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zelda 41
02-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Dear Abby,

Hello bitch, how are you? Oh wait, I DON'T CARE. I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay. Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Anyway, I read the RPG. Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!? I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!! Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....

So hott,

Dark

Well, that's a letter from her. What do you think? I had to copy/paste it from the email so it didn't show our email addresses and it screwed up a bit.

I say she's still a slut. :)

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 10:40 PM
I say you respond like this.

Dear Dark,

I got your letter. It's so lovely to hear from you again after so long. I've been busy flaming you and talking to Darth. Oh, I forgot to mention. Darth was the one who got you banned in the first place, so you could still post here, but she felt you couldn't. I hope you are enjoying life, and I miss you dearly.

kisskiss,
Zelda.

P.S. Go screw.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 10:43 PM
i told her about the ban and she was........mad.

she said she'd get revenge.

DarthAve
02-10-2007, 10:46 PM
Tell her to post. I SOOOO want to see what revenge she has planned.

zelda 41
02-10-2007, 10:52 PM
kay, i'll write a letter tommarow

Das Mole
02-10-2007, 11:10 PM
tell her she can't have any of my goodz.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-10-2007, 11:10 PM
I'm going to ask Niner if he'll unban her brb.

Davinq
02-11-2007, 12:18 AM
tell her she can't have any of my Goodies.

Fix'd XD

Srsly, she might come back? I'd love to pull a couple disses in her face, never actually met the whore.

Miss_Mayhem
02-11-2007, 02:07 AM
We dont want to disconnect her from her ISP, just get her banned from RD permanently.

Good times ... good times ...

Smon
02-11-2007, 03:47 AM
Dear Abby,

Hello bitch, how are you? Oh wait, I DON'T CARE. I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay. Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Anyway, I read the RPG. Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!? I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!! Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....

So hott,

Dark

My response:
Dear User,

Thank you for enjoying our product! We are glad we have your support and would like to hear more from you in the future! Please, continue using our products and biproducts, and even triproducts if you're into that! We appreciate your input and will take it into account next time we consider bankruptcy!

Signed,
LiveJournal Management.

martmeister
02-11-2007, 09:07 AM
Whoa. I'm lost on this. I haven't received any emails, but out of curiosity, how many has she harassed?

Smon
02-11-2007, 09:51 AM
Just Zelda. Also I want to pick apart this letter.
Dear Abby,
...Abby? Huh... weird.
Hello bitch, how are you?
Fine cocksu-
Oh wait, I DON'T CARE.
...oh.
I'm just writing you back because I'm bored, okay.
Positive social behaviour if ever I've seen it!
Don't think I like you guys or somthing like that.
Sorry, we did do a lot to you like banning you for being a bitch, I can see how that was unfair.
Anyway, I read the RPG.
You don't understand! I was young and needed the money!
Yeah, I HATE YOU SLUT!!!!
I hate you, you slut. I mean, just Slut sounds too formal.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!?!?
Okay, I'll insult you like this:COCKSUCKING****MONGERBITCHSPITEFULHATEFULLOAT HSOMECREATURE That better?
I'M FREAKING WORTH MORE THAN YOU!!!!!
Your amazing vocabulary and politeness demonstrate this very well.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE THIS WEBSITE EVEN MORE?!?!
We didn't start the fire. But we like to keep it going.
By the way, I bet you don't know what my second file is on there YOU IDIOT!!!!
I bet you don't know what my River City Ransom stats are YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe if you keep sending me letters, I'll tell you who.....
As much as I would love to expose your charade, whichever tactful and dignified disguise you are using to go under my radar, I like it better than your regular identity.
So hott,
And yet cannot spell it.
Dark
Glad you're not in denial about that whole princess thing anymore.

Edit:Just a hunch, but I have an odd feeling about this one... (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=174915)

Honestly, you're not very good at covering your tracks are you?

Psychochaos3
02-11-2007, 10:36 AM
I hate Dark because she's racist against Asians and Blacks. I did not make that up to give me a reason to flame the bitch.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 11:06 AM
She seems like such a whore bag. Why does she keep coming back to bother you guys? It's over!

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 01:03 PM
Zelda does she have an e-mail???

If so, give me it!!!

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 02:33 PM
Smon, she's not kandie. kandie is one of my school friends. trust me on that.

anyway, i can't post her email cause she'd flip and probly spam me for a year.

WAIT I GOT AN IDEA!!!! You guys write the letter and I'll send it.

milo
02-11-2007, 03:49 PM
Ask Dark if she will sleep with me.

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 03:55 PM
Maybe she'll keep your prostate warm.
http://www.mtn.org/quack/devices/images/1918lg.jpg

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 03:58 PM
WTF is that?

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 04:04 PM
Its a prostate warmer, you stick it up you ass! It keeps your prostate warm!!

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 04:11 PM
Do you have one of those or something? Sounds painful...

Grey Master
02-11-2007, 04:53 PM
I don't know her, but she sounds like a bitch. And do as Ave says, that will drive her crazy.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 05:05 PM
I drive myself crazy sometimes. True story

Davinq
02-11-2007, 05:42 PM
I almost want Dark to come back, if only so we can wage war on her for a BRIEF time. ;)

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 08:43 PM
You guys write the letter and I'll send it.
Dear Dark,

I miss you bunches. Plz come back to Lucasforums cause I wanna talk to you. Feel free to e-mail me at burberrylova150@yahoo.com.

Ave!

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 09:35 PM
Dear Dark,
Go sit on a tack and rotate
Have a nice life and don't choke on a dick,
Turtle

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 10:44 PM
Could you tell her to give me a call when she turns eighteen? K thx.

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 12:44 AM
Dear Dark,
GET A LIFE

Ray Jones
02-12-2007, 04:41 AM
Dear Dark,
GET A D!CK
Fixed. No really. Why'd she complain if she'd have a good fnck at home?

Klia
02-12-2007, 06:46 AM
First off: Why was she banned?

Ray Jones
02-12-2007, 07:07 AM
Because she got all upset when I said she'd not be smart enough to handle a next gen MS Windows keyboard properly:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/RayJones/tastatur_xp.jpg

She said I'd be a mean guy, and I told Smon she flamed me, now she's banned. There. The truth.

itchythesamurai
02-12-2007, 07:50 AM
Let that stand as a warning to the rest of us not to start mess with a guy who has a sword in his avatar.

Ray Jones
02-12-2007, 08:22 AM
Yer. It's clean and deadly sharp, and I AM DIGTIAL!! Fear my muscleless body!

Smon
02-12-2007, 08:29 AM
Here's a letter you can send her:

Dear Dark,

Why so mean jellybean? C'mon, spread the love! Hand in hand across the land, stop all this hatin', it doesn't look good on you. Be kind, please rewind.

-Smon

martmeister
02-12-2007, 08:36 AM
Hey, Ray, that next-gen keyboard looks a little complicated for Microsoft...should just be an on/off switch.

"Be kind, please rewind" Now THAT'S old-school!

I'm surprised that she didn't just register as a diff name.

Ray Jones
02-12-2007, 09:10 AM
But it is one. It's the more "complex" women version.

Actually, because women like to present themselves as more versatile and manifold in their way of action to achieve one and the same goal, it's three "on" buttons (with different labels) which do all the same thing, to make them feel real womanily. That said, no way to give them another four buttons with an "off" function, because sooner or later one of them would like to use an "off" button for an "on" button, but blatantly fail to understand the concept why this won't ever work. The result of it all would be that they deny sexual duty to us men, until we give them a keyboard with ten "on" buttons of which each has an equal looking "off" button counterpart. This again would lead to complete chaos, because no way a woman could remember which button is "on" or "off", commented by phrases like "I don't know about all this technical stuff". Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that.

Smon
02-12-2007, 10:45 AM
For being a bitch.
Yo. (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=173226)

Ray Jones
02-12-2007, 10:45 AM
For being a bitch.

No, that was why she got banged.

Halo_92
02-12-2007, 01:22 PM
I almost got her to stop being a bitch. but Ave got her banned and I'm fine with that too.

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 04:31 PM
I wonder if she will come back, using a new name, now that will be surprise.

Halo_92
02-12-2007, 05:26 PM
no it won't.

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 05:34 PM
for some people....

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 06:19 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Grey Master
02-12-2007, 06:24 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HA

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 06:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
You guys need to kiss and make up, and send me pictures, hee hee hee! :naughty:

Psychochaos3
02-12-2007, 06:35 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK'S COMING BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S MOVING BACK TO AVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything?

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 06:47 PM
Apparently God is angry at you. Did you kill anything?

.............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD:

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 06:57 PM
.............unless you count a friggin huge spider. But THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! She'll be here in 2 weeks DDDDDDDDD:
Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice. :naughty:

Psychochaos3
02-12-2007, 06:59 PM
Plenty of time to make yourself smell nice. :naughty:
You are sick sick person.

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 07:07 PM
Ditto to that, Pyscho.

I pray she's moving on the fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr side of Avon

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 07:19 PM
I pray she's moving on the fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr side of Avon
Won't you get lonely? :naughty:

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 07:23 PM
Won't you get lonely without Milo?

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 07:27 PM
Won't you get lonely without Milo?
Milo doesn't have boobs, but we can fix that! :naughty:

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 07:28 PM
.......

ow

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 07:30 PM
.......

ow
I have some edibl.. *Erm Fruit Rollups you can have. :naughty:

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 07:41 PM
I wish I were you Zelda. I would srsly give that bitch the smackdown if I met her in real life.

I got into a catfight in the choir room one day last year. I was pullin hair and crap, I'm a bitch when I'm angry.

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 07:44 PM
This one time I saw this video where these chicks were pulling each others hair, it was cool. :naughty:

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 07:56 PM
There was hair pullin, there was smackin, and somehow I didn't get a detention. :D

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 07:58 PM
Wow. My mom doesn't know I hate her and I have to spend a friggin WEEK 'BOUNDING' WITH HER. DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 08:19 PM
You should kill her during this bonding time.

"All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them."

zelda 41
02-12-2007, 08:22 PM
I should.

ZOMG RANDOM BUT THIS IZ MY 1 YEAR ANIVERSERY XDXDXD

martmeister
02-12-2007, 08:35 PM
Of course they then have nothing better to do but cheating on their boyfriend by having endless, wild sex with the PC technician who "saved" them through "repairing" their "broken" computer, which their boyfriend was incapable of. I am a PC technician, so trust me on that.

I sure hope you're right about that part. I just starting as an official pc tech 6 months ago and I've seen some pretty hot college girls (in fact all of the college girls, so far). I was hoping for some "special tips" but alas! nothing but a friendly "thank you." WTH have I been doing wrong?

Davinq
02-12-2007, 08:38 PM
You should kill her during this bonding time.

"All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them."
"THAT'S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!"

Wierd Al ftw.

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 09:09 PM
"THAT'S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!"

Wierd Al ftw.
The Piceis horoscope is the best.

"Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus.
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say."

Samnmax221
02-12-2007, 09:13 PM
Horoscopes and all other supernatural phenomenon are BULL****!!

DarthAve
02-12-2007, 09:16 PM
Shut your hole face!

I AM SO THE LORDESS OF THE DANCE!

Davinq
02-12-2007, 09:28 PM
Ave, Peisces? I never woulda guessed.

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 12:50 AM
This one time I saw this video where these chicks were pulling each others hair, it was cool. :naughty:

Okay Sam I think you've overused the naughty icon too much. Save some for tomorrow.

TSR
02-13-2007, 04:34 AM
Okay Sam I think you've overused the naughty icon too much. Save some for tomorrow.

Agreed, for once ;)

And who are we talking about btw? So many come and go...

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 07:25 AM
Aw, I still support Eric being naughty.

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 09:40 AM
No. She'll be here in 13 days DDDDDDDD:

Grey Master
02-13-2007, 09:53 AM
Give her a "good" welcome. (Evil laugh)

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 12:30 PM
That sounded kinda naughty.......:naughty:

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 01:17 PM
Ave, Peisces? I never woulda guessed.
Yes! I am the feeshes.

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 02:49 PM
Stick an Axe in her back. :naughty:

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 04:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Axe_product_image.jpg

That's what happens when you capitalize "axe," I hope you're happy now.

milo
02-13-2007, 05:16 PM
You can never have too much of this smiley. :naughty:

Miss_Mayhem
02-13-2007, 06:46 PM
Yes. Yes you can.

And Zel, you get my condolences

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 06:50 PM
Milo's right.

Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but :naughty: is forever.

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 06:52 PM
Whatever that means, thank you.

I plan on trapping her in a pit with lesbians and spikes. Her worste nitemere.

Das Mole
02-13-2007, 07:19 PM
lesbians and spikes. Her worste nitemere

...and my wildest fantasy XD

Davinq
02-13-2007, 07:21 PM
To Dark:

Scorpio! Your life will take a sudden trip - when you fall screaming from an open window!

(pushed by the entire RD. :D))

zelda 41
02-13-2007, 07:21 PM
...and my wildest fantasy XD


i shoulda known. you should join dark and make it her wildest fantasy

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 09:04 PM
Zelda, did you e-mail dark yet?? I haven't gotten an e-mail from her yet.

Davinq
02-13-2007, 09:49 PM
E-mail her all the disses in the Horoscope song, but leave out the horoscopes and make it look like poetry or something, then send it to her in an e-mail Ave. :thumbsup:

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 09:54 PM
The email its all the disses in the horoscope, but the song of allowed from horoscopes and ago like poŽzie or the something look to, then it to transmit it in a tree-lined avenue of email.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-13-2007, 10:37 PM
ownage on the internet

Halo_92
02-13-2007, 11:54 PM
Can I have your shoes for a quick sec?

Samnmax221
02-13-2007, 11:57 PM
My shoe has not done by the boy in the operation factory because they finish the inferior work, they is done by the skin of the baby nevertheless.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 09:14 AM
Zelda, did you e-mail dark yet?? I haven't gotten an e-mail from her yet.

she said she won't email other people cause they'll have her email. i guess she's scared of spam

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 09:17 AM
Give me her e-mail, then she will be REALLY afraid, hahahahahahhahah.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 09:20 AM
I CAN'T. I'll just send pics of her in the spike pit. It will be fun.

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 09:27 AM
Put her in a chair, throw a bucket of blood over her then release some hungry dogs and watch the SHOW, hahahahahhaa.

(I watched too much Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal, so don't judge me)

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 09:52 AM
O.O noooooooo i don't need to be sued right now.

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 09:55 AM
HEHEHEHEHE, yeah, just give her a "warm welcome", :D

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 10:16 AM
Ohhh, letter from her(i used ave's letter to her)

Dear Abby,

I'm going to love next week. We're moving back NEXT WEEK!!!!!! I heard we have to bond. God damnit, you'll make me look so uncool it's not funny. I HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE THEN SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR CORSPE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm being homeschooled again, so I don't have to see your UGLY face all week. THANK YOU MOM!!!!! Btw, about the go screw thing, I did. Five guys in fact, so HA! And your count? 0. None. Zip. XP

I hope you die in a fire pit,

Katie

Katie= Dark. I dunno why she's going by her real name again. *shrugs*

milo
02-14-2007, 10:20 AM
Ohhh, letter from her(i used ave's letter to her)



Katie= Dark. I dunno why she's going by her real name again. *shrugs*
Just send her a letter like this:

Dear Katie:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/logo_phpBB.jpg

kbye

ok

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 10:24 AM
OMG YES I'm using that Milo *steals* brb

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 10:27 AM
My teacher had one of those, ask her if she catched any STD'S.

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 10:42 AM
Give me her e-mail, then she will be REALLY afraid, hahahahahahhahah.

What are you gonna do?

E-gay-molest her?

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 10:46 AM
Ohhh, letter from her(i used ave's letter to her)



Katie= Dark. I dunno why she's going by her real name again. *shrugs*

DOULE POST: She spelt corpse wrong. Just though I'd point that out.

Grey Master
02-14-2007, 10:53 AM
What are you gonna do?

E-gay-molest her?

No, I will leave that to you and Das.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 11:05 AM
Halo, shouldn't you be at school?

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 11:49 AM
How do you know Im not controlled by a secret organization around the world that keep this account up and running? huh?

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 12:03 PM
*shruggs* how do you know I'm not controlled by Voltaire?

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 12:04 PM
If you were I wouldn't give a sh*t probably.

Also its a late start today.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 12:12 PM
oh. 2 hour delay? we probably won't go back to school allllllllllllllllllll week.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 03:23 PM
Sign her up for fetish porn. I have links if you don't.

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 03:58 PM
she said she won't email other people cause they'll have her email. i guess she's scared of spam
Tell her to get a yahoo e-mail. I really hate myself for saying this, but I want to apologise to her. I went way out of line with the insults and I really want to make amends. I'll draw her a picture or somthing and find a scanner.

Also

I HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE THEN SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR CORSPE!!!!

"I'll be the one laughing at your funeral."

OMG Does Dark look at all like Rya Botkins?

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 04:17 PM
No to the Rya thing, but I'll ask about the email thing.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 04:43 PM
What the signing it up for fetish porn thing?

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 04:55 PM
NO PORN JMAC. Just......no.

Samnmax221
02-14-2007, 05:10 PM
NO PORN JMAC. Just......no.
What about dickgirls?

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 05:20 PM
NO PORN JMAC. Just......no.
"No is no, no is always no, if we say no it means a thousand times no. No plus no equals no, all no's lead to no, no, no."

Samnmax221
02-14-2007, 05:22 PM
But the Dick girl is not the porno, your U li three all.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 05:29 PM
What she won't know it was you just go to the sites and enter her e-mail in the newsletter field or whatever.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 05:52 PM
hmmmm.....maybe....

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 06:06 PM
IM me.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 06:12 PM
yeah......no


she just imed me saying she's reading all of this. opps.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 06:14 PM
What's your point?

DARK DO YOU LIKE ASIAN BONDAGE?

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 06:19 PM
DARK I'M SORRY. PLZ E-MAIL ME AT burberrylova150@yahoo.com

I swear on my mother's decent name, plus pinky swear not to share your e-mail with anyone else. ~holds up pinky~

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 06:23 PM
she just got off im. i think she's mad or somthin *shruggs*

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 06:30 PM
AIM? Cause if so I'm about to log on.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 06:43 PM
ave im me we can have chatz about w/e u kno

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 06:52 PM
...no.

I'm not allowed to talk to loli supporters.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 06:54 PM
yeh, my parents read it so NO jmac

how does it work anyway? i never send um, just recieve.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:00 PM
why will you be grounded irl

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 07:01 PM
why will you be grounded irl
No, I just get the heebee jeebees whenever you're on LF.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:02 PM
I WASNT TALKING TO YOU AVE YOU DEMENTED LITTLE 18TH CENTURY DUTCH BOY

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 07:06 PM
I WASNT TALKING TO YOU AVE YOU DEMENTED LITTLE 18TH CENTURY DUTCH BOY


Ave's gonna smack you in three.....two......one....

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:06 PM
oh wow she is going to slap me on the internet

DarthAve
02-14-2007, 07:08 PM
No, I save the pimp hand for those worthy of it.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 07:12 PM
kay, but really. how do you use im???

Halo_92
02-14-2007, 07:12 PM
I have a pimp hand but I only use for recreational purposes.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:15 PM
kay, but really. how do you use im???
What client do you use?

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 07:29 PM
yahoo messanger

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:30 PM
Get GAIM.

zelda 41
02-14-2007, 07:34 PM
......how? buy it?

god, i suc at computers

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-14-2007, 07:35 PM
www.google.com it's free.

Davinq
02-14-2007, 07:42 PM
www.****inggoogleit.com (http://www.****inggoogleit.com)

It's actually a site? o.0

Miss_Mayhem
02-15-2007, 01:26 AM
... okay ...

Samuel Dravis
02-15-2007, 07:19 AM
I have gaim. davin, you actually looked it up? FOR SHAME!

turtlefreak
02-15-2007, 06:15 PM
yahoo is better. If you have people as your im-ing buddies, then click on them and a little window will pop. If you select the little purple icon with a "!" in it, that will open another window. In this window, there is a big white area below the message section. You can type there and when you are done with the message, just press enter and yours is sent to that person. Vola!

zelda 41
02-15-2007, 06:23 PM
I know, i luff yahoooooooooooooooo.

are you on it now?

turtlefreak
02-15-2007, 06:30 PM
Yeah
add me!
luxtonlovesturtles@yahoo.com
and whoever else has one too!

Davinq
02-15-2007, 06:44 PM
Yahoo messenger? Saweet! I have Windows Live, and it's compatible with MSN (which I have) and Yahoo, so we should all hook up!

Samnmax221
02-15-2007, 07:19 PM
Yahoo! messengers? Saweet! I have the window to live, and it is and is compatible I to have) MSN (and Yahoo!, therefore we if all hooks!

zelda 41
02-15-2007, 07:22 PM
crap, i can't right now. i'm on my mom's account thing. i'll do it later

Poopdogjr
02-16-2007, 10:33 PM
I missed this entire thread pretty much. I need up to date info on what is going on here guys. One of you has to stop by my house daily with the following items.

1. Candy.
2. Flowers.
3. Magic in some form.
4. Up to date info on what is going on at RD forums.
5. Chocolate milkshakes and chicken patties.






































6.......................love. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

zelda 41
02-16-2007, 10:35 PM
.....i'm sure jmacs up for that. right?

Davinq
02-17-2007, 12:24 AM
LMAO.

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 12:16 PM
^YA

DarthAve
02-17-2007, 03:51 PM
I would Ross, but I'm busy MAKING OUT!.....


with....someone......that's not you.......SHUTUP!

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 04:00 PM
LMAO

LOL

Poopdogjr
02-17-2007, 04:58 PM
Making out eh? Hmmm. Well, he better not be my clone. Tongue or no tongue?

DarthAve
02-17-2007, 05:36 PM
I'll make out with Preteen Wil Wheaton if I want!

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 07:47 PM
Yeah, yeah, promises, promises.

Poopdogjr
02-18-2007, 09:53 PM
I forbide it. That makes it forbidden love. And we all know how that is.

DarthAve
02-19-2007, 12:32 AM
You can't forbade me of anything! You're not my husband!

turtlefreak
02-19-2007, 12:19 PM
What are we forbiding each other from? O.o

JoeDoe 2.0
03-01-2007, 10:09 AM
ALL RIGHT, COUPLE FIGHT!!!

DarthAve
03-01-2007, 05:55 PM
We were a couple, but he broke up with me because he's got a hooker addiction and can't get off those pills.

Poopdogjr
03-01-2007, 07:23 PM
Hookers need love too. You just have to pay them. As for the pills, Flinstones vitamins are just sooo damn good that I can't kick 'em.

It's not like I'm making love to somebodys clone or anything. Thats just wrong.

martmeister
03-01-2007, 07:40 PM
^^^making love to a clone. Sounds like the Jean Grey, Cyclops, Cable, and Madelyne Pryor X-Men story to me.

DarthAve
03-01-2007, 07:59 PM
I've never even made love to ANYONE, how many times to I have to say this I'M PURE UNTIL MARRIAGE!

Ugg I'm sorry. I'm just really stressed and pissed right now.

Halo_92
03-01-2007, 10:18 PM
cuz of Zelda?

Samnmax221
03-01-2007, 10:40 PM
I've never even made love to ANYONE, how many times to I have to say this I'M PURE UNTIL MARRIAGE!
Thats silly.
The above statement is just a personal opinion towards abstinance, no one is being propositioned here. There is no need for V&, KK?

Poopdogjr
03-01-2007, 10:55 PM
Huh i did a double post thingee. Anyways, 10 million strong and growing!

Samnmax221
03-01-2007, 10:57 PM
Hookers need love too. You just have to pay them. As for the pills, Flinstones vitamins are just sooo damn good that I can't kick 'em.

It's not like I'm making love to somebodys clone or anything. Thats just wrong.

milo
03-01-2007, 10:59 PM
Hookers need love too. You just have to pay them. As for the pills, Flinstones vitamins are just sooo damn good that I can't kick 'em.

It's not like I'm making love to somebodys clone or anything. Thats just wrong.





Mmm, delicious copypasta is delicious.

Samnmax221
03-01-2007, 11:48 PM
Huh i did a double post thingee. Anyways, 10 million strong and growing!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!!!!!!

Halo_92
03-02-2007, 12:07 AM
^ Massive lulz.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-02-2007, 09:14 AM
Poor Ave, Nice going Poop, keep it up!

DarthAve
03-02-2007, 03:14 PM
SHUTTUP! You may have the supporters, but you're not BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!

There has got to be a way
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!

Miss_Mayhem
03-02-2007, 07:53 PM
...well we know that was false ...

DarthAve
03-02-2007, 08:16 PM
Pfft, NOT FALSE.

I'm listening to it on my iPod right now.