News Today:Little bitch whines, more on this at 11

[Smon]

Little bastard. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Boy_subjected_to_harsh_criticism%2C_cries_l ike_little_girl.)

[turtlefreak]

...
Am I the only one that sees something a little warpped with this?
Or is it just my imagination?

[martmeister]

It's suppose to be warped; I was expecting to see credits to "The Onion" somewhere. Hints to commit suicide, threats of castration, yeah def fake.

[KingCheez]

It's uncyclopedia, dur...

[Davinq]

How many hours a day do you spend on video hosting sites Smon? I'm getting a little concerned.

[BongoBob]

Uncyclopedia for the lulz.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

Im not even gone get into this...

[Smon]

How many hours a day do you spend on video hosting sites Smon? I'm getting a little concerned.
About half my time on the internet, so about 12.

Ah... I love Uncyclopedia...

For those of you disapproving of this, here is a guide to cutting your own head off. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Cut_Your_Own_Head_Off_With_a_Chainsaw)

[martmeister]

well, that just sucks. And I was hoping to learn the "safe method."

[turtlefreak]

I bet you some idiot out there is trying that right now...

[Halo_92]

Hey ur hawt on myspace. lol

[turtlefreak]

...
excuse me?

[martmeister]

Probably too young for you Halo.

I need to do some serious editing of my site before I start inviting ppl. I don't think I've changed my pic in forever, no background, need to update my music, etc.

[Davinq]

About half my time on the internet, so about 12.
Uber lulz.

[Grey Master]

Hey ur hawt on myspace. lol

FBI? Yeah I will like to report a sex offender.


Halo, she's to young for you.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

^LOL

GREY!!!! Be nice to Halo

[TechnoTabby]

I thought you were not gonna get into it joe.

[martmeister]

welcome back, Tabby. Out for 5 days?

[JoeDoe 2.0]

I thought you were not gonna get into it joe.

Somebody has to stop this things before they turn ugly and we have a flame war in our hands, not that Grey will go that far but you never know.

[itchythesamurai]

Dibs on joining Grey's side for the impending conflict!

[Grey Master]

No fight is gonna take place itchy

[itchythesamurai]

Aha! Secret Wars! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Wars)

Just FYI, I have a katana. Makes being eighteen worthwhile.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

I want to buy this katana:

http://www.kultofathena.com/images/kai-gunto_katana_l.jpg

But Im not 18 yet, so I'll wait another year for it.

[turtlefreak]

I am too young for all of you.
Sorry Halo.
Maybe in about twenty years...
lol

[martmeister]

Nice katana, Joe. How much is it?

[turtlefreak]

You're gonna cut something off, Joe.
Just a warning.

[Davinq]

His dick.

I'm leaving now, I must complete my geometry homework.

Haramai!

[Grey Master]

Actually, Jeremy is 16, he likes to lie a LOT about his age, he once told me he was 21.
@turtle: I think he has a girlfriend, just saying.

[CSI]

@Joe: I want this one.

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg

[Grey Master]

Read my previous post

[JoeDoe 2.0]

The katana I want costs $380.
@Grey: go to hell
@CSI: that katana looks EMO

[TechnoTabby]

The katana you want Joe looks awsome......shiny........now I want to buy one of my own someday all I have now are a bunch of machetes they're good for hacking stuff.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

Machetes are cool too

[TechnoTabby]

Yeah chopping stuff is cool,but I still want a katana...........my cousin has one from Japan.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

Katanas are cool too..... :wornout:

[turtlefreak]

My grandma kept a machete on her door for a while there.
Kinda creepy...
lol

[Davinq]

Swords shmords... I want a GUN! Preferably an actual real-life FM-900 Magnum, but it be's pretty expensive... *shudders*

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

@Joe: I want this one.

http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg
Megas gay.

[Halo_92]

Has 2 much of an Nazi influence....

[turtlefreak]

Did you know that the little Nazi sign actually was a native amaerican symobl for peace or a long life or some thing like that?
It was older than the Egyptian Aunkh, I think.
Before those german bastards adopted it as their symbol of hate. (pigs)

[martmeister]

^^^Yeah. I think it was also "Love," "Loyalty," ...and other good words.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastikas

[JoeDoe 2.0]

CSI, why musat you post those things?

[Davinq]

And people wonder why it's my personal symbol... I had to have a 'talk with the teacher' about it, and so I Googled the history of the symbol, and proved the above fact to her. IN THEIR FACES, BITCHES.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

Good for you.

[Poopdogjr]

I'm trying to break 1,000 today, and I don't have anything to add to this conversation really. Soooooooooooooooo, everybody do the charleston!

[Smon]

NO, THE CARLTON!

It's not unusual, to be loved, by anyoOone...