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Shmargin
02-03-2007, 07:21 AM
I consider the few that gather here "friends". No one else really posts here, and I think that means we may have a problem. We block out outsiders from coming in, and I ask you, is that right? Many may say "Hell Yes!" but I say "Hell No".

The outsiders are like us @ some points. Exposed to Sam & Max @ some point, confused, lost, and helpless.

But we can mold them, from Surfin the Road, to The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball.

We can mold them.

So mold we shall...

Agree and follow me my Childrdren...

SyntheticGerbil
02-03-2007, 12:22 PM
PARTY AT THE DISCO!

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 05:32 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you mean "FIRE IN THE DISCO!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSHMcVWo688)?

Samnmax221
02-03-2007, 05:37 PM
Childrdren...
Is this the spelling we plan on changing it to?

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 05:41 PM
I'm just thankful we're not spelling it like chilDresden or chilDDRen.

Samuel Dravis
02-03-2007, 06:04 PM
Chill'nDRMin? Keep those newbies on a short leash! YOU KNOW BEST!

xChri5x
02-03-2007, 06:35 PM
STFU NOOBS!

itchythesamurai
02-03-2007, 09:00 PM
Chill'nDRMin? Keep those newbies on a short leash! YOU KNOW BEST!

http://www.smallplanetkids.com/pic/soft250.jpg
Child harnesses. Lulz.

Skinkie
02-05-2007, 12:24 AM
For parents who weren't allowed to have a dog as children...

Shmargin
02-05-2007, 02:50 PM
Heh....I uh....Wow...I dont remember starting this thread....

Stupid vodka.

I think I agree with myself though....

Samnmax221
02-05-2007, 03:43 PM
Heh heh heh, Didn't have to go to School today. With the combination of -20٥ and some wind chill that has managed to slip my mind, exposed skin becomes frost bitten after 5 minutes.

itchythesamurai
02-05-2007, 06:00 PM
Don't let frostbite happen to you!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Frostbite.png

Ray Jones
02-07-2007, 06:04 AM
Hey. I'm from the DDR! Behold!

itchythesamurai
02-07-2007, 08:25 AM
Seriously Ray, how many people do you expect to know that you're referring to the Deutsche Demokratische Republik?

Ray Jones
02-07-2007, 09:21 AM
Err. How many did you expect to know in your funny little wordplay, huh?

Most people should know it as German Democratic Republic, though.

itchythesamurai
02-07-2007, 04:59 PM
My ancestry is pretty much one hundred percent German. Still have some family over there, but we haven't kept in touch.

Ray Jones
02-08-2007, 10:57 AM
To avoid incest!

itchythesamurai
02-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Yeah man, German women, usually not hot.

Samnmax221
02-09-2007, 09:27 PM
What ever happened to little Eva anyway?
http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/Braun,%20Eva.jpg

itchythesamurai
02-09-2007, 10:44 PM
She died but achieved immortality through a fine piece of art.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Evabrown-by-Hitler.jpg

Ray Jones
02-10-2007, 05:36 AM
Yeah man, German women, usually not hot.Yeah, in your family, maybe. Who do you think I bang? ::

Samnmax221
02-10-2007, 02:51 PM
Yeah, in your family, maybe. Who do you think I bang? ::
http://www.millenniumcampaign.org/atf/cf/%7BD15FF017-0467-419B-823E-D6659E0CCD39%7D/merkel.jpg
Like we said Ray, not hot.

itchythesamurai
02-10-2007, 03:30 PM
Hot enough for Bush to get all touchy-feely upons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwORpJs96E&NR)

Ray Jones
02-10-2007, 03:40 PM
This is not a woman.

itchythesamurai
02-10-2007, 03:55 PM
That's exactly what I keep trying to tell everybody about RuPaul.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Rupaullive.jpg

Samnmax221
02-10-2007, 04:05 PM
OH NOES YOU'RE RIGHT!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/RuPaul.jpg

Ray Jones
02-10-2007, 04:19 PM
You guys are jerks.

itchythesamurai
02-10-2007, 10:21 PM
Ray, that's already been established several times. Still, I'm sorry to have let you down.

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 05:37 PM
You're damn right we're slacking, haven't had a post in 2 days.

Ray Jones
02-13-2007, 05:25 AM
I've been busy having sex.

What's your excuse? Been wringing the anaconda?

Samuel Dravis
02-13-2007, 05:52 AM
I hear he has two girlfriends now. One's name is Right and the other is Left. Lucky!

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 08:14 AM
Her name is Handgelina Jolie, thankyouverymuch.

Ray Jones
02-13-2007, 08:22 AM
Actually it's Cumonher D. Ass for me, nothankyouverymuch.

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 08:37 AM
Ray, I would appreciate some tips on getting some action on prom night. I already have a date and everything, but I need to seal the deal.

Ray Jones
02-13-2007, 09:02 AM
When is it?

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 05:32 PM
You're going to laugh, but I'm so not even kidding: 4/20.

Ray Jones
02-13-2007, 07:45 PM
Okay. More time then needed to make up a plan which is actually waterproof, by the very meaning of the word itself.

So, just send me 1000 bucks, and we're right on the way.




Ya?

itchythesamurai
02-14-2007, 12:28 AM
Dagnabbit, I only have about $600 on me. And that's my Wii-money.

Ray Jones
02-14-2007, 04:56 AM
Okay, that should be enough for starters. You can pay me off after I've done all the work for you, without that I know where to find you, or how to kidnap your dog.

Hm. First of all, I need more information. Her hair colour, name, age? Did you kiss her already or something? How long do you know her? Do you really like her, or do you just want to plough the acre? Did she ever say "Let's just be friends." Do you know her parents? If yes, do you like her parents (and vice versa)? If no, would you mind if her dad ever tries to shoot you in the face during daytime on the main road of your village so everybody will see it?

itchythesamurai
02-15-2007, 08:45 AM
Hm. First of all, I need more information. Her hair colour, name, age? Did you kiss her already or something? How long do you know her? Do you really like her, or do you just want to plough the acre? Did she ever say "Let's just be friends." Do you know her parents? If yes, do you like her parents (and vice versa)? If no, would you mind if her dad ever tries to shoot you in the face during daytime on the main road of your village so everybody will see it?

Dark brown, Kristina, 18. No. About six year. Either's fine. Kinda. No. N/A. Wouldn't mind.

Ray Jones
02-15-2007, 09:57 AM
Uh-huh.. *nods* .. Kristina. Hm. That alone gives you a 9% chance. But, err.. define "kinda"?

Samuel Dravis
02-15-2007, 01:53 PM
Yeah. Is it "Kinda but I can be convinced" or "kinda why don't you shut up now?"