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TiE23
04-24-2007, 09:19 PM
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/05/16/video-games-criminal-training-for-liberal-teens.aspx

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx



Technicians working for Jack discovered a hidden feature or “mod” for the Grand Theft Auto game called “Hot Coffee” This took the form of a sequence where the player earns points by committing felonies (e.g. Murder, Rape, Carjacking). If the player achieves enough “felony kudos points” then he is rewarded by an explicit homosexual pornographic sequence.

This was not the only game from Take Two containing a hidden pornographic mod. For example a year later the same company released “Elder Scrolls Oblivion”, a Live Playing Game or LPG that once again invites the player to brawl and worship false-gods in a medieval fantasy inspired world.


Right after I'm done watching gay porn on GTA I'm off to go worship in my Sixth House cult praying for death and destruction to bless our world.

Very funny site, I'm 95% sure it's a joke site. That or a member of the KKK got a hold of a computer.

IG-64
04-24-2007, 10:14 PM
I blame Dungeons & Dragons.

Jae Onasi
04-24-2007, 10:19 PM
Yeah, all that running around in sewers and killing alligators and pretending to cast spells is such a problem.

Samnmax221
04-24-2007, 10:30 PM
I don't want to be Elfstar anymore!11

DarthAve
04-24-2007, 10:34 PM
Oh wow. I hope my grandma doesn't find that website. She'll start interrogating me about all the games I own.

BongoBob
04-25-2007, 01:17 AM
AVE! HAVE YOU BEEN KILLING THE ELDERLY AND MOLESTING BABIES AGAIN!?

:xp:

Black Knight of Keno
04-25-2007, 01:41 AM
My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence?

Funny site tho'. I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laught at USA some more :p

jon_hill987
04-25-2007, 04:24 AM
I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laugh at USA some more :p

We hardly stop laughing as it is. It is only their foreign policy that stops us laughing. because that is often scary.

On to the article...
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Pok-e-men evolve! What a harmful message to be sending to kids! How dare those Japanese b******s, they are spreading evil lies!

"The Bible tell us that enemies of God will show no mercy in their attempt to lead us astray from the true path, likewise we must attack with all the Strength which we have been given."

OK, so that quote is actually about the book of Origin (Stargate SG-1), I just replaced "Book of Origin" with "Bible" and "the Ori" with "God", however it does seem to sum up how a lot of Christians (particularly in America) think.


I feel really sorry for his niece, who's favourite book is the bible. Maybe I should start my own badly researched campaign against something. I know how about a campaign to make religion "adult material". It would be banned from being taught as fact to anyone under the age of 18. No-one under the age of 18 should be allowed to go to church (or chapel/mosque/temple), and if they do want to their parents should be looked up with the charge of brainwashing their kids (which they have clearly done if they want to go to church) and the kids should be taken into care for de-programming.
You have to admit that this proposed campaign is about as sensible as "the Freedom blog", which incidentally, has very little to do with freedom, sure you are free to follow God or be destroyed (metaphorically, for now at least), but it isn't exactly the sort freedom America supposedly stands for.

Pie™
04-25-2007, 09:27 AM
I don't like where this is heading...

Anyways, with all the factual errors I'm pretty sure this must be a joke. But these nuts have surprised me before, and I've learned that human stupidity and ignorance knows no boundaries.

jebbers
04-25-2007, 09:38 AM
...I've learned that human stupidity and ignorance knows no boundaries.

Hence The Darwin Awards.

Rogue15
04-25-2007, 12:08 PM
hahah looks like a bloody kid wrote it.

UDM
04-25-2007, 02:54 PM
My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence?

Funny site tho'. I wish more American Republicans were like that so the rest of the world can laught at USA some more :p
haAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

oh damn it

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

"Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) ."

Holy crap this quote is worth its while in pure solid gold...

But anyway, STR is a satirical humour blog, so...

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-25-2007, 08:35 PM
My God! God hates Linux users and Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where is the benevolence?
your open source philosophy disgusts me

acdcfanbill
04-26-2007, 09:13 AM
Isn't satire wonderful. :)

Rogue15
04-26-2007, 11:33 AM
i played Turok 2 when i was 12. I come off as insensitive sometimes but i never killed anybody. :D

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-29-2007, 03:04 AM
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?productID=624

TiE23
04-29-2007, 02:13 PM
i played Turok 2 when i was 12. I come off as insensitive sometimes but i never killed anybody. :D
Unreal when I was 8, I win! : P

Jeff
04-29-2007, 02:15 PM
lol jmac ftw

Joetheeskimo
04-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Wow...that site is meant to be a joke, right?

Tyrion
04-29-2007, 02:48 PM
http://www.zestuff.com/_gfx/products/13_i.jpg

Q
04-30-2007, 04:24 AM
I want one of those t-shirts.

Black Knight of Keno
04-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Unreal when I was 8, I win! : P

Doom when I was 7. I winz! :p

Pho3nix
04-30-2007, 12:34 PM
Doom when I was 7. I winz! :p

Doom when I was 6 ! I pwnz!

BongoBob
04-30-2007, 12:34 PM
Murder when I was in the wombs. I winz!

:xp:

MrWally
04-30-2007, 08:29 PM
Where I grew up, our "first person shooter" was dodge ball.

With rocks.

BongoBob
04-30-2007, 08:33 PM
Pfft, rocks.

We used grenades.

topshot
04-30-2007, 09:53 PM
Lazers FTW!

BTW, the stupidity and insipidness of this "Shelly the republican" is astounding, to say the least.

Samnmax221
04-30-2007, 11:33 PM
Murder when I was in the wombs. I winz!
Fetal genocide, I win.

BongoBob
05-01-2007, 12:33 AM
I did the Holocaust.

Yep.

ET Warrior
05-01-2007, 02:53 AM
This thread is rapidly spiraling down the drain :p

Joetheeskimo
05-01-2007, 06:59 AM
Unfortunately, STR was not on snopes, but...http://friendlyatheist.com/2006/12/01/shelley-the-republican-debunked/

BongoBob
05-01-2007, 02:50 PM
This thread is rapidly spiraling down the drain :p

Your mother.

:xp: