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Samnmax221
01-30-2007, 11:22 PM
Jmac was hit by a truck today, he might not make it though the night. Let this be lesson to all of you not to walk out into the street without looking to pick up anime. Now we all have to pray for him.

Smon
01-30-2007, 11:53 PM
WOW.

...I mean wow.

...sadface.

Samnmax221
01-31-2007, 12:17 AM
It was really too bad, him being so young, and a nubile virgin. At least we can be thankfull that hes not going to look good for a perspective vampire now.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-31-2007, 12:34 AM
This thread is filled with lies.

Samnmax221
01-31-2007, 12:36 AM
You shouldn't put stress on full body cast. For heavens sake don't try to fap rite now.

Det. Bart Lasiter
01-31-2007, 12:38 AM
I'll have the nurse do it then.

Samnmax221
01-31-2007, 12:41 AM
Save your strength or God won't love you anymore.

Davinq
01-31-2007, 01:45 AM
I'm getting intimidated by the steady stream of new threads here lately, it's getting really hard to keep up for someone who only makes a couple posts a day. :(

Samnmax221
01-31-2007, 02:44 AM
Jmac is fighting for his life and you're worried about all the posts, you sicko.

turtlefreak
01-31-2007, 12:00 PM
Oh poor jmac! Why so young? But I'm sure we'll forget about it in a few days though...

DarthAve
01-31-2007, 01:50 PM
Umm....yay?

No, not yay. D:

zelda 41
01-31-2007, 03:34 PM
DD:

poor jmac, even though he isn't hurt.

Samnmax221
01-31-2007, 03:39 PM
I've just been informed that he attempted to break out of the hopital last night, I heard he was rambling about how he was going to **** a clown in the mouth.

zelda 41
01-31-2007, 03:43 PM
Raping a clown is BADDDDDD Jmac.

turtlefreak
01-31-2007, 03:59 PM
He's dillusional, the poor sikko. I don't think he realizes that the clown is his mom

Psychochaos3
01-31-2007, 05:08 PM
Jmac. We hope you mae it. You are the highest souce of craziness on the forums. Without you our randomness will decrease 13 percent.

Miss_Mayhem
02-01-2007, 12:03 AM
Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-01-2007, 12:14 AM
Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off.
pwnt.

Samnmax221
02-01-2007, 01:02 AM
pwnt.
He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's.

TSR
02-01-2007, 07:36 AM
My friend also actually did get hit by a truck...

i blame the anime.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-01-2007, 09:45 AM
He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's.
The nurses can't help themselves - supposedly I taste like a combination of vanilla and raspberry.

DarthAve
02-01-2007, 03:55 PM
OMG...

"You guys are SO lucky. I wish I knew a hobo." -Darth_Ave

Poopdogjr
02-01-2007, 05:52 PM
There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others.

Samnmax221
02-01-2007, 06:17 PM
WTF are you talking about, I'd love that, except for living under the bridge.

DarthAve
02-01-2007, 06:23 PM
There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others.
There was this old guy that came up on my porch this one day. He had an injured pigion in his hands, and luckally my mom answered the door. He looked at her and was all like "Is this your pigion?" And my mom's like "...no." So he goes away and he rides his bike around my street and he'd listen to Indians games on his little radio. My family has a lot of weird stories.

Don't even get me started about the Squirrel Nut game...Or that thing with the Dead Kennedys.

zelda 41
02-01-2007, 06:25 PM
Ohh, once, a kid in my class had to be taken to a hospital because he couldn't breathe the air in another class. Poor Jorden D:

milo
02-01-2007, 10:48 PM
The nurses can't help themselves - supposedly I taste like a combination of vanilla and raspberry.
Almost better than beer-flavored boobs.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-01-2007, 11:30 PM
How do I know those are beer-flavored?

Samnmax221
02-01-2007, 11:33 PM
Lick the screen, stupid.

turtlefreak
02-01-2007, 11:34 PM
Those look like they belong on this one guy in my class who was an inflated whore for halloween. They called him "Edna" for they day instead of eddie. good times man

Miss_Mayhem
02-02-2007, 12:16 AM
That costume was Le Shiz, Lex, admit it.

Samnmax221
02-02-2007, 12:20 AM
For greater efficiency consumption is being standardized.

Poopdogjr
02-02-2007, 02:05 AM
Once again I must remind you that I have no sense of smell or taste so those are meaningless to me. Can you e-mail them?

Ray Jones
02-02-2007, 10:40 AM
Actually, it looks more like a behind than like a front.

TSR
02-02-2007, 12:33 PM
I still remember what happened last time you posted a picture of a pair of breasts...
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