie▀michtod. Then copy the ****.



Anything else we can refuse to help you getting along with? Electric Sheep Porn, maybe?

Ray Jones
01-10-2007, 07:37 AM
See, Ray, this is why we in here tend not to help people. Sooner or later they stop coming back reporting success or failure. If they do at all. No. I don't think it's related to the gibberish I talk, or even the mentioning of Electric Sheep Porn. Classic adventure gamers simply are like that. In particular the Macintosh ones. Except JAKE of course, because, of course, he could ban me for saying such things to him, and I don't want to be banned, because, of course, I am thaaaaat close to be made a mod by his divine hands and administering skillz. Whoo, I now have wee in my pants!! *rushes off*

SyntheticGerbil
01-11-2007, 02:38 AM
Ray "wee in my pants" Jones.

Ray Jones
01-11-2007, 06:07 AM
How very good! From now on I shall be Ray "the Ray G. 'wee in my pants' Jones" Jones, until I decide otherwise, of course. Excellent.


While we're at it. Where's this punk with his Macbook? I want to shove it up his rectal zone to show him how much better I think my new Core2Duo processor one is.

SyntheticGerbil
01-11-2007, 12:48 PM
Maybe he forgot he was even trying to play the game...

itchythesamurai
01-11-2007, 08:30 PM
I'm a mod now, but I have no idea how far you guys would have to go before I edited any posts. High threshold of tolerance.

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Yes we know, now stop rubbing it in our face's, we're all very butthurt about it.

itchythesamurai
01-11-2007, 10:25 PM
How could facerubbing possibly lead to buttpain?

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 10:26 PM
It's the interwebz.

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 10:32 PM
You are a mod now itchy?!
CONGRATULATIONS........*pops a champagne bottle open*

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 10:43 PM
Its a good thing too since the Cancer just spread to his lungs, he needed to have some fun.

itchythesamurai
01-11-2007, 10:57 PM
How dare you reveal the identity of Cigarette Smoking Man!

Grey Master
01-11-2007, 11:12 PM
tsk tsk tsk...
Smoking is like killing yourself slowly....NO champagne for you!!!
(Anybody want some, or a martini?)

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 04:46 AM
The facerubbing - buttpain connect? This is obvious like dog balls: just take a horse, rub your face on it until it's hawt, then grab [EDIT - Ray are you nuts? You cannot really write what you wrote here and think people will be pleased to read this. I was, however. <3 itchy] up your anus.

EDIT: Dude, I so didn't edit your post...until just now, with this part. I don't want to hamper your wily imagination.

EDIT: Prove it! ~ Ray

EDIT: Oh man, this war of attrition is so on now.

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 04:52 AM
Or what about double posting? We shove ter trouble down your throat, it's us or mod, MWHAHA!

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 04:53 AM
Nah. Just kidding. :)

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 04:57 AM
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 @ itch

Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 03:49 PM
The facerubbing - buttpain connect? This is obvious like dog balls: just take a horse, rub your face on it until it's hawt, then grab its balls and employ a broom handle to coax them up your anus.
Restored.

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 05:07 PM
Thanks, I've always wanted to know but have been too afraid to ask Google.

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 05:43 PM
One question in time saves nine.

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 08:58 PM
You fool, are you trying to get Eric to kill us all through your reckless rewording of Huxley?!

Ray Jones
01-13-2007, 09:23 AM
I do not fear endless pain!

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 05:34 PM
I do not fear endless pain!
You don't have to, Brushguy assured me that we'll all be fine because Jesus died for your sins and mine.

Ray Jones
01-15-2007, 05:07 AM
Oh, no, I mean, I really look forward to being whipped by those crazy hawt biotches from hell, all day long.

I think we should ask Brushguy who dies for God's sins, btw.

SyntheticGerbil
01-16-2007, 02:42 AM
MacGyver, of course.

Samnmax221
01-16-2007, 02:53 AM
I'm pretty sure MacGyver would find a way to kill god with a stack of 20 year old National Geographics and a wheel bench.

SyntheticGerbil
01-16-2007, 12:22 PM
http://www.jdmdesignsinc.com/Accessories/woodenrocker/Page1/ff370.jpghttp://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/macgyver-rda2.jpg

Ray Jones
01-16-2007, 02:23 PM
Hahahaa. That was .. funni?

itchythesamurai
01-16-2007, 10:48 PM
At least I know what a wheel bench is now.

SyntheticGerbil
01-17-2007, 01:53 AM
Yes, what he said. Is this wheel bench I have found for thou accurate? Is it... funni?

Samnmax221
01-17-2007, 01:58 AM
Is it... funni?
LEIKZ A LITZLE MOANKEY!!

itchythesamurai
01-17-2007, 07:52 PM
Moankey? (http://www.buysellcommunity.com/sale/DSMYSXJW/)

Samnmax221
01-17-2007, 08:07 PM
WIT HIZ LITL BUTTT!

itchythesamurai
01-17-2007, 08:16 PM
Dude, did you ever watch I Am Weasel (http://www.buysellcommunity.com/sale/DSMYSXJW/)?

Shmargin
01-17-2007, 11:19 PM
Dude, did you ever watch I Am Weasel (http://www.buysellcommunity.com/sale/DSMYSXJW/)?

I watched "I Am Weasel" AND "Cow and Chicken". And I think 99% of the other cartoons that have been on Cartoon Network since the channel launched.

SyntheticGerbil
01-18-2007, 02:25 AM
Dave Feiss (creater of Cow and Chicken) worked on a weird ass 15 page comic strip in The Maxx. Also he is the cousin of Sam Kieth (creator of The Maxx). That comic was awesome.

And better yet, Dave also worked on the pilot episode of Ren and Stimpy.

But I could never bring myself to like Cow and Chicken or I R Baboon or whatever.

Shmargin
01-18-2007, 10:59 AM
Two human parents and a theme song that includes the lyrics "Mamma had a Chicken, Mamma had a Cow, Dad was proud, he didnt care how"

It was funny in an insane way.

itchythesamurai
01-19-2007, 05:12 PM
With science going the way it is these days, Cow and Chicken is becoming more plausible at an alarming rate. (http://www.sabcnews.com/sci_tech/science/0,2172,141649,00.html)