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DarthAve
03-22-2007, 07:13 PM
Tomarrow we get report cards. I hope I don't fail. If I do, and get grounded, I'll miss u guyz. DDD:

Let's all wish for me to not get grounded!

martmeister
03-22-2007, 07:23 PM
Well, you asked for it: it was between becoming insanely rich and powerful or hoping Ave wouldn't fail. Goodbye wealth and power...

Psychochaos3
03-22-2007, 07:31 PM
I never fail. I used to exceed, but then I stopped trying. Now, I make average grades.

My lowest score on my report card is in Social Studies, I got a 71. I think my teacher figured out I was only fake reading the newspaper.

Davinq
03-22-2007, 07:43 PM
I'm getting my report card tomorrow too... 4 B's, 2 A's. YAY!

Halo_92
03-22-2007, 10:43 PM
I don't know what I'll get tommorow....

Davinq
03-23-2007, 12:13 AM
F.

F.

F.

F.

F.

F.

F...

Hmm... it would seem, Jared, that we have an issue. Are you inconcurrence?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Halo_92
03-23-2007, 01:02 AM
F**ker.

itchythesamurai
03-23-2007, 01:07 AM
Personally, I would rather be called a f**ker than a felcher (wouldn't advise the youngins to look that one up). Fifth sixth weeks isn't over until April 5th for me.

Davinq
03-23-2007, 01:11 AM
Being a fvcker is more fun anyways. I get to get laid.

Samnmax221
03-23-2007, 01:52 AM
Being a fvcker is more fun anyways. I get to get laid.
I highly doubt that.

Ray Jones
03-23-2007, 05:17 AM
I sense parroting.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-23-2007, 10:23 AM
I passed every subject for the second time, got 80% average. :D :D

Davinq
03-23-2007, 03:27 PM
Haha end of trimester! Wha'dyall get?

martmeister
03-23-2007, 03:33 PM
Ooh, ooh! I got....NOTHING! 'Cuz I'm gainfully employed, ha! (Serious, enjoy your teenage lives and college lives because that work world you've been preparing for all your life isn't that great. You'll look back after college and go, "man I wish I were in college again!")

On the upside, excluding drive time, I've worked for ~2hrs today.

DarthAve
03-23-2007, 03:58 PM
3.940 GPA

Got all A's in everything but Alpha Social Studies & Encore Choir. I got an A- in Social Studies, and an O in choir.

Davinq
03-23-2007, 06:13 PM
o rly?

Halo_92
03-23-2007, 06:48 PM
Haven't looked yet.

Davinq
03-23-2007, 07:17 PM
A+, A-, B+, B, B, B-.

Meh. Not bad, but not good.

JoeDoe 2.0
03-23-2007, 07:39 PM
I got 80 in History, 75 in Science, 80 in Math, 85 on English. lol

I'm sooo proud of myself

Poopdogjr
03-24-2007, 02:07 AM
Huh, I saw the trimester remark and posted a response to it in a different thread I guess. NE wayz, paprika.

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 02:19 AM
Since I switched some classes, I have no grade in either math or history, but ...
English C
PE C
Science B

Delightful, isn't it? I can tell you are amazed.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-24-2007, 02:23 AM
Haha end of trimester! Wha'dyall get?
Nothing. My school doesn't have the ****tarded trimester thing your school seems to have.

Davinq
03-24-2007, 03:16 AM
Nothing. My school doesn't have the ****tarded trimester thing your school seems to have.
I take it you have semesters in place instead then?

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-24-2007, 03:18 AM
No we have decimesters.

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 03:15 PM
Are you lieing? Like about you not being a fat, bald, and unemployed 40 year old man talking to preteen girl on the forums?

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 03:21 PM
>_>
<_<
*runz away*

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 03:27 PM
lol :D

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 03:31 PM
*comes back and snatches tf's purse* huahuahua, Grey strikes again! *vanishes*

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 03:34 PM
*thorws shoe at grey,
knocks him out,
kicks him in the shins
and screams something about
turtles being better than frogs*
Stupid Bastard...

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 03:34 PM
Yes, very lol worthy ;D

Grey? Were you the guy that took my doggy hostage???

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 03:38 PM
*tries to raise himself from the ground* "Nice kicks tf" *coughs out blood*

@Mayhem: the ransom is $10,000, if you want proof, I'll send you one of its paws in today's newspaper.

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 03:40 PM
Just so u kno Mayhem,
I have your birdies that
"flew away"
a few months ago
just thought u should kno that
...
no movie?

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 03:52 PM
Yes movie ...

I already received it's paw, Grey. I'll never clean my hands of that smell. Will you accept Monopoly money?

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 03:55 PM
I tried to pay at the Seven-eleven with Monoply money once
They almost had me arrested.

Grey Master
03-24-2007, 04:10 PM
@tf: Now I know that our youth has no hope

@Mayhem: I want the money in a suitcase at 4:00 on this site, if you do not show up, the pooch gets it.

turtlefreak
03-24-2007, 05:07 PM
i like poochies

grey: Whats that supposed to mean?

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-24-2007, 05:25 PM
Are you lieing? Like about you not being a fat, bald, and unemployed 40 year old man talking to preteen girl on the forums?
Oh man oh man I just got burned. Mainly by the ultra-light colored text in your sig, but burned nevertheless.

DarthAve
03-24-2007, 05:32 PM
I have another OMG U GUYZ

I bought an accordian today. xD

Miss_Mayhem
03-24-2007, 05:51 PM
@Jmac: *runs away. Far. Far. Away.*

turtlefreak
03-25-2007, 12:16 PM
I have another OMG U GUYZ

I bought an accordian today. xD
I've always wanted to play the accordian
:/

DarthAve
03-25-2007, 02:21 PM
Go buy one, cause it's totally fun!

I wish I'd have bought mine sooner.

Grey Master
03-25-2007, 03:47 PM
I want to buy this gun to hunt ducks

http://www.gadgetopia.com/images/paintball_gun.jpg

OVERKILL !!

martmeister
03-25-2007, 08:22 PM
^^^^ :-D That damned dog won't be laughing at you now, Grey!

Grey Master
03-25-2007, 08:36 PM
I think I said DUCKS not Dogs

Emperor Devon
03-25-2007, 09:16 PM
Does it matter as long as you have an excuse to shoot at it?

turtlefreak
03-25-2007, 09:18 PM
I hate killing things
Thats why I dont eat meat
I think Mayhem and Tabby figured that out today...

DarthAve
03-25-2007, 10:37 PM
turtle?
Why do you keep typing
like this?

milo
03-25-2007, 11:14 PM
i dont know
maybe she has
a 5 " monitor
but i dunno
maybe she just likes
it

Samnmax221
03-25-2007, 11:20 PM
Thats why I dont eat meat
What the ****?

turtlefreak
03-25-2007, 11:44 PM
i dont know
maybe she has
a 5 " monitor
but i dunno
maybe she just likes
it

idk
i like making people scroll to see what i wrote
and the whole poetry thing has gotten
me aquainted with the enter button
cant
stop
!!!
amd no i dont eat meat
icky

Emperor Devon
03-26-2007, 12:08 AM
amd no i dont eat meat
icky

You jest. It's delicious.

A losable taste, I guess. No vegetarians I know can stomach meat after not having it for several years.

Davinq
03-26-2007, 12:21 AM
Request for my mention in your sig to be modified, ED:

"Oh, so that's what your mother looks like eh?"

martmeister
03-26-2007, 09:35 AM
I think I said DUCKS not Dogs

It's a reference from the old Nintendo game, "Duck Hunt." If you missed hitting the duck, the dog would laugh at you.

Grey Master
03-26-2007, 09:42 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........I just got it, I played that game ages ago, and only missed a couple of times, but the hunting is better in real life

Thats why I dont eat meat

http://blogs.ya.com/abrilnocturna/files/Lecter.jpg

Maybe he can get you to change your mind...

turtlefreak
03-26-2007, 11:26 PM
No
He is one of the
REASONS
I dont eat meat
I saw that movie
And I never touched meat again.
:|
yup
true story

DarthAve
03-26-2007, 11:28 PM
It's a reference from the old Nintendo game, "Duck Hunt." If you missed hitting the duck, the dog would laugh at you.
THAT GAME OWNED MY LIFE FROM AGES 5-7!

I was always really good at the ducks, ut I could never hit those damn discs.

Poopdogjr
03-27-2007, 12:49 AM
Having no sense of taste, I hate it when people say "What opinions can you have on food if you can't taste it?" To that I say, shut the loving up. It's all about texture of food. Texture can make or break if something is good or not.

Duck Hunt: Yea, that dog CANNOT BE KILLED. Usually I am all pro dog and stuff. But this sweet little caress bugger deserves the deathz. I think some of the later stages are set up so that no matter what you can't hit the targets, whatever they may be. Because that dog just wants to laugh at you. And he owns Nintendo and can do what he wants.

martmeister
03-27-2007, 01:07 AM
^^^That's because you sat too far from the TV or didn't custom build your Nintendo sniper rifle ;)

JoeDoe 2.0
03-28-2007, 11:09 AM
The good old simple days when you just played Super Mario Bros., Duck Hunt, Spiderman, etc.

Now, the games are more bllod thirsty and insane than ever............thanks you technology and lonely nerds!!!

Jae Onasi
03-28-2007, 12:00 PM
The good old simple days when you just played Super Mario Bros., Duck Hunt, Spiderman, etc.


Asteroids, Pac-Man, Atari....

TechnoTabby
03-28-2007, 04:02 PM
Ohhh the oldy games me loves them a lot......I still have the SNES...lots of games.

Anyone ever played Earth Worm Jim?

DarthAve
03-28-2007, 04:27 PM
...Our school went on lockdown today. I'm so scared. Some guy with a gun was outside our school. DDDDDDD:

I'm just glad I didn't realize that it was actually a lockdown until the bus. I would have been crying in the study hall.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-28-2007, 04:55 PM
Did you cast Magic Missile?

Ray Jones
03-28-2007, 05:20 PM
Turrican, boomshakalak!

Poopdogjr
03-28-2007, 08:40 PM
Hmmm, sort of sounds like Connecticut lately. Why does the world seem so messed up now-a-days? Well, at least everything went down ok.

Woodnote
03-28-2007, 10:50 PM
All A's...except for that Social Studies B. I say, eff Social Studies!
(We took a test, and I might be gifted in reading; Tee-hee!)

DarthAve
03-28-2007, 10:53 PM
All A's...except for that Social Studies B. I say, eff Social Studies!
(We took a test, and I might be gifted in reading; Tee-hee!)
B's in social studies suck. But you know what sucks more....

D's. DDD: I would have gotten my ass kicked. But it's okay, cause I worked hard and am now achieving A- in Alpha Social Studies.

And that's why you don't f*ck with your parents.

Det. Bart Lasiter
03-28-2007, 11:28 PM
Yeah **** that class that teaches you about the rest of the world just so long as you ace a filtered version of U.S. History and English class.

DarthAve
03-28-2007, 11:39 PM
My social studies is kinda fun though. Friday, we're going on a field trip where we get sold into slavery. And there's gonna be a marshmallow war. And we get to reanact sides for the civil war. xD I'm excited.

Davinq
03-29-2007, 01:59 AM
Yeah **** that class that teaches you about the rest of the world just so long as you ace a filtered version of U.S. History and English class.
Indeed. I've always wondered why we re-learn U.S. history in 8th grade when we could be learning about someplace interesting, like Europe or the Southern Islands (AU, NZ, etc.).

Woodnote
03-29-2007, 07:19 AM
In my social studies class, my teacher lectures the whole time (and has boring powerpoints accompanying it). No one really pays attention, and when he gives us the study guide for test, we're like "When did we go over this?!"

martmeister
03-29-2007, 09:45 AM
I still have the SNES
My Dad recently reaquired his old Atari (the one where my Mom kicked ass at Pac-Man while pregnant with me). There's an NES somewhere in a closet; I don't think it'd work even if I took compressed air and blew all the dust off/out.

Our school went on lockdown today.

Ahh, the good ol' days. I remember getting poppers and even a knife (pronounced "ka-niffy"). Who would've known had I waited another 10yrs, I could've gotten a handgun and X? ...One of my friends in highschool was talking about "his list." The principal and vp talked to him (just talked, b/c he was one of the good/non-problematic children). Last I heard, he was in the Army as Infantry, went to Afghanistan....and LOVED it! That SOB volunteered to go on another tour. Hooah, Linwood, ya crazy bastard!

DarthAve
03-29-2007, 04:16 PM
I could've gotten a handgun and X?
That reminds me! In Junior TI, I get to hug someone. and then dance with Amanda, than I die and get kicked. Than I get to be the narrator for the really deep skit.

I wish I were in Poor Bob and Sue.

Davinq
03-29-2007, 09:36 PM
Ahh, the good ol' days. I remember getting poppers and even a knife (pronounced "ka-niffy"). Who would've known had I waited another 10yrs, I could've gotten a handgun and X? ...One of my friends in highschool was talking about "his list." The principal and vp talked to him (just talked, b/c he was one of the good/non-problematic children). Last I heard, he was in the Army as Infantry, went to Afghanistan....and LOVED it! That SOB volunteered to go on another tour. Hooah, Linwood, ya crazy bastard!
That poor, violent soul. >_>

martmeister
03-30-2007, 02:00 AM
That poor, violent soul. >_>

:evil6:

Emperor Devon
03-30-2007, 03:39 AM
Indeed. I've always wondered why we re-learn U.S. history in 8th grade when we could be learning about someplace interesting, like Europe or the Southern Islands (AU, NZ, etc.).

If you want to get any real learning done do it outside of school. I learned far more on my own terms than I did there (enough to realize how crappy the public education system was, too).

It makes the education they give you there a riot. High school history textbooks can give you a good chuckle if you read any real ones.

martmeister
03-30-2007, 09:24 AM
^^^About flawed history textbooks: Indeed. One of my friends taught history to 7th-8th graders; there's a county-wide curriculum, but he conveniently throws out crap, er extremely-biased topics.

Grey Master
03-30-2007, 10:49 AM
We must shape the world!! We must let the old ways die and start a new country!!!!

(Ignore my crazy talk, because I have drinked too much coffee)

Samnmax221
03-30-2007, 05:53 PM
We must shape the world!! We must let the old ways die and start a new country!!!!

(Ignore my crazy talk, because I have drinked too much coffee)
This topic was already a suck, and you killed it.

Grey Master
03-30-2007, 06:14 PM
Thank you for the update

DarthAve
03-31-2007, 12:04 AM
We must let the old ways die and start a new country!!!!

"We will rule over all this land, and we will call it......... this land."

zelda 41
03-31-2007, 08:07 AM
i got my report card last week.

4 a's
4 b's
1 c
:D

JoeDoe 2.0
03-31-2007, 10:35 PM
LOL, I went on the radio yesterday, on the Opie and Anthony show (a radio show here on NY) those guys are hilarious

Grey Master
03-31-2007, 11:44 PM
Why are you posting things that are not related to the subject......are you hallucinating?

martmeister
04-01-2007, 01:12 AM
As with every thread on this forum, it too goes off topic.

Grey Master
04-01-2007, 01:36 AM
But not to the degree that a person LOL's when there was no joke, Joe worries me...

turtlefreak
04-01-2007, 11:56 AM
You all worry me...

DarthAve
04-01-2007, 12:00 PM
I bought a skirt yesterday! xDDD!

turtlefreak
04-01-2007, 12:04 PM
Good job Ave
What kind?

DarthAve
04-01-2007, 12:05 PM
A white one!

turtlefreak
04-01-2007, 12:12 PM
oooh
I need more springgy outfits
What do u have Ave?

DarthAve
04-01-2007, 12:41 PM
I have...a face?

What do you mean???

turtlefreak
04-01-2007, 03:55 PM
What kinds of
out fits do u have for
this season?

Halo_92
04-01-2007, 10:53 PM
BeWare T/F is an 53 year old pedophile with a pot belly sipping some beer so don't answer!!!!!!!!

DarthAve
04-01-2007, 11:13 PM
I have skirts and shirts and shoes and cardigans and bracelets and some new makeup. (I got some of that Midnight Swirl stuff from Revlon, and I swear, it's so sexxy)

Woodnote
04-01-2007, 11:57 PM
Woo! I beat my insanely tall guy friend's science grade by eight tenths!

GO ME!

Davinq
04-02-2007, 12:00 AM
Woo! I beat my insanely tall guy friend's science grade by eight tenths!

GO ME!
Yay for woodnote. :clap:

Who had a good weekend? Mine was hella boring.

Woodnote
04-02-2007, 12:03 AM
Yay for woodnote. :clap:

Who had a good weekend? Mine was hella boring.

Same. Sunday this week was RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION.

Not cool.

Davinq
04-02-2007, 12:06 AM
Palm Sunday my ass indeed.

Jae Onasi
04-02-2007, 01:01 AM
Meh, if you're bored during the church service, just write stories or notes on the back of the bulletin like I do. Many a Jolee chapter has come about because of a boring sermon. However, many a Jolee quip has come from something funny the pastor said, so it's kind of a win-win at my church. :D

Davinq
04-02-2007, 01:16 AM
Meh, if you're bored during the church service, just write stories or notes on the back of the bulletin like I do. Many a Jolee chapter has come about because of a boring sermon. However, many a Jolee quip has come from something funny the pastor said, so it's kind of a win-win at my church. :D
Who said I was bored? I just thought the whole thing with the palms was just cheesy. My church has a rock band, and a hella tight pastor, who's only 27. She's the shiznit.

Halo_92
04-02-2007, 01:27 AM
69.

Ray Jones
04-02-2007, 05:37 AM
Hm, lemme think, my weekend waaaasssssss.. cool! Playground with my daughter and friends all day long on Saturday, and visiting dad and my brethren (5 and 6) on Sunday. Also got to know my half-sister. Oh, and there was milk and cake. No church, too, since Sunday is family-day. :)

martmeister
04-02-2007, 09:27 AM
One of my buds and his wife was going to go back home to watch the Final Four unless his team didn't make it, which happened to be the case. I'll visit them sometime soon. Dedicating 200 miles to driving isn't the most fun thing, so I may have to run up my cell bill. Nothing too special on Sunday; I want to get back to church, but having no family/girlfriend close by dampers it.

turtlefreak
04-02-2007, 05:40 PM
BeWare T/F is an 53 year old pedophile with a pot belly sipping some beer so don't answer!!!!!!!!
Why are u describing your mother?