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turtlefreak
01-08-2007, 09:21 PM
Hey, Mayhem and I were discussing school and decided to make threads just for school help and complaints. She is in charge of the other thread but I thought I'd handle this one (Plz forgive me if I stole your idea.). So If any one has trouble with school or has a question, they can ask it here. This is an experimental thread so if it works out, please keep it alive because me thinks it could be a big help for some of the youngsters. Spank ya's. :comp9:

DarthAve
01-08-2007, 09:49 PM
thank you for posting this exam week. This is where I can study.

SURFACE AREAS

Surface Area of a prism- ph+2B
Surface Area of a cylinder- 2(pi)rh x 2(pi)r squared
Surface area of a pyramid- 1/2 pl + B
Surface Area of a cone- (pi)rl + (pi)r squared
Surface area of a sphere- 4(pi)r squared h

Das Mole
01-08-2007, 10:15 PM
i could post my notes on meiosis, cellular respiration, photosynthesis, differentiables, integrals, limits, developmental psychology, and newspaper writing but i won't do that to you guys. :)

DarthAve
01-08-2007, 10:47 PM
i could post my notes on meiosis, cellular respiration, photosynthesis, differentiables, integrals, limits, developmental psychology, and newspaper writing but i won't do that to you guys. :)
You can discuss the newspaper articals. I just wrote two that are in this month's newspaper. I love that our paper is called The Lolligagger.

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 10:50 PM
OOOHOOOHHHOOOOO SHIIIT I DIVIIIDEEDD BY ZEERROOO WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-08-2007, 10:51 PM
**** YOU. IT'S WRYYYYYYYYYYY. ONE 'W', ONE 'R', 'X' AMOUNT OF 'Y's.

http://themot.org/gallery/d/124-1/wryyZaWarudo.gif

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 10:53 PM
**** YOU. IT'S WRYYYYYYYYYYY. ONE 'W', ONE 'R', 'X' AMOUNT OF 'Y's.
**** you, WRYYYYYYYYYYYY didn't carry over to our more superior site. I only spend trace amounts of my time in old /b/.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-08-2007, 10:58 PM
YEAH I CAN TELL BY YOU SAYING IT AND ****ING IT UP.

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 11:00 PM
YEAH I CAN TELL BY YOU SAYING IT AND ****ING IT UP.
Bite me wasp.

Poopdogjr
01-08-2007, 11:00 PM
I'm having a sex-ed test tommorrow. I need to know what happens when two people love eachother. Also how storks make babies.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Bite me wasp.
Can't stop da ownage.

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 11:04 PM
I'm having a sex-ed test tommorrow. I need to know what happens when two people love eachother. Also how storks make babies.
Sex ed in College?! Does I needs to explain all about the birds and the bees, and mandingo?

Poopdogjr
01-08-2007, 11:13 PM
Basically we just watch the teacher "preform" and then have a class discussion about it with him. Usually there's lots of crying and people ripping out their eyes and stuff. One lucky student is randomly selected to video tape the class. You might be able to find a few on Youtube. Just search Mr. Johnson and dissapearing golf ball. that's his most popular lecture.

-P.S. I apologize in advance for how weird this came out. But it was just flowing so I decided to run with it. K-thanx!

Samnmax221
01-08-2007, 11:19 PM
This ****? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjilplP8PQ8)

Miss_Mayhem
01-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Storks kidnap babies from angels - thus why babies are the miracles of life. Stealing babies from angels is a tough business, seeing as they gots teh crazy powahs goin' on.

Poopdogjr
01-08-2007, 11:45 PM
Holy crap. I can't beileve that actually exists. What are the odds. I was laughing so loud. Amazing. Maybe they were repressed memories I had coming out in blog form.

Storks are pretty bad mofos. I would never mess with you. He would tear me up. I wonder what kind of magic powas they possess?

Davinq
01-08-2007, 11:48 PM
Please... someone help me remember the quadratic formula!

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-08-2007, 11:57 PM
www.just****inggoogleit.com

turtlefreak
01-09-2007, 07:50 PM
So is anyone gonna be serious with this thread or is it just going to turn into another bogus thread where any thing goes? I think this can save alot of people's asses when they really need it... Any REAL questions?

zelda 41
01-09-2007, 08:10 PM
OH god. This month is horrible in science. SEX ED.

Why god why god why god why god why god why god WHY?!?!

Grey Master
01-09-2007, 08:16 PM
Got a question, what's creationism?

Samnmax221
01-09-2007, 08:25 PM
Got a question, what's creationism?
Creationism is something that excites Brushguy.

DarthAve
01-09-2007, 08:31 PM
OH god. This month is horrible in science. SEX ED.

Why god why god why god why god why god why god WHY?!?!
Why does everyone see sex as bad? It's a natural occurance that is the natural creation of human beings. Here's somthing to ponder, and grab some trash cans.

YOU WERE THE RESULT OF (POSSIBLY DRUNK AND UNPLANNED) SEX.

Grey Master
01-09-2007, 08:34 PM
YOU WERE THE RESULT OF (POSSIBLY DRUNK AND UNPLANNED) SEX.

HOW DID YOU GUESS?!?!?! -sobs-



But really, WTF is creationism!

zelda 41
01-09-2007, 08:38 PM
Nonono, Darth u got it wrong. It's not that, it's the imature kids who are like ' LOL he said sex' or the girls going 'OMG he said *insert somthing to do with sex here*'.

I just find it annoying

DarthAve
01-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Nonono, Darth u got it wrong. It's not that, it's the imature kids who are like ' LOL he said sex' or the girls going 'OMG he said *insert somthing to do with sex here*'.

I just find it annoying
Well, ignore them. You'll be paying attention, and learning all the tricks of the trade.

Although it would be hilarious for my science teacher to be teaching Sex ed. I would lol so much, because he's kinda stiff.

Davinq
01-09-2007, 08:59 PM
PENIS!!!

Das Mole
01-09-2007, 10:03 PM
PENIS!!!

we learned about penis fencing today in biology.

zelda 41
01-10-2007, 07:04 PM
o.o that lesson was awkward. very awkward

turtlefreak
01-10-2007, 07:12 PM
WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)

zelda 41
01-10-2007, 07:24 PM
*shrugs* We have our own accounts at school, but they see what we do. I hacked into a kids account once cause he called me a fukin whore and put it for like five hours on some gay porn sight. ohhhh, the teachers were mad.

Psychochaos3
01-10-2007, 07:25 PM
Got a question, what's creationism?
It's the religous belief that a god created the world and its inhabitants with his or her own hands roughly, 10 to 20 thousand years ago.

It apposes evolution, the thoery/fact that the earth is billions of years old and organisms developed over time turning more complex from simple one-celled beings to the mass amounts of creatures on this planet.

I believe in evolution. I prefer science to religion.

zelda 41
01-10-2007, 07:28 PM
I'm kinda stuck between those two. I beleive that God created the world, but at the same time, I beleive that we evolved from monkeys.

Soooooooooooooo confuzed

Psychochaos3
01-10-2007, 07:32 PM
I'm kinda stuck between those two. I beleive that God created the world, but at the same time, I beleive that we evolved from monkeys.

Soooooooooooooo confuzed
Then you're a theistic evolutionist.

zelda 41
01-10-2007, 07:43 PM
ummm, sure, i'll go with that.

Okay, this is academic help: should i slap this dude in my class who 1) asks me out, 2) denies it, and 3) decides to call me a F***in slut in front of the whole class for no reason?

milo
01-10-2007, 07:44 PM
Please... someone help me remember the quadratic formula!
Sing it to the tune of jingle bells.

X EQUALS
NEGATIVE B
PLUS OR MINUS SQUARE ROOT
B SQUARED MINUS 4 A C
ALL OVER 2 A!

I still remember my geometry teacher teaching us that.

DarthAve
01-10-2007, 08:04 PM
WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)
Yesterday, in computer applications, we had a free day so people could make up stuff. A bunch of kids were on youtube and google. My friend Holly googled brutus buckeye, and one of the results was this, AND I QUOTE! "I KNOW THIS IS GAY, BUT I WANT TO F*** BRUTUS BUCKEYE."

I almost went here, but than I remembered Jmac and SamnMax probably could get this site blocked by themselves in a day.

zelda 41
01-10-2007, 08:07 PM
I went on here from school once and nothing happend. I was on the community account

Das Mole
01-10-2007, 08:22 PM
penis fencing is..

flatworms are hermaphroditic, but when they reproduce neither one wants to be the female because that means the "male" sticks the feeding tube into the female in order to...you know...fertilize...and then the female has a hole wherever he pokes it in, and it's not in any particular spot.

so apparently they "wrestle" around and compete to be the male.

and that's penis fencing.

turtlefreak
01-10-2007, 08:56 PM
Thanks but that was a little more than I needed to know. Thanks for clearing that up!
So does ANYONE know one of those cheat sites to get around the blocks? I'ma go make a computer help thread...

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-10-2007, 09:22 PM
So is anyone gonna be serious with this thread or is it just going to turn into another bogus thread where any thing goes? I think this can save alot of people's asses when they really need it... Any REAL questions?
I'll probably genuinely answer questions sometimes but I'll also mix it in with lies so you won't really know if I'm lying or not.

That being said, retarded-ass questions like "what's blah blah blah formula" should be deleted. See the link I posted above for the reasons why.

On Creationism: Read the goddamn Bible or Torah or Koran you ****ing heathen. Creationism = Genesis, no matter what anyone says.

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 09:31 PM
I thought Creationism=Martin Luther King Jr?

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-10-2007, 09:32 PM
Oh look here comes Eric to own people.

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 09:35 PM
I always do
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/FAGGORYDAGGORYDOO.jpg
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-10-2007, 09:49 PM
I always do
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/Samandmax221/FAGGORYDAGGORYDOO.jpg
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9374/1or7.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8271/2eo5.jpg

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8534/3ca4.jpg

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5343/4my2.jpg

OLOLOL N00B

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 09:51 PM
I didn't see you take out the Reebok server, now did I.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-10-2007, 09:52 PM
I didn't see you do it either. Maybe 7chan did.

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 09:54 PM
Technically I did nothing, DOOMSDAY did it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-10-2007, 09:56 PM
Blah blah blah don't take credit for Anonymous Jr's actions.

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 10:00 PM
Blah blah blah don't take credit for Anonymous Jr's actions.
Theres only like 10 of us wandering around, reletive to the number of times the Furnation servers have crashed in the past 2 days I'd say its pretty good.

Poopdogjr
01-11-2007, 02:56 PM
Wait, so space-bears lay eggs and when pandas are done keeping them warm, storks deliver them to our parents with rockey boots?

turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 07:26 PM
Is that how babies are born...

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 07:44 PM
C'mon Mr. Jap, I won't believe it till I see it, besides I know how much you enjoy showing off, its mutually beneficial.

Miss_Mayhem
01-11-2007, 08:32 PM
No. Angels mold babies from the tears of pandas and kittens and play-doah. When a pregancy test comes back positive (those things are highly innacurate, ya know) this signals the storks to fly up to heaven and steal a baby [or 2]. This is dangerous since the angels are very protective and try to shoot them down. Many good storks die so one couple can dredge through the laborious joys of parenthood with a single child (till another test is + of course). If/when they succed, they deliver the baby. Duh.

turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 08:35 PM
Oh... Mrs. Burton taught it all wrong

turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 08:36 PM
Hey Mayhem, Call me! I'm supposed to let Tony know.

DarthAve
01-11-2007, 08:38 PM
1. EDIT POST BUTTON

2. Babies are made when a mommie and daddy do somthing that is VERY BAD until you are married. With the exception of being drunk.

turtlefreak
01-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Or high...

Miss_Mayhem
01-11-2007, 11:45 PM
No, I'm pretty sure what I said was right.

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 11:48 PM
When the Penis and Vagina meet do they shake hands?

Miss_Mayhem
01-11-2007, 11:49 PM
That isn't baby makage -- that's just plain ol' SeX

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-11-2007, 11:54 PM
Baby's come from when little girls and little boys do the nasty in the bushes. And boys, REMEMBER, if you do IT before marriage it will fall off. Girls should REMEMBER that if they do IT before marriage it will be sealed shut.

Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 12:09 AM
http://www.moorishgirl.com/archives/rushdiepix.jpg
???

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-12-2007, 12:21 AM
http://www.moorishgirl.com/archives/rushdiepix.jpg
???
Hmm. I have to tell you. With me mentioning little girls and little boys you should've gone for:

http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg

Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 12:56 AM
http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg
I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible.

Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass?

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-12-2007, 04:01 AM
I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible.

Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass?
Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat.

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Anything goes on international waters.

Samnmax221
01-12-2007, 05:14 PM
Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat.
I knew that, thats why he's dispicable.
Anything goes on international waters.
That being the reason that The Pirate Bay is trying to buy Sealand, I'd even let them have some of my nice money.

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 08:10 PM
I'd rather buy Castle Dracula for $78 mil. Would never have to worry about getting laid ever again. (http://www.happynews.com/news/1102007/dracula-castle-sale-78m.htm)

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 06:12 PM
That's a good thing?

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 06:13 PM
Yes. Don't worry, I'll explain it to you when you are older.

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 06:19 PM
How old do you think I am? I've seen and read alot. Not that inocent.

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 06:21 PM
Not that inocent.

You are quoting Britney Spears and misspelling innocent. You are too young.

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Not intetionally. And not that young.

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 06:27 PM
My bet is younger than sixteen, and that's too low for the Bry-guy.

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 06:28 PM
Not intetionally. And not that young.
14 year olds don't know **** yet, wait till you turn 18, then you'll know ****.

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 06:31 PM
I know about ****. It's icky

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 06:32 PM
Are we sure we're talking about the same four asterisks?

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 06:36 PM
I love to **** on girls too!!

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 06:39 PM
This is America, who doesn't?

turtlefreak
01-13-2007, 06:44 PM
You guys are weird

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 06:45 PM
http://www.fireoslo.com/events/boygeorge/boy_george.gif
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON!

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 07:03 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Ziggystardust.jpg
Yeah, but the Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 07:21 PM
I don't think Bowie is really gay, Boy George on the other hand.

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 07:31 PM
Yeah, Bowie's gay days are behind him. He's a married family man now. It's adorable.

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 07:34 PM
http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2003/0806/croce.jpg
Jim Croce > Bowie

TSR
01-13-2007, 07:38 PM
you guys are ****.
now you don't know what those said, so react accordingly =P

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 07:40 PM
http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2003/0806/croce.jpg
Jim Croce > Bowie

I haven't heard any of his stuff, but he suffers a mild resemblance to Borat Sagdiyev.

Samnmax221
01-13-2007, 07:46 PM
I haven't heard any of his stuff, but he suffers a mild resemblance to Borat Sagdiyev.
If you don't watch the faggy video you'll feel good, just listen to it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJfrdEBDAvQ)

itchythesamurai
01-13-2007, 08:25 PM
You're right, I do feel good! And it's not just the hot wings.