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zelda 41
01-24-2007, 07:41 PM
Oh joy, wasn't yesterday a fun day.

Talk about great dates and other crap like that.

Poopdogjr
01-24-2007, 07:49 PM
Thank you guys. Thank you. This is awesome. Freakin' great!

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 07:52 PM
I'm loving this right now.

Bad dates....Hmm...never had a date, considering I married myself at 7 years old and finally got to buying a ring.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 07:58 PM
hmm, i might as well explain dale.

yeh, he asked me out, i liked him, so i said yes. My friend Sareh says it was a dare from some populer bitch in my class. I attempt to rip her skin off, but my friends stop me. Right before I go to break up, he has a new girlfriend, and she breaks up for him.I'm like WTF cause she's one of my friends.

So I'm like getting swarmed by people and they think we're still going out.

there is only two words for him: MAN WHORE.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:07 PM
I can take it into one word. PROSTIUTUTE

Oh yes. My wife and I are happy together. We're considering adopting, but we should probably graduate Junior High before doing that.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 08:11 PM
How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?!

I have a friend who put it...........

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 08:13 PM
*sigh* I'm still a bit bummed out. Though one of my guy friends is atepting to talk to his best friend who I like to go out with me.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 08:38 PM
*sigh* why are guys at my school such bastards?

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:39 PM
Why are guys at my school so ugly?

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 08:41 PM
what about hott gym guy? he sounds hott

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:44 PM
Yeah, but he's got a girlfriend. And he's a jerk.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 08:49 PM
I want a Blueberry muffin.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:50 PM
I had one of those last week. I was gonna eat one after my mascotingness, but my mom ATE IT! D: Jerk

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 08:51 PM
Yeah or a Bannana nut muffin.


Or just a muffin in general.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 08:52 PM
I want somthing to eat. I should go get some bugles, but I don't want to move.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 08:53 PM
lol kinda sounds like me, but we have no good food at the moment.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 08:56 PM
I got no food either. *sigh* I'll go make some rice and somehow make it taste good.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 08:57 PM
lol, good luck.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 09:02 PM
Suger + butter + rice = the most delish breakfeast evea

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 09:06 PM
My Dad taught me that one.

I miss him :[[[[[

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 09:10 PM
I just went downstairs and got food. I had to listen to my dad tell me about America Idol. Ugggh.

KingCheez
01-24-2007, 09:15 PM
How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?!

I have a friend who put it...........


oh, so naive

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-24-2007, 09:18 PM
How the hell would you have sex with yourself unless you were a guy?!

I have a friend who put it...........
Women make babies and sandwiches they know not of pleasure.

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 09:24 PM
just like jmac got no girlfriend.

Halo_92
01-24-2007, 09:30 PM
He does have a husband.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-24-2007, 09:31 PM
Yeah I kicked that crazy bitch to the curb her teeth were too big.

Poopdogjr
01-24-2007, 09:38 PM
Get me a sammich!>

Honestly though, good spouses are hard to come by. Don't be too picky, but at the same time be very picky. Very complicated process.

DarthAve
01-24-2007, 10:30 PM
I'm not interested in devorcing myself. (We didn't have a pre nup, and I'm about to get $100 for my report card)

zelda 41
01-24-2007, 10:32 PM
hmm, i wonder if alicia is still on 'find abby a boyfriend' duty.

itchythesamurai
01-24-2007, 10:41 PM
Women make babies and sandwiches they know not of pleasure.

Female genital mutilation is the most cringe-worthy human rights atrocity I know of. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting)