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Davinq
03-17-2007, 03:26 PM
ROLE CALL! WHO IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE AT LFRD!?

Active:

Darth_Ave
Thrik
Smon
DylanMay
Davinq
Grey Master
Techno Tabby
turtlefreak
Halo_92
jmac7142
Samnmax221
itchythesamurai
martmeister
JoeDoe 2.0
Ray Jones
milo
Poopdogjr
zelda 41
Klia (?)
Miss_Mayhem
BongoBob
Das Mole
KingCheez
Psychochaos3
Skye
Samuel Dravis

Inactive:

Mashi An'krekku
TSR
St. Jimmy
Kanuckle

Will be edited as per anyone I missed.

Davinq
03-17-2007, 03:28 PM
Note: all first posts must have the announcement of whether or not you are here, such as this post;

Davinq is currently active.

Halo_92
03-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Halo_92 is currently active.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-17-2007, 03:56 PM
I'm still alive at the moment.

Grey Master
03-17-2007, 04:17 PM
I'm still here, ready to make you cry.

TechnoTabby
03-17-2007, 06:36 PM
I are present.

Poopdogjr
03-17-2007, 07:51 PM
I am proabably not here.

Das Mole
03-17-2007, 10:30 PM
i'm herre. doi

Samuel Dravis
03-17-2007, 11:54 PM
Hey, that's a lot of people here! I thought JD said it was dying off or something. I don't believe it because I will spam in the memory of those lost.

Smon
03-18-2007, 12:18 AM
Smon is here. And totally metal. Got the unofficial DethAlbum from some guy's MySpace and picked up the Saw III soundtrack with HATREDCOPTER.

martmeister
03-18-2007, 01:05 AM
Martmeister is here. He won't be here in a few b/c his lack of sleep is catching up with him. ...I like the music from 300. Megadeth's "The System has Failed" was the last album in which I enjoyed at least half of it.

Davinq
03-18-2007, 01:44 AM
And I just saw Skye log in, better add him to the list.

Samuel Dravis
03-18-2007, 02:16 AM
Ahem. I am waiting.

DylanMay
03-18-2007, 02:35 AM
Hey, what's with the question mark?? I'm here lik every day. I just lurk most of the time.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 02:27 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~wave~

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 02:34 PM
No caps in my username. FIX IT.

Davinq
03-18-2007, 02:53 PM
Hey, what's with the question mark?? I'm here lik every day. I just lurk most of the time.
Yessir.

No caps in my username. FIX IT.
Yes ma'am.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 05:09 PM
You can move Mashi to inactive. She's way pissed at the forums since they took out her sig.

itchythesamurai
03-18-2007, 06:49 PM
I'm active! And by that, I mean I sit a lot in front of my computer for extended periods of time. Irony.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 08:06 PM
You can move Mashi to inactive. She's way pissed at the forums since they took out her sig.
No one cares about the furry.

itchythesamurai
03-18-2007, 08:14 PM
Hey, at least she's not into zoophilia...yet. Also, I like your hypnotic avatar there, jmac!

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 08:26 PM
Says you. I have no reason to believe she isn't into ****ing animals.

Samuel Dravis
03-18-2007, 08:45 PM
Davinq. I am waiting to be added to the list. If not I will incite the peasants to mob violence. Capice?

KingCheez
03-18-2007, 09:16 PM
Says you. I have no reason to believe she isn't into ****ing animals.
don't you have a haruhi realdoll

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 09:16 PM
No I lost it in the move ;_;

Samuel Dravis
03-18-2007, 10:10 PM
Real men would have a spare, jmac. For shame!

Davinq
03-18-2007, 10:31 PM
Real men would have a spare, jmac. For shame!
ZOMG I'm so sorry Sam. How did I forget you!? Ah well, fix'd.

I'm active! And by that, I mean I sit a lot in front of my computer for extended periods of time. Irony.
XD

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 10:49 PM
I care about Mashi. YOU BEER. GUZZILING. IMBECILE.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 10:53 PM
I don't drink.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 10:56 PM
Do you have any proof?

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 10:58 PM
I don't need no proof.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 11:00 PM
Than I do not believe you.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-18-2007, 11:10 PM
Shut your whore mouth.

Samnmax221
03-18-2007, 11:21 PM
I don't drink.
Rite, you Sake swilling AZN wannabe.

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 11:28 PM
Shut your whore mouth.
No, Bill Nye the Science GAY

OWN ZONE!

Miss_Mayhem
03-18-2007, 11:45 PM
I may not be as much a presence as usual, but your wannabe mod, Mayhem's here.

Ray Jones is hardley ever around, niether are Klia, or Skye, Mashi and Cheez. We know who they are, and they are veterans, but they've really laid off.

martmeister
03-19-2007, 12:43 AM
I guess no money = no Internet = DUH!

But really, that does suck to have no mola. I remember my last job...

Ray Jones
03-19-2007, 07:05 AM
Ray Jones is hardley ever around, niether are Klia, or Skye, Mashi and Cheez. We know who they are, and they are veterans, but they've really laid off.
(A) You don't know who I are.
(B) You don't want to know who I are.
(C) I get laid, often, that is correct.
(D) So the point of your statement was?

Jae Onasi
03-19-2007, 01:08 PM
Ah, I see you're executing "Plan E" on a regular basis, Ray. :xp:

Ray Jones
03-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Well .. I can't help it, it dominates my life, I guess. :P

But the truth is, Jae, there is a /real/ Plan E, a plan so excellent and unique, that it's been kept secret for almost 9 centuries now, so what I tell you now must not leave this internet ever or we're like doomed, forever.
(The passphrase is to be entered case sensitive: "Is there a sutra which tells us about Plan B?")
Sutra? :max: Don't be silly. A sutra isn't exactly a spontaneous thing. That's what Wally the space dolphin is for!

:assult:

Wally the space dolphin has been caught completely unprepared for a contingency plan B since he was supposed to deal with plans E and S, and vaguely recalls a nervous looking eskimo man at the conference meeting who was supposed to be the plan B guy. Wally says get off his back--he's just a mid-level manager, and is really the most powerless guy in the whole structure with bosses above and below, not one of whom had the merest flicker of insight that he--a space dolphin--who was thoroughly trained and briefed in preparation for two other plans, would be expected to deliver the goods to an auditorium full of stern shareholders who fully intended to hear from him the details of plan freaking B. So:

Plan B: What do you want from me? I'm a space dolphin!

Plan E: Switch Laura Bush with Jane Fonda in the middle of the night and take pictures of the surprised president's face the next morning.

Plan S: Tweak the laws of fluid dynamics so that water will run uphill.

turtlefreak
03-19-2007, 07:28 PM
I am physically here, but metally, I'm in Hawaii!

martmeister
03-19-2007, 08:30 PM
^^^I'm physically in NC eating jello shots, waiting on my pizza, about to play Psychonauts. I'm mentally: damn, I don't know anymore.

Davinq
03-19-2007, 08:42 PM
Ah, I see you're executing "Plan E" on a regular basis, Ray. :xp:
The Jae Onasi? What brings you away from the Star Wars forums where you make home, precious?

Samuel Dravis
03-19-2007, 08:56 PM
I think she and and the other star wars noobs talk about us in the chatbox they have in Star Wars Land. UGH! NERDS. :p

Jae Onasi
03-19-2007, 09:08 PM
@ Ray :lol:

@Davinq--aren't you sweet! You need to come back and visit sometime.
I had to give Ray a hard time about Plan E. Figuratively speaking, of course. It was too good to pass up. :D

@SD--we've been trying to diagnose the psychoses here.
The treatment of course is playing the game more. :D

DarthAve
03-19-2007, 09:29 PM
Jae's here? and no Devon? SHWEET.

Emperor Devon
03-19-2007, 10:11 PM
Jae's here? and no Devon? SHWEET.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k254/EmperorDevon/amuse.gif

turtlefreak
03-19-2007, 10:21 PM
....
Who the hell are you people?
:/

Poopdogjr
03-19-2007, 10:29 PM
Strangers? I'm both scared and afraid.

itchythesamurai
03-19-2007, 10:38 PM
You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company.

Davinq
03-19-2007, 10:50 PM
I'm still in your sig ED? Damn, it's been there a while now, eh?

martmeister
03-19-2007, 11:12 PM
Souls or soles? I hope he doesn't have to resort to eating shoes or feet.

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 02:46 AM
You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company.

A pleasure as always, itchy! One must always maintain proper etiquette, whether one is dining upon something as ordinary as chicken or something as exotic as a souls wrongfully torn from someone's body by the blackest of foul magicks. Being polite is a must!

Jae Onasi
03-21-2007, 03:18 AM
Don't let him fool you--he's only polite when he's serving the fava beans and chianti.

On corned beef hash and beer nights, he slouches in his flannel bathrobe scratching heaven-know-what and trying to see which body part can make the louder noise while contemplating ear wax.

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 03:33 AM
Hogwash, I say! No one who speaks in as dignified manner as I do could resort to such slothful habits!

Grey Master
03-21-2007, 09:55 AM
More people are coming here, seems that the lure of the Nuts Side is strong....

Ray Jones
03-21-2007, 01:59 PM
Excellent. More people. My voodoo has succeeded. Now on to the virgins.

Jae Onasi
03-21-2007, 02:14 PM
Hogwash, I say! No one who speaks in as dignified manner as I do could resort to such slothful habits!

*cough*bullsh!t*cough*

zelda 41
03-21-2007, 03:17 PM
i'm here. but i think i've gone mute. i haven't been able to talk for 2 days DDDDD:

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 04:25 PM
Don't let him fool you--he's only polite when he's serving the fava beans and chianti.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Heyes.jpg/300px-Heyes.jpg

Will there be liver at this meal?

Jae Onasi
03-21-2007, 07:01 PM
Will there be liver at this meal?

They had a run on liver so he had to settle for kidney pie instead. :)

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 07:19 PM
Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

If so, I know Newspeak.

Davinq
03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
*cough*bullsh!t*cough*
Jae! You naughty woman!

martmeister
03-21-2007, 09:49 PM
Huh, huh! She said, "crack." Sorry, a little B&B

Davinq
03-21-2007, 09:51 PM
Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

If so, I know Newspeak.
So? It's just Jae... and Rogue... and Thrik... and Smon too. Oh. Point taken.

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 09:57 PM
Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

If so, I know Newspeak.

http://www.nregion.com/pic/1984_big_brother.gif

Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue!

Davinq
03-21-2007, 10:04 PM
0.o

Beg your pardon?

And I want my footnote in your sig modified to ''Oh, so that's what your mom looks like eh?''

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 10:21 PM
Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue!
YES! Let me translate for those who haven't read 1984 yet...

"Understand the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth"

Fabulous book. I just got passed where he talked to the old guy about pre-Rebellion days.

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 10:28 PM
Beg your pardon?

That is plusungood! The miniluv knows of your facecrime! You are oldthinking and oldspeaking! Upsub to Newspeak! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Newspeak_words)

"Understand Blindly love the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization submit will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! mindless entertainment provided by your government to distract you from your misery! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth" Thank your English Socialist Ministry of Truth for it!

Close!

CSI
03-21-2007, 10:30 PM
Yawn...1984 bores me to death.

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 10:33 PM
Close!
I think I did good for someone that hasn't finished the book yet...

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 11:01 PM
You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company.

Be gladly as devon's possession for there is far worse. And Hope I don't get ahold of the remains after he is finished.

martmeister
03-21-2007, 11:15 PM
^^^Is that info from what you read or from Cliff Notes?

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-21-2007, 11:44 PM
So? It's just Jae... and Rogue... and Thrik... and Smon too. Oh. Point taken.
Niner has said on multiple occasions that he won't post here (AIDS).

Jae Onasi
03-21-2007, 11:46 PM
Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

If so, I know Newspeak.

If there is, they haven't told me. Of course, some messages don't make it to me in Hotel Asylum.... :D

@Davinq--bonus points if you can name the movie that my pithy reply to Devon is from.

I refuse to speak Devon's commie Newspeak. :xp:

Poopdogjr
03-22-2007, 12:14 AM
Pfft 1984. 1985 is where it's at. Godzilla had one of his greatest movies ever, and I was born. Coincidince? I KNOW not. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I vote 1985 as best year EVA.

I like having all sorts of new people here now. More people for me to taint with insanity and send out into the unsuspecting world, thus spreading like peanut butter on a sandwich. Without jelly. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. Jelly sucks.

Davinq
03-22-2007, 01:32 AM
If there is, they haven't told me. Of course, some messages don't make it to me in Hotel Asylum.... :D

@Davinq--bonus points if you can name the movie that my pithy reply to Devon is from.

I refuse to speak Devon's commie Newspeak. :xp:
Psh, I'm not much of a movie buff, but I'll hazard a guess at the obscenity-replete Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Halo_92
03-22-2007, 12:39 PM
Little Women?

Jae Onasi
03-22-2007, 04:07 PM
@Halo "Little Women Meet Pulp Fiction"

Psh, I'm not much of a movie buff, but I'll hazard a guess at the obscenity-replete Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Top Gun. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes)

The sequence is in the "Favorite quotes" section (I'll be insane enough to give you the advisory that some of the language is not PG-13 :xp: ) towards the bottom, the one that starts with:

Charlie: So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?....

It's a 20 year old movie now, but some of the lines in it are hilarious and the flight scenes are very cool.

Samuel Dravis
03-22-2007, 04:15 PM
But.....but...Tom Cruise... :p

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 04:46 PM
"I F*CKING LOVE KATIE HOLMES! I'M GON KILL YOU OPRAH!" ~electricute~

Try working on your low self esteem, you stupid freak.

Samuel Dravis
03-22-2007, 04:51 PM
Roffles he is a weirdo. Got skillz tho, just see this vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Ik6QFuCbQ).

Davinq
03-22-2007, 07:59 PM
@Halo "Little Women Meet Pulp Fiction"



Top Gun. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes)

The sequence is in the "Favorite quotes" section (I'll be insane enough to give you the advisory that some of the language is not PG-13 :xp: ) towards the bottom, the one that starts with:

Charlie: So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?....

It's a 20 year old movie now, but some of the lines in it are hilarious and the flight scenes are very cool.

I watched some of that movie... kinda weird, they're in a training mission or something and the ejector seat kinda goes bad and crushes this one guy's skull. Blech.

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 09:16 PM
lol, we were watching The Alamo in Social Studies, but I was kinda paying not too much attention because I just got to the part in 1984 where Winston and Julia do it in that field. But there was this part where they showed Jim Bowie dead on his bed. He was all covered in blood and the walls were bloody and you could see his insides and there were a lot of dead Mexicans on the floor and there was blood and there were a bunch of dead mexicans in a tree and some got shot with a cannon full o' nails and it was SO AWESOME!

Emperor Devon
03-22-2007, 09:27 PM
I refuse to speak Devon's commie Newspeak. :xp:

Comrade Onasivich! Insisting upon oldspeak is a thoughtcrime, and from a Party member no less! I thought you were a goodthinking member of the miniluv! This is doublethinking!

Davinq
03-22-2007, 09:34 PM
I'm beginning to understand what he's speaktalking about.

Oh sh!tpoop! It's catching on!

Davinq
03-22-2007, 09:36 PM
0.o

Beg your pardon?

And I want my footnote in your sig modified to ''Oh, so that's what your mom looks like eh?''
Mod's pet peeve: double posting. Sorry Jae. But Devon should see this. Because I'm no longer terrified of his mother.

DarthAve
03-22-2007, 10:11 PM
Comrade Onasivich! Insisting upon oldspeak is a thoughtcrime, and from a Party member no less! I thought you were a goodthinking member of the miniluv! This is doublethinking!
You know you can calm down for a second. If I'd have known this would have happened, I'd have never gotten you started.

Jae Onasi
03-23-2007, 12:57 AM
Comrade Onasivich! Insisting upon oldspeak is a thoughtcrime, and from a Party member no less! I thought you were a goodthinking member of the miniluv! This is doublethinking!

*Jae pats Devon on the head* There, there, take the blue pill. No red ones for you.

:D

Davinq
03-23-2007, 01:13 AM
Props for the Matrix reference, Jae. Morpheus FTW!

Ray Jones
03-23-2007, 05:43 AM
Top Gun < Hot Shots! :xp:

However, I think I dragged Jae into this place. Well, actually I did not, but then again, and for some strange reason I don't know, where I do go, admins and mods do follow.

Because it rhymes! *nods*

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 01:37 AM
@ Ave:

I saw that movie in class too ... but I wanted Los Mexicanos to win.

Aye, porque? Los numeros de ellos fueron mas grandes, e lose Americanos nomas estaban muy malcreados. Ellos tiened la culpa!

Emperor Devon
03-24-2007, 02:31 AM
*Jae pats Devon on the head* There, there, take the blue pill. No red ones for you.

:D

Doubleplus thoughtcrime! The red crimethink? The minitrue know red goodthinking!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/Hammer_and_sickle.svg/50px-Hammer_and_sickle.svg.png

Red pills = win.

Davinq
03-24-2007, 03:23 AM
@ Ave:

I saw that movie in class too ... but I wanted Los Mexicanos to win.

Aye, porque? Los numeros de ellos fueron mas grandes, e lose Americanos nomas estaban muy malcreados. Ellos tiened la culpa!
Turituri! Enkwanos akaku niu poni puhuru pa?