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Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 12:55 AM
I'm sorry I just had the urge to do this. Feel free to ignore this thread. Or just come in here and get naked. Either one.

Samuel Dravis
03-21-2007, 01:06 AM
Well, what if we didn't come to get naked? what then, poopdog!

What if we were innocent people just trying to work our way through dreary lives and then you post a thread with such a happy title blue puppies!!! but then when I open it I see no blue puppies. you have crushed my will to live. sir, that is despicable and i applaud you for it.

Maybe you will be more concientious of other people in the future poopdog.
:firemad: :firemad: :firemad: :firemad:

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 01:12 AM
You sir are a good man. And dammit I feel shame for not providing you what was promised. Seeing as I have vaction this week, I vow to make you a picture of a blue puppy sometime in the near future.

P.S. Didn't I see you over in the Dreamfall forums as well? If so add +5 respektz and +5 awesomeness to your personal stats.

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 01:17 AM
NEKED PUPPY DANCE!!!

Dance you naked little puppies!
And defecate upon the evildoers!

Samuel Dravis
03-21-2007, 01:18 AM
You sir are a good man. And dammit I feel shame for not providing you what was promised. Seeing as I have vaction this week, I vow to make you a picture of a blue puppy sometime in the near future. well i think I am mollified for now, poopdog. i think we can get along in the future, but only if you provide the pictures. otherwise there will be some extreeeem trouble, quite possibly involving large revolving doors and mink hats.

P.S. Didn't I see you over in the Dreamfall forums as well? If so add +5 respektz and +5 awesomeness to your personal stats.yes that was me, i am all over the place. i was also on thedivide.net forum for a long time but then they got their domain stolen so i haven't been in a while.

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 01:22 AM
Dude, have you tried combining Mink Hats with ESCALATORS!!!!!
and paprika

You get +5 respektz for your avatar alone!

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 01:27 AM
paprika! Damn, why didn't I think of that. It makes so much sense now. Those fools at Yale won't know what hit them now!

I'd like to see harvard and yale just have like a dance-off to show who is indeed the better school.

Chicken patties.

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 01:32 AM
paprika! Damn, why didn't I think of that. It makes so much sense now. Those fools at Yale won't know what hit them now!

I'd like to see harvard and yale just have like a dance-off to show who is indeed the better school.

Chicken patties.

Even chicken patties didn't make that statement yellow.
I am disappointed at your lack of commitment and feel that I was misled into exploring this hive of half-heartfelt false insanity.
You have failed in this....
In order to redeem yourself in my toes you must journey the land of intranetz0rz and bring be the "ultimate proof".
Beware, that is the land of the sane, and I still sense some within you...
do not let this become your downfall...

Spock out.

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 01:39 AM
That was a clever trick youngling. Thou hast not forsaken thine beeth yet. For in thine proper time, thoust has been fullfilled by bees in thine belly. And herefore shalst be known as bee-belly. Post-haste forsuth thine shall be forver recompressed by magical candy and forlone with bygones. For thine Odyssey hasth petri dishes in the dishwasher.

I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 01:44 AM
Youngling? *chuckles*
Are you so deluded?
The bees are fallacies of the liver.
The belly, the window of the souls outhouse.
The magical candy no longer exists for in my true state unnecessary.
My odyssey has tasted the dishwater of many petris, yours is nothing illuminate.

Have you learned nothing of the wayless ways?

*eats poopdogjr's poopy icecream cones!*

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 01:48 AM
but then when I open it I see no blue puppies. you have crushed my will to live. sir, that is despicable and i applaud you for it.

A picture, Samuel!

REDJOHNNYMIKE
03-21-2007, 01:49 AM
The hams demand a picture. You shall provide it samuel or face the consequences!

Emperor Devon
03-21-2007, 01:59 AM
Odd, I thought I had posted one.

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k254/EmperorDevon/231043OtWS_w.jpg

A puppy!

martmeister
03-21-2007, 07:33 AM
Thank God! I thought it was going to be a Blues Clues or some cartoony dog. I can now die hap...hey! The thread says "Puppies!" Where the *** are the others?!

Grey Master
03-21-2007, 09:41 AM
I hear the word "naked" and came running, but its a hot dog fest in here...

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 02:07 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/dangeROSS_2006/bleeeeeee.jpg

I did it quick. but it's made 98% of love. The other 2% is candy.

zelda 41
03-21-2007, 02:14 PM
...what the hell. i'm gone for 2 days and there's like 10 new threads.

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 03:27 PM
TOUCH THE PUPPET HEADDDDD!

PU-PU-PU-PET HEAD!

martmeister
03-21-2007, 03:55 PM
Ok, I'm happy; >1 blue dog.

Halo_92
03-21-2007, 04:58 PM
I will go deactivate this account now...

Davinq
03-21-2007, 08:48 PM
*grabs Jared by the scruff of his neck*

Oooooh no you don't.

DarthAve
03-21-2007, 09:30 PM
Let the boy do what he wants, Margret.

Poopdogjr
03-21-2007, 11:10 PM
Man. How come I never get grabbed by the scruff of my neck. That's all I really want in life. For someone to grab my scruff.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-23-2007, 10:26 AM
Perhaps if you payed them......perhaps not even then.

Halo_92
03-23-2007, 01:02 PM
Thanks Ave for your support but Im really not leaving it was just a joke, gosh![/napoleon]

martmeister
03-23-2007, 03:10 PM
Man. How come I never get grabbed by the scruff of my neck. That's all I really want in life. For someone to grab my scruff.

I think it's something about saying, "grabbing poop." Buuuuuut: <puts Poopdogjr in a headlock and gives noogie>

DarthAve
03-23-2007, 03:11 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO SKYDIVE INTO A PILE OF PILLOWS! ~does so~

St. Jimmy
03-23-2007, 07:24 PM
I really, Really like this thread.

Poopdogjr
03-24-2007, 01:00 AM
Blue puppies smiling at meeeeeeeeeeee, I got blue puppies smiling at meeeeeeee!

St. Jimmy
03-24-2007, 03:40 AM
Little bastards won't smile at --me--....

Davinq
03-24-2007, 03:08 PM
I have no desire to 'grab poop,' thank you very much.

DarthAve
03-24-2007, 03:09 PM
Blue puppies smiling at meeeeeeeeeeee, I got blue puppies smiling at meeeeeeee!
IRVING BERLIN FTW!

And it's "Nothin but blue puppies do I seeeeeee!"

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 03:13 PM
"PLZ SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

St. Jimmy
03-25-2007, 03:30 AM
*raises hand* "I Will!"

Poopdogjr
04-30-2007, 11:11 PM
I did a painting with dogs wearing jet-packs the other day. Just letting the community know. Cuz we are on some mean streets here. And my art is made to help make take our minds off the gang wars and drug peddling. Just say no. or Yes. I can't remember which.

Byakko
05-01-2007, 11:31 AM
You know, I thought this thread was about the real 'blue puppies' that are bred in Japan.

Sorry to say, the reality of the blue puppies (and other exotic dog traits) is a very cruel one.

In an article I read about this, due to the constant inbreeding of these dogs, some are born without the top of their skulls, with one eyes, no noses, or worse.

All for the sake, for example, of having blue fur.

I'm sorry to write something so sad, but that's the truth. It isn't cute.

DarthAve
05-01-2007, 06:11 PM
Shameless self endorsement: Listen to this Blue goodness. (http://media.putfile.com/Blus-Skies)

martmeister
05-01-2007, 07:21 PM
I heard about people paying to have their pets fur colored or fur cut a certain way and thought that they have way too much money. Some pets had cool designs, whereas others looked despicable. It doesn't really surprise me; afterall, there are pet shrinks, special pet chefs, pet stylists. <sarcastic> Yes, I'm pretty sure that if I had loads of cash to blow, taking that little rat of a dog to a psychiatrist would be the top of my list.

Good singing Avery. Is there a limit to the number of minutes/amount you can upload or could you sing Don McLean's "American Pie" in it's entirety?

Poopdogjr
05-01-2007, 09:07 PM
Oh God. I didn't know that there even was such a thing a blue puppies. That sounds absolutley horrible. We as a species are capable of such distgusting things sometimes.

KingCheez
05-04-2007, 04:42 AM
as your King of Cheez I hate this topic

i have spoken.

Smon
05-04-2007, 12:08 PM
Speaking of puppies, I got a shock collar for my dog the other day and he wouldn't get off the couch, so I MEANT to give him a 40% little zap. My little brother turned it up to %60 and I accidentally pressed the "Continuous" button, he yelped, ran, and pissed himself on his way downstairs to hide under the computer desk.

It was the saddest thing I've ever had a part in.

KingCheez
05-04-2007, 12:31 PM
Kill your brother, kthx

JoeDoe 2.0
05-04-2007, 05:17 PM
Put the collar on your brother, see how he likes it. :D

martmeister
05-04-2007, 10:08 PM
reminds me of "Fun with Dick & Jane." The description in the beginning had "loves to bark," then changed to "loved to bark" after he got the shock of his life.

Poopdogjr
06-06-2007, 12:14 PM
I poured blue paint on my dogs today and then proceded to chase them around with torches calling them names and mocking their mothers. Good times.