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grievous797
03-01-2007, 04:28 PM
Anyone here take karate?

MrWally
03-01-2007, 07:00 PM
I really wanted to when I was a kid.

But I never got to.

:(

Johnpp
03-01-2007, 08:17 PM
I did a little bit (One month) a while ago. That was about 3 years back though.

milo
03-01-2007, 11:10 PM
With karate I'll kick your ass

Here to Tiennamen Square.

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You mutha****a.

You mutha****a.



Kyle betrayed me

And then he lied tried to hide

And I died deep inside

And you know the reason why.



I'm 'onna kick your ass

From here to right over there.

Oh yeah mutha****a,

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You mutha****a.

You mutha****a.





Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.

Rogue Spy
03-02-2007, 04:01 AM
Karate is kind of stupid when compared to Akido or Tae Kwon Do, but i don't do any of them. Though i like Ninjitsu :D

Johnpp
03-02-2007, 04:26 AM
No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.
Is Judo (Ju-jitsu) japanese?

MachineCult
03-02-2007, 06:12 AM
I did Tae Kwon Do for a few years when I was a kid.

grievous797
03-02-2007, 09:26 AM
Tae Kwon Do and my style of Karate are rivals LOL

JoeDoe 2.0
03-02-2007, 09:31 AM
I took karate for 4 years, only got to Brown belt though.

grievous797
03-02-2007, 04:35 PM
My favorite karate quote ever is from the simpsons.
Bart:When can I bash rocks with my head?
Sensei:You must fill your head with wisdom...then you can bash rocks with it.LOL!

With karate I'll kick your ass

Here to Tiennamen Square.

Oh yeah, mutha****a,

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You mutha****a.

You mutha****a.



Kyle betrayed me

And then he lied tried to hide

And I died deep inside

And you know the reason why.



I'm 'onna kick your ass

From here to right over there.

Oh yeah mutha****a,

I'm 'onna kick your ****in' derriere, yaaa

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You mutha****a.

You mutha****a.





Sorry just had to be done. No I have never taken karate, but my neighbor takes hopkido judo and somethin' else.
What is that haiku? :D

swphreak
03-02-2007, 08:30 PM
It's by Tenacious D. Btw, no need to double post within minutes of your previous post. There is an edit button.



I remember taking one karate class when I was really young, but I didn't like it or something and just cried...

MrWally
03-02-2007, 09:20 PM
It's not a haiku, either.

Not by a long shot.

Jae Onasi
03-08-2007, 05:34 PM
I just got my 1st Dan black belt in Tae Kwon Do last summer.

jawathehutt
03-15-2007, 12:45 AM
I did a trial thing, Im a white belt with 2 stripes or at least I was when I was 8. I made my friends teach me the basics but when the zombies come, its gonna be the marksmen who survive.

grievous797
03-24-2007, 11:56 AM
Sorry I havent been around folks... I am currently a orange belt (2 belts up from white).

Jan Gaarni
03-25-2007, 03:58 AM
Size matters not. :yoda:

;)

Darth Hamburger
05-08-2007, 07:37 PM
I'm a first degree black belt in taekwondo, but I quit five years ago. I need to get back into shape.

CLONECOMMANDER501
05-08-2007, 07:45 PM
I dont take it but I have "murdered" black belts.[Not like kill them, beat them horribly]

Commander Obi-Wan
05-08-2007, 07:53 PM
Currently, I'm have one more 'level' till I test for my first degree of black belt.

King Dando
05-08-2007, 08:10 PM
I never did it, but I think my Dad was a third degree black belt, or something like that.

OptimusPrime75
06-18-2007, 12:20 PM
I teach Tae Kwon Do and have been a student of TKD since '91