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Davinq
04-07-2007, 09:18 PM
After Ave finally joined the Ninjas, I want to see how many Pirate supporters there are left.

itchythesamurai
04-07-2007, 09:51 PM
Yo! Ho.

Davinq
04-07-2007, 11:23 PM
*offers hi five to itchy*

Das Mole
04-08-2007, 12:12 AM
if i was on either side

i'd pick ninjas. they just seem more interesting. and sleek

and pirates are too scuzzy

Commander Obi-Wan
04-08-2007, 12:25 AM
Pirates. Jack Sparrow ftw.

St. Jimmy
04-08-2007, 12:51 AM
Ninja's rock this world. Even if you're not aware of it..

Ray Jones
04-08-2007, 08:05 AM
Yo! Ho.
So, ninjas!?

Psychochaos3
04-08-2007, 11:20 AM
Ninja.

:spinnaz:

itchythesamurai
04-08-2007, 12:38 PM
*offers hi five to itchy*

*accepted* And the resonance from a scale-model sonic boom shakes the very foundations of RD.

Miss_Mayhem
04-09-2007, 01:29 AM
Ninjas, because black is slimming, they can hide their own shadows and are uber-sexy if this is any indication (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=11&issue=5).

urluckyday
04-09-2007, 01:47 AM
Uhh...Pirates are the obvious choice...

St. Jimmy
04-09-2007, 02:28 AM
I must get round to reading those comics..

Miss_Mayhem
04-09-2007, 02:38 AM
You have yet to??? For shame!

St. Jimmy
04-09-2007, 02:55 AM
I know, I know.. I just don't have much time anymore..

Halo_92
04-09-2007, 12:16 PM
^^^ BAD GRAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!

martmeister
04-09-2007, 03:20 PM
^^^^Bad spelling!!!!!!!

It's spelled "grammar." It must be from all the head-bashing, therefore, I won't dole out anymore punishment.

Halo_92
04-09-2007, 06:32 PM
I spelt grammar wong to see if anyone would catch it and you did!

Davinq
04-09-2007, 06:50 PM
:tsktsk:

Jared, Jared, Jared...

Hey, you actually made that post to an almost grammatical perfection! Good job!

Halo_92
04-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Whats that supposed to mean?

martmeister
04-10-2007, 12:23 AM
Who knows? You spelled "wrong" wrong, too. <Yanks Jared/Halo's chain some more.>

St. Jimmy
04-10-2007, 07:19 AM
I spelt grammar wong to see if anyone would catch it and you did!
Bull****

Davinq
04-10-2007, 02:00 PM
4 forumites, one lurker, and one Star Wars forumite (Cmd. Obi-Wan), versus eight RD forumites. This is gonna get ugly.

But u ninjaz r going DOWN!

DarthAve
04-10-2007, 03:54 PM
^ Doubt it. We have accordians.

Davinq
04-10-2007, 03:58 PM
Case in point.

Halo_92
04-10-2007, 06:34 PM
Ahhh fu*k.
I need to slow down when I type.

Davinq
04-10-2007, 09:28 PM
You also need to slow down and decide whether or not its worth posting in a thread that has nothing to do with you.

JoeDoe 2.0
04-11-2007, 10:24 AM
Ninjas 4prez, nuff said

Davinq
04-11-2007, 02:22 PM
4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that.

Hallucination
04-11-2007, 08:32 PM
Rum and guns are FTW. Hell, they are win, so I must vote pirates.

DarthAve
04-11-2007, 10:12 PM
4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that.
That's because Grand Surpreme Overlord of the Universe is already taken by John Linnell and John Flansburg. Nobody dare take that position from their Sapphire grip and theme for Timothy McSweeney.

Kanukle
04-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Pirates! Chick with eye patches are hot! *hehe Pirate Booty hehe*

DarthAve
04-19-2007, 09:53 PM
Chicks with eye patches may be hot, but chicks with ninja things are forever.

No wait, chicks that are geeks are forever. Ninja fems are good to.

Miss_Mayhem
04-20-2007, 12:11 AM
There are plenty of fem-ninja, and they can kick ass while looking good. The truth is, most female pirates were missing teeth.

Poopdogjr
04-20-2007, 01:24 PM
Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy.

DarthAve
04-20-2007, 03:57 PM
Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy.
We'll form a Ninja Orcastra! We just won't play anything. Instead we'll kill the audiance with our instruments!!

Miss_Mayhem
04-21-2007, 01:56 AM
The official ninja instrument is the electric guitar, and it is considered polite ettiquette to smash teh guitar over the head of the rich socialites who beleive Rock is beneath them.

Hallucination
04-21-2007, 02:04 AM
How ironic that pirates believe that everyone should listen to rock whilst getting drunk and shooting rich socialites out of cannons.

REDJOHNNYMIKE
04-21-2007, 02:47 PM
I detect a recurring lack of foresight....
Ninjas are teh awsum, correct?
Pirates for the win, no?

Why choose one?

I am currently running the Ninjate/Pirja breeding program. After pairing the finest Female Pirates with Male Ninjas, and vice versa, I'd like to announce that all progress is going smoothly and genetic consistency is at 102% and rising.

If the final results of my human test subjects are pleasing I may even apply the method to my Ninja Kitties and Pirate Puppies...

Miss_Mayhem
04-21-2007, 06:10 PM
0.o
It is quite inhumane, your hybrids would never be accepted among society. Not normal enough to be an average human, not piratey enough to be accepted by pirates, not ninjaish enough to be taken among the ninja. In their wretched deppressed state, it is almost certain your ninjate shall commit seppuku with a broken beer glass, such as every other breeding attempt before yours.

Hallucination
04-21-2007, 06:35 PM
You are both just being silly, everyone knows ninjae ('ninja' is a Greek word, if you didn't know) and pirates are different species and can't breed.

Miss_Mayhem
04-21-2007, 06:44 PM
Which is why it is inhumane to even attempt it. Previous attempts have required special machines akin to those used to clone that sheep. The result is also very unnatractive.

Hallucination
04-21-2007, 07:24 PM
It's not inhumane, what's inhumane is trying to get ninja men to breed with pirate men, 'cause that would hurt.

Miss_Mayhem
04-21-2007, 08:28 PM
Even ninja-dudes/wenches or fem-ninja/pirates is just plain plain cruel. The same sibject was brought up in the Pirates VS Ninja thread, and I made a similiar point.

Hallucination
04-22-2007, 09:39 PM
Everyone look up for a spell, and you'll see that 8 people who voted have the right opinion. Everyone else has the wrong opinion.

SealfiveLight
04-23-2007, 12:18 PM
Ninjas, totally... *cough* NARUTO ROCKS ! *cough*

REDJOHNNYMIKE
04-24-2007, 12:41 AM
Cruelty isn't really a factor. The results so far are promising, and I have several prototypes out conducting Assassinations and Booty Calls (that's what pirates do right?) as we speak.

They need not fit in society....
Only to rule it, as is their rightful place!