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turtlefreak
03-11-2007, 10:27 PM
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So yeah.
If you have been following the drama on that "What's you favorite color?" thread, you would know that I have been flirting with this guy.
Well I was getting ready to ask him out.
But then he goes on a field trip and confesses his love to my friend and tells her he loves her more than me.
RIGHT after he kissed me.
Discuss.

Davinq
03-11-2007, 10:41 PM
That's pathetic. I'm sorry turtle, but to be kissed by the guy you like, then have him profess his love to your friend, seems hypocritical.

Another thing of note turtle, it's a real pain for a guy to be asked out by the girl, because a big part of fun for the guy is getting close to the girl, and the gut-wrenching moment when he asks her out. Ask him out, and part of the fun's ruined, and he already has something against you.

This should be renamed the Drama Thread, where people share all the misfortunes and life-changing events of recent times. I could right pages and pages on the break-up with my last girlfriend (who turned out to be bisexual btw), but I won't for the sake of everyone's sanity.

Need help with a relationship? Drop me a line, it works every time.

Psychochaos3
03-11-2007, 11:12 PM
B0r!n9. Dr4/\/\4 !5 n3v3r exciting. 70 m3, dr4m4 s33ms 3m0.

I don't care if you don't understand l33t.

turtlefreak
03-11-2007, 11:33 PM
hey, Dav.
Wanna be my consultant?
Take you on dates and you can help me work the guy over.
I can pay you in cookies.
Interested?
lol

Davinq
03-12-2007, 12:46 AM
Cookies... *drools*

Nah, my feminine companions simply seem to appreciate an experienced guy's perspective (namely mine :xp:) when going after men of their own.

Always wanted to be a date doctor anyways. XD

JoeDoe 2.0
03-12-2007, 10:15 AM
So yeah.
If you have been following the drama on that "What's you favorite color?" thread, you would know that I have been flirting with this guy.
Well I was getting ready to ask him out.
But then he goes on a field trip and confesses his love to my friend and tells her he loves her more than me.
RIGHT after he kissed me.
Discuss.

he played you and your friend
Seems hes just a piece of ****, want me to teach him a lesson? lol
Just saw your profile on Myspace, is that really you? If so, then don't worry, in High School, you are gonna be popular.

Grey Master
03-12-2007, 10:26 AM
Well, he seems like a real jackass, tf, you are better of without him.

Davinq
03-12-2007, 06:55 PM
Without women, you are suffering from FDS, which can be a symptom of homosexuality. FDD = Feminine Defficiency Syndrome.

DarthAve
03-12-2007, 07:16 PM
that guy's a playaaaaaaaa

I say you should go all ghetto on him an come to school with cornrows or somthing, and be all "What cho doin messin wit me? Am I gon have to give you a slappin, bitch? ~ghetto finger snap~ Now if you wanna keep of my kiss-my-ghetto-ass side, you'd betta step from me and my crew." But you have to say it southern. And if he doesn't, follow the steps provided.

1. Tell him to meet you in the parking lot after school.
2. Gather a posse of girls that have been played
3. Give them bludgony stuff. (Stones, lightsabers, meter sticks, ect.)
4. Tell him to step or else feel the woman's scorn.
5. If that doesn't work, aquire a TMBG CD.
6. Play the CD. People often get kinda scared when I jump around and sing Ana Ng(Dance motions included)

Grey Master
03-12-2007, 07:59 PM
BITCH SLAP HIS @$$ TF!

turtlefreak
03-12-2007, 08:15 PM
he played you and your friend
Seems hes just a piece of ****, want me to teach him a lesson? lol
Just saw your profile on Myspace, is that really you? If so, then don't worry, in High School, you are gonna be popular.
Is that a complement? lol
And yeah.
he is a piece of sh!t.
I smacked him in math really hard.
It was funny.
I dont like him any more.
I've learned my lesson.
And if you interested in seeing which scum bag blew me off...
He's the john on my top friends.
I need to move him....

Grey Master
03-12-2007, 08:17 PM
[FORCE PERSUASION] Use the Dark Side![/FORCE PERSUASION]

*Evil Emperor Palpatine laugh*

turtlefreak
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
you're on crack.
If he tries anything, I swear I will kick him in the balls.

zelda 41
03-12-2007, 09:12 PM
THTA BITCH!!!! You know wat i say turtle? STRATCH HIS EYES OUT!!!!! (i did that once. Oh so worth the detention~)

Poopdogjr
03-12-2007, 09:21 PM
Not to sound like a total poop-dawg, but aren't you still just in middle school? No offense but at this point it doesnt really matter all that much. Hell it doesnt even matter that mich in High School. college is where you have to start worrying about this stuff. Until then just give all guys the middle finger. We understand.

martmeister
03-12-2007, 09:56 PM
<agrees w/Poopdogjr> The finger or "I'll tell my daddy" tends to work. Making underexaggerated claims of the size of his penis will probably humilate him. Just make sure you say something like "his sister/little bro told me" or "he pulled down his pants," "was pissing on a tree," etc. You don't want your plans to backfire on you. He prob won't try any weird sh1t 'til late high school. College is when you might actually need pepper spray; right now would be overkill.

DarthAve
03-12-2007, 10:31 PM
you are gonna be popular.
"Popular. You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploy's when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce!"

You know what? ~leaves exile.~ I'M BACK BITCHES!

martmeister
03-12-2007, 10:34 PM
You know what? ~leaves exile.~ I'M BACK BITCHES!


Yippee! Oh, Happy Birthday. Hope you haven't had too much cheesecake.

turtlefreak
03-12-2007, 11:19 PM
<agrees w/Poopdogjr> The finger or "I'll tell my daddy" tends to work. Making underexaggerated claims of the size of his penis will probably humilate him. Just make sure you say something like "his sister/little bro told me" or "he pulled down his pants," "was pissing on a tree," etc. You don't want your plans to backfire on you. He prob won't try any weird sh1t 'til late high school. College is when you might actually need pepper spray; right now would be overkill.
I know.
Too much drama
But that's all the fun you can have in middle school.
Before you have to start worrying about the important things in life.
Have fun and be stupid for as long as you can.
lol

DarthAve
03-12-2007, 11:24 PM
You should chillax turtle. Go listen to some Aquabats.

Nothing makes me feel better than jumping up and down singing Super Rad.

Also, there's a hot guy in my study hall. He fell asleep and I got to kick him in the side. Than he woke up and had lines on his face, it was funny.

turtlefreak
03-12-2007, 11:26 PM
lol
This one guy was touching me and he touched a little to much and I did like a round-house kick on his ass.
It was funny.
He had a foot print on his face for about a week.
lol

DarthAve
03-12-2007, 11:30 PM
that's pimplishious Turtle.

God I missed, like, half you guys. I'm sorry I was compleatly bitchtastic when I stormed off but I've been under a lot of stress lately. Let me list...

-4 page Alpha Social Studies DBQ on why Andrew Jackson was democratic
-Science project where we had to come up with some dumbass idea to help lazy people.
-Plan my birthday party, which is this Saturday
-Super hard math homework everyday
-Jr T.I. stuff
-Solo and ensomble practice
-Newspaper artical
-Clean my room
-Talent show on friday.

Thank god it's almost over.

turtlefreak
03-12-2007, 11:34 PM
Damn.
I just have a test and those boy issues.
And a jazz concert coming up.
*MAYHEM AND TABBY YOU BETTER SHOW UP!!!!*

DarthAve
03-12-2007, 11:39 PM
I should find a boyfriend. I'll ask that kid in my study hall if he's single. He probably isn't. Those whores at my school will date anybody.

Davinq
03-13-2007, 02:01 AM
Right guys, since everything is (almost) back to normal, we need to put down regulations - no, NOT rules - just ideals to follow. Such as NO MORE DRAMA.

There. Have fun peeps.

Grey Master
03-13-2007, 10:31 AM
THIS HAS TURNED INTO A COMPLETE GIRL THREAD!!!!
SAVE ME SATAN!!

JoeDoe 2.0
03-13-2007, 10:43 AM
^Burn in Hell. lol

@Ave: I recommend that you finish first all the things you have to do then find yourself a boyfriend. :)

MAYHEM COME BACK!!!!

Halo_92
03-13-2007, 02:29 PM
hey, Dav.
Wanna be my consultant?
Take you on dates and you can help me work the guy over.
I can pay you in cookies.
Interested?
lol

I'd do it. Cookies are good and I just happen to know how to help people :xp:
when you live with 4 girls things happen. Unfortunatly.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-13-2007, 03:27 PM
im back yall im back yall im b-b-b-back yall back with 16 mbit/s downstream oh yeah

@Ave- I'm glad to see you took my recommendation and read Breakfast at Tiffany's. Capote is a brilliant writer.

@Psychochaos- You must join me on my trip to Tokyo to kick TV Tokyo's schedule people in the nuts for making Naruto Shippuuden air every other week instead of every week.

TechnoTabby
03-13-2007, 03:50 PM
Wow I'm gone for I think five day and all this happens.Ok Lex you should lay off guys till your out of high school (you can date and crush hearts for a bit).All the real love crap happens when your I dont know 20 maybe 24.As for middle school tell all the guys that want to date you these exact words "F$#k off bitch".Now for John, Lex I think you should accidently make his head come in contact with your fist a few more times then just ignore him.Lex focus on your school crap and work on your fighting game skills.

Also for all of you that dont know Mayhems parents are being asses and banned her from the internet for a while. I dont know when she's coming back.

Halo_92
03-13-2007, 06:56 PM
mono e mono.

DarthAve
03-13-2007, 06:59 PM
@Ave- I'm glad to see you took my recommendation and read Breakfast at Tiffany's. Capote is a brilliant writer.
Actually, that's on my reading list next. Right now though, I have to finish Animal Farm.

Halo_92
03-13-2007, 07:04 PM
mana e mana

Davinq
03-13-2007, 07:22 PM
I'd do it. Cookies are good and I just happen to know how to help people :xp:
when you live with 4 girls things happen. Unfortunatly.
4 SISTERS!? Sh!t man I sympathize deeply for you, only having one seems bad enough. >_>

DarthAve
03-13-2007, 07:28 PM
I'm an only child. xD

Also Turtle, for dealing with this John guy I have a remedy .

As soon as he walks into a room that you're in, you need to sing broadway song. PotO, Les Mis, Wicked, I really don't care. JUST SING BROADWAY MUSIC!

A. You'll scare away John because Broadway scares straight men(Except Shane apparently).
B. You'll make a lot of gay male friends.

Halo_92
03-13-2007, 08:56 PM
u said gayz.....lolz

Davinq
03-13-2007, 09:17 PM
OH DID SHE?

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGA YGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYG AYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY...

You know I could do worse.

Poopdogjr
03-13-2007, 10:24 PM
It's true it will scare most straight men away. But i'm sure you'll make lots of fabulous friends.

DarthAve
03-13-2007, 11:30 PM
It's true it will scare most straight men away. But i'm sure you'll make lots of fabulous friends.
Exactly, just watch out. If they look at all like Todd Oldham, they could steal your man. My mom warned me of this at an early age. Gay men have the superpower to make other men curious. Just show interest in Rent, and it's hook line and sinker. Oh YEAH! Flag line is the gay man's football.

Oh and if you really wanna scare them, try love songs.

martmeister
03-13-2007, 11:37 PM
Yeah, everyone tends to be spooked when hearing love songs from people they don't love.

DarthAve
03-13-2007, 11:57 PM
Martmeiser, I gotta tell you somthing.

Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime;
let me lead you from you solitude.
Say you need me with you, here beside you,
anywhere you go, let me go too,
that's all I ask of you.

martmeister
03-14-2007, 09:03 AM
^^^
lol. Don't make me use the punjab lasso on you.

Grey Master
03-14-2007, 10:58 AM
*starts to driink*

JoeDoe 2.0
03-14-2007, 11:28 AM
Not that again, ok ppl, plz do not give alcohol to Grey due to his obsession with it. lol

Halo_92
03-14-2007, 02:27 PM
Hey Grey lets go to the bar and solve our differences. m'kay?

It's on me.

itchythesamurai
03-14-2007, 04:00 PM
To a gay bar? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CPvCopt990w)

Grey Master
03-14-2007, 05:05 PM
Hey Grey lets go to the bar and solve our differences. m'kay?

It's on me.

Are you sure you are not gonna try to insult me later?
@itchy: Lmao

DarthAve
03-14-2007, 06:29 PM
lol. Don't make me use the punjab lasso on you.

http://www.electricartists.com/phantom/images/495-C601-28.jpg

EEEEEEMMMMMOOOOO GGGGGGOOOOTTTTHHH PHANTOM!

itchythesamurai
03-14-2007, 06:34 PM
Hey, that's King Leonidas!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/GBPic.jpg

DarthAve
03-14-2007, 06:42 PM
No offence to Gerard Butler, but you're the worst choice ever to play that Phantom of the Opera. You were sucky and made of fail. But it's not your fault you got picked, it's Andrew Lloyd Webber's for even screwing up the book and creating that half assed broadway show based on the Leroux's masterpeice.

itchythesamurai
03-14-2007, 06:47 PM
But you have to admit, he makes a mad hot Dracula.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GBPic2.jpg

Davinq
03-14-2007, 07:17 PM
0.o

F.D.D.!

martmeister
03-14-2007, 09:31 PM
I've never actually seen the play. The last one I remember was Michael something and Sarah Brightman as Phantom and Christine.
I read the book (at least I think it was THE PoTO book) about Erik's life.

...King Leonidas kicked arse in that movie! The Spartans reminded me of the US Army with their war chant, mentality, badassness. Brought a little knot to my throat.

Davinq
03-14-2007, 10:03 PM
F.D.D. = Feminine Deficiency Disorder - symptomatic of homosexuality! :O

DarthAve
03-14-2007, 10:25 PM
There's nothing wrong with being gay! They dismissed that in the 70's.

Oh yeah, and right now I'm doing a peely mask. It's tingly and good. And earlier, I threw over 100 dollars in the air and danced like a girl in a rap video.

martmeister
03-15-2007, 12:31 AM
But did you have Cristal-filled jacuzis?

Halo_92
03-15-2007, 03:24 AM
Are you sure you are not gonna try to insult me later?
@itchy: Lmao

I won't insult you.

Friends?

Ray Jones
03-15-2007, 12:50 PM
Love's purpose is to flush it down the toilet, twice. No really, I mean it, because in the end it's all about sex.

Halo_92
03-15-2007, 02:44 PM
Never been a more truer statement. EVER.

Davinq
03-15-2007, 07:02 PM
I resent that. True, but resented.

Grey Master
03-16-2007, 06:54 PM
Ok Halo, there should be peace between us.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 08:27 PM
So this means the end of the most famous conflict on RD history? [dramatic music]

TechnoTabby
03-16-2007, 08:33 PM
OHEMGEE!!

Halo_92
03-16-2007, 09:00 PM
Joe, what the hell r u talking about?

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 09:05 PM
something, what are you talking about?

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-16-2007, 09:12 PM
Hey, that's King Leonidas!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/GBPic.jpg
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN ACAPULCO!

JoeDoe 2.0
03-16-2007, 09:16 PM
Have you seen that movie jmac? iz aw3som3!

turtlefreak
03-17-2007, 12:18 AM
I wanna see that.
I saw the documentary.
Looks good.

Davinq
03-17-2007, 12:42 AM
So this means the end of the most famous conflict on RD history? [dramatic music]
No. Wrong. Zelly/Dark vs. Ave was the most famous conflict in RD history. What would you newbies know about RD's history anyways? You ain't been around long enough! :xp:

CSI
03-17-2007, 02:03 AM
Yawn. Kick someone out of your life, then find another one. That's how people usually do.

Halo_92
03-17-2007, 04:03 AM
I agree, now get out.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 02:06 PM
Halo, must you ba a jerk to CSI, eh?

@Davinq: I was being SARCASTIC, do you know that word? I was giving more importance to the dumb fight those two had.

Davinq
03-17-2007, 02:20 PM
It is difficult to detect sarcasm on the internet Joe, so please use tags in the future. ^_-

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Sorry for the outburst, but the forums are soooooooooooooooooooo boring on the weekends. :)

Davinq
03-17-2007, 02:30 PM
I know, lots of people who normally do don't log on.

How do you take screenshots using Xfire?

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 02:32 PM
I don't know, ask Halo.

Davinq
03-17-2007, 02:42 PM
a: He's not on
b: I already asked him last night when he was trying to log on to Republic Commando.

Halo_92
03-17-2007, 02:55 PM
I just told you........ -_-

Davinq
03-17-2007, 02:59 PM
Lawl.

Yo MySpace looks funny.

Halo_92
03-17-2007, 03:03 PM
I need 2 put sum funny shyte on dere..

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 03:53 PM
I don't like MySpace, any other sites out there?

Grey Master
03-17-2007, 04:25 PM
Look it up

Davinq
03-17-2007, 04:41 PM
LiveJournal? Iono.

Poopdogjr
03-17-2007, 07:56 PM
The intrawebz is gonna get youz.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-21-2007, 11:16 AM
Let them try....*lifts katana to middle guard position*

Davinq
03-21-2007, 09:50 PM
But uh... Joe? The internetz isn't after youz...

>_>

<_<

*takes off*

JoeDoe 2.0
03-23-2007, 10:20 AM
Somebody seems a little jumpy and paranoid

turtlefreak
03-23-2007, 11:13 PM
He's gotta pee...
*rolls eyes*

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 01:45 AM
Dav is always paranoid, he livez in his house and never leavez, looking out by poking his binocularz through the blindz. The last guy that tried to enter his house was promptly hacked up and eaten. Dur.

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 01:07 PM
hey mayhem
stole your sig for my myspace headline
dont be mad
sorry
it just seemed to work for the whole "people these days" theme
thanks

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 04:15 PM
Thief

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 05:30 PM
at least i admit it
unlike u
u holding mayhem's puppy for ransom
Shame shame...

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 05:56 PM
The monopoly money is on it's way.

...Dont worry ... Chewbacca ...

turtlefreak
03-25-2007, 12:17 PM
I thought u named it Tequilla?

Grey Master
03-25-2007, 03:41 PM
Chewbacca is gonna get a visit from Mr shotgun

turtlefreak
03-25-2007, 09:16 PM
My daddy visited Mr. Shotgun once.
Haven't seen him since...
Odd...
:/

Grey Master
03-26-2007, 09:50 AM
http://clug.chicago.il.us/mail-archive/Nov2000/att-0516/02-hostage1.jpg

I got this little guy too, HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!! I'm so evil and lame!

CSI
03-26-2007, 02:54 PM
Oh...no, not again...[Shots turtlefreak in her head because her avatar is pretty nasty]

Halo_92
03-26-2007, 05:46 PM
I will kill all of you.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-26-2007, 05:51 PM
Obviously not with laughter though.

Halo_92
03-26-2007, 06:07 PM
no It was not ment 2 be funni.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-26-2007, 06:55 PM
yea ill c u irl then b liek 'dont u kno who i am on the internet?' then ull b all liek yeah ok and leave a fo' i lump u out

martmeister
03-26-2007, 07:18 PM
Breathe in...breathe out....breathe in....breathe out.

"There is no chaos, there is harmony."

Grey Master
03-27-2007, 10:06 AM
Chaos is a natural part of life, to get rid of it is like killing yourself.

Ray Jones
03-27-2007, 10:20 AM
Order is an island of interference in the ocean of chaos. Thus, is there harmony, then there is chaos.

Grey Master
03-27-2007, 11:05 AM
Ying and Yang, rofl

Ray Jones
03-27-2007, 11:29 AM
If at all, it's Yin, Yang and Wu Wei, to be more specific.

Poopdogjr
03-27-2007, 07:50 PM
Pfft. Just lame excuses for people to explain why the universe "evens" things out. Bullcrap. There is magic and there is guns. That's it. And sometimes you get magical guns. Basically go blue-jays.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-28-2007, 11:01 AM
Im MIA for a few days and look what happens to RD

Like Poopdog said, May the Magic be with you!

CSI
03-28-2007, 01:55 PM
[Blocks JoeDoe with his katana] Pfft. Now what? You want me to use Final Release?

TechnoTabby
03-28-2007, 04:04 PM
I want to shoot something with my dads rifle...it be a pretty gun.

Ray Jones
03-28-2007, 04:07 PM
Katanas are for girls.

CSI
03-28-2007, 04:38 PM
Real men use fists. [Blocking a shotgun blast]What?

DarthAve
03-28-2007, 04:54 PM
I use lightsabers. xD

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-28-2007, 04:56 PM
I use the torn off limbs of my fallen enemies.

Ray Jones
03-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Real men use their penis.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-28-2007, 05:52 PM
How do you think I tear off their limbs? One quick swat and off come their arms. Usually takes 2 for the legs, maybe more if they're a bit hefty.

Ray Jones
03-28-2007, 06:43 PM
For but one second I failed to see how that adds context to my post. Of course only because I knew a writer crew named swat posse back inne days.

TechnoTabby
03-29-2007, 02:46 AM
I want a katana...I will get one...someday if I'm not broke.

martmeister
03-29-2007, 09:34 AM
How much would a katana cost? I mean one that's meant primarily to hack off limbs and disembowel people, not the decorative ones at the mall. And one that your "regular" ninja would be issued, not the special forged-by-legendary-blademaster-and-weaponsmith like in Kill Bill.

Jae Onasi
03-29-2007, 10:20 AM
How much would a katana cost? I mean one that's meant primarily to hack off limbs and disembowel people, not the decorative ones at the mall. And one that your "regular" ninja would be issued, not the special forged-by-legendary-blademaster-and-weaponsmith like in Kill Bill.

You can theoretically sharpen the decorative ones, but it's not worth it--the blades are weak. A 'real' one that has been forged properly and is good quality is going to run you about $800-$1000. The special 'forged by the legendary weaponsmith' ones could easily run 10 times that or more because of all the time involved to forge the blade and do the fancy decorative stuff.

If you have a proper sword that's been sharpened to a fine edge, you can do some serious damage to people, including yourself. If you merely drop the edge or tip of a properly sharpened sword on your foot from any height more than a few inches, for instance, it can actually go through it.

Mind you, I'm not recommending you do this....

Davinq
03-29-2007, 09:27 PM
Kill Bill FTW!!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/davinq/kill-bill-vol-27.jpg

Grey Master
03-30-2007, 10:35 AM
Anime Kill Bill FTW!!!

http://www.chompete2.blogger.com.br/Kill_Bill_001.jpg

CSI
03-31-2007, 12:43 AM
Huh, Bleach FTW.
http://narutoetcie.free.fr/308783640%5B1%5D.jpg

JoeDoe 2.0
03-31-2007, 11:13 PM
Mario FTW!!
http://tivac.com/images/backgrounds/Mario_Legacy.jpeg

martmeister
03-31-2007, 11:23 PM
Damnit, Joe! My screen's only 19"

Thanks for the pricing info, Jae. While one day, I might feasibly buy a 'regular katana,' I wouldn't buy a special katana unless I had kick-ass training.

Grey Master
03-31-2007, 11:34 PM
I got a real katana, I sharpen it 2 times a month, and it cuts nicely, payed $1,500 for it, worth every cent.

martmeister
04-01-2007, 01:19 AM
^^^Awesome, Grey Master! Where did you get the katana from?

Grey Master
04-01-2007, 01:34 AM
Talked to a guy that sells decorative katanas on a mall, I asked him and told me that he could get me one, no questions asked, I payed him and now I have my own katana.
Though I have get to use it on a thief dumb enough to enter my house.

martmeister
04-01-2007, 01:56 AM
One of my friends had some decorative swords that got stolen at his apt. Equip the katana with a wrist-exploding device in the hilt like on Blade. Sure he can pick it up, but when he's dripping blood everywhere, he's more likely to drop and run (and you can track him and devour his soul easier).

Grey Master
04-01-2007, 01:57 AM
I like to torture the souls better, makes the pleasure of devouring them better, HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!

JoeDoe 2.0
04-01-2007, 06:00 PM
You creep me out Grey

@mart: Sorry about that dude, its just that the Mario pic was too awesome to not post it

Miss_Mayhem
04-01-2007, 06:02 PM
Thanks for stretching the page ...

Grey Master
04-01-2007, 06:13 PM
^I support that statement 110% , let the manhunt for Joe begin

DarthAve
04-01-2007, 07:30 PM
Joe, I do not approve of this page stretching.

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-02-2007, 08:48 AM
Huh, Bleach FTW.
http://narutoetcie.free.fr/308783640%5B1%5D.jpg
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/213/e/3/Hey_Everyone____Shinji_Hirako__by_AizenSousuke.jpg