PDA

View Full Version : Rock, Paper, Scissors


Pages : [1] 2

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 09:15 AM
I don't see this game here already, so I think I will add it. It's your basic beat-the-previous-post game.

The Rules:

1 - No posting something that can't be beaten. It's no fun if you just post "God" or "Nuclear Bomb" every time.

2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)

Example of game:
Paper
Paper Shredder
Black out
Generator
Man sticking fork in generator
Sword
etc., etc., etc....



I'll start the first item:

Spoon

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 10:36 AM
Blow Torch cuts spoon in half

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 10:40 AM
Man cuts off supply of air to the torch

Diego Varen
02-04-2007, 10:53 AM
This looks good.

A large crocodile eats the man.

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 11:09 AM
Guy with shotgun kills crocodile

MachineCult
02-04-2007, 11:14 AM
Crocodiles brother avenges crocodile by eating the guy and his shotgun.

Pottsie, nice one Re. my pax brittanica sig.

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 11:21 AM
Croc chokes on shotgun.

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 11:32 AM
Croc spits shotgun out

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 11:34 AM
Shotgun hits a rock, goes off, and kills the croc.

Sabretooth
02-04-2007, 11:35 AM
A falling boulder crushes the shotgun.

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 11:40 AM
Dynamite

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 11:43 AM
Scissors cut the fuse

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 11:47 AM
I have to say it...

Rock beats scissors. LOL!

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 11:48 AM
Paper beats rock.... :xp:

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 11:49 AM
Burn the paper with a match. (As much as I wanted to say scissors... I didn't want to make a loop. :p)

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 11:51 AM
Wind blows out flame

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 11:52 AM
Umbrella blocks the wind.

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 11:52 AM
Man closes umbrella

Daft Adidas
02-04-2007, 11:57 AM
Car drives over man

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 12:00 PM
Semi-truck smashes into car.

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 12:02 PM
A sniper kills the guy drivin the semi-truck

grievous797
02-04-2007, 12:05 PM
Gun backfires and kills the sniper.(nice game!)

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 12:06 PM
Charlie Brown eats the gun

grievous797
02-04-2007, 12:11 PM
The gun goes off in charlie browns stomach killing him

Sabretooth
02-04-2007, 12:36 PM
Acid vial smashes on gun, melting it.

Titanius Anglesmith
02-04-2007, 12:50 PM
A guy shoots at a deer but misses horribly and hits the vial instead, breaking it into a million pieces and spilling the acid everywhere.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-04-2007, 01:19 PM
The deer, seeing the oportunity, heads to the man and kicks his butt.

Diego Varen
02-04-2007, 01:29 PM
The Lion eats the deer.

Machine Cult, I like the Sig and I'm British, so I thought I'd use it, if that was alright with you. Anyway, I'm no longer Pottsie and I love Rock, Paper, Scissors.

CSI
02-04-2007, 01:31 PM
And the acid melts the deer.

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 01:51 PM
Rain washes away the acid.

Daft Adidas
02-04-2007, 01:55 PM
the sun vapourised the rain

igyman
02-04-2007, 02:04 PM
the sun goes supernova and destroys life on earth (luckily we colonized other planets by then)
The moon eclipses the sun.

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 02:13 PM
A massive storm cloud covers the eclipse

CSI
02-04-2007, 03:15 PM
The cloud was soon vaporized by the dessert on Earth.

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 03:31 PM
Healthy foods. (You said dessert. LOL!)

Daft Adidas
02-04-2007, 04:04 PM
a knife cuts the healthy foods in two!

TSR
02-04-2007, 04:18 PM
ROCK

CSI
02-04-2007, 04:21 PM
A lightning zapped the rock into oblivion.

TSR
02-04-2007, 04:26 PM
Pulls out lvl 45 (hax!!!!) Orc, closes and pwns the gates to oblivion.

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Frodo kills the Orc

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 04:40 PM
"You must be this tall to exist in this thread."

CSI
02-04-2007, 04:53 PM
This thread was closed down by mods.

Hayden Kered
02-04-2007, 04:55 PM
It was re-opened by a hacker.

TSR
02-04-2007, 05:19 PM
*throws emp grenade at hax's*

Anakin Skywalker
02-04-2007, 05:44 PM
the emp grenades blew up in the face of an elf

grievous797
02-04-2007, 06:25 PM
Grenades on belt explode.

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 07:00 PM
Who wears belts?

Ctrl Alt Del
02-04-2007, 07:21 PM
The One Ring kills Mr. Baggins.

TSR
02-04-2007, 08:18 PM
mount doom > the ring

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-04-2007, 10:03 PM
Black Hole absorbs everything. Do I win?

Mono_Giganto
02-04-2007, 10:06 PM
Nah, you just made a shot at breaking Rule #1. :p

Anyway...

mount doom

Erosion.

DarthAve
02-05-2007, 01:14 AM
grass!

CSI
02-05-2007, 01:24 AM
The sun scorched the Grass to death.

Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 02:51 AM
The Sun is destroyed by Vega.

Sabretooth
02-05-2007, 04:34 AM
Vega is sucked in by the Almighty Black (slightly purplish-silver) Hole!!

CSI
02-05-2007, 05:04 AM
It's against the rule number 1. Revise your post.

I'll start:

CSI started to use a knife and began autopsying.

Sabretooth
02-05-2007, 11:11 AM
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.

grievous797
02-05-2007, 11:43 AM
Grissom goes crazy and shoots everything

Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 12:06 PM
Grissom shoots everything including himself! :xp:

TSR
02-05-2007, 01:00 PM
A mysterious, invisible-suit ninja chops CSI's hand off.
If this was in reference to MGSI, then i believe the awesomest reply would be:
Metal gear rex stands on ninja and literally mops the floor with him, after flinging him into a wall and having an exchange of awesome quotes. :D

Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 01:30 PM
A ten kilo stone falls on the ninga.

CSI
02-05-2007, 02:28 PM
Then the ground breaks, and the stone fell down into abyss.

Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 02:32 PM
a giant slug pushed the ground back together and done a poo on it.

Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 03:22 PM
A gigantic dun beattle rolled the poo up and squashed the slug.

Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 03:23 PM
an even bigger guy (giant) squashed the beetle.

igyman
02-05-2007, 04:13 PM
Zeus fries the giant with a lightning bolt.

Hayden Kered
02-05-2007, 04:24 PM
Thor clobbers Zeus with his hammer.

Daft Adidas
02-05-2007, 04:29 PM
Belarus invented a giant zappar gun and it shot Thor and his hammer.

igyman
02-05-2007, 05:25 PM
Russia nuked Belarus.

TSR
02-05-2007, 05:51 PM
*throws potato off cliff face*

*watches russia chase it off cliff*

WINNER

Ctrl Alt Del
02-05-2007, 06:53 PM
A meteor destroy the cliff, reducing it to plains.

CSI
02-05-2007, 08:21 PM
The heat disspissled the meteor.

grievous797
02-05-2007, 09:07 PM
A ice storm gets rid of the heat

CSI
02-06-2007, 12:36 AM
A Firelord casts Volcano, and it gets rid of the storm cloud.

Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 02:08 AM
The Lady of The Lake floods the world, destroying the volcano.

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 04:15 AM
I pulled out the drain at the bottom oft he lake!

Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 04:17 AM
I put the drain back in the bottom of the lake.

CSI
02-06-2007, 04:17 AM
Suddenly a rock blocked the drain. Curse you, Topsite for the fast typing!

CSI set up a dynamite to sent the rock into oblivion.

Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 04:18 AM
Paper beats rock!

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 04:18 AM
An octupus pulled the rock out.

CSI
02-06-2007, 04:19 AM
Captain Jack Sparrow killed the octopus.

Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 04:20 AM
Another octopus killed Jack.

CSI
02-06-2007, 04:21 AM
^Now it's, eh, Orlando Bloom's turn to kill that octopus. [Topsite, the picture's link in your sig, please.]

Sabretooth
02-06-2007, 04:31 AM
^ Orlando Bloom is trampled by a thousand female fans and then machinegunned to death by members of Orlando Bloom hate club.

Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 04:40 AM
Females are killed by the Heman Woman Hater's Club, and the machine gun was destroyed by activists.

MachineCult
02-06-2007, 07:24 AM
Hong Kong police force massacre activists.

Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 07:33 AM
King Kong eats Hong Kong police force.

Sabretooth
02-06-2007, 08:10 AM
Fighter aircraft shoot down King Kong. They are all painted red, white, blue and have the words "Hollywood Remakes" painted over them.

grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:25 AM
Anti air guns take them out :D

Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 11:58 AM
A tank takes the anti air guns out.

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 12:07 PM
some sticky bombs are attatched the to the tank and BOOM!

igyman
02-06-2007, 02:17 PM
The bombs are defused by a bomb squad.

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 02:21 PM
the bomb squad dropped bombs by accident and blew themselves up.

Mono_Giganto
02-06-2007, 03:33 PM
Bombs were duds.

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 03:37 PM
Nick came along and fixed them.

Diego Varen
02-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Nick was killed by an angry mob.

Daft Adidas
02-06-2007, 05:38 PM
A angry mod (erator) killed the angry mob.

TSR
02-06-2007, 05:43 PM
*Spam factory starts to pay overtime*

Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 06:15 PM
Spam factory shuts down due to mold.

grievous797
02-06-2007, 06:35 PM
Mold is wiped out due to a explosion :D

CSI
02-06-2007, 08:40 PM
The explosion was contaminated by a shield.

TSR
02-06-2007, 09:00 PM
SPEELCHECKER PWNS ;AST 3 POSTS FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR

grievous797
02-06-2007, 09:14 PM
Computer virus destroys the word spell checker :)

Hayden Kered
02-06-2007, 09:59 PM
Geek Squad destroys computer virus.

grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:01 PM
Bomb goes off and destroys geek squad! :D

CSI
02-06-2007, 10:50 PM
The bomb's detonation spark was extinguished by a fire extinguisher.

@TSR: Stop creating new ideas...This is very annoying. Also, do you use spell checkers? If you want to say "at least", say so, don't say "ast" as "AST" I don't understand what this mean!

grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:54 PM
Bomb goes off in fire extinguisher

CSI
02-06-2007, 10:55 PM
The bomb was contaminated by Bomb Squad's protective shield. [Please no more bomb stuff...This makes my head hurt when they use bomb to create endless comboes]

grievous797
02-06-2007, 10:57 PM
Star destroyer destroys the shield generator.(sorry about the bomb thing...)

CSI
02-06-2007, 10:59 PM
[Off topic: No problem Grievous. Star Destroyer? What can destroy a star destroyer?]

Darth Sidious was thrown down in the Reactor Shaft, thus detonated the reactor, then disaster...

grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:02 PM
palpatine uses the force to come back up the reactor.

CSI
02-06-2007, 11:06 PM
Palpy was killed by Anakin Skywalker, redeemed Darth Vader. [And pls, don't make comboes]

grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:11 PM
Star destroyer explodes killing anakin.

CSI
02-06-2007, 11:13 PM
It was shot down by land-based Ion Beam Cannon.

grievous797
02-06-2007, 11:16 PM
A a-wing crashes into the cannon,destroying it.

CSI
02-07-2007, 12:25 AM
A Sith Infiltrator (Darth Vader's) destroyed the A-wing prior to its crash landing.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:26 AM
X-wing destroys the infilitrator

CSI
02-07-2007, 12:28 AM
Suddenly an Astromech on X-wing accidently hit "Self-Destruct" button.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:29 AM
pilot shoots the astromech with his blaster pistol

Sabretooth
02-07-2007, 12:55 AM
Pilot crashes into an well-painted Star Destroyer.

Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 04:03 AM
the paint was really hot and the star destroyer melted.

CSI
02-07-2007, 05:26 AM
Then the paint was dissipled when the star destroyer's reactor exploded.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 10:28 AM
then it got cold and the paint froze.

Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 12:17 PM
someone was sweating so much the universe got hot again, very hot.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:24 PM
a meteor hits the person who was sweating. :D

Daft Adidas
02-07-2007, 12:35 PM
a rhino pushes the meteor away.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:36 PM
Poacher kills the rhino

Diego Varen
02-07-2007, 12:50 PM
An angry rhino kills the poacher.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 12:55 PM
Rhino dies from heart attack

Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 01:14 PM
A horse walk over his heart.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 01:20 PM
an explosion kills the horse.

CSI
02-07-2007, 01:43 PM
The gas leak was stopped, and the explosion was prevented prior to its occuring.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 01:44 PM
Whoever stops the leak, stops it using a gas barrel. Another explosion occurs.

igyman
02-07-2007, 01:55 PM
The two explosions cancel each other out.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 02:07 PM
due to the explosions the earth explodes and hurling everything off the planet.

MachineCult
02-07-2007, 02:26 PM
All these explosions has ruined this thread, and ^^^ that is just plain stupid.

So, Rock.

Mono_Giganto
02-07-2007, 05:08 PM
Hammer

(Thanks for restarting it.)

Ctrl Alt Del
02-07-2007, 06:32 PM
Concrete breaks hammer

CSI
02-07-2007, 08:38 PM
Mice make holes on concrete.

grievous797
02-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Pours new concrete.(I sincerly apologize to posters of this topic I could not think of any thing else, again I apologize.)

Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 02:34 AM
^ Concrete does not solidify. That is when we realise that it is not concrete, it is Evil Mutant Sludge from the Biogas Plant of Doom!!! (ahem) The EMSftBPoD!!! rises up and screams so loudly, we hear thunderous applause from the community of Monster Screaming Critics Society.

TSR
02-08-2007, 04:57 AM
*STERILE HAMMER OF BOVINE DOOM!!!!!*

Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 05:32 AM
*OHMYMOTHER****INGWHAMMM!!!!!* (sorry, couldn't resist. Ignore this post. :D )

TSR
02-08-2007, 08:24 AM
legend

Samuel Dravis
02-08-2007, 09:01 AM
History. TAKE THAT, LANCELOT!

Sabretooth
02-08-2007, 10:24 AM
Change of calendar system to Aztec Calendar. :xp:

TSR
02-09-2007, 04:54 AM
INVADING FORCE KILLS AZTECS

Rabish Bini
02-09-2007, 06:04 AM
Invading forces kill the invading forces who invaded the Aztecs.

Sabretooth
02-09-2007, 11:36 AM
Awesome rocket-firing machinegun (under operation by a cliched army sergeant, smoking a fat cigar) rains hell on invading forces.

Mono_Giganto
02-09-2007, 03:47 PM
Poor sergeant, he can't fire the gun today because he has lung cancer. :(

Daft Adidas
02-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Dr. Nick gives him medicine!

grievous797
02-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Homer Simpson runs over Dr. Nick killing him :D

CSI
02-10-2007, 01:08 AM
Marg Simpson slapped him and dragged him home

igyman
02-10-2007, 02:01 PM
Grandpa comes and bores Marge and Homer to death.

Samuel Dravis
02-10-2007, 08:29 PM
Grandpa gets abducted by monstrous aliens!

MachineCult
02-11-2007, 01:36 PM
Man unplugs TV because he is sick of the Simpsons.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-11-2007, 03:10 PM
Man dies from heart attack.

grievous797
02-11-2007, 08:23 PM
Paramedics revive him

Ctrl Alt Del
02-11-2007, 08:36 PM
A new heartattack kills the man again. The paramedics, shocked, die too.

grievous797
02-11-2007, 08:40 PM
Dr. Frakenstien revives him

MachineCult
02-11-2007, 08:55 PM
The monster that Frankenstein created kills him.

grievous797
02-11-2007, 08:59 PM
The villagers kill the monster

MachineCult
02-11-2007, 09:17 PM
The villagers are wiped out by the plague.

Samuel Dravis
02-11-2007, 09:52 PM
The plague mutates into more humans and then infects itself with frankenstein's precious bodily fluids, thereby becoming communists.

grievous797
02-11-2007, 10:41 PM
America nukes the communists

CSI
02-12-2007, 12:12 AM
Eh, Lex in "Superman Returns" "grows" an island and sank America.

Sabretooth
02-12-2007, 05:08 AM
Island has no solid base below it's surface, and it submerges, thereby causing a huge tsunami that wipes out all islands smaller than New Zealand.

MachineCult
02-12-2007, 07:38 AM
^^^ How the f*ck do you follow that?

Dr. Sam Beckett quantum leaps to 30 minutes before the tsunami happens and prevents it at the last second.

grievous797
02-12-2007, 12:28 PM
Sam Beckett gets shot by idiots in his lab.

HK-42
02-12-2007, 04:59 PM
snakes bite idiots with deadly venom.

Diego Varen
02-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Some other idiot sets snake on fire accidently.

CSI
02-12-2007, 11:51 PM
The fire was put out by a fire Extinguisher.

grievous797
02-13-2007, 12:08 AM
The pressure in the fire extinguisher builds and causes it to explode.

Samuel Dravis
02-13-2007, 12:10 AM
The explosion puts out the fire anyway.

grievous797
02-13-2007, 12:12 AM
A pyromaniac gets a box of matches :D Chaos and fires ensue.

MachineCult
02-13-2007, 08:42 AM
Psychiatrist cures the pyromaniacs love of fire.

TSR
02-13-2007, 10:27 AM
Psychiatrist gets stabbed by a p[atient repeatedly with a dirty needle

Ctrl Alt Del
02-13-2007, 02:31 PM
Nurse cleans the dirty needle, thereby transforming it into a Clean Needle, which grants you +10 of attack and... :lol:

CSI
02-13-2007, 03:47 PM
^Played too much WoW.

And the nurse was murdered by an overlord [See CAD's avatar]

Ctrl Alt Del
02-13-2007, 04:14 PM
Soul Edge (my sword) posseses my body.

grievous797
02-13-2007, 10:38 PM
Cryptosporidium 112 uses a disintigration ray on Ctrl_Alt_Del.Yes I have been playing too much destroy all humans.

Ferc Kast
02-14-2007, 12:02 AM
Lightsaber kills Cryptosporidium 112.

CSI
02-14-2007, 12:07 AM
The Lightsaber is out of power.

Ferc Kast
02-14-2007, 12:18 AM
The hidden extension cord comes out of the 'saber, and plugs into an outlet.

Sabretooth
02-14-2007, 02:14 AM
Edward Scissorhands cuts the cord.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 11:40 AM
a plane crashes on top on edward scissorhands.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 01:02 PM
The plane is ripped apart (duh).

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 01:03 PM
Crazy gamer defecates in pilot's mouth.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 01:14 PM
Crazy gamer gets shot by a sniper.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 01:15 PM
sniper is struck by lightning.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-14-2007, 03:09 PM
Sun rises and thunderstorm vanishes.

Ferc Kast
02-14-2007, 03:41 PM
Clouds hide the sun.

MachineCult
02-14-2007, 05:17 PM
Giant fan blows the clouds away.

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 06:50 PM
Crazy gamer becomes zombie and defecates zombie s**t all over the big fan.

Titanius Anglesmith
02-14-2007, 06:59 PM
A janitor cleans the zombie s**t off the fan.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 07:29 PM
janitor goes insane.

CSI
02-14-2007, 08:34 PM
A Mental institute got the Janitor and shut him into a room.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 09:29 PM
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:

MachineCult
02-14-2007, 09:32 PM
The terminator breaks him out of the institution :twogun:
The sight of the terminator scares the janitor to death as he thinks that the terminator has come back to kill him like he did years ago.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 09:35 PM
^most impressive :D
Dr.Silberman makes a deal with the grim reaper to get him back

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 09:58 PM
Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies.

grievous797
02-14-2007, 10:09 PM
Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain.

Sabretooth
02-15-2007, 02:22 AM
Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie.

Johnpp
02-15-2007, 05:15 AM
Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head.

Sabretooth
02-15-2007, 07:33 AM
Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways.

grievous797
02-15-2007, 11:16 AM
It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates.

Sabretooth
02-16-2007, 01:21 AM
The Flood is shot all the way to Earth.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-16-2007, 06:03 AM
50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%...

Ferc Kast
02-17-2007, 01:41 AM
The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity.

grievous797
02-17-2007, 08:09 PM
The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-17-2007, 08:13 PM
The Ark is destroyed due to the heat.

grievous797
02-17-2007, 09:22 PM
Ice age comes and destroys the heat

CSI
02-18-2007, 12:41 AM
The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age.

Sabretooth
02-18-2007, 03:18 AM
A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 10:23 AM
New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms.

grievous797
02-18-2007, 12:29 PM
Heat kills the microrganisms

Halo_92
02-18-2007, 12:31 PM
A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-18-2007, 12:49 PM
Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart.

Sabretooth
02-19-2007, 03:50 AM
A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour.

igyman
02-19-2007, 04:12 AM
There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 06:51 AM
The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works!

MachineCult
02-19-2007, 09:43 AM
A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it.

Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 10:47 AM
The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 11:51 AM
Clone trooper dies from old age.

MachineCult
02-19-2007, 02:11 PM
Medical science prevents death from old age.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-19-2007, 04:10 PM
Medical science is proved to be A FAKE! There's only the Force.

CSI
02-19-2007, 09:22 PM
Darth Nihilus wanted to consume the Force.

Ferc Kast
02-19-2007, 11:00 PM
Darth Nihilus is killed by Darth Traya, aka "hard-living".

CSI
02-20-2007, 01:25 AM
Darth Traya was slammed on the wall by Darth Sion.

Sabretooth
02-20-2007, 05:51 AM
Jedi Exiles owns Darth Sion.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 02:41 PM
Revan pwnz The Exile.

Mono_Giganto
02-20-2007, 03:39 PM
Revan is "pwned," as many of you put it, by the lack of a third game in the KotOR series.

grievous797
02-20-2007, 06:46 PM
Crazy gamer(me)creates kotor 3.

Mono_Giganto
02-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Lawsuit.

grievous797
02-20-2007, 08:00 PM
all lawyers die suddenly and the lawsuit does not go through.(Seemingly someone took shakespears quote literally...)

DarthAve
02-20-2007, 08:01 PM
Zombie lawyers.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-20-2007, 08:52 PM
Jill kills all them on Racoon City.

DarthAve
02-20-2007, 09:22 PM
Jill tumbles down the hill, impaling herself on a fence.

Ferc Kast
02-20-2007, 10:03 PM
The fence is sliced by Revan's lightsaber.

grievous797
02-20-2007, 11:05 PM
Revens lightsaber malfunctions and self destructs

Sabretooth
02-21-2007, 04:53 AM
Revan uses Anti-lightsaber, Cortosis-Weaved Gloves. Made in Dantooine.

grievous797
02-21-2007, 11:49 AM
Death star destroys Dantooine thinking its a rebel base along with the factory for the gloves.

igyman
02-21-2007, 05:38 PM
Death Star's main reactor overloads and it destroys itself.

grievous797
02-21-2007, 06:38 PM
A star destroyer picks up the pieces, builds new death star.

Ctrl Alt Del
02-21-2007, 06:39 PM
Calrissian destroys it.

Sabretooth
02-22-2007, 01:20 AM
Racist beats up Calrissian.

CSI
02-22-2007, 04:32 AM
The Racist mob was surpressed by Riot Police.

Sabretooth
02-22-2007, 09:07 AM
Martial Law is declared. The military takes over.

grievous797
02-22-2007, 01:36 PM
Bugs bunny appears chaos ensues...

Ctrl Alt Del
02-22-2007, 01:54 PM
A black duck (yeah, HIM!) appears. Discussion follows.