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Smon
03-10-2007, 01:34 AM
Little bastard. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Boy_subjected_to_harsh_criticism%2C_cries_l ike_little_girl.)

turtlefreak
03-10-2007, 11:11 AM
...
Am I the only one that sees something a little warpped with this?
Or is it just my imagination?

martmeister
03-10-2007, 12:18 PM
It's suppose to be warped; I was expecting to see credits to "The Onion" somewhere. Hints to commit suicide, threats of castration, yeah def fake.

KingCheez
03-10-2007, 12:42 PM
It's uncyclopedia, dur...

Davinq
03-10-2007, 02:13 PM
How many hours a day do you spend on video hosting sites Smon? I'm getting a little concerned.

BongoBob
03-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Uncyclopedia for the lulz.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-10-2007, 03:25 PM
Im not even gone get into this...

Smon
03-10-2007, 05:01 PM
How many hours a day do you spend on video hosting sites Smon? I'm getting a little concerned.
About half my time on the internet, so about 12.

Ah... I love Uncyclopedia...

For those of you disapproving of this, here is a guide to cutting your own head off. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Cut_Your_Own_Head_Off_With_a_Chainsaw)

martmeister
03-10-2007, 05:34 PM
well, that just sucks. And I was hoping to learn the "safe method."

turtlefreak
03-10-2007, 06:48 PM
I bet you some idiot out there is trying that right now...

Halo_92
03-11-2007, 03:33 PM
Hey ur hawt on myspace. lol

turtlefreak
03-11-2007, 09:09 PM
...
excuse me?

martmeister
03-11-2007, 11:10 PM
Probably too young for you Halo.

I need to do some serious editing of my site before I start inviting ppl. I don't think I've changed my pic in forever, no background, need to update my music, etc.

Davinq
03-12-2007, 12:10 AM
About half my time on the internet, so about 12.
Uber lulz.

Grey Master
03-12-2007, 09:22 AM
Hey ur hawt on myspace. lol

FBI? Yeah I will like to report a sex offender.


Halo, she's to young for you.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-12-2007, 09:37 AM
^LOL

GREY!!!! Be nice to Halo

TechnoTabby
03-13-2007, 03:28 PM
I thought you were not gonna get into it joe.

martmeister
03-14-2007, 08:14 AM
welcome back, Tabby. Out for 5 days?

JoeDoe 2.0
03-14-2007, 10:22 AM
I thought you were not gonna get into it joe.

Somebody has to stop this things before they turn ugly and we have a flame war in our hands, not that Grey will go that far but you never know.

itchythesamurai
03-14-2007, 03:38 PM
Dibs on joining Grey's side for the impending conflict!

Grey Master
03-14-2007, 04:06 PM
No fight is gonna take place itchy

itchythesamurai
03-14-2007, 05:09 PM
Aha! Secret Wars! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Wars)

Just FYI, I have a katana. Makes being eighteen worthwhile.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-15-2007, 09:31 AM
I want to buy this katana:

http://www.kultofathena.com/images/kai-gunto_katana_l.jpg

But Im not 18 yet, so I'll wait another year for it.

turtlefreak
03-15-2007, 07:26 PM
I am too young for all of you.
Sorry Halo.
Maybe in about twenty years...
lol

martmeister
03-15-2007, 07:28 PM
Nice katana, Joe. How much is it?

turtlefreak
03-15-2007, 07:30 PM
You're gonna cut something off, Joe.
Just a warning.

Davinq
03-15-2007, 09:14 PM
His dick.

I'm leaving now, I must complete my geometry homework.

Haramai!

Grey Master
03-16-2007, 06:10 PM
Actually, Jeremy is 16, he likes to lie a LOT about his age, he once told me he was 21.
@turtle: I think he has a girlfriend, just saying.

CSI
03-16-2007, 06:15 PM
@Joe: I want this one.

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg

Grey Master
03-16-2007, 06:19 PM
Read my previous post

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 07:14 PM
The katana I want costs $380.
@Grey: go to hell
@CSI: that katana looks EMO

TechnoTabby
03-16-2007, 07:42 PM
The katana you want Joe looks awsome......shiny........now I want to buy one of my own someday all I have now are a bunch of machetes they're good for hacking stuff.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 07:54 PM
Machetes are cool too

TechnoTabby
03-16-2007, 08:01 PM
Yeah chopping stuff is cool,but I still want a katana...........my cousin has one from Japan.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 08:13 PM
Katanas are cool too..... :wornout:

turtlefreak
03-16-2007, 11:11 PM
My grandma kept a machete on her door for a while there.
Kinda creepy...
lol

Davinq
03-16-2007, 11:14 PM
Swords shmords... I want a GUN! Preferably an actual real-life FM-900 Magnum, but it be's pretty expensive... *shudders*

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-17-2007, 02:07 AM
@Joe: I want this one.

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg
Megas gay.

Halo_92
03-17-2007, 03:11 AM
Has 2 much of an Nazi influence....

turtlefreak
03-17-2007, 11:54 AM
Did you know that the little Nazi sign actually was a native amaerican symobl for peace or a long life or some thing like that?
It was older than the Egyptian Aunkh, I think.
Before those german bastards adopted it as their symbol of hate. (pigs)

martmeister
03-17-2007, 12:24 PM
^^^Yeah. I think it was also "Love," "Loyalty," ...and other good words.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastikas

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 01:15 PM
CSI, why musat you post those things?

Davinq
03-17-2007, 01:48 PM
And people wonder why it's my personal symbol... I had to have a 'talk with the teacher' about it, and so I Googled the history of the symbol, and proved the above fact to her. IN THEIR FACES, BITCHES.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 02:58 PM
Good for you.

Poopdogjr
03-17-2007, 07:03 PM
I'm trying to break 1,000 today, and I don't have anything to add to this conversation really. Soooooooooooooooo, everybody do the charleston!

Smon
03-17-2007, 07:13 PM
NO, THE CARLTON!

It's not unusual, to be loved, by anyoOone...