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Smon
02-11-2007, 07:08 AM
I ran out of space to finish to the joke...


...eh, let's make this thread about, I don't know... ham.

martmeister
02-11-2007, 09:56 AM
Hams are good: Sugar cured, Virginia, smoked, Bavarian, Canadian Bacon...all good. The processed foods industry even makes good hams; wow! 97% fat free!

martmeister
02-11-2007, 09:57 AM
W00t! Last post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ was my 100th. Only 1100 more to start catching up with everybody else!

Smon
02-11-2007, 10:44 AM
THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HAM. You lose.

Good day sir.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 12:10 PM
Ham is a pointless meat. I am still uncertain as to why people kill for meat! Look at all the pretty green things around you! Why not eat them? Less effort needed!






Congrats to martmeister. You are no longer a noob. Yay!

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 01:34 PM
HAM IS SO GOOD I SHOULD GET SOME NOW!

Smon
02-11-2007, 01:40 PM
Heeeeeelll yeah!

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 01:54 PM
Good news you guys.

I'm eating a sandwich.

A SANDWICH WITH HAM!

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 03:47 PM
Mmmmm ham. The best way to glaze it is with a fire torch & sugar.

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 03:50 PM
Is that a les thing?

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 04:18 PM
I'M NOT LES GOD YOU GUYS

No, I saw it on foodnetwork once

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 04:44 PM
Last night at Denny's I had the Ham & Jalapeņo Scramble. It was delicious but it has resulted in the worst gas I've had in recent memory.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 05:13 PM
Carnivores... See, I eat nice green Saaalaaad! Healthy! Who needs meat!

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 05:25 PM
You're veggitarian?

Grey Master
02-11-2007, 05:25 PM
Smoked Ham is better.

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 05:28 PM
I try. I don't likey meat. it's icky.

zelda 41
02-11-2007, 05:54 PM
No crab??? That's a sin (>.<)

turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 06:04 PM
To who?

Davinq
02-11-2007, 06:43 PM
Ham is gross, I'm sorry Smon. Salmon ftw!

Samuel Dravis
02-11-2007, 09:44 PM
Ham is only good

1) sliced, and
2) with sauces like
a) mustard & sugar etc sauce
b) jmac...er, nevermind.

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 09:59 PM
I try. I don't likey meat. it's icky.
Well enjoy that while I replenish my hunger.

milo
02-11-2007, 10:05 PM
Ham is only good

1) sliced, and
2) with sauces like
a) mustard & sugar etc sauce
b) jmac...er, nevermind.
WHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHH

OHHHHHHHH

OHOHHHHHHH

OHHH

OHH

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turtlefreak
02-11-2007, 10:29 PM
I don't get how people can eat that crap on a regular basis. I get sick when I try.

DarthAve
02-11-2007, 11:07 PM
I don't get how people can eat that crap on a regular basis. I get sick when I try.Well, I get sick when I eat Soylent Green. Because I know the secret, and you don't.

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 11:35 PM
Well, I get sick when I eat Soylent Green. Because I know the secret, and you don't.

At least you're not having Meatloaf for dinner again. Ugh.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Patricia_Quinn.jpg

milo
02-11-2007, 11:40 PM
Well, I get sick when I eat Soylent Green. Because I know the secret, and you don't.
Bah, that show was boring. I turned it off halfway through. Let me guess, the secret to soylent is that it's made of PEOPLE OH SHI-

itchythesamurai
02-11-2007, 11:45 PM
**** you Milo, I've never seen that movie and now it's ruined! Gawd.

Samnmax221
02-11-2007, 11:47 PM
http://www.ocblog.net/photos/uncategorized/moses_1.jpg
PEOPLE!!!!

Davinq
02-12-2007, 01:43 AM
Whozzat. He looks vaguely familiar.

Miss_Mayhem
02-12-2007, 02:07 AM
Thats Moses, hubbie ... hey, a shiney car! You buy!!!

turtlefreak
02-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Golddigger...

DarthAve
02-13-2007, 02:37 PM
Bah, that show was boring. I turned it off halfway through. Let me guess, the secret to soylent is that it's made of PEOPLE OH SHI-
O RLY??? Let's ask Charlton Heston (http://datacore.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/sounds/soylent_green_people.wav)

itchythesamurai
02-13-2007, 05:41 PM
Well, I for one, thought A Modest Proposal was pretty sensible.

martmeister
02-13-2007, 08:11 PM
I like ham, but not enough that I'd eat it every friggin' day.

I didn't like the movie, Soylent Green. I agree with one of my friends regarding the movie's plot, "It's like they show you two eggs, then show you a cake and tell you that's how to bake a cake."