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Thrik
02-16-2007, 07:42 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Ray Jones
02-16-2007, 08:29 AM
Excellent!

Diego Varen
02-16-2007, 10:22 AM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Jeff
02-16-2007, 10:49 AM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Bucket o' mud worth.

Jan Gaarni
02-16-2007, 12:37 PM
The answer is obvious, but not an option:
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood. :D

Samnmax221
02-16-2007, 04:00 PM
But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Cmdr. Cracken
02-16-2007, 06:02 PM
IF a woodchuck could chuck wood and the wood that the woodchuck chucked weighed exactly 3.2 lbs per, in standerd 2x4 shape, the woodchuck could chuck 3.892 pieces of wood per hour.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

Jan Gaarni
02-17-2007, 02:55 AM
Oh shut up! :D

Grace
02-17-2007, 11:51 AM
The question says 'if', therefore I call on the most basic answer... which is basically the question in statement form... sorta the 'How long will I live? You shall live as long as your life is and not one second longer,' idea.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

(how freakishly odd that sounds :p )

Ctrl Alt Del
02-17-2007, 03:16 PM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Because it can woodchuck.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-17-2007, 10:00 PM
Thrik make it so I can make LF polls. That would be so badass.

RC-1162
02-18-2007, 06:59 AM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

SeaTurtle
02-19-2007, 10:54 AM
My thoughts exactly :lol:

CSI
02-20-2007, 01:46 AM
Don't know what it's talking about though.

Ray Jones
02-21-2007, 07:10 AM

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-21-2007, 09:24 AM
This sort of thing just warms my ice cold heart Ray.

Master_Archon
02-21-2007, 09:38 AM
As much chuck as a wood could would, chuck? Chuck nuck.....wood chuck chunk......um, OH forget it! I voted for the third...... :mad:

Titanius Anglesmith
02-22-2007, 04:59 PM
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.

DAWUSS
02-22-2007, 06:02 PM
All I get out of this thread is, "Chuck"...

Ray Jones
02-23-2007, 04:04 AM
Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-23-2007, 02:24 PM
Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!
I had to censor it ;_;

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Fish.Stapler
02-23-2007, 05:52 PM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, of course.

Samuel Dravis
02-23-2007, 07:48 PM
Three fingers is the only correct answer, ya newbies. Jeeze!

Hallucination
05-16-2007, 11:07 PM
The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Darth Newfie
06-12-2007, 03:24 PM
The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood but since it could not, would not, should not chuck wood then a woodchuck should not chuck wood yet if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood which is out of luck because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Savvy?

LucasForumFreak
06-16-2007, 09:04 PM
I voted for "As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

Ferc Kast
06-24-2007, 11:45 AM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wow. What a toungue twister.

Du Man
12-02-2007, 11:10 AM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Because it can woodchuck.

I wish my name was a verb too.

littleman794
05-05-2008, 11:21 AM
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

otherwise it wouldn't be a wood chuck

Marius Fett
05-05-2008, 03:32 PM
As much as a a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D

But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?

:xp:

littleman794
05-07-2008, 07:04 PM