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Davinq
02-05-2007, 11:11 PM
When that mushy day comes (At which point I will blissfully be out of the country) This thread is where we shall celebrate all those that don't like Valentine's Day.

Get to it!

grievous797
02-07-2007, 09:33 PM
Heck, I hate valentines day. I remember those stupid parties when you HAVE to give every annoying person in the class a valentine. That was years ago.(God I feel old...) Now im in home schooling and pretty much cast off from the girls so... I definatly hate valentines day...

martmeister
02-07-2007, 09:36 PM
Die V-Day, die!

Samnmax221
02-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Lets not make this all Emo now, Smon is *Erm dead, so I'm a mod now.

martmeister
02-07-2007, 09:53 PM
Okay. Why, God, why!!!? Can't I get a hot, intelligent, and financially sound girlfriend that's between 20 and 30 years old?! Okay, I'll settle for a fair to at least decently good looking, at least partially college-educated, woman in that age range with some money-mindedness.

Samnmax221
02-07-2007, 09:54 PM
Thats it B& time!

Miss_Mayhem
02-07-2007, 11:17 PM
Asking a girl out and/or snagging one for the purpose of being taken V-day is very messed up. Dont pump up your search or settle just because that day is coming up. You should wait and keep your options open while mantaining standards. If you have no one on V-day, oh well. NOBODY should fault you for it just because you decided to hold out instead of going for the bipolar nutjob down the block who doesn't even comb her hair. If someone tries, smack 'em upside the head and remind them how boring and screwed up their rushed valentine is.

King Dando
02-08-2007, 07:57 AM
I remember those stupid parties when you HAVE to give every annoying person in the class a valentine.

*shudders*

Samnmax221
02-08-2007, 06:01 PM
I'm sure Jmac could tell us all about it, amirite?

Grey Master
02-08-2007, 07:51 PM
Valentines just another day, so theres nothing special about it.

zelda 41
02-08-2007, 08:12 PM
i'm helping a friend find a boyfriend. maybe i should look into the single guys i like.

Poopdogjr
02-08-2007, 10:11 PM
I am going to find a real live human heart and consume it to gain it's powers. That's what Valentines day is REALLY about.

Samnmax221
02-08-2007, 10:15 PM
You filthy man stealer!!!

Davinq
02-08-2007, 11:52 PM
I am going to find a real live human heart and consume it to gain it's powers. That's what Valentines day is REALLY about.
AMEN BRUDDA.

On another note, this thread should have more posts than the Pro-Valentine's thread made by Halo.

Miss_Mayhem
02-08-2007, 11:57 PM
Spam.

BongoBob
02-09-2007, 01:12 AM
With or without rice?

St. Jimmy
02-09-2007, 01:20 AM
On toast.

Smon
02-09-2007, 03:41 AM
Lets not make this all Emo now, Smon is *Erm dead, so I'm a mod now.
Why do people keep thinking I'm dead? My family is just all gung-ho on "social interaction" so I've been limited, but I try to visit daily at least.

Also, I don't care either way for V-Day. But as usual, it's time to play...

LEFT AND RIGHT!

From the left:Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by Hallmark, don't let anything as irreputable as history tell you otherwise.

From the right:V-Day is okay, just don't involve VD or gays.

akimi_hime
02-09-2007, 06:44 AM
Ew, people. :/

Good thing is, I get to make anti-Valentine's cards for my TSA to sell, and the principal (IhateherIhateherIhateher) thinks they're the normal, mushy kind.

I want to see the expression on her face when she sees "I wish you were a piņata" on a postcard in her inbox.

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 12:52 PM
On another note, this thread should have more posts than the Pro-Valentine's thread made by Halo.

meh, I've got a few almost record holders under my belt.


GO ahead, I'll even help ya out.

Psychochaos3
02-09-2007, 04:22 PM
I see no reason in an entire day devoted to the weaker emotions.

But, then again my heart is corrupted by darkness.

zelda 41
02-09-2007, 04:49 PM
but it's soooo much fun.


i plan on buying candies for friends, buying me a pink outfit, and getting some emo songs for my ipod my mom got me like....... i don't know.

KandieKane231
02-09-2007, 07:56 PM
Ok well i am still trying to find my valentine...Zelda said that some one might be my valentine but I cant remember his name..Zelda..PLEASE TELL ME HIS NAME!

itchythesamurai
02-09-2007, 08:34 PM
"Then you wake up and it's the grayest day you've ever seen! And the next day, it's even grayer! And that's usually Valentine's Day, and that's the day you look at your wrists and go, 'Hey, maybe I should slit 'em to see color!'" - Lewis Black

grievous797
02-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Good thing is, I get to make anti-Valentine's cards for my TSA to sell, and the principal (IhateherIhateherIhateher) thinks they're the normal, mushy kind.

I want to see the expression on her face when she sees "I wish you were a piņata" on a postcard in her inbox.

Dang, you took my idea.

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 10:53 PM
There should be a LAW against V-Day! IT'S JUST NOT MORAL, PEOPLE!!!

grievous797
02-09-2007, 10:56 PM
Well, I know im cursed now... I tried to ask a girl to a dance and that day oh a few months ago just about to ask her the next day I got thrown down stairsteps and jerked out of school:firemad: As you can see by my emo im pretty ticked off.

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 11:10 PM
Wow. Sucks to be you. I almost asked this one guy out but just as I was gonna talk to him, he snatched this one chick out of nowhere and started making out with her. I moved after that. *sniffles*

grievous797
02-09-2007, 11:15 PM
HOLY [ouch that hurts bad] did THAT happen?! By the way im not ticked off because of going to homeschooling, I love it :D

Davinq
02-10-2007, 12:10 AM
Hey you! Star Wars person! Leave the RD before it's too late!

Miss_Mayhem
02-10-2007, 01:04 AM
No, we must welcome those brave enough to dare venture into these uncharted, unmodded regions!

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Just know that once you arrive, there is no turning back... *cue dramatic music*

grievous797
02-10-2007, 12:02 PM
Yeah I had a feeling there...

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:05 PM
Prepare to be uber-pwned 'til your brains fall out! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

grievous797
02-10-2007, 12:22 PM
Wow, im so scared.

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:25 PM
You should be. What do you think happened to the rest of us?

grievous797
02-11-2007, 07:24 PM
Um, I really dont know but I dont want to find out

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 12:28 AM
Too bad =(

Davinq
02-12-2007, 12:32 AM
This thread is more than 50 posts behind the pro-valentine's thread! Cmon guys, make some spam!

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 12:51 AM
spam

Halo_92
02-12-2007, 01:35 PM
....on bread that is toasted with cranberry jelly on top with cherry foam.

grievous797
02-13-2007, 08:29 PM
uh guys I just realized something...*looks at watch* Holy *beep* we got 3 hours and 32 minutes till 12:01 PM...Valentines day... GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Hurry up and post guys!

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 08:54 PM
Enough of this EMO crap, I may not like the Holiday but I don't whine about it constantly.

grievous797
02-13-2007, 08:59 PM
Im not "whining" im asking people to post before this topic becomes void.

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 09:24 PM
O RLY?

grievous797
02-13-2007, 09:25 PM
thats it im not coming back to this part of the forum AGAIN! I was trying to be nice but this is war!

Davinq
02-13-2007, 09:43 PM
Yayzers. Star Wars kiddos are gone.

Nozers. Another friend on our forbidden island is forever lost to us.

Seriously guys, post more here, need more posts than the pro-v-day thread by tomorrow!!!

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 09:48 PM
I like boobs, but chicks ruin them by piercing them, thats just ****ed up.

Davinq
02-13-2007, 09:51 PM
I concur. Self-bodily mutilation of the human epidermis is unappreciated by most males.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 09:24 AM
No school today :( DDD: = ( ;o;

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 10:03 AM
You are lucky, no school on this day, the BEST DAY TO BE SINGLE, VALENTINES!!!!

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 10:18 AM
>.< STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! THIS SUCKS DUMB 4 FEET OF SNOW!!!!!!!! JORDON PROBABLY FELL IN IT AND SANK IN IT

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 10:21 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S ZELDA!!!!!!

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 10:23 AM
>...................< I'm emo now.

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 10:30 AM
WELCOME TO DA CLUB!
:Edit: Have some Panda pictures!
http://art.slimemansion.com/commissions/pandas.gif

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 11:14 AM
OMG CUTENESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not emo now

turtlefreak
02-14-2007, 08:50 PM
Ah, the Singles Awareness Day (SAD). I hate today. Mayhem and I got guys by the you're-mine-now-bitch method and I guess it worked. It's a freakin' comercial holiday! You should love and cherish each other everyday! Not really. Anyone actually have something planned?

Davinq
02-15-2007, 12:49 AM
Well I've decided that I've been a sourpuss about Valentine's day because I'm prejudiced due to my current single-ness.