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Samnmax221
05-03-2007, 11:55 PM
Not cool.
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Outpost Zarahemla

In this LDS Game you will join Elder Hero whose mission is to expand the Mormon colonies in space.

As you embark on your work, you will find that you are responsible for providing for the three fold mission of the church on your outpost. You will need to build structures and facilities to help spread the gospel and do family history work, as well as provide for the temporal welfare, social needs, spiritual development of the guests of your outpost.

You will also be required to provide for the social and economic needs of travelers in space, by building trading posts, lemonade stands, shopping centers, parks and recreation.

You will be responsible for the maintenance of all these items, and for their electricity needs. You will learn to balance the demands of building a city in space with the needs of the people visiting your outpost.

You will learn how to balance the supply and demand of travelers in space, with the development of an outpost worthy of the name Zarahemla. And you will have a whole lot of FUN!

I am however tempted to download the game, the idea of blasting Mormons off into space is rather amusing, don't you think?

SyntheticGerbil
05-04-2007, 01:21 AM
This is really confusing. I don't know where to begin. My teachers say I'm unemployable, but if someone can hire someone to do the art to this crap, I don't really see what's wrong with me.

Samnmax221
05-04-2007, 01:29 AM
I don't think you'd want to work for Mormons though, I wouldn't at least. **** it, I'm downloading it now.

Edit: Mormons in Space, hmmm....
http://i13.tinypic.com/4kp23ns.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/4t8e98x.jpg
I think I'm beginning to like the idea, I mean **** Paul Verhoeven......and Mormons.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-09-2007, 11:21 PM
oh man oh man samnmax post lol2hard

milo
05-09-2007, 11:31 PM
BULL****

http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/colgate/

Samnmax221
05-09-2007, 11:38 PM
oh man oh man samnmax post lol2hard
lol wut?