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martmeister
03-02-2007, 11:33 PM
Tell me, my bitches, in your life what have you accomplished?


I had a minor one today: I saved my computer by simply toggling the power switch (vs the power button). I thought I'd shorted my mobo and was SOL. Lucky for me and my wallet for a simple power reset feature.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-02-2007, 11:36 PM
Killed a duck with one shot the other time I went hunting, as borat said it, NICE!

AND IM NOBODY'S BITCH, YOU ARE MY BITCH, UNDERSTAND?

martmeister
03-02-2007, 11:42 PM
Good. High Five!

LOL!

DarthAve
03-02-2007, 11:46 PM
I'm gonna be in a movie! I'm probably going to play Emily Brent in out Lang. Arts class's version of And Then There Were None. I'm really excited because I get to yell at someone for being pregnant.

"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY VIRTUES, YOU TRAMP! GETTING PREGNANT OUT OF WEDLOCK IS AN ABOLMINATION AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR GOD-HATING SELF AGAIN!"

-Participated in multiple talent shows.
-Beaten Psychonauts, Battlefront 2, and JSRF
-rockin the casbah at DDR
-walking and chewing gum
-passing a test with more than %100
-drinking the recommended amout of water one day that one time.
-being FABULOUS!
-Many more, I'll continue later.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-03-2007, 12:12 AM
NEXT!!!

martmeister
03-03-2007, 12:20 AM
--being financially stable
--owning my car
--Building own computer
-19" LCD
-dual-core
-2GB RAM
-spiting Microsoft and Symanec multiple times
--completing Basic Training
--Ranked 5th (out of 110 (yeah, it's small)) in highschool graduating class
more later.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-03-2007, 12:23 AM
-Got HIGH SAT score
-got a bike
-maybe go to the marinez

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 10:15 AM
-mastered two instruments in a week
-got some of the highest test scores in 6th grade
-O_o... That's it?
But I think the whole music thing is my biggest acomplishment.
Good luck with that movie ave!

Halo_92
03-03-2007, 12:33 PM
-Beaten Psychonauts, Battlefront 2, and JSRF


Pfft!

Oh wow, You've beaten BF2.

WHO HASEN"T?!

- Shot over 5 kinds of birds and they died.
- Bought sum roseart crayons that suck.
- beaten a 10,000 peice puzzle.

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 01:37 PM
- got the highest math test and science grade in our 4 classes on mon
- reaching 6 feet tall
- mastering the art of riding a fourwheeler
- beat psychonauts, kingdomhearts 2 (still can't beat the pinochio level on the first >.<), LoZ: OoT and TP
- got excepted in LA ace class, but passed for it

JoeDoe 2.0
03-03-2007, 01:43 PM
U reached 6"? wow, u are tall

Samuel Dravis
03-03-2007, 01:51 PM
Have an over 3.6 cumulative gpa in college and almost have an associate's degree;
Member of Phi Theta Kappa, an Honors society;
Played lots of games hardly anyone plays (like adventure games in America lol);
Have bigger postcounts than most of you, and am registered longer than almost all of you! (pwnt),
Probably have a bigger ego than everyone put together;
I looks betterer than more than 70% of mens on hotornot!
I am 6'3" and awesome.
I read /. but still haven't turned into a OSS fanatic;
I have waaay to many chars on Guild Wars, and I pwn on them;
I pwn the noobs in my scout crew, because I'm PREZ!
I also manage to talk to Niner without being banned every second. Whew!

See, lots of accomplishments!

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 02:04 PM
U reached 6"? wow, u are tall

yeh, i hear that a lot. too bad i don't know how to play bascket ball ^^

JoeDoe 2.0
03-03-2007, 02:09 PM
welcome to the club, Im 6'3", and I too don't know how to play basketball very well.

milo
03-03-2007, 02:37 PM
I haven't shoved any crayons up my nose for three whole months.

Samuel Dravis
03-03-2007, 03:46 PM
I haven't shoved any crayons up my nose for three whole months.Milo, I want to thank you for this inspirational post. Because of you, I have not done that for 20 minutes.

Instead, I have switched to microphones.
<--- example.

DylanMay
03-03-2007, 04:41 PM
Found my soul mate. XD

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 06:06 PM
welcome to the club, Im 6'3", and I too don't know how to play basketball very well.
OMG!! Lucky bitches!
I'm waay to short. I used to be taller than about half the guys in my class but now they shadow me by about a foot!
How do you get tall? O_O

Mashi An'krekku
03-03-2007, 06:34 PM
~Finished Psychonauts and Okami.
~Finished Jak & Daxter at 100%. (Yeesh, who hasn't?)
~Saved over $30 in change over the course of six months. (Which was knocked down to $27 at the CoinStar because they refused to give me an iTunes giftcard.)

...
Man, forgetting stuff sucks.

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 06:38 PM
O_o I have accomplished nothing.

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 06:40 PM
i made about $20 today for shoveling driveways. TY SNOW

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 06:51 PM
you guys have snow? Lucky. It's kinda hot over here... big time. And thanks to global warming, its only gonna get worse...

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 07:16 PM
well, just a little bit. i was pissed cause all the snow was melted and it was warm, so i was planning to go fourwheeling. but it turned super cold and snowwed too much, and i do NOT want to go there again.....

also
- i read the house of the scorpian in 3 days. totally my favorite book EVER

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 07:21 PM
OMG!!! That book is the best of all time! I loved it! read it like 5 times and is my favortie book! I always have a copy on long trips!
What did you like about it?

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 07:26 PM
mattxmaria was cute

and i liked how maria was all clueless about tom ^^

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 07:35 PM
THAT BOOK IS SOO FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Anyone else read?

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 07:42 PM
my brother was the first one to read it. i was actually looking for some other book and he always told me it was friggin good, so i kinda stole it from his room. i loved it, like woah

TechnoTabby
03-03-2007, 07:45 PM
Whats teh book about.I might consider reading it.

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 07:50 PM
It is by Nancy Farmer.
it is about a clone who lives in a future society where drug lords reign and Meixcan immigrants are no longer an issue. Very political and a nice message.
I think alot of you crackheads would find it interesting...

TechnoTabby
03-03-2007, 07:52 PM
It does sound very interesting.Yes I will read it some day.

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 07:59 PM
no! read noooow! i comand you!

zelda 41
03-03-2007, 08:01 PM
i'm gonna read the sea of trolls next. it's by her and hopefuly a good book

Das Mole
03-03-2007, 09:27 PM
i came in second place in an art contest today. and the photo that beat mine SUCKED. stupid judges, i didn't see what was so great about the other one. it looked almost exactly like one severely mediocre photo i took for like my second assignment in first semester photo 1.

tardtrons.

but at least i still got second.

turtlefreak
03-03-2007, 09:31 PM
i'm gonna read the sea of trolls next. it's by her and hopefuly a good book
I want to read that. Tell me how it is. Have you read A Girl Named Disaster?

Good for you das. You get a cookie. *throws das a biscut*

DarthAve
03-04-2007, 12:20 AM
-I've bought two dresses in a week
-have almost learned the words to Habenera from Carmen
-Survived to almost 14.
-learned the words to over 25 TMBG songs.
-Mastered the melody of Moon River due to accessive iPod play.
-Bragging rights of having the most drastic hair change over the coarse of a weekend. (I had really long hair, I came back to school on Monday with my signature short cut((That I'm now growing out so I can channel 50's Brigitte Bardot)))

martmeister
03-04-2007, 01:40 AM
^^^^Wow, that is pretty amazing about learning the words to that many songs by the same musician.


-perfect score on 7th grade writing test
-1 away from pefect score on 8th grade writing test
-promoted to SGT in Army
-receiving college diploma
-shattering a girl's emotions b/c her well-thought out "don't want to see you again" line was accepted any complaints and even acted gentlemanly by wishing her good luck with . :dev7:

turtlefreak
03-04-2007, 10:46 AM
^evil.
- Having that one John guy stalk me.

HEY! AT LEAST I HAVE A STALKER!!!

zelda 41
03-04-2007, 12:14 PM
- 6/6 on Terra Nova writing test this year

JoeDoe 2.0
03-04-2007, 09:03 PM
scoring with 3 chicks, lol. :naughty:
TURTLE, I have read that book, its good!
I recommend readig THE HOUSE OF THE SCORPION, its a good book.

zelda 41
03-04-2007, 09:22 PM
so do i

i mean, who CAN'T love something about a crazy old dude?

JoeDoe 2.0
03-06-2007, 12:03 PM
OMG!! Lucky bitches!
I'm waay to short. I used to be taller than about half the guys in my class but now they shadow me by about a foot!
How do you get tall? O_O

Exercise, lots and lots of it, food with calcium for the bones and that s about it.

TechnoTabby
03-06-2007, 12:31 PM
How tall are you Joe? I'm 5feet 3in

JoeDoe 2.0
03-06-2007, 12:41 PM
I'm 6'3", going to 6'4"

TechnoTabby
03-06-2007, 06:33 PM
Wow you're tall.Taller than I thought*looks up and sighs*I feel short now

BongoBob
03-06-2007, 07:14 PM
5' 11" here.

TechnoTabby
03-06-2007, 07:27 PM
You may be taller than me but you're still short............well not that short.

Davinq
03-06-2007, 08:34 PM
6' flat FTW BABY!! (Just measured yesterday)

JoeDoe 2.0
03-07-2007, 09:31 AM
"Size matters not"
-Yoda

LOL

Ray Jones
03-07-2007, 10:06 AM
Actually, size does matter.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-07-2007, 10:38 AM
That's why I LOLD at what Yoda said, crazy dwarf, lol.

Ray Jones
03-07-2007, 10:42 AM
You'll beg me to pee all over you for that, spoothead.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-07-2007, 10:51 AM
No thanks, maybe jmac will allow you to that to him, if he's not to busy being a mini mod.

Ray Jones
03-07-2007, 10:55 AM
Since you obviously fail to understand I'll rephrase: I will make you want to beg me to pee all over you for that, spoothead.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-07-2007, 10:58 AM
*nods head like he cares*

CSI
03-07-2007, 11:39 AM
^Actually you don't care, do you?

Halo_92
03-07-2007, 11:51 AM
Hay gias, l3ts g0 g3tz sUm pickctur3 fr4mes.

Davinq
03-07-2007, 06:53 PM
y?

Poopdogjr
03-07-2007, 08:25 PM
I want chokolates milkz.

BongoBob
03-07-2007, 08:30 PM
Too bad spooty mcspoot-face.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-08-2007, 09:14 AM
uh?

martmeister
03-08-2007, 06:11 PM
Curse all you tall people! Uh, ever so slightly taller than Tabby...

martmeister
03-08-2007, 06:16 PM
Ooh, regarding my coffee-drowned celly, I revived it by letting it dry out then using rubbing alcohol, a napkin, and a Q-tip to clean the contacts. It's working well enough for me to use it (for now).

Davinq
03-08-2007, 06:23 PM
I dropped one of my headphones into a glass of orange juice. It sparked and instantly stopped working.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-09-2007, 10:18 AM
SOMEBODY POST ANOTHER TOPIC!

TechnoTabby
03-09-2007, 11:33 AM
Curse all you tall people! Uh, ever so slightly taller than Tabby...

I measured myself turns out I'm 5' 4"

Davinq
03-09-2007, 12:48 PM
MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL. MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL! IT'S REALLY QUITE PLEASANT, EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL, MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL.

martmeister
03-09-2007, 07:01 PM
I measured myself turns out I'm 5' 4"


Yay, we're the same height.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-09-2007, 07:09 PM
Im surrounded by hobbits, LOL

zelda 41
03-09-2007, 07:51 PM
i'm still 6'. go me!

JoeDoe 2.0
03-09-2007, 08:00 PM
u are back

turtlefreak
03-09-2007, 10:54 PM
MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL. MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL! IT'S REALLY QUITE PLEASANT, EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL, MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL.
OM-FUKING-GEEEEE!
MCR?!?
I love those people!
Have you heard Famous Last Words?
I love that song.

Poopdogjr
03-09-2007, 11:15 PM
We should do a kareoake night here. That would be really funny. Or like a night where we all do a I.M. chatroom. Or hunt down a human being for sport. Or all of the above at the same time.

turtlefreak
03-09-2007, 11:22 PM
Hmmm....
Man hunting while singing kareoake about chatrooms.
COUNT ME IN!!
lol

martmeister
03-09-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm always on the prowl for some hot women...preferably in the 20-30 year-old range...some college education. Kind of like this cutie, whose laptop I was fixing.

One of my friends calls me "hobbitseseseses." I call him Smeagol or Gollum in return.

turtlefreak
03-09-2007, 11:41 PM
LOTR?
I wanna read those books but the size of the spine makes my head hurt....

Samuel Dravis
03-09-2007, 11:43 PM
It's okay, just buy the single books (Fellowship of the Ring/The Two Towers/Return of the King) and the spines aren't nearly as big. Then you can go through them easily!

martmeister
03-09-2007, 11:48 PM
The book was okay, but way too much singing and poem-reciting going on. Was it good as a way to critique the movies? Yes. Was it good enough for me to realistically ever read it again, assuming I don't run out of good reading material? No. Unfortunately, it will sit on my shelf as a (albeit paperback) collector's item. ...Now that I think about it, maybe I should've just borrowed it from a friend. I read it partially to get the jist on the DnD world.

turtlefreak
03-09-2007, 11:54 PM
Dude.
I couldn't even sit through the movie!
My butt started hurting when they killed the old guy.
I left after that....

Poopdogjr
03-10-2007, 12:09 AM
That whole thing never really interested me.

turtlefreak
03-10-2007, 12:13 AM
I like Harry Potter better.

Samuel Dravis
03-10-2007, 12:25 AM
There is one thing I have to say to you Tolkien-hating, Tolkien-ripoff-loving, non appreciative people:

WEIRDOS.

Tolkien created the modern fantasy genre. :)

Davinq
03-10-2007, 12:26 AM
I like the Matrix and James Bond the most.

martmeister
03-10-2007, 12:31 PM
Well, the DnD world and World of Warcraft are based off of it. However, I disagree with the whole "intelligent" orcs in the Warcraft universe. I think they've always had low-ass intelligence until Blizzard decides to do their own friggin' thing with it. And shaman trolls?! Plz!!

JoeDoe 2.0
03-10-2007, 03:29 PM
Matrix FTW!

Grey Master
03-12-2007, 09:32 AM
^Ditto

An accomplishment was to pass all my HS classes, and now Im off to college.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 09:42 PM
I just got made an admin on Mashi's Forums! xD

Davinq
03-18-2007, 09:43 PM
Gratz Ave!

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 09:50 PM
I know! It's incredable awesomic!

martmeister
03-18-2007, 11:47 PM
I fixed the radio in my car. I thought when fuses blow, they're still there. The fuse was just missing. I'm either hoping it's usual for them to just evaporate in thin air when they've gone bad b/c I really can't see why someone would get into my car, pop the trunk, only to steal A fuse.

Ray Jones
03-19-2007, 06:01 AM
WEIRDOS.Are you sure you chose the right word? We must differ, do you mean weirdos, or whackos? To give you a quick update on the topic:Weirdo: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they're waiting to grab you.

Whacko: Someone who hides under your car in a dark parking lot because they feel safe there.


So?

Samuel Dravis
03-19-2007, 12:25 PM
So?Okay, I agree. they're whackos. Where is Zoom anyway?

Ray Jones
03-19-2007, 06:24 PM
I don't know. :/

Maybe on a secret submarine mission, or he's got a girlfriend. Or he's taking his pills again ;

martmeister
03-19-2007, 07:30 PM
"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine..."

Davinq
03-19-2007, 08:09 PM
Noooooooo! Quote not the Beatles! U2 is the better of the oldies bands!

DarthAve
03-19-2007, 08:12 PM
Beatles > U2

I mean c'mon. Who can take a band seriously that has a song called 'Lemon'?

Samuel Dravis
03-19-2007, 08:14 PM
Noooooooo! Quote not the Beatles! U2 is the better of the oldies bands!Davinq wins, that's the end. U2 is better. I like U2 partially because they wear cool glasses and partially because they have the same name as a sweet airplane and the last partially because I like Sunday Bloody Sunday and most of their 80's stuff.

I do like that one Mary song by the Beatles tho.

martmeister
03-19-2007, 10:16 PM
I like U2 better, though The Beatles probably still have a larger following and do kick much arse. Eventually, U2 will overtake 'em. I think I know about every Beatles song.

Miss_Mayhem
03-20-2007, 07:21 PM
-I got a little poem published into an anthology
-I've read a handwritten speech in front of my elementary class, at least 1000 people considering all the classes that shuffled in an out
-I have an average 5 reviews a chapter for A Summer of Psychics, real good for the Pnauts section on FF
-I got 6 reviews a chapter for Takeout Troubles on another very small section on FF
-I've unlocked all the chars and songs on DDR Extreme

martmeister
03-20-2007, 09:26 PM
I got a speeding ticket and ended up hiring an attorney myself. I'd hoped that I could get all this taken care of without parents' knowledge (car insurance is cheaper as multi-vehicle and yes, I do pay my own share of insurance). Unfortunately, all the various lawyer letters were sent to my home address, so I had to spill the beans to them.

Success at hiring a lawyer myself; failure at keeping info to self. Okay, so I guess they zero each other out.

Davinq
03-20-2007, 10:02 PM
That's impressive Marty. Wow.

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 01:18 AM
That actually is pretty cool Marty. You would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for those pesky mailmen and their dog too.

Miss_Mayhem
03-21-2007, 11:43 PM
You should have been the first to take the mail, so you could have sifted thru it!

Halo_92
03-22-2007, 11:41 AM
Accomplishment- Being hated by everyone on thhe forums and for reasons unknown.

Davinq
03-22-2007, 07:28 PM
Apparent sexism?

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 08:25 PM
I haven't really done anything lately. I mean, I won that spirit award at the talent show a few weeks ago. And I learned of a real person named Santa.

martmeister
03-22-2007, 08:57 PM
Ah, I don't hate you Halo.

Accomplisments: controlling road rage. So one day, I'm about to make a left turn and this smirky college kid pulls up enough and blocks much of my turn area. He kept smirking, and eventually, I decided to squeeze through. Luckily, I was driving a small car at the time. What I should've done was: pull up in front of smirky-ass college kid, park car, get out of car, punch my arm through the glass, grabbed smirky-ass teenage college boy's head, and beat him senseless....and God have mercy on any fool who would stand in my way!!!!! ......Curse me and my patience.

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 09:08 PM
"There is no chaos, there is harmony."

You have learned the code well, Martmeister.

Halo_92
03-22-2007, 09:14 PM
Apparent sexism?

Hey I already f**kin said that Im not sexist.

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 09:20 PM
Or are you?

Can I get some proof?

martmeister
03-22-2007, 09:22 PM
But I wanted to learn the code of the Sith!

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 09:34 PM
~sigh~ FINE!

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strenght.
Through strenght, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force will free me."

Halo_92
03-22-2007, 09:39 PM
Ok Just take my word for it I'm not sexist.

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 09:55 PM
...Alright. BUT! First you must pass this test...

What does your mom want?
a. To go to college
b. A cupcake
c. You dad
d. "A brand new shiny superstock dodgeeee"

JoeDoe 2.0
03-23-2007, 10:07 AM
I go for letter "d"

@Ave: thats just a fraction of the code of the Sith I think, ask Grey about that, he's a nerd when it comes to Star Wars. lolololol

Halo_92
03-23-2007, 12:57 PM
c/a

DarthAve
03-23-2007, 03:28 PM
No, u lose, whore.

It's a cpucake, B.

Davinq
03-23-2007, 04:10 PM
Blarg. If you mean to insinuate that I must necessarily tolerate such diabolical impudence from such an insignificant and sexist individual as yourself, then your entire pitiful meaningless existence is a complete misconception.

DarthAve
03-23-2007, 05:46 PM
Dav post one more! Than you'll have 1,800 post!

Psychochaos3
03-23-2007, 06:01 PM
Accomplishment, Taking more than a year to reach 1000 posts.

Grey Master
03-23-2007, 06:04 PM
Gonna take me less than a year to get 1000 posts, I posted crap. hahahaha