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Smon
04-24-2007, 12:48 PM
Like everywhere else on the internet, we have to talk about 300. I know, I know, no-one wants to, but we have to. It's tradition.

Saw it a while ago, all I have to say is, "AWESOME."

Also, gotta feeling Jmac will love this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/spart5.gif

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-24-2007, 05:02 PM
i like this gif

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/jmac7142/stephanie.gif

Davinq
04-24-2007, 09:15 PM
badbadbad psycho.

300 Rocks, and that gif is :lol: Smon, very :lol:.

DarthAve
04-24-2007, 09:36 PM
WHAT IS THIS TOM P. FOOLERY?

martmeister
04-24-2007, 09:45 PM
What's the P stand for? 300's one of them movies I'll def buy when it comes out.

I like the gif, too, Jmac. What's up w/Jap girls and pink, blonde, and other un-Asian hair colors/styles?

Davinq
04-25-2007, 12:31 AM
i think shes in a pocky add, correct me if im wrong.

Halo_92
04-25-2007, 12:49 AM
N I believe you to be right but are those pocky black or pink???

Samnmax221
04-25-2007, 01:38 AM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/jmac7142/stephanie.gif
Jesus Christ Jarrod, she's 15.

Byakko
04-25-2007, 03:25 AM
Personally, I thought 300 was kinda tame.

I mean, I guess it's cos I read a LOT of violent manga, and I play a ton of video games, so my threshold for violence is pretty high.

Anyway, I was kinda hoping for more out of the much publicized violence. It wasn't visceral enough, used too much slow-mo that broke the flow of the battle scenes, and was too dangerously close to Kill Bill-Tarantino style cheesiness and hilarity rather than blood-pumping carnage.

Honestly, when you've played God of War, or read the latest Hellsing manga (two words: Vampire Nazis) or read/watched Berserk the anime, you realized how truly visceral battle scenes can be.

So, yeah, I wasn't impressed. Fun popcorn movie, but I think in the hands of a better action movie director, like Jerry Bruckheimer, I wouldn't have been so bored and the action wouldn't have been so tame.

Edit: Now THIS (http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/10780) is kick-ass.

God of War's going to make the leap to the big screen in some years, so get ready to watch some REAL SPARTAN carnage!

Btw, the very first fight with the Colossus IS the first boss battle. Gawd, I love this game.

Smon
04-25-2007, 07:11 AM
Personally, I thought 300 was kinda tame.

I mean, I guess it's cos I read a LOT of violent manga, and I play a ton of video games, so my threshold for violence is pretty high.

Anyway, I was kinda hoping for more out of the much publicized violence. It wasn't visceral enough, used too much slow-mo that broke the flow of the battle scenes, and was too dangerously close to Kill Bill-Tarantino style cheesiness and hilarity rather than blood-pumping carnage.

Honestly, when you've played God of War, or read the latest Hellsing manga (two words: Vampire Nazis) or read/watched Berserk the anime, you realized how truly visceral battle scenes can be.

So, yeah, I wasn't impressed. Fun popcorn movie, but I think in the hands of a better action movie director, like Jerry Bruckheimer, I wouldn't have been so bored and the action wouldn't have been so tame.

Edit: Now THIS (http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/10780) is kick-ass.

God of War's going to make the leap to the big screen in some years, so get ready to watch some REAL SPARTAN carnage!

Btw, the very first fight with the Colossus IS the first boss battle. Gawd, I love this game.
God of War movie will be watched by me, but hopefully we get the CastleVania and Metroid movies first. Castlevania? Maybe. Metroid? Never. Halo? ZOMG ****IN' CHEAP NOOB.

Although we all know how good movie based on video games are just look at Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros., Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, BloodRayne, or House of the Dead.

Byakko
04-25-2007, 08:21 AM
Castlevania? Maybe. Metroid? Never. Halo? ZOMG ****IN' CHEAP NOOB.

A Castlevania movie would only work if they didn't call it Castlevania and made sure it has tons of metrosexual men to play Alucard, Sora and the Belmonts so people don't think it's a Van Helsing sequel (on the other hand, Hugh Jackman as Julius Belmont would be sexay~).

Now, Metroid would make a pretty decent movie, as long as it doesn't become another Tomb Raider movie and Samus isn't played by Jolie. Maybe Lucy Lawless (aka Xena, Warrior Princess!) XD

Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros., Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, BloodRayne, or House of the Dead.

Ah, Street Fighter the movie. Only made worse by its equally horrible game Street Fighter the Movie the Game. The horrible thing is the game actually exists and I didn't just make it up =/

And you forgot the Tomb Raider movies =p

And Uwe Boll is to blame for so many on the list that he should be outlawed from making any movies, ever.

Silent Hill

Hey, I resent that! Silent Hill watched as a pure horror movie was really great! I mean, forget that its a 'game-to-movie' adaptation, and its highly competent with other shock-horror movies that are 'original'. The special effects were excellent, and it really had the atmosphere down pat.

martmeister
04-25-2007, 08:59 AM
A "Blood" (the 1997 videogame) movie! Watching cabalists and fanatics getting incinerated was awesome. That game would give Jack Thompson a heart attack.

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-25-2007, 09:59 AM
What's the P stand for? 300's one of them movies I'll def buy when it comes out.

I like the gif, too, Jmac. What's up w/Jap girls and pink, blonde, and other un-Asian hair colors/styles?
that's stephanie from lazytown. google it.

Jesus Christ Jarrod, she's 15.16

Ray Jones
04-25-2007, 10:08 AM
Hm. Looks boy-ish, somehow. But yeah, you're right.

Smon
04-25-2007, 12:15 PM
A Castlevania movie would only work if they didn't call it Castlevania and made sure it has tons of metrosexual men to play Alucard, Sora and the Belmonts so people don't think it's a Van Helsing sequel (on the other hand, Hugh Jackman as Julius Belmont would be sexay~).

It won't turn out well. It's supposed to follow the origin of Dracula and Simon Belmont even though Dracula was born about 400 years before him.
Now, Metroid would make a pretty decent movie, as long as it doesn't become another Tomb Raider movie and Samus isn't played by Jolie. Maybe Lucy Lawless (aka Xena, Warrior Princess!) XD
Uma Thurman.
Ah, Street Fighter the movie. Only made worse by its equally horrible game Street Fighter the Movie the Game. The horrible thing is the game actually exists and I didn't just make it up =/
Ugh... it is really, really awful.
And you forgot the Tomb Raider movies =p
...CRAP.
And Uwe Boll is to blame for so many on the list that he should be outlawed from making any movies, ever.
He challenged a bunch of critics to a boxing match and won, but most say it wasn't a fair fight.
Hey, I resent that! Silent Hill watched as a pure horror movie was really great! I mean, forget that its a 'game-to-movie' adaptation, and its highly competent with other shock-horror movies that are 'original'. The special effects were excellent, and it really had the atmosphere down pat.
Same goes for the SMB movie. It was a good movie if you ignore the fact that it's about SMB. Bob-omb with the reebok shoe? Awesome. The part where Mario tricks Koopa with a shoelace? Ingenious. The part where we get to find out Mario's last name? Clever.

Samnmax221
04-25-2007, 05:27 PM
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Well **** you Wikipedia.
**** it we're talking about this now.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/07/A_Man_for_All_Seasons.jpg

DarthAve
04-25-2007, 05:43 PM
What's the P stand for?
THE P STANDS FOR PAINE.

THOMAS PAINE, THE WRITER OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION ANTI-BRITIAN PAMPHLET "COMMEN SENCE"

That's your history lesson for today, ay ay ay ay ay! That's your history lesson for todayyyy!

Samnmax221
04-25-2007, 05:44 PM
SENCE
What the **** is this? We're supposed to be discussing this.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/07/A_Man_for_All_Seasons.jpg

DarthAve
04-25-2007, 05:56 PM
That is a man. With a wig....

and I can't spell. ~shoots the shotgun of vocabulary~ SAVE ME VOCABULOR!

Smon
04-26-2007, 09:37 AM
That is a man. With a wig....

and I can't spell. ~shoots the shotgun of vocabulary~ SAVE ME VOCABULOR!
Busy, playing SNK VS. Capcom: Card Fighters DS, go away.

Byakko
04-26-2007, 11:00 AM
SNK VS. Capcom: Card Fighters DS

GAH! Give me your Friend Code!!!

I'm re-hooked on Pokemon with Pokemon Diamond. I love that they brought the realtime clock back, although the interface is pretty sucky.

Also, been looking for a Yu-Gi-Oh duel online, got time?

Smon
04-26-2007, 12:35 PM
GAH! Give me your Friend Code!!!

I'm re-hooked on Pokemon with Pokemon Diamond. I love that they brought the realtime clock back, although the interface is pretty sucky.

Also, been looking for a Yu-Gi-Oh duel online, got time?
I didn't know it was online...

Anyway, I don't actually have any of those games yet. I quit Poke'mon when I was 11, quit Yu-Gi-Oh two years ago, and am just getting SvC:CFDS today.

Byakko
04-26-2007, 12:49 PM
Anyway, I don't actually have any of those games yet. I quit Poke'mon when I was 11, quit Yu-Gi-Oh two years ago, and am just getting SvC:CFDS today.

Boo you =p

Have yet to go online with Mario Kart, and maybe Metroid.

Edit: And to get back on topic, lo' the well animated 'assets' of 300 Queers! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/373633)

Smon
04-26-2007, 01:41 PM
...back off topic, wait, you have this game?! How is it? Yesterday was just the shipping date do I couldn't find it anywhere. Is seriously online?

Byakko
04-27-2007, 04:06 AM
Actually, I'm not sure. I'm still trying to find an online Jap FAQ translation.

If it isn't online, it's definitely wireless enabled multiplayer, regardless.

martmeister
04-27-2007, 08:39 AM
I've been playing "Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars: Kane Edition" on PC. Gotta love those Scrin. I'll get around to "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" this weekend.

Smon
04-27-2007, 12:25 PM
Actually, I'm not sure. I'm still trying to find an online Jap FAQ translation.

If it isn't online, it's definitely wireless enabled multiplayer, regardless.
I got it today, it's okay, NEEDS online multiplayer.

Luckily I'm currently working hard to make this possible. (http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=930038&topic=34954896)

Psychochaos3
04-27-2007, 05:11 PM
I got god of war 2.

God of war the movie would be awesome. God killing action comes to the big screen.

zelda 41
04-27-2007, 05:18 PM
god of war is badddddddd DD: and the sex crap in it is baddddddddder DDD:

man, i feel like karra from Real housewives of OC.

Halo_92
04-27-2007, 06:41 PM
man, i feel like karra from Real housewives of OC.
lolz.

Davinq
04-27-2007, 07:16 PM
What an unfunny waste of a post! ;)

Halo_92
04-27-2007, 07:17 PM
Go eat soap.

Davinq
04-27-2007, 07:19 PM
But it's ickyyyy. I'd rather eat Marmite, and that sh!ts gross.

Halo_92
04-27-2007, 07:23 PM
lol
horse-radish is the most gross thing I have EVER tasted in my life.

Psychochaos3
04-27-2007, 08:45 PM
god of war is badddddddd DD: and the sex crap in it is baddddddddder DDD:

man, i feel like karra from Real housewives of OC.
God of war isn't bad. It has intuitive gameplay coupled with deep graphics along with an engaging storyline.

Samnmax221
04-27-2007, 08:46 PM
And Tits.

zelda 41
04-27-2007, 08:47 PM
still, i don't like it

Samnmax221
04-27-2007, 08:48 PM
http://www.cupotico.com/images/Watermelon.jpg

DarthAve
04-27-2007, 09:16 PM
Watermelon is nice. That's easially the 2nd best flavor of dum-dum pop.

zelda 41
04-27-2007, 09:35 PM
mm, and it makes great gum

Samnmax221
04-27-2007, 10:09 PM
http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/extension/Texascrops/cucurbitsmeloncrops/cantaloupe.jpg

DarthAve
04-27-2007, 10:12 PM
MELON!!! xDDDD

Byakko
04-28-2007, 02:39 AM
It has intuitive gameplay coupled with deep graphics along with an engaging storyline.

I love God of War; but the 'intuitive gameplay' is really pattern-button-mashing (put this on the Wii and OMG! Imagine doing the threesome-sex scene with the Wii-Mote!). The art direction is great and GoW does impossible things with the PS2 hardware and kudos to them.

But the storyline is well...it's pretty standard, especially with the Greekiness of it. Kind of like a badboy version of Hercules (with Kevin Sorbo).

turtlefreak
04-28-2007, 12:10 PM
Ohhhh
i like dum-dum pops!
they dont make them anymore though...
D:

DarthAve
04-28-2007, 01:08 PM
Yes they do. You can buy them in huge bags at walmart or somthing. My favorite, along with the rest of the worlds, is blue raspberry.

Halo_92
04-28-2007, 01:17 PM
mystery.

Samnmax221
04-28-2007, 02:53 PM
Unfunny.

Ray Jones
04-28-2007, 03:09 PM
Quick, let's switch his toilet-paper with a rasp and feed him laxative.

Halo_92
04-28-2007, 06:36 PM
no need for that, I already got the runs. Don't need the waterfall-s.

martmeister
04-28-2007, 07:31 PM
I love God of War; but the 'intuitive gameplay' is really pattern-button-mashing (put this on the Wii and OMG! Imagine doing the threesome-sex scene with the Wii-Mote!).

One of my friends said that he's already tired of Spiderman on the Wii because you're basically doing the same thing for the whole game (he demonstrated wiggling your hand by holding the Wii-mote).

Melons are always nice (yes, in both ways you may be thinking).

Davinq
04-28-2007, 08:25 PM
<3 the innuendo there mart.

itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 10:25 PM
<3 innuendo.

No way dude, that was one of Queen's worst albums.

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-29-2007, 01:35 AM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/5536-1/300kfc.gif

Samnmax221
04-29-2007, 01:48 AM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/5536-1/300kfc.gif
Why didn't you give this to me earlier, our "friends" might have liked it.

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-29-2007, 01:55 AM
because you could have found it yourself

Samnmax221
04-29-2007, 01:57 AM
:cry7:

Byakko
04-29-2007, 07:45 AM
That thing reminds me of 'General's Fried Chicken' from Black Brother (or whatever the name of that movie was).

JoeDoe 2.0
04-30-2007, 03:01 PM
Undercover brother

Not very funny movie, it's on my "never again" list

Poopdogjr
05-01-2007, 12:05 AM
I saw a movie with Steven Seagal the other day, where he had to go to anger management. But he broke a desk in class. And then beat up some guys near his car. It might be the best movie created by human hands. Dogs still have us beat when it comes to cinematograhpy with Air Bud, and homeward bound.

Byakko
05-01-2007, 12:27 PM
homeward bound

I loved that movie when I was a kid. Still do really.

Gawd, how old is that dog from Air Bud now anyway? They can give him tweed pants and a polo-tee and have him play golf now.

Or when he's like 70 in dog years, make Shuffle-Board Bud, or Segway Bud.

Samnmax221
05-01-2007, 03:56 PM
Gawd, how old is that dog from Air Bud now anyway?
He died, they cloned him, now the clones are getting old.

Poopdogjr
05-01-2007, 10:11 PM
Homeward Bound is a BOSS movie.

Halo_92
05-02-2007, 12:14 PM
i <3 you poop.

Poopdogjr
05-02-2007, 10:33 PM
Also Milo and Otis.

martmeister
05-02-2007, 10:37 PM
i <3 you poop.

Better secure your chastity belt now, Poopdog.

Poopdogjr
05-02-2007, 10:49 PM
My belt covers my bum bum.

DarthAve
05-02-2007, 11:00 PM
You know what movie I like?

The Nightmare Before Christmas. But who doesn't??

turtlefreak
05-06-2007, 12:25 PM
that one was a little odd
confusing
but okay i guesss

JoeDoe 2.0
05-06-2007, 01:22 PM
On topic

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070415.jpg

Psychochaos3
05-12-2007, 08:21 PM
On topic

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070415.jpg
Ah, Scott Ramsoomair and his wacky brand of hu8mor. It's addicting.

DarthAve
05-13-2007, 01:22 AM
Speaking of comics, How come Mark Hamer stoped updating his DFAC section?

And WTF happened to R A Z?