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jebbers
02-17-2007, 03:30 PM
She went from being the greatest sex icon(besides Johnny Depp:naughty: ) to just yuck. She of course is Britney Spears.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/jebadiah/hey.jpg
She went from the hottest little thing you ever saw.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/jebadiah/trash.jpg
To just worn out and haggered.

Now this happens. (http://break.com/index/britney_spears_shaves_her_head.html) She could have had so much more success. But now she's just another nasty face.

Oh, how fame and K-Fed have ruined her.

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 04:02 PM
SITH HAPPENS MAN. To bad it had to happen to her.
DAMN YOU K-FED, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

BongoBob
02-17-2007, 04:08 PM
God, what in the f***. Why any chick would shave their head willingly is beyond me.

Black Knight of Keno
02-17-2007, 04:08 PM
Well, it's the same effect there than it is on the streetcorner. All the ho's get old, shaggy and useless

jebbers
02-17-2007, 04:09 PM
God, what in the f***. Why any chick would shave their head willingly is beyond me.

Natalie Portman=V for Vendetta. But that was a movie and for money. This is just...odd.

Tinny
02-17-2007, 04:10 PM
I actually don't blame her and Ms. Portman. With all the stalkers and fanboys following you, shaving your head is pretty effective in turning them away.

MrWally
02-17-2007, 04:22 PM
My first though was Natalie Portman too, but as Jebbers said, that's a completely different situation.

This is just... disgusting.

DarthAve
02-17-2007, 04:26 PM
She pulled an Elia!!

I wish someone else here got that, damn Top Chef obscurity.

Grey Master
02-17-2007, 04:31 PM
I get it Ave, good one, although Elia looks better than Britney.

IG-64
02-17-2007, 04:41 PM
3 reasons:

1: She's just weird and stupid
2: The fame has gotten to her
3: She wants to shave her head before her hair starts to fall out from chemotherapy so no one finds out she has cancer


Let's hope it's not 3.

jon_hill987
02-17-2007, 05:18 PM
To quote some sitcom I was watching last night...

"From Trailer Trash to Trash: The Britney Spears Story"

Samnmax221
02-17-2007, 05:41 PM
She's one remnant of the wonderful 90's I don't mind seeing doing the crash and burn routine.

MrWally
02-17-2007, 06:46 PM
She's one remnant of the wonderful 90's I don't mind seeing doing the crash and burn routine.


Quoted. For. Emphasis.

Lightsaberboy
02-17-2007, 06:49 PM
Britney Spears? mighty?

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-17-2007, 07:19 PM
God, what in the f***. Why any chick would shave their head willingly is beyond me.
You don't know any lumberjack lesbians?

TiE23
02-17-2007, 07:32 PM
She went from being the greatest sex icon(besides Johnny Depp:naughty:) to just yuck. She of course is Britney Spears.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/jebadiah/hey.jpg
She went from the hottest little thing you ever saw.


God damn! She was like that when I was just a little to young to ogle that! >_>

Oh, how I missed out...

You don't know any lumberjack lesbians?
lawl

Samnmax221
02-17-2007, 10:10 PM
You don't know any lumberjack lesbians?
I really try to avoid your family.

Det. Bart Lasiter
02-17-2007, 10:22 PM
I really try to avoid your family.
I was referring to a girl I knew in 10th grade who sucked faces with her girlfriend in music class while everyone else sat there awkwardly not sure whether to stare or throw something at them.

Samnmax221
02-17-2007, 10:34 PM
I was referring to a girl I knew in 10th grade who sucked faces with her girlfriend in music class while everyone else sat there awkwardly not sure whether to stare or throw something at them.
Why didn't you yell "HEEY GIT OUTA MAH SCOOLZZ!!"?

Dagobahn Eagle
02-18-2007, 01:25 PM
Oh wow, a girl shaved her head?! This truly is teh major breakin newsez:p!111

IG-64
02-18-2007, 03:45 PM
I still don't like how celebrities get so much money. Like jebbers, you're a roofer, right? From what I understand, roofers have to work their a**es off. Yet, Brittany Spears gets 100 million dollars... just for being Brittany Spears. There is no justice in that.

Dagobahn Eagle
02-18-2007, 04:23 PM
Football players: A fortune a game.
Teachers: Slightly above minimum wage.

It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

Q
02-18-2007, 04:50 PM
After 3 beers and a bong hit any one of you would still do her (Ave excepted, of course).:xp:

RoxStar
02-18-2007, 05:08 PM
Football players: A fortune a game.
Teachers: Slightly above minimum wage.

It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

No it's not. Sports players perform their "jobs" to attract people to watch the game and make advertisers rich.

If we put advertisements in schools and had an ESPN public school channel where teachers competed for the highest test scores and didn't bother actually teaching, we would have some well paid teachers.


;)

DarthAve
02-19-2007, 01:31 AM
After 3 beers and a bong hit any one of you would still do her (Ave excepted, of course).:xp:
Pfft, shows what you know. I'll try anything for the right payment.

Ray Jones
02-19-2007, 02:52 AM
The second pic is better.

jebbers
02-19-2007, 06:53 AM
After 3 beers and a bong hit any one of you would still do her (Ave excepted, of course).:xp:


Obviously you dont know Ave and the Leg Lamp...

Q
02-19-2007, 01:01 PM
Pfft, shows what you know. I'll try anything for the right payment.
Obviously you dont know Ave and the Leg Lamp...
:lol:

I stand corrected.:)

Anyway, is there any chance that through some form of alco-/narco-logic that she might have thought that shaving her head could lead to more press coverage, or did the crotch-lobsters just migrate to her head?

Prime
02-19-2007, 02:03 PM
Does this mean K-Fed wins?

BongoBob
02-19-2007, 02:22 PM
No. Kevin will always lose. By default, the universe hates him.

I refuse to call him that nickname.

DarthAve
02-19-2007, 07:46 PM
Obviously you dont know Ave and the Leg Lamp...
That was such a one night stand. I mean, I was at the movie theater and a leg lamp just happened to be a raffel prize. I was going to see a Christmas Story, and figured 'Hey, let's Ralfie it up a little.' I really only touched the knee. It was funny to see those old guys giggle about it, too.

MTV2
02-19-2007, 10:21 PM
After 3 beers and a bong hit any one of you would still do her (Ave excepted, of course).:xp:
make that 5 beers and 10 ounces. shes just f**king gross. she probably did it just to get in the tabloids or something. no one cares about her because shes a fat skank-ass b*tch whore. and K-FED just sucks at everything.



The drunken whore must've confused her head for her pussy.
made me laugh.

jebbers
02-19-2007, 10:29 PM
Like jebbers, you're a roofer, right? From what I understand, roofers have to work their a**es off.

Technically my old man calls us "Overhead Coverage Specialists". He just likes to sound fancy. And it's not really that hard, just really dirty.

Alegis
02-20-2007, 07:48 AM
Ironic that while she was classy years ago and Christina Aguilera in her 'dirty' phase the tables seem to have turned.

Well the britney fans can hope that this shave symbolizes a drastic change in her appearance.
Oh I still remember seeing "hit me baby one more time" clip for the first time. Times do change.

swphreak
02-20-2007, 08:47 AM
The fact that everyone is in a fuss over some famous person's hairstyle is pretty sad. Instead of reporting real news, the media is running stories about Britney's hair, or lack thereof.

BongoBob
02-20-2007, 09:54 AM
What? Actual news? What the hell are you talking about?

:p

jon_hill987
02-20-2007, 01:18 PM
The fact that everyone is in a fuss over some famous person's hairstyle is pretty sad. Instead of reporting real news, the media is running stories about Britney's hair, or lack thereof.

I don't care, I'm making a killing on celebdaq (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebdaq) this week. :)

Anyway, more new on the subject: The hair is for sale! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6378199.stm)

Mace MacLeod
02-20-2007, 02:39 PM
Really Really Important News Update

Britney Spears shaves head.
Please see our 50 pages of coverage from pages 2 to 52.
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Also in the news today, Iraqis and Afgans are still blowing each other up at every opportunity as well as any foreign troops they run across, Israel and Iran are threatening to nuke each other into oblivion, half of Africa is starving and the other half is on fire, our major cities are awash with drugs and crime and we have no idea how to stop it, kittens are being eaten, puppies are being kicked, our countries are being run by a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun, blah blah blah...please see pages 53 to 53 1/2 for details...

Black Knight of Keno
02-20-2007, 02:42 PM
Actually, the magazines that report of such things as Britney's loss of hair won't even mention the latter stuff. Better replace it with the latest Paris news

Curt-Man
02-20-2007, 03:29 PM
I actually don't blame her and Ms. Portman. With all the stalkers and fanboys following you, shaving your head is pretty effective in turning them away.


Yeah but Natalie Portman actually looked good with a shaved head, hair preferred of course, but Britney just looks....disgusterating.

Vikinor
02-21-2007, 02:11 AM
Meh, I don't care that she shaved her head. I do think it's sad people get all worked up about things like this though.

And whoever buys HAIR for 1 million is a complete idiot.

Lol, the news reporter wasn't that bright either. Trying to show a "visual" of the tatoo.

Samnmax221
02-21-2007, 02:47 AM
Once again the BBC is the only News Network that I can trust to say it once and leave it alone, although if I was in charge it wouldn't have been reported on at all. The other Networks have disappointed me again, I still can't believe they're still talking about Anna Nicole.

Ray Jones
02-21-2007, 03:36 AM
Britney just looks....disgusterating.But isn't this up to personal preference and taste? I'd say yes.

jon_hill987
02-21-2007, 06:43 AM
The world has gone MAD!
I signed in to get my email and saw this on the home page

# Also on MSN Today:
Explore Britney's family tree: are you a relation?

Why? Who could possible care?

@Samnmax221: The BBC are still reporting on Britney, this morning it was about how she has just checked into rehab. Mind you, they didn't exactly spend much time on the story.

Nalukai
02-23-2007, 11:49 PM
bash Fed-ex all ya want... but in reality if crap like this continues to happen hes gonna end up with them kids.