View Full Version : Pirates & Ninjas; Where do YOU Stand?

04-07-2007, 08:18 PM
After Ave finally joined the Ninjas, I want to see how many Pirate supporters there are left.

04-07-2007, 08:51 PM
Yo! Ho.

04-07-2007, 10:23 PM
*offers hi five to itchy*

Das Mole
04-07-2007, 11:12 PM
if i was on either side

i'd pick ninjas. they just seem more interesting. and sleek

and pirates are too scuzzy

Commander Obi-Wan
04-07-2007, 11:25 PM
Pirates. Jack Sparrow ftw.

St. Jimmy
04-07-2007, 11:51 PM
Ninja's rock this world. Even if you're not aware of it..

Ray Jones
04-08-2007, 07:05 AM
Yo! Ho.
So, ninjas!?

04-08-2007, 10:20 AM


04-08-2007, 11:38 AM
*offers hi five to itchy*

*accepted* And the resonance from a scale-model sonic boom shakes the very foundations of RD.

04-09-2007, 12:29 AM
Ninjas, because black is slimming, they can hide their own shadows and are uber-sexy if this is any indication (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=11&issue=5).

04-09-2007, 12:47 AM
Uhh...Pirates are the obvious choice...

St. Jimmy
04-09-2007, 01:28 AM
I must get round to reading those comics..

04-09-2007, 01:38 AM
You have yet to??? For shame!

St. Jimmy
04-09-2007, 01:55 AM
I know, I know.. I just don't have much time anymore..

04-09-2007, 11:16 AM
^^^ BAD GRAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-09-2007, 02:20 PM
^^^^Bad spelling!!!!!!!

It's spelled "grammar." It must be from all the head-bashing, therefore, I won't dole out anymore punishment.

04-09-2007, 05:32 PM
I spelt grammar wong to see if anyone would catch it and you did!

04-09-2007, 05:50 PM

Jared, Jared, Jared...

Hey, you actually made that post to an almost grammatical perfection! Good job!

04-09-2007, 09:44 PM
Whats that supposed to mean?

04-09-2007, 11:23 PM
Who knows? You spelled "wrong" wrong, too. <Yanks Jared/Halo's chain some more.>

St. Jimmy
04-10-2007, 06:19 AM
I spelt grammar wong to see if anyone would catch it and you did!

04-10-2007, 01:00 PM
4 forumites, one lurker, and one Star Wars forumite (Cmd. Obi-Wan), versus eight RD forumites. This is gonna get ugly.

But u ninjaz r going DOWN!

04-10-2007, 02:54 PM
^ Doubt it. We have accordians.

04-10-2007, 02:58 PM
Case in point.

04-10-2007, 05:34 PM
Ahhh fu*k.
I need to slow down when I type.

04-10-2007, 08:28 PM
You also need to slow down and decide whether or not its worth posting in a thread that has nothing to do with you.

JoeDoe 2.0
04-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Ninjas 4prez, nuff said

04-11-2007, 01:22 PM
4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that.

04-11-2007, 07:32 PM
Rum and guns are FTW. Hell, they are win, so I must vote pirates.

04-11-2007, 09:12 PM
4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that.
That's because Grand Surpreme Overlord of the Universe is already taken by John Linnell and John Flansburg. Nobody dare take that position from their Sapphire grip and theme for Timothy McSweeney.

04-19-2007, 08:48 PM
Pirates! Chick with eye patches are hot! *hehe Pirate Booty hehe*

04-19-2007, 08:53 PM
Chicks with eye patches may be hot, but chicks with ninja things are forever.

No wait, chicks that are geeks are forever. Ninja fems are good to.

04-19-2007, 11:11 PM
There are plenty of fem-ninja, and they can kick ass while looking good. The truth is, most female pirates were missing teeth.

04-20-2007, 12:24 PM
Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy.

04-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy.
We'll form a Ninja Orcastra! We just won't play anything. Instead we'll kill the audiance with our instruments!!

04-21-2007, 12:56 AM
The official ninja instrument is the electric guitar, and it is considered polite ettiquette to smash teh guitar over the head of the rich socialites who beleive Rock is beneath them.

04-21-2007, 01:04 AM
How ironic that pirates believe that everyone should listen to rock whilst getting drunk and shooting rich socialites out of cannons.

04-21-2007, 01:47 PM
I detect a recurring lack of foresight....
Ninjas are teh awsum, correct?
Pirates for the win, no?

Why choose one?

I am currently running the Ninjate/Pirja breeding program. After pairing the finest Female Pirates with Male Ninjas, and vice versa, I'd like to announce that all progress is going smoothly and genetic consistency is at 102% and rising.

If the final results of my human test subjects are pleasing I may even apply the method to my Ninja Kitties and Pirate Puppies...

04-21-2007, 05:10 PM
It is quite inhumane, your hybrids would never be accepted among society. Not normal enough to be an average human, not piratey enough to be accepted by pirates, not ninjaish enough to be taken among the ninja. In their wretched deppressed state, it is almost certain your ninjate shall commit seppuku with a broken beer glass, such as every other breeding attempt before yours.

04-21-2007, 05:35 PM
You are both just being silly, everyone knows ninjae ('ninja' is a Greek word, if you didn't know) and pirates are different species and can't breed.

04-21-2007, 05:44 PM
Which is why it is inhumane to even attempt it. Previous attempts have required special machines akin to those used to clone that sheep. The result is also very unnatractive.

04-21-2007, 06:24 PM
It's not inhumane, what's inhumane is trying to get ninja men to breed with pirate men, 'cause that would hurt.

04-21-2007, 07:28 PM
Even ninja-dudes/wenches or fem-ninja/pirates is just plain plain cruel. The same sibject was brought up in the Pirates VS Ninja thread, and I made a similiar point.

04-22-2007, 08:39 PM
Everyone look up for a spell, and you'll see that 8 people who voted have the right opinion. Everyone else has the wrong opinion.

04-23-2007, 11:18 AM
Ninjas, totally... *cough* NARUTO ROCKS ! *cough*

04-23-2007, 11:41 PM
Cruelty isn't really a factor. The results so far are promising, and I have several prototypes out conducting Assassinations and Booty Calls (that's what pirates do right?) as we speak.

They need not fit in society....
Only to rule it, as is their rightful place!