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Davinq
02-09-2007, 10:15 PM
Inadverdently inspired by TSR, and directly inspired by the season this thread is where you can propose to that eye candy forumite of yours, and you can be mawwied!

Valid for this month only.

Example:

Mayhem: ZOMG DAVINQ WILL U MAWWY ME?

Davinq: YES TOTALLY NOW WE'RE MAWWIED W00T!

Haha. Get to it weasels!

Samnmax221
02-09-2007, 10:20 PM
Marriage is stupid, I plan on living free, forever. Now to find some chicks who don't mind casual guys, with casual cocks.

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 10:20 PM
WTF IS THIS?

MOTHA F**A! BETTER F**KIN GET THIS F**KIN S**T OUT OF THIS MODA F**KIN PLACE U MODDA F**KIN B**H P***K!

Davinq
02-09-2007, 10:25 PM
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:

itchythesamurai
02-09-2007, 10:25 PM
So does that mean I can't propose to Eric anymore?

Davinq
02-09-2007, 10:30 PM
I only said that to end the derogatory posts. By all means you are allowed to propose to Eric.

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 10:33 PM
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:

I noticed yor custom title says "Forum Playboy"



Does this mean u like playin with little boys?

Davinq
02-09-2007, 10:36 PM
www.playboy.com

-_-

^ I payed the copyright toll Mayhem , i can legally use that face, correct?

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 10:46 PM
Marriage has been made such a big deal recently. It should be something meaningful, not big and flashy.... So, anyone wanna be nice and "marry" me?

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 10:48 PM
Sure.

Wil you "MAWWY" me?

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 10:55 PM
Deal.

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 11:00 PM
Cool.

Where do you wanna go on the honeymoon? I was thinkin the Starwars forums.

turtlefreak
02-09-2007, 11:06 PM
Okay.
I've always imagined Belize but me thinks that will work.

Davinq
02-09-2007, 11:30 PM
Mayhem marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Halo_92
02-09-2007, 11:33 PM
can I be your best man?

You can be mine.

Davinq
02-09-2007, 11:37 PM
Yeh cool.

Davinq
02-09-2007, 11:39 PM
...If Mayhem accepts, of course.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-10-2007, 12:00 AM
aki & jmac 2gether 4evar <3

Miss_Mayhem
02-10-2007, 12:56 AM
Sure, Dav, it'll be an e-marriage that'll end in a vicious e-divorce and there will be e-lawsuits since you never wrote an e-prenupt and I will get 50% of your -ethings.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-10-2007, 01:20 AM
shuttup u money grubbing whore i am his lawyer ok i will hit u wit a bat irl if u do dat

Samnmax221
02-10-2007, 01:25 AM
shuttup u money grubbing whore i am his lawyer ok i will hit u wit a bat irl if u do dat
What he means is: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours.

KingCheez
02-10-2007, 01:44 AM
Samnmax you rule for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas references





jmac

will you marry me JMAC WILL YOU MARRY ME!?

Smon
02-10-2007, 01:50 AM
Smon: Will you marry me?

Smon: Oh yes, of course.

GAY/INCEST/PRIDE! WOO!

...don't you dare re-arrange that. It's bad enough already.

KingCheez
02-10-2007, 01:52 AM
smon youre just masturbating its no big achievement

jmac does it AAALLLL the time trust me

St. Jimmy
02-10-2007, 01:54 AM
Ho Ly ****. Smon, you too, celebrate Wintereenmas? BROTHER! COME HERE AND WE SHALL GAME UNTILL OUR FINGERS FALL OFF!

Smon
02-10-2007, 05:11 AM
Ho Ly ****. Smon, you too, celebrate Wintereenmas? BROTHER! COME HERE AND WE SHALL GAME UNTILL OUR FINGERS FALL OFF!
Well you're a bit late in both noticing and celebrating, but I appreciate the spirit!

TSR
02-10-2007, 07:36 AM
DAVIN YOU BASTARD, IT WAS MEANT TO BE US


can you, me and mayhem have a three-way?

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 07:47 AM
i plan on stayin single. nooooooooo marrige

Klia
02-10-2007, 08:20 AM
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:

Lol

Lesbians.

martmeister
02-10-2007, 10:00 AM
I still need to fall in love with the right woman first before I can consider marriage. And there's all them loans to start paying off before I even consider (at least) partially financially supporting another.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:01 AM
hmmm, i still need a bf. i'll look at school, i guess

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 11:19 AM
Just so you know Halo, I might ask some one out at school for Valentines day so don't feel bad just because you aren't the only guy in my life. I still love you. *gives e-hug*

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:30 AM
you LOVE him???? wow, drama.

i want e-hugs guys :(

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 11:34 AM
*gives Zelda an e-hug.* happy? Oh, Halo, don't get jealous.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:38 AM
yay huggles.

Ooooo lets all have a vote: Should i go back out with dale?

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 11:44 AM
Please refresh me memory. Who is this Dale person you speak of? is he hawt?

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 11:47 AM
ummmm, half n half. he was an ex boyfriend

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:00 PM
Okay, time to play Psychologist. *yay. puts on important looking glasses and pulls out clipboard*
Okay. so why do you want to go out with thim again? what did you see in him the first time? does he seem interested in you? what is he like?

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 12:08 PM
umm, he suposivly likes me again and we seem......... okay together

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:16 PM
Then go for it! For get the crap that happened in the past and use valentine's day as some lame excuse to get with him again. By all means, try it!







*disclaimer: Turtlefreak is not responsible at all for any mis-haps that may occur while taking her advice. Please be aware that she has been wrong before and things usually have turned out so that some one gets shot. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!*

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 12:23 PM
yeh, but i like someone else. AND HE'S GOING OUT WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!!!

Kandie knows who.

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 12:36 PM
Okay then. Let him run his course with your friend and then if you are interested, snatch him while he's free. for now, work on that other guy. PROBLEM SOLVED!

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 03:38 PM
hmmm, that might work. they break up like once a week


.....if morgan doesn't open her goddam mouth about it. she assumes too much.

Me: Hey Morgan, guess what?
Her: OMG YOURE ASKING JORDON OUT???? HEY EVERYBODY!!!1
*slaps my face*

Samnmax221
02-10-2007, 03:41 PM
Whats going on?

Davinq
02-10-2007, 04:09 PM
DAVIN YOU BASTARD, IT WAS MEANT TO BE US


can you, me and mayhem have a three-way?

Well, I donít wanna deal with a lawsuit with Mayhem, so Iím dumping her. Twill be us 4eva! :D

Lol

Lesbians.

Dude, lesbians are tight! I sit across from one in health, and she's the shiznit.

Davinq
02-10-2007, 04:10 PM
Nothing on you Mayhem, ur still tite and all, but I'm scaredified of lawsuits and politics and loozing my e-$...

We can still be friends, mm?

turtlefreak
02-10-2007, 04:56 PM
Mayhem will slap you silly, Dav. I as her lawyer, do the same.

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 05:44 PM
Poopdog, I know you won't marry me, so it's pointless.

KingCheez
02-10-2007, 09:12 PM
ave there is NOTHING as romantic as a gunpoint wedding you will never forget it ok

Poopdogjr
02-10-2007, 09:23 PM
Ave, Ave, Ave, we have discussed this before. I would marry you if we were mildly close in age. Which isn't the case. Wait until your legal. Then we can do whatever you want. Even stay up late and play battleship!

I am sure that if not on here in the RD forums, that wherever you are guys are swooning over you. Marry them and take 'em for all their worth!

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 10:33 PM
I just want an internet husband. And what if I'm lying about my age so the rapist can come get me? What if I'm actually a cop sitting outside jmac's window waiting for reinforcements to arrive before I bust him?

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 10:51 AM
That would be so awesome. :)

Miss_Mayhem
02-11-2007, 04:02 PM
Tch, fine Dav! We can be friends but for dumping me you are now obligated to buy me pizza at my whim.

Davinq
02-11-2007, 05:39 PM
Okay... where shall we buy said pizza?

TSR
02-11-2007, 06:54 PM
My house, darling


MM, you can always be my bit on the side if ya want ;)

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 07:12 PM
"Nobody's gay for Moleman." :(

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 12:24 AM
We will get pizza in Italy, sadly I am short on fundage- so you must provide the plane tickets as well as the rental cars. It will be a most excellent lunch, and then we will fly to japan for dinner. Of course, you aren't used to jetlag so you will be asleep and I will be left alone to dine on the sushi with hot japanese boys. When you wake up, you will unfortunately have been mugged and as such I will have to pull some favors with my new bf (the reining DDR king) to fly us home in time for breakfast.

Davinq
02-12-2007, 12:35 AM
i'm a fukking multi-bujillionaire guys! Planes on me!

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 12:53 AM
Yayzerz! Marry me, Dav.

TSR
02-12-2007, 04:37 AM
DON'T COME CRAWLING BACK WHEN YOU REALISE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MULTI-BUJILLIONAIRE. ARE MY BILLIONS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Halo_92
02-12-2007, 01:26 PM
Dude, lesbians are tight! I sit across from one in health, and she's the shiznit.

Yeah did you ever tape her in action for me like I asked?

Halo_92
02-12-2007, 01:29 PM
I just want an internet husband. And what if I'm lying about my age so the rapist can come get me? What if I'm actually a cop sitting outside jmac's window waiting for reinforcements to arrive before I bust him?

Hey you can be my other wife!

There are no laws about e-polygamy.

It'll be kinda like we are friends but I just buy you and Turtle expensive e-stuff!!!

EDIT:I double-posted becasue I saw a opurtuntity and took it.

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 06:22 PM
YAYZERS JORDENS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!!! Time to make my move *phones him*

Davinq
02-12-2007, 06:56 PM
Yeah did you ever tape her in action for me like I asked?
Aw **** mate, I forgot, sorry. I'd better get it this week, she's moving over midwinter break. :(

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 12:53 AM
Yeah, You better f**kin' hurry the f**k up and get that s**t taped!

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 07:35 AM
Women of RD, for future reference, this is what a real man looks like:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/Jay_J_Armes.jpg/600px-Jay_J_Armes.jpg

TSR
02-13-2007, 11:05 AM
I concur

Miss_Mayhem
02-13-2007, 06:15 PM
Halo said e-polygamy is OK, so I can be your girl on the side, TSR. As long as you buy me shiny mettalic objects like earrings and gum-wrappers.

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 06:25 PM
God, we're not gonna have school tomarrow at the rate it's snowing. How do I give Jordon my gift???

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 07:04 PM
e-mail a picture of it saying "let's be lovers and sing End of the Tour together."

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 07:06 PM
I don't know his email T.T This sux

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 07:15 PM
I'll be using Valentines day to support the best ship ever.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/8350/olwiewu2.png

"At the end of the tourrrrr. When the road dissapeerssss..."

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 07:30 PM
..........kayyyyy. you do that ave. is there snow in ohio yet? my teacher's son is trying to get from ohio state basket ball place from there.

Davinq
02-13-2007, 09:41 PM
I already had snow. All 8 days off of school of it. :D

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 10:27 PM
I already had snow. All 8 days off of school of it. :D

Ahh, Good times, Good times.

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 10:32 PM
If it hits against your penis where the hammer has been attached it cannot pass the pleasant one time.

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 10:34 PM
Get out.

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 10:45 PM
But the halo do not know you that, I are progress of the taps?

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 11:31 PM
Taps always makes me think of funerals. = (

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 11:37 PM
The Daxflame is convenient the hero. He the I social specialty is what in you whom it talks. Me pro it sells and pro it markets the accessories which it sells.

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 11:51 PM
I don't care, just leave.

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 11:55 PM
My feeling harms you not to know what this is does occur when you sever the Caucasian?

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 11:56 PM
You cut your penius off?

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 09:22 AM
TAPS makes me think of Ghost Hunters. Ooooo, sooooooooo awesome.