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zelda 41
02-02-2007, 09:50 PM
Okay, a new thing we've been talking about brought this up.

So how DO you want to die? I prefer to fall off a high cliff or somthing. Or poison.

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 09:57 PM
cianide poisning. That'd just be rad!

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 09:58 PM
Oh god. what if we were stabbed by dark?

DarthAve
02-02-2007, 10:05 PM
That would be awesome, because life would be reanacting the RPG. So I'd probably have a boyfriend to take care of me.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 10:07 PM
And I'd have Rachel and Psychocaos. I think.

Grey Master
02-02-2007, 11:02 PM
I want to die of alcohol poisoning.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 11:04 PM
hmm. sounds kinda bad. oh, but this IS the dying thread.

Ohh, i wanna die of dr. pepper overdose

Psychochaos3
02-02-2007, 11:21 PM
I want to die of old age on a bed next a jewish walmart employee and his Batman-obsessed ninja doctor.

Why jewish you ask?

I don't care.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 11:24 PM
hmmmmm. i still wanna die in a way someone might remember me. like being murdered by O.J Simpson or somthing.

Psychochaos3
02-02-2007, 11:28 PM
hmmmmm. i still wanna die in a way someone might remember me. like being murdered by O.J Simpson or somthing.
You could do what mayhem does and write

"Remember me Bitches"

On your Gravestone.

zelda 41
02-02-2007, 11:31 PM
true.

i don't think anyone will remember me though. i'll be like carrie and have like 'burn in hell' on mine.

elTee
02-03-2007, 12:00 AM
Too much acid would be hilarious. But in reality, I'd like to be performing some kind of insane stunt which went horribly wrong, resulting in my fiery death live on worldwide TV.

Grey Master
02-03-2007, 12:07 AM
^Same as above

Joining Jackass and dying in one of their shows, would be awesome.

zelda 41
02-03-2007, 12:08 AM
So your death wouldn't involve some kind of drug? OMG, I'm suprised El Tee

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 12:10 AM
Chloroformed in my sleep without any idea that something like that was about to happen and then taken out before I wake up. Some room for creativity there.

Miss_Mayhem
02-03-2007, 12:47 AM
In honesty, chloroform, mustard gas, cyanide (gas preferably) or naturaly in my sleep are the best ways to go. It isn't dramatic, but it's painless and quick - and in the event of dying in my sleep it would be peaceful and maybe even feel somewhat nice. I dont want to be remembered for the way I died however, I want to be remembered for what I did in my lifetime, the things I did, for the people I have helped or made happy.

turtlefreak
02-03-2007, 05:44 PM
As seen on America's Most Wanted; It's not the way these officers died that made them heros, it's how they lived. or some crap like that. But I think I wanna die quick so decapitation the right way sounds good to me. Or freezing to death, you just fall asleep! Or if I'm gonna die painfully, let it be somewhere nice, like Hawaii or something.

turtlefreak
02-03-2007, 05:44 PM
Nice sig, Mayhem. He and Stephen King are my heros! lol

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 05:49 PM
But I think I wanna die quick so decapitation the right way sounds good to me.

"Decapitation is always fatal, as brain death usually occurs within seconds to minutes without the support of the organism's body." - Wikipedia

Yeah, being a disembodied head just kinda staring out at my corpse or executioner for a couple of minutes, not a pleasant thought.

turtlefreak
02-03-2007, 06:02 PM
Why?That's not something everyone can say they saw!

Das Mole
02-03-2007, 07:37 PM
something incredibly tragic and controversial that would have the world talking.

not sure exactly what, but something of that caliber would be nice.

DarthAve
02-03-2007, 11:55 PM
Why?That's not something everyone can say they saw!
...

"WHAT? You've never seen a 13 year old headless mascot sitting on the floor eating a Twix before?"

Davinq
02-04-2007, 01:15 AM
I can top all you'se in death preference.

I would like to die being smothered in the Playboy Mansion by 3 beautiful naked women because I can't decide which one of them is hawter. :D

zelda 41
02-04-2007, 09:53 AM
........... have to pass on that Daq.

I wanna die somehow AWESOME

turtlefreak
02-04-2007, 01:07 PM
I wanna die some where pretty... Or in the arms of some hawt guy. lol

Miss_Mayhem
02-05-2007, 02:21 AM
I know my sig = awesome, but EAP shouldn't be your hero. His writing is hauntingly beautiful, but as a person EAP wasn't a pleasent man and didn't live comfortably.

zelda 41
02-05-2007, 07:16 PM
I wanna die some where pretty... Or in the arms of some hawt guy. lol



Dieing in Voltaire's arms would be AWESOMELY AWESOME!!!!!

Poopdogjr
02-05-2007, 09:47 PM
Didn't we have this discussion before? Like all the worst ways to die and stuff? It was actually kinda neat, but morbid.

turtlefreak
02-05-2007, 10:47 PM
Like I said, you all need serious help. Seriously

Davinq
02-05-2007, 10:52 PM
I can top all you'se in death preference.

I would like to die being smothered in the Playboy Mansion by 3 beautiful naked women because I can't decide which one of them is hawter. :D
Wow, this guy's a GENIUS! I want to die like that! :xp:

Seriously, for us men, this would be the way to go.

turtlefreak
02-05-2007, 10:56 PM
The opposite for some women, I think. I personally would love to die in a library with some hot guy. That's just meh, though...

Davinq
02-05-2007, 11:06 PM
A library? Where it's all quiet? o.0

I hereby revise my preferred death to being smothered by the same number of naked women for the same reason, but at a really noisy My Chemical Romance concert, where they'll be singing about death while blowing out my eardrums at the same time as suffocation at the hands of 3 sexy babezez.

Wewt.

Miss_Mayhem
02-05-2007, 11:07 PM
Oh, but of course. Knowing you, it makes sense. I wouldn't want my death to be public however, seeing someone die is damaging and I would feel it to be my fault.

turtlefreak
02-05-2007, 11:17 PM
I like ruining people's lives! I wouldn't mind it being my last influence! But the library death sounds most desierable. (Ha, death by paper cut. lol)

Miss_Mayhem
02-05-2007, 11:55 PM
Ohh! First day of school I got a really bad papercut. Thing is: I didn't know/notice. So I'm sitting in homeroom, waiting for the bell to ring so I can go home (it's the end of the day) and the girl next to me is lsounding alarmed and ike, "There's blood on your hand."

I look at it ... and yeah ... it was all bleedy. The blood had managed to stain my pants and was seeping beneath my nails and just dripping and flowin' all over the place. Took me a week to clean the blood stains on my nails T~T

BongoBob
02-06-2007, 01:50 AM
I don't know how I want to die, just as long as my obituary is lulzier than anyone elses.

On a related note, I either want my headstone to say "I Did It For The Lulz!", "Pools Closed", or be buried next to a man named Hiscock.

KingCheez
02-06-2007, 10:43 AM
Too much acid would be hilarious. But in reality, I'd like to be performing some kind of insane stunt which went horribly wrong, resulting in my fiery death live on worldwide TV.
I say do the first so that the second happens. Trying to drive a motorcycle through 10 rings of fire over 50 busses stoned would have to be the coolest thing in your life.

DarthAve
02-06-2007, 04:53 PM
I know I don't want to die via Bety's food.

I KNOW that'll kill me.

However, dying with music playing would be awesome. I don't care how I die, but I want End of the Tour to be playing.

Davinq
02-06-2007, 08:04 PM
Anything by MCR BP would be appropriate for my death.

BongoBob
02-06-2007, 09:14 PM
I don't know about my death, but at my funeral if they don't play Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly I will kick someone in the teeth.

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 09:29 PM
I want 'Thats the Way I Like It' to play at my funeral.

martmeister
02-06-2007, 09:50 PM
Die? Pff, I will never die!

I'd want to go out as a noble hero. Like a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient or something. Maybe in a nuke that simultaneously kills Kim Jong Il, the Iranian prez, Putin, and Hugo Chavez. But I'd rather just live forever.

Miss_Mayhem
02-06-2007, 11:51 PM
Wouldn't living furevur get boring after the first 300 years?

Davinq
02-07-2007, 01:01 AM
Yes. I speak from experience. ;)

BongoBob
02-07-2007, 01:04 AM
Not as long as there's booze and chicks.

turtlefreak
02-07-2007, 10:24 PM
I would only wanna live as long as there is still something interesting in the world. Otherwise, I would comit suicide. "A world with out science is a world without discovery." -Discovery Channel. lol

zelda 41
02-07-2007, 10:26 PM
" A world without Voltaire is a world without awesomeness." -Me

KingCheez
02-08-2007, 01:44 AM
" A world without Voltaire is a world without awesomeness." -Me


you're my favorite lesbian because you made your own sig quote and love a girly boy.

don't tell mashi

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-08-2007, 02:03 AM
mashi is a whore but dont tell her i told you ok

Samnmax221
02-08-2007, 02:16 AM
I think we're all going to die in a massive banhammering. Amirite?

martmeister
02-08-2007, 10:21 AM
Not as long as there's booze and chicks.

and a random galaxy to take over. I agree with discovering new things; it would get very boring if there was nothing new. I wonder now why the suicide rate for 300-500 years ago wasn't higher? I'd be very distraught if we aren't driving off of fuel cells in the next 20 years. Centuries went by with seldom an upgrade with the horse-drawn carriage.

zelda 41
02-08-2007, 07:38 PM
you're my favorite lesbian because you made your own sig quote and love a girly boy.

don't tell mashi

again cheez STFU YOU EMO LOSER GO CRY IN THE CORNER AND MAKE YOUR FOAMS.

wow i sound like ilan XD

DarthAve
02-08-2007, 08:33 PM
again cheez STFU YOU EMO LOSER GO CRY IN THE CORNER AND MAKE YOUR FOAMS.

wow i sound like ilan XD
You didn't even say it right.

"Shut the f*ck up, go make your foams, and cry in a corner!"

I watch too much Top Chef, sincearly.

Poopdogjr
02-08-2007, 11:13 PM
Your mom goes to college.

Samnmax221
02-08-2007, 11:19 PM
ANNA NICOLE IS DEAD OVERDOSED ON COX LOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

DarthAve
02-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Your mom goes to college.
Oh snap! You Kip'd us!

Miss_Mayhem
02-08-2007, 11:31 PM
Anna Nicole Smith dying isn't funny. Just because she was well known in the public eye doesn't mean she doesn't deserve some sympathy or our condolences.

Davinq
02-08-2007, 11:41 PM
:(

Blood. Blood. Gallons of the stuff. However much I give you it certainly won't be enough. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood!

Miss_Mayhem
02-09-2007, 01:03 AM
That brings up an old topic: the flavor of blood. How would you like your blod to taste like?

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 01:30 AM
Chocolate! Or strawberry! CARAMEL! I want to be stabbed simultaneously by twelve ninjas. THAT'S the way to go down.

Miss_Mayhem
02-09-2007, 01:34 AM
Caramel seems likea tasty blood flavor.

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 01:36 AM
Or maybe even... a savory range.. curry, teriyaki, OR you could just make it spicy. No flavour at all just mouth burning goodness.

Miss_Mayhem
02-09-2007, 01:38 AM
Awesome. I'd be a vamp just for that =D

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 01:45 AM
One of my frineds thinks I'm going to suck her blood...

Miss_Mayhem
02-09-2007, 01:47 AM
She's messed up.

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 01:49 AM
Yeah well, what can I say? I attract that genre of people...

zelda 41
02-09-2007, 06:07 PM
wow. i want....... cherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy bloooooooooooooooddddd

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-09-2007, 06:27 PM
Anna Nicole Smith dying isn't funny. Just because she was well known in the public eye doesn't mean she doesn't deserve some sympathy or our condolences.
She got pwnt irl.

KingCheez
02-09-2007, 07:02 PM
again cheez STFU YOU EMO LOSER GO CRY IN THE CORNER AND MAKE YOUR FOAMS.

wow i sound like ilan XD


Bravo: TV for Faggots

Except Ave. She can watch it and still be cool because, well, she's Ave

Grey Master
02-09-2007, 07:20 PM
Somebody said BLOOD?
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/hannibal/hannibal-poster01.jpg

Davinq
02-09-2007, 08:52 PM
My blood tastes like raw meat. :barf:

Poopdogjr
02-09-2007, 11:01 PM
I saw a Highlander movie today. You think it would hurt much to have your dome-piece sliced off? That might be a neat way to go. Or being sucked into a black hole. That would proabably be just about the coolest way to die.

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 11:03 PM
Or just fall over and... Die.

"So how did he die?"
"I DON'T KNOWW................."

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 11:38 PM
My blood tastes goooood... *slurps the drop of blood seeping out of the corner of her mouth* :d lol

Davinq
02-10-2007, 01:36 AM
I saw a Highlander movie today. You think it would hurt much to have your dome-piece sliced off? That might be a neat way to go. Or being sucked into a black hole. That would proabably be just about the coolest way to die.
God f*kin' Dammit! The only real way to die like a man is to be smothered to death by three naked women at a My Chemical Romance concert for the loud noise about death. The women in question are smothering you are totally naked, and are smothering you because you can't decide which one is sexier.

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:07 PM
What a way to go...

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Bravo: TV for Faggots

Except Ave. She can watch it and still be cool because, well, she's Ave


:( Cheez why do you hate me so much? :(

Hallucination
02-10-2007, 02:23 PM
I'd like to die dressed up as a pirate in a duel with a ninja.

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 03:21 PM
Somebody said BLOOD?
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/hannibal/hannibal-poster01.jpg
BEST. BOOK. EVER.

I stayed up all night reading it once. Finished it in a week.

KingCheez
02-10-2007, 03:30 PM
God damnit Zelda if you were cooler than me you wouldn't be a closet lesbian change that title right now

OR come out of the closet

pick one

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Except Ave. She can watch it and still be cool because, well, she's Ave
Thank you for this lovely comment, Cheez. You win the cookie.

http://twiggs.org/images/5203-bakery-crisp-chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg

itchythesamurai
02-10-2007, 03:51 PM
Come on now, we all know that no lesbian can exist in the presence of Cheez. Let's be realistic here.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 04:43 PM
God damnit Zelda if you were cooler than me you wouldn't be a closet lesbian change that title right now

OR come out of the closet

pick one


cheez, i'm not a les. you're the one with the gay avatar, not me.

Davinq
02-10-2007, 05:21 PM
I'd like to die dressed up as a pirate in a duel with a ninja.
A: Where the hell did your avvy go Hall? The one that looked like a raccoon or something.
B: What the hell are you doing in RD? I've never seen you here before.
C: W00t, another Pirate fan!

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 06:49 PM
cheez, i'm not a les. you're the one with the gay avatar, not me.
Zelda, no offence, but don't mess with Cheez. He'll verbally kick your ass cause he's angst ridden.

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 06:59 PM
Yeah, I likey Cheez's avatar!

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 09:37 PM
*sniff* well, he's making me feel horrible. can he just stop it?

KingCheez
02-10-2007, 10:10 PM
i can sure any time but come on babe i have to have some rivalry it makes me popular

[20:05] TheRealLyokar: hey jmac
[20:06] jmac7142: hey cheeeeez
[20:06] TheRealLyokar: i apparently hurt zelda's feelings
[20:06] jmac7142: oh my
[20:06] TheRealLyokar: and i really dont care
[20:06] jmac7142: so
[20:06] jmac7142: yeah
[20:06] TheRealLyokar: am i 1 step closer to being you
[20:07] jmac7142: why would you
[20:07] jmac7142: wut
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: i havent hit on her like you would yet though
[20:07] jmac7142: i am kind and sensitive when i want to be
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: ahahahahahah
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: hahahaha
[20:07] jmac7142: she is an ugly whore
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: hahahahahaha
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: oh man
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: ahahahahahah
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: that's good
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: kind and sensitive
[20:07] jmac7142: i am
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: jmac you crack me up
[20:07] jmac7142: cuddling
[20:07] jmac7142: watching rozen maiden
[20:07] TheRealLyokar: rubber fist

Davinq
02-10-2007, 10:36 PM
How vicious.

Whenever I look at that word, it seems like it's spelled wrong. Is it?

itchythesamurai
02-10-2007, 10:41 PM
How vicious.

Whenever I look at that word, it seems like it's spelled wrong. Is it?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/ViciousTV01.jpg

Yup, that's how you spell Vicious.

(Lulz, I posted an anime pic. I'm just like Jmac now.)

Davinq
02-10-2007, 10:50 PM
Why'd you do that itchy?

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 10:52 PM
i hate you two so much cheez. go fuk your mom and die in a hole

Davinq
02-10-2007, 11:02 PM
fuk? Haha, ****! fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk!

zelly, calm down and quietly back out, please. Flame wars and fights are not the point of LFRD.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:11 PM
YOU SAW WHAT THEY SAID!!!!

god, screw it, i'm leaving

Samnmax221
02-10-2007, 11:16 PM
i hate you two so much cheez. go fuk your mom and die in a hole
ME LOOVVVVEEEEE YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!

Davinq
02-10-2007, 11:16 PM
Leaving RD? Or just logging out, cuz that's just mean. Cheez flamed me once, so I just ignored him. It worked... mostly. ;)

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:25 PM
i'm pissed okay? i don't know what i'm gonna do. maybe i'll leave for a while cause i'm turning into dark with the flaming

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-11-2007, 12:08 AM
LOL INTERNET ARGUMENT WHO IS WINNING

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 12:12 AM
*glares at jmac* go fuk cheez bitch

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 12:14 AM
*glares at jmac* go fuk cheez bitch
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-11-2007, 12:24 AM
*glares at jmac* go fuk cheez bitch
lol you're losing

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 12:29 AM
*flips jmac off*

go cuddle you're emo cheez

Hallucination
02-11-2007, 12:30 AM
A: Where the hell did your avvy go Hall? The one that looked like a raccoon or something.
B: What the hell are you doing in RD? I've never seen you here before.
C: W00t, another Pirate fan!
A: I had an agreement with ED to use a fugly avatar and forgot to save it. I've just been to lazy it go and spend another 30 seconds to make it again.

B: I just came over here once upon a midnight dreary and started lurking (weak and weary), posting every once in a while. And by that I mean I posted once before. ;)

C: Yarrrrrrrr!

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 12:33 AM
go cuddle you're emo cheez
Hey all three of us can keep each others prostate warm, well the guy on the end gets screwed (Well he gets screwed by not getting screwed but I think you get it.).

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 12:38 AM
o.O can you ever NOT be random samnmax?

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 12:45 AM
But I don't like having a cold prostate.

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 12:55 AM
.........

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 12:59 AM
SPAM!!! SPAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.c-pol.com/Fun/MontySpam2.jpg

Davinq
02-11-2007, 01:20 AM
-_-

Your randomness is getting pretty boring, or maybe its just that its 10:00 at night and I'm tired.

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 01:31 AM
Yah and you have homosexual tendencies so bah.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 12:18 PM
I wish I were random. I need randomness classes. Hey, Samnmax, wanna be my mentor?

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 02:15 PM
POLKA DOTSSSS!!!!

http://www.jumbo-psp.com/Tutorials/Lesjes/Tags-2/PolkaDots-Tag/Polkadots.jpg

I like polka dots.

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 03:42 PM
my eyes hurt now. >>

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 04:57 PM
>_< Owie. (Smiley copyrighted to Mayhem for the possesive little spaz she is)

Grey Master
02-11-2007, 05:28 PM
^_^

Davinq
02-11-2007, 06:46 PM
Not that one Lex. This one: -_-

KingCheez
02-11-2007, 10:17 PM
"go cuddle you're emo cheez"

what kind of insult is this

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 10:22 PM
Not that one Lex. This one: -_-
She still will probably want credit for it. *spazcough*

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 10:24 PM
EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. HERE, HAVE SOME JACK!

http://images.quizilla.com/P/PrinceYukiLuver/1097252930_cturesJack.jpg

Kanukle
02-11-2007, 11:09 PM
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympic. Even if you win, your still retarded.

Anyway, to stay on topic: I would like to have a heart attack while having sex with a famous celebrity. I will enjoy the ride out and be somewhat known for a few weeks.

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 11:31 PM
EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. HERE, HAVE SOME JACK!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Jackdaniels.JPG

QFE!

milo
02-11-2007, 11:52 PM
That sounds absolutely...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/tomcruise.jpg

itchythesamurai
02-12-2007, 12:58 AM
I can fit my fist in Tom Cruise's mouth...but I wouldn't want to.

Davinq
02-12-2007, 01:42 AM
1. Welcome to RD.

2. I likes you already, you makes a good point.

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 05:41 PM
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympic. Even if you win, your still retarded.

Anyway, to stay on topic: I would like to have a heart attack while having sex with a famous celebrity. I will enjoy the ride out and be somewhat known for a few weeks.

Dude.......we always go off topic, thats the beauty of this forum.

King Dando
02-12-2007, 06:28 PM
Argh, I've been offline for so long, I havent a clue whats going on anymore!

What'd I miss?

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 06:39 PM
Zelda says that she's turning into Dark and she may leave the forum for a few days.

King Dando
02-12-2007, 06:47 PM
*gasps* Really?

I have no idea what your referring to

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 07:13 PM
She said that herself.

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 07:21 PM
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympic. Even if you win, your still retarded.

That suprisingly makes a lot of sense. Welsome to the LF

Kanukle
02-12-2007, 08:20 PM
:laughing: Thank you one and all.

KingCheez
02-12-2007, 09:15 PM
Hey nice quote did you get it on your trip to FIVE YEARS AGO

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 09:21 PM
OHHHHHHHHH snap

Davinq
02-12-2007, 09:42 PM
Oh, be nice you. Can't be scaring off newcomers to our forbidden isle.

Kanukle
02-13-2007, 07:34 AM
Hey nice quote did you get it on your trip to FIVE YEARS AGO

Is it that time of the month for you?

Samuel Dravis
02-13-2007, 07:55 AM
Look, it's been registered for months now - more than a YEAR, picking up good insults to use from the illustrious users here. PREMEDITATED INSULTS.

Serious business.

Kanuckle, do tell how you lurk for so long when the posting requirements are as..well, they are. You could have at least helped me bash itchy's mom in the welcome thread a few days ago. With all those insults you have stored up I'm sure you wouldn't mind using a few for a good cause.

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 08:19 AM
Well, she is kind of intolerant of other cultures. = /

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 02:56 PM
Or you have to sing one of the venue songs from TMBG. Preferably Vancouver.

"She's a different kind of girl. The kind you see in pictures. I think you might have seen her, Richards on Richards."

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-13-2007, 04:41 PM
Is it that time of the month for you?
lol clevar

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 04:57 PM
Is it that time of the month for you?
Hey ****er, just cause Cheeze is black doen't meen you can make fun off him!!

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 05:34 PM
It's impossible for Cheez to be 'on the rag', he's a - I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you!

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Is it that time of the month for you?
OH Wouldn't you like to know??

All I know is, when it is it sucks.

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 07:48 PM
Cheez sux. Happy now?

Miss_Mayhem
02-13-2007, 07:52 PM
I should slap you for saying that, Zel. Way to give 'em ammo.

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 07:52 PM
..TMI Zelda.

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 07:54 PM
Thank you, god, for the edit butten.

martmeister
02-13-2007, 07:58 PM
I like Itchy's Jack better than yours, Ave. Sorry.

Kanukle
02-14-2007, 03:04 PM
Hey ****er, just cause Cheeze is black doen't meen you can make fun off him!!

A. Cheeze is black?

B. I was commenting Cheeze having her/his bad additude by saying he/she was PMSing.

Okay?

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 05:05 PM
I like Itchy's Jack better than yours, Ave. Sorry.
NOBODY BEATS JACK SKELLINGTON.

Except maybe Jack the Ripper.

Samnmax221
02-14-2007, 05:30 PM
NOBODY BEATS JACK SKELLINGTON.

Except maybe Jack the Ripper.
MOOOOOOOM!!! (http://momytmndmom.ytmnd.com/)

Kanukle
02-14-2007, 08:00 PM
And the least known Jack the necrophiliac

Davinq
02-14-2007, 08:52 PM
GODAMMIT I'M SO ****ING PISSED.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 08:57 PM
WHY ARE YOU SO ****ING PISSED?

Samuel Dravis
02-14-2007, 09:15 PM
Calm down, JEEBUS!

People are trying to have a rational discussion here!

Davinq
02-14-2007, 09:21 PM
I am the rational discussion ruiner. And I demand that this thread end, due to the fact that there is no possible way to come up with a method of death superior to my own.

Samuel Dravis
02-14-2007, 09:29 PM
A. Cheeze is black?Christ, stop being so descriminatory. Cheeze is OBVIOUSLY a lot of colors.

http://www.tdc.ca/cheesetray.jpg

Okay?No, of course not. If it was do you think we'd be talking about how we WANT to die? Silly!


I am the rational discussion ruiner. And I demand that this thread end, due to the fact that there is no possible way to come up with a method of death superior to my own.Well, you're wrong. So there.

NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I am the rational discussion ruiner. And I demand that this thread end, due to the fact that there is no possible way to come up with a method of death superior to my own.
What about death by....drowning in chocolate?

Or death by...makeoutage?

Samuel Dravis
02-14-2007, 09:45 PM
Or death by...makeoutage?Can't be done, but it's great fun to try! :D

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 10:05 PM
Can't be done, but it's great fun to try! :D
You can't choke on your lover's tongue?

Samuel Dravis
02-14-2007, 10:06 PM
You can't choke on your lover's tongue?Dang. That would suck (eheh), but I guess you'd be happy. :p

Davinq
02-15-2007, 01:46 AM
Not as good as dying my way Ave, but good try. ;)

Kanukle
02-15-2007, 07:33 AM
Samuel, your more spastic then my grandfather colon.

turtlefreak
02-15-2007, 06:55 PM
there's someone new? Welcome one and all! You are all welcome to join us in our extremely akwardnesses and what not. If you will look to your left....*tape slowly winds to a stop. Turtle wakes up* Huh? Wha? Oh, yeah so welcome and make yourself at home. Ignore Cheez. He has issues...

DarthAve
02-15-2007, 09:31 PM
Don't ignore cheez. If he kills himself, we have ot kill ourselves. That's the way of the RD cult.

turtlefreak
02-15-2007, 11:08 PM
When was this rule enforced? Well he's a ball sack anyway...

DarthAve
02-16-2007, 12:25 AM
Actually, it's not enforced because he's not in the cult. But still be nice to him cause cheez will go Cliff on your asses and start manhandeling.

Davinq
02-16-2007, 12:43 AM
o.0

DarthAve
02-16-2007, 01:04 AM
Not really. I just wanted to use a Top Chef refrence. :|>

Davinq
02-16-2007, 01:15 AM
I'm going to New Zealand for two weeks. Bye bye.

DarthAve
02-16-2007, 01:24 AM
I really wonn't miss you. I hope you break somthing.

Davinq
02-16-2007, 08:46 PM
Thanks Ave! :D

Halo_92
02-16-2007, 09:15 PM
*_*

DarthAve
02-16-2007, 09:16 PM
Hey halo, go die, frustrated and sad.

"EVERYBODY DIES FRUSTRADED AND SAD, AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!"

Halo_92
02-16-2007, 09:18 PM
Too Bad! I'm already dead!!!

Grey Master
02-16-2007, 10:45 PM
MY PRAY3RS HAV3 BE3N ANSW3RED!!!!

Poopdogjr
02-16-2007, 11:16 PM
blue cheese?

Grey Master
02-16-2007, 11:19 PM
No, HALO IS DEAD!!! DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

Poopdogjr
02-16-2007, 11:23 PM
What kinds of drinks? Apples juice? Chocolate milkshakes? I like chocolate milkshakes.

Grey Master
02-16-2007, 11:26 PM
http://botev1912.com/Jack_Daniels_Whiskey.jpg

DRINK UP!!!

Poopdogjr
02-16-2007, 11:30 PM
Can i put a chocolate shake into that? And maybe one of those little umbrella thingees.

Grey Master
02-16-2007, 11:36 PM
http://www.fauxfooddiner.com/main/choc_van_straw_shakes.jpg

HERE YOU GO, THAT WILL BE 50 DOLLARS, IN CASH.

martmeister
02-16-2007, 11:40 PM
Don't know about yall, but I prefer vanilla as plain ol' icecream and choc for the milkshakes.

turtlefreak
02-17-2007, 12:17 AM
I like cookies

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 12:18 AM
*SILENCE*





LOL

Davinq
02-17-2007, 01:06 AM
I'll drink teh milkshakes, both of dem, for Halo's death. Cheers mates!

Samnmax221
02-17-2007, 01:30 AM
Me tie up loose end in childhood. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernauts)

Davinq
02-17-2007, 01:10 PM
I'm leaving in 2 hours for New Zealand. I pray for no snakes on my plane!

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 01:12 PM
HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO THE AIRPLANE!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I HAVE CURSED YOU!!!

Davinq
02-17-2007, 01:16 PM
D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

Well, since apparently nobody will miss me, I might as well die.

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 01:19 PM
^ Rest
In
Pieces


(Have a good trip, hope to hear from u, or else)

Halo_92
02-17-2007, 01:34 PM
Umm, yeah I'm dead, but I'm not "dead".

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 02:00 PM
Just when we were celebrating, oh well, more drinks around for the revival!

DarthAve
02-17-2007, 04:02 PM
Can we still sing Don't Let's Start?

"They want what they're not and I wish they would stop saying, Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa."

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 04:07 PM
Quiet!!

Marvel at the Awesomeness of the Panda and talk about it!!

http://kungfuramone.rackm0unt.org/pics/baby_panda.jpg

DarthAve
02-17-2007, 05:15 PM
I will never silence!!!

"When you are alone, you are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal."

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 05:35 PM
I SAID MARVEL AT THE CHARM OF THE PANDA!!!

turtlefreak
02-18-2007, 12:03 AM
I will miss you Dav. Dont die on purpose. I dont wanna have to go and fish you out of the stomach of an emu. Have fun and try not to fall off a cliff.

*holds up milkshake* To Halo's death. *takes a long swig*

Miss_Mayhem
02-18-2007, 01:18 AM
*toasts to Halo's death*

we'll miss ya, Dav.

turtlefreak
02-20-2007, 11:07 PM
*sigh* He back yet?

JoeDoe 2.0
02-20-2007, 11:49 PM
Who's back?

turtlefreak
02-21-2007, 12:00 AM
Err... that one dude... uh....
i forgot. :(

JoeDoe 2.0
02-21-2007, 12:02 AM
The Daviq guy who went away? (I have seen the posts, hope I meet him too)

Poopdogjr
02-21-2007, 12:06 AM
Baby got back?

turtlefreak
02-21-2007, 12:06 AM
AH! *smacks head* YES! That one... hes a good guy.

JoeDoe 2.0
02-21-2007, 12:10 AM
All of you are good guys. :D

turtlefreak
02-21-2007, 12:15 AM
Not jmac. He's a ball sack...

JoeDoe 2.0
02-21-2007, 12:18 AM
Well, I don't know everybody, so I can't judge.........................yet.

Samuel Dravis
02-21-2007, 01:19 AM
Well maybe you should START JUDGING.

Tell me I'm awesome!

JoeDoe 2.0
02-21-2007, 01:36 AM
I tell you that you have a sexy avatar!!!

Poopdogjr
02-21-2007, 01:55 AM
I'm pretty sure we are all evil here. But the key thing is we are the lesser of two evils. Or maybe 3 evils. Or more like thousand. What I'm really trying to say is, rubber ducky you're the one.

Samnmax221
02-21-2007, 03:55 AM
http://www.crushkilldestroy.org/weblog/archives/lord_of_the_flies3.jpg
TEH BEAASTYZZ!!