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Miss_Mayhem
02-02-2007, 01:12 AM
Yes, join us ... join us ... the RD gang has a cult now ... JOIN US, Bitch!



PS: We need refreshments :3

Poopdogjr
02-02-2007, 01:20 AM
*Shang Tsung* "IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!"

Cue Mortal Kombat cool techno music: Ba da ba da ba da da da da. Dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunna.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 02:32 PM
I've brought snacks.

http://cookiedough.modular.intuisite.com/site/local/images/pretzels.jpgDig in u guys.

TSR
02-02-2007, 03:39 PM
http://lolwtfbbq.tripod.com/o_rly/thumbnails/400x300/aidsrly.jpg

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 03:46 PM
http://lolwtfbbq.tripod.com/o_rly/thumbnails/400x300/aidsrly.jpg
That sure is some delishious image hosting.

TSR
02-02-2007, 04:14 PM
Ironic phrase you used...

martmeister
02-02-2007, 04:38 PM
Mmm, tripods.

Like the pretzels, too, Ave.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Mmm, tripods.

Like the pretzels, too, Ave.
I robbed the mall in the name of the cult, and stopped at Auntie Ann's on the way out.

turtlefreak
02-02-2007, 04:42 PM
Are we gonna start the pretzel thing again? We really do need new topics. Hmmm. Got it!
Sub topic: global warming.

TSR
02-02-2007, 05:12 PM
DOnt be silly, thats far beyond the competent capacity of RD'ers... :xp:

Ruyen
02-02-2007, 07:09 PM
Olives! They go perfectly with pretzels.

http://www.smartypants.net/photography/Olives.JPG

I support global warming. Olives get bigger then. So... yes. Global warming ahead!

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 07:34 PM
That is gross.

Let's get started with this cult. So, any uniforms? Can I design them???

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 07:47 PM
Ohhh, I'll help you Ave. I just did some designs for a class last week.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 07:52 PM
What I had in mind was this.

We totally take the psychonauts uniform. (black turtleneck, black pants, cool psychic badge) and we agg two things.

-Cool Sunglasses
-Berets.

Miss_Mayhem
02-02-2007, 09:10 PM
Of course we need berets, and global warming is not beyond our capacity, the question is: do we care?

'Kay, where can we get berets?

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 09:51 PM
France.

Durrrrrrrrrrrr hur hur.

Samnmax221
02-02-2007, 10:09 PM
http://www.archivists.org/saagroups/mss/spring2005NL_image.jpg
We need Kool-Aid.
Actuelly the Peoples Temple became an hero with Flavor-Aid, a cheap rip off of our fine American product, bastards!

Grey Master
02-02-2007, 10:11 PM
A cult? Interesting.
Whats the initiation thingy, the thing all nOObz have to do to get in?

Psychochaos3
02-02-2007, 10:16 PM
Flame Dark 5 times.

Put Smon on your friends list for 5 minutes.

Spend an entire day pretending you are raz.

Pick one Greymaster.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 10:20 PM
hmmm, i'm likeing the flame dark one

Grey Master
02-02-2007, 10:23 PM
I don't know Dark, but I heard that she was a pain in the ass, so Ill chose that one. :D

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Ooo, good choice there.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 10:34 PM
i'd do the Smon one. He's been on my friends list, since, forever.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 10:38 PM
hmmm, i think smon doesn't like me for bringing kandie here. :.(

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 10:42 PM
Smon doesn't like anyone unless they use proper grammer, or talk about Guitar Hero.

Samnmax221
02-02-2007, 10:47 PM
Smon is a bitch, I'm proposing a coup.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 10:51 PM
Smon is a bitch, I'm proposing a coup.
You just don't know him you.......you....YOU ILAN!

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 10:52 PM
ooo, that's a burnn

Samnmax221
02-02-2007, 10:57 PM
wut?

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 11:12 PM
You're not in that circle, you don't get it.

Grey Master
02-02-2007, 11:19 PM
So......what is the clan's official name?
Do we have to wear uniforms?

Miss_Mayhem
02-02-2007, 11:36 PM
Our name is ... RD Cult! And our uniforms are like the pnauts uniform, but with a snazzy kevlar lining (you just dont know when bulletproof materials may come in handy), a more bluish hue, POCKETS(!) and berets. And maybe a logo.

Mashi An'krekku
02-02-2007, 11:46 PM
Hmmm. I'll get on it.

...
The logo, I mean.

Samnmax221
02-02-2007, 11:47 PM
ohhhhhh......

I thought we were going to hav sechs.

Grey Master
02-02-2007, 11:49 PM
Kevlar is good, so I'll wear the uniform.
And, what do we do? Do we go on rampages against other forumites and seize their forum, or what? (I go for the first one)

Miss_Mayhem
02-02-2007, 11:49 PM
Sweeet, Mashi's back. And our cult is a cult dedicated to advocating free speech rights, good fashion sense, and being as wildly random as possible.

Mashi An'krekku
02-03-2007, 12:03 AM
Dammit, I screwed it up. *start over*

Miss_Mayhem
02-03-2007, 12:08 AM
Preferably the letters 'RD' in some tasteful design, Mashi. And Grey, you gave me a great idea: we can travel hither and yonder to opressed forums under the tyrranical modz who are either corrupt or just doin' their damn job and help the downtrodden forumites to rebel and riseup against their oppressors

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 12:12 AM
ohhhhhh......

I thought we were going to hav sechs.

Hey, I'm always game, buddy.

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 12:14 AM
Hey, I'm always game, buddy.
Yay!!!
http://www.adamsmith.org/images/uploads/milton-friedman-1.jpg
Have a Friedman.

Grey Master
02-03-2007, 12:21 AM
Preferably the letters 'RD' in some tasteful design, Mashi. And Grey, you gave me a great idea: we can travel hither and yonder to opressed forums under the tyrranical modz who are either corrupt or just doin' their damn job and help the downtrodden forumites to rebel and riseup against their oppressors

http://cerberus.gamershell.com/screenshots/1825/31847_full.jpg


VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 12:25 AM
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Che-Guevara--C10313493.jpeg


VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!
Get that **** out of here!!!!!
Flooding out the fail. Please stand by.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/world_parading_the_dead/img/3.jpg
http://www.washington.edu/alumni/columns/june02/images/briefings_tutu01.jpg
http://www.aiacetorino.it/immagini/Animal_Farm.jpg

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 12:36 AM
http://images.oldglory.com/product/023633CTTSd.jpg
Am I still allowed to wear my Brak Shirt? Also, I enjoyed the film adaptation of Motorcycle Diaries.

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 12:39 AM
Wear the ****ing Brak shirt I don't care. If you want to see a good road movie you can always watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Che cried like a baby when they caught them.

Mashi An'krekku
02-03-2007, 01:23 AM
I gave up on the logo. D:
Also, stop ****ing stretching the page. D:

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 01:38 AM
Also, stop ****ing stretching the page. D:
Goatse?

Mashi An'krekku
02-03-2007, 01:40 AM
No.
You obviously can't read the word "stretching" in there because you're a abominable retard with a big nose.

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 02:02 AM
No.
You obviously can't read the word "stretching" in there because you're a abominable retard with a big nose.
Goatse involves stretching, this carried over into my nightmares.

Smon
02-03-2007, 02:47 AM
*walks in*

...

...

...

*walks out*

TSR
02-03-2007, 11:13 AM
Som really has the right idea...

Although Mashi An'krekku doesnt. And for his sake, i hope he stays in the dark about Goatse. Its pure 100% WRONG.

Mashi An'krekku
02-03-2007, 11:13 AM
Why? Why didn't you do anything?! D: The page! It's abnormally long and I hate it.

...Mods can edit other people's messages, right?

zelda 41
02-03-2007, 11:29 AM
PAGE.TOO.LONG

D:

DarthAve
02-03-2007, 12:19 PM
We just gotta keep posting to page 3. When we're at page 3, the spreading can stop.

Mashi An'krekku
02-03-2007, 12:26 PM
Although Mashi An'krekku doesnt. And for her sake, i hope she stays in the dark about Goatse. Its pure 100% WRONG.

*ahem*
How many times am I gonna get called a guy on this forum? Srsly. Didn't we get past this like, a year ago?
And unfortunately, I already have an idea of what Goatse is. D: I'm scarred for life.

AND PLEASE SOMEONE OH DEAR ****ING GOD TAKE PLEASE CARE OF THE DAMN PAGE STRETCH.

Smon
02-03-2007, 01:10 PM
Alright! Almost to page 3!

...alright I'll fix it.

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 02:59 PM
*ahem*
How many times am I gonna get called a guy on this forum? Srsly. Didn't we get past this like, a year ago?
Wanna talk about our junk?

EDIT: You go to hell SMON!!! You go to hell!!!!!

DarthAve
02-03-2007, 04:12 PM
YAY!!!

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 04:53 PM
http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2004/1101040920_400.jpg
Goatse?

Heh, it was kinda awkward when I was making the Goatse gesture in sculpture and had to explain where it came from to my table.

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 04:59 PM
OH NOESS!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Davinq
02-04-2007, 12:39 AM
I've fulfilled all the cult initiation requirements ages ago.

Flame Dark 5 times

Hello? Made a snowball fight RP, us vs. Dark? Posted more than 5 times on it too.

Add Smon to friends list

Done. Ish.

Act like Raz for a day

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Done. Ish.

Where do I sign into this cult?

~D

zelda 41
02-04-2007, 08:56 AM
I've flamed Dark, too.

Where do I sign in at

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 12:26 PM
EVERYONE! STOP POSTING PICS! THEY ARE MAKING THE THREAD SUPER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! IT WILL KILL US ALL!

Smon
02-04-2007, 01:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/brokepost.png
...oh. Crap.

Davinq
02-04-2007, 01:14 PM
EVERYONE! STOP POSTING PICS! THEY ARE MAKING THE THREAD SUPER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! IT WILL KILL US ALL!
Wrong-o. More pics = smaller pages, since more pics = more memory, which = more loading time, which = less content on each page which = less loading time. ;)

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 01:53 PM
Okay, all I know is that it's killing my computer. STOP IT!

Grey Master
02-04-2007, 01:59 PM
POST MORE PICS!!!

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 02:02 PM
NOOOOO! Don 't do it! you will make little kitty very sad!http://www.blogography.com/photos6/Kitten.jpg

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 02:02 PM
See! Now you got me doing it!

King Dando
02-04-2007, 02:11 PM
http://a173.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_a52c699c37fdc1c9e3f0148ae956a494.png

What the hell?!

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 02:12 PM
pic not working

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 02:13 PM
ooops...

King Dando
02-04-2007, 02:15 PM
I got ] mixed up with /

Dunno how the hell I managed to mix them up

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 02:16 PM
That's crazy.

King Dando
02-04-2007, 02:17 PM
Tell me about it.

itchythesamurai
02-04-2007, 02:42 PM
http://images.lamer.net/a55-rgy.jpg
Classic.

Samnmax221
02-04-2007, 03:05 PM
http://www.mormonmemorabilia.com/images/Merchandise/Books/Book%20of%20Mormon%201906%20Pulpit.jpg

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 04:39 PM
Are you Mormon?

DarthAve
02-04-2007, 04:44 PM
I'M NOT!!!

I'm Avery!

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 04:47 PM
That's fantastic Ave. No, really.

Samnmax221
02-04-2007, 05:04 PM
Are you Mormon?
I'm really more fond of this guy myself.
http://donsmaps.com/images5/darwin.jpg

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 05:07 PM
Who the hell is that? (Excuse my ignorance)

Samnmax221
02-04-2007, 05:13 PM
Thats a Darwin.


And this is a Mr. Hooper.
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/b/bc/Mr_Hooper_02.jpg/300px-Mr_Hooper_02.jpg

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 05:16 PM
I always thought Darwin was younger. Great work, though. And I get that guy but who is Mr. Hooper? (I'm too young to be talking to these people.)

DarthAve
02-04-2007, 06:25 PM
DUUUDE,

Who's watching the Puppy Bowl??

zelda 41
02-04-2007, 06:30 PM
I was. they were cute <3

Poopdogjr
02-04-2007, 06:56 PM
All religions are cool in my book. People should believe in whatever they want to. Just don't preach to me, try to convert me, or be a total freak about it. That's when you start oversteping the bounds I think.

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 08:15 PM
Nice. I don't really have a religion myself. What ever floats your boat. I like darwin's way of thinking, thank you very much.

Davinq
02-04-2007, 08:23 PM
This thread shoud be stickified to promote the cult, and its dire need for refreshments.

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 08:25 PM
Amen. Wait, what do you mean by refreshments?

DarthAve
02-04-2007, 08:57 PM
They mean food.

Here's some food.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/917/eliarl8.jpg

Thanks Marcel!

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 08:58 PM
Oooh, he did that? Crazy...

DarthAve
02-04-2007, 09:17 PM
He made it for the challange.

It alledgedly didn't taste very good though. I'd eat it, though.

Samnmax221
02-04-2007, 09:43 PM
The correct subtitles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIV5jMIHXis)

Miss_Mayhem
02-05-2007, 01:04 AM
If you want to sign up for the cult all you have to do is type: _______ is now in the cult, bitches!

Miss_Mayhem is now in the Cult, Bitches!

DarthAve
02-05-2007, 12:11 PM
Darth_Ave is now in the cult, bitches!

Grey Master
02-05-2007, 04:15 PM
People should believe in whatever they want to. Just don't preach to me, try to convert me, or be a total freak about it. That's when you start oversteping the bounds I think.

Ditto

Grey is now in the Cult, Bitches!

martmeister
02-05-2007, 04:23 PM
Martmeister is now in the Cult, Bitches!

Berets? Okay, as long as we get to wear it the way we want. I'll wear mine a la US military style.

turtlefreak
02-05-2007, 10:22 PM
Turtle is now in the cult, Bitches!
O_o Now what?

Miss_Mayhem
02-05-2007, 10:49 PM
Now we spread our way or life onto opressed forums ;D

That or draw yourself in th uniform.

TSR
02-06-2007, 03:33 AM
Is the uniform our birthday suits? if so, i'm in.

BongoBob
02-06-2007, 12:21 PM
BongoBob is now in the cult, bitches!

I say we make our presence known and take care of our lack of refreshments at the same time by raiding the online 7-11.

DarthAve
02-06-2007, 03:59 PM
BongoBob is now in the cult, bitches!

I say we make our presence known and take care of our lack of refreshments at the same time by raiding the online 7-11.
Don't we have to be a cult for over 3 months to commit a crime?

I say we buy a compound in the desert, take in lurkers, and worship Jesus our way!

Davinq
02-06-2007, 07:03 PM
3 weeks, Ave. 3 weeks.

BongoBob
02-06-2007, 08:14 PM
F*** Jesus. We worship these men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2ytr2Oyv4) and Afroduck.

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Afroduck.JPG

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 08:34 PM
We aren't a religious cult, we are an e-freedom cult. And our uniforms are berets and awesome jackets and awesome jeans and awesome tees.

martmeister
02-06-2007, 08:40 PM
If it's awesome, we have it!

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 08:47 PM
I can top that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDB5zErn0Y)

itchythesamurai
02-06-2007, 08:51 PM
I can top that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDB5zErn0Y)

Itchythesamurai posted a video response. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynYOHw23o6M)

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 09:03 PM
**** you Itchy, posting a response to a troll video with a fat chick in it, bad bad bad.

martmeister
02-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Yall are hilarious

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 09:09 PM
and you have a perty mouth.

Davinq
02-06-2007, 09:44 PM
And you have a funny name.

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 09:46 PM
Thats not so bad, you have a funny face.

itchythesamurai
02-06-2007, 10:10 PM
Thats not so bad, you have a funny face.

Arseface has a funny face.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Preacher62.png/385px-Preacher62.png

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 10:16 PM
You have a thing for Camera whoreness.
http://www.imagedump.com/pics/205088.jpg

itchythesamurai
02-06-2007, 10:18 PM
C'mon noob, put up an actual picture. Also, someone took some really gay pics of me today. I'm hoping you didn't get ahold of those somehow.

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 10:21 PM
You're just mad because I'm so good.

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 10:49 PM
Why the hell doesn't anyone bring refreshments??? Where is the koolaid man when you need him? ;_;

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 10:59 PM
Jonestown.

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 11:00 PM
I dont feel like cyanide right now, the aftertaste is icky :6

Samnmax221
02-06-2007, 11:06 PM
As Jmac would say "EETTSS SOOOOPPPPAAAAAA GOOOOOOOODDDD!!! MAAACCEEEEDDDEEESSSS NOOOOMMBBBAAA OOONEEE!!"

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 11:07 PM
What a wapanman :/

Davinq
02-06-2007, 11:32 PM
Why the hell doesn't anyone bring refreshments??? Where is the koolaid man when you need him? ;_;
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/davinq/180px-Kool-AidMan.jpg

BongoBob
02-06-2007, 11:54 PM
I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you are very top heavy.

Davinq
02-06-2007, 11:56 PM
OH, YEAAHH!

martmeister
02-06-2007, 11:57 PM
on Caprica, nuked.

Miss_Mayhem
02-07-2007, 12:10 AM
...must ... fight ... urge ... Ohh YEAHHH!!!

Thanks, Dav, we desperatley needed that.

DarthAve
02-07-2007, 07:45 PM
OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAH.

That was so fly.

Halo_92
02-07-2007, 08:07 PM
God, I hate that pitcher!

Samnmax221
02-07-2007, 08:09 PM
So do the folks in Jonestown....