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Shmargin
03-28-2007, 01:07 PM
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SyntheticGerbil
03-28-2007, 02:20 PM
Work at Walgreen's, it's ****. That's where I work for the time being. It's not like you will have high expectations coming into the job. I do a lot of reading there when I'm not processing photos, as managers are usually too self absorbed to notice you aren't working.

SyntheticGerbil
03-28-2007, 03:13 PM
Yeah American jobs for young adults suck.

itchythesamurai
03-28-2007, 09:28 PM
...and since the worlds best herb is still illegal...


Hey man, Calea zacatechichi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calea_zacatechichi) is only illegal in Louisiana. What are you talking about?

Samnmax221
03-28-2007, 11:50 PM
Well I was refering to Cannabis sativa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_sativa)...but that one doesnt sound too bad either...
I swear to god I'll turn you in to Narconon!!!!

Samnmax221
03-30-2007, 10:24 PM
It's not charity, the Scientologist's will steal the rest of your life in return.

itchythesamurai
03-31-2007, 04:56 PM
Scientology? Get with the times, mang. Prismatology is where it's at these days!

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-02-2007, 08:56 AM
Itchy, I find it hard to believe that you don't realize that the Flat Earth Society is 'where it's at'.

Samnmax221
04-02-2007, 07:58 PM
Just make sure not to tell them about Hitler and the Reptoids, they're not ready yet.

itchythesamurai
04-02-2007, 10:13 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Reptar.gif

Reptar...?

Samnmax221
04-04-2007, 05:11 PM
Reptoids? You mean the race of shape shifting Reptilians that have ruled our planets governments and kidnap children using the CIA for use in secret rituals since the begining of mankind? OK, I wont tell anyone about that.
Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

Shmargin
04-05-2007, 12:55 AM
Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/FDR_in_1933.jpg/509px-FDR_in_1933.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~danflurry/hitler.jpg

Hmmm...

Samnmax221
04-05-2007, 03:10 AM
Exactly. I'm not getting another job until right before School ends. From what I hear Fedex pays really good for night shift, and I usually function better at night. **** its late right now.

BorisTheBlade
04-05-2007, 02:13 PM
I worked at Wal-mart for 5 years, through most of my high school years. I am glad that crap is over. Retail sucks.

BorisTheBlade
04-05-2007, 05:43 PM
I hear that. Customers some times just want to piss you off so they can have you fried. I worked at the service desk and it did feel good turning down the jerks.

Thanks for the sig comment, I made it when I joined yesterday.

Samnmax221
04-06-2007, 12:16 AM
:spinnaz: :spinnaz:I ride Spinnaz I ride Spinnaz:spinnaz: :spinnaz:

BorisTheBlade
04-06-2007, 12:23 PM
:max: So flashingly hypnotic. I think they are telling me to kill, Sam!

itchythesamurai
04-06-2007, 05:21 PM
Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?

Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?

Samnmax221
04-06-2007, 05:24 PM
Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?
No such rule. Of course Boris isn't exuding faggotry so its Awwwrightt.

itchythesamurai
04-06-2007, 05:25 PM
If there's one thing I can't tolerate, Eric, it's homophobia...and those damn queers.

Samnmax221
04-06-2007, 05:26 PM
Poor Elton John, what did he ever do to you?

itchythesamurai
04-06-2007, 05:34 PM
Criticized religion, which is unacceptable at all times. Faith should be blind and unquestioning, damn it.

Samnmax221
04-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Call me Al. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B23LqWYwEQ)
Lets just pretend its Elton John.

milo
04-07-2007, 12:12 AM
I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 12:44 AM
I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE
I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hitchens) is my drunk too.

milo
04-07-2007, 01:04 AM
I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hitchens) is my drunk too.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Christopher_hitchens.jpg

Dude looks like my neighbor.

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 01:18 AM
Does your neighbor anger the Catholic Church too?

milo
04-07-2007, 01:29 AM
No but he did take me for a spin in his Porsche one time. <333 It was so invigorating. I want one if i ever have a mid-life crisis.

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 02:39 AM
This is my midlife crisis plan.
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-International-CXT-FA-Rocks-1024x768.jpg

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 04:00 AM
I'm kind of hoping that Fuel-Cell Technology is farther along by that time, that is of course if I live to have a mid-life crisis.

EDIT: Come to think of it I want a helicopter too.

itchythesamurai
04-07-2007, 04:39 PM
I want a Killdozer!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Killdozer.jpg

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 06:54 PM
Thats how I wanna go.

Samnmax221
04-07-2007, 07:55 PM
You don't curse the sky after having an accident on the floor do you? I do.

itchythesamurai
04-07-2007, 08:46 PM
Its funny, life is alot like The Sims, I still dont have a job, yet I'm too bummed out about not having a job to look for a job.

But you have so many friends, you could have a great job!

SyntheticGerbil
04-09-2007, 03:45 AM
Just spam people on the internet. I hear from retards that that makes you a ton of money. You could be sipping margaritas and wacking it.

BorisTheBlade
04-09-2007, 05:37 PM
Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?
Yes it is.
Spamming people on the internet is a great way to make money. Of course, if your friends get the spam and find out, they could give you a flesh bikini, and not the good kind.

itchythesamurai
04-11-2007, 03:54 PM
Yeah man, why does everybody have to go and vilify instant gratification? Major buzzkill.