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TunaMurray
02-16-2001, 07:45 PM
here is my list
1.hit a parked truck wile riding my bike with no protective gear:first thought "did I dent the truck"
2.got hit in the head twice with a bat at full swing:1 metal 1 wood
3. play crash dummies: two peolpe ride bikes at eachother at a good speed and jump off right before they colide.
4.walk in the middle of a three lane very busy road
5.shock yourself on purpose
6.slead down a steep hill right into a wall
7.play flying rat (rats dont fly)
8.eat a tuna melt:canned tuna, cheese,mayo, some vegtable, and other unknown elements(you eat anything if your hungry)
9.just now- rollerblade down a steap hill after it rained, swollow some bugs, slip and hit head on into a garage door

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Frenchyd
02-16-2001, 08:30 PM
Stuck a key in an electrical socket... i was playing house, and my mom gave me a key, and so i thought:

hmmm, that might fit in there

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The Feral Chicken
02-16-2001, 08:31 PM
1) Demonstrated bike safety to someone...before colliding with someone coming the other way
2) Sledding down a steep hill into a curb. Whoops.
3) Jumping up in the air, sitting on the sleigh and then crashing down...onto concrete with about 2mm of snow
4) Drinking a combination of orange juice, Pot Noodle, blackcurrant, chocolate sauce and bread
5) Pulling a wheelie up a curb and going vertical.
6) Headbutting a table
7) Trying to jump over a table in the science room (the tables are 3'6" high, and I'm 5'1)
8) Letting people '3D' me...then they tripped over my leg and sat on my face. I went blind for 2 minutes when they sat on my nose. Directly. A 128lb boy, sitting on a 117lbs boy. In the face. On the nose. It hurt quite a lot.
9) Telling a Year 11 to f*** off. I'm in Year 8.
10) Jumping 20 feet out of a tree and spraining my ankle
11) Biting my lip just now. OW!

Blondbeard
02-16-2001, 08:39 PM
when you say 3D do you mean as in ''Dudley Death Drop''?

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TunaMurray
02-16-2001, 08:42 PM
headbutting tables! cool Im not the only one who does it, but it looks weird for a 17 year old so ive moved on to punching walls and Ice till my hand is all bloody

The Feral Chicken
02-16-2001, 08:56 PM
Yes, 3D as in Dudley Death Drop

Natty
02-16-2001, 10:41 PM
Ummmm....

Falling down stairs

Getting drunk then kissing just about anyone I could find (females included) and that same night telling the guys I need to suck their **** more often (don't know if I actually did though)

Talk to brick walls when no one is listening to me- specially my friends

Put my dog in a wheel barrow and wheel barrowed it around the garden (bout 6 at the time)

Bang my head against tables when I get frustrated

Throw temper tantrums when things don't go my way (see I can be all cute n innocent to get my own way)

While forwarding an email onto a friend of mine I asked "What was the bird doing in the cactus eating all the Trantula spiders? I wanna know how it got in there to begin with" Well geeeeez it wasn't my fault the Email was worded stupidly,
"He went over to the cactus and picked away at a crusty bit if it, it was almost entirely hollow and filled with a tiger striped bird eating tarantula spiders about the size of two hands span." Well geeeeeeez see why I thought there was a bird eating spider in the cactus? actually they were bird eating turantula spiders


Blow up condoms and draw smiley faces on them then throw them around like beach balls-that's a great party game http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Don't worry there's lots of stupid things I've done just cant remember them all

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MagnusB
02-16-2001, 10:43 PM
The list would go on forever, so I`l take what I have done that is not stupid instead:
1) Discover Monkey Island
2) That`s it

Natty
02-17-2001, 01:23 AM
ok I can add another thing to the most stupid things I've ever done and it happened like 5mins ago- my brother just caught me singin into me deoderant bottle hehehehe http://www.escapemi.com/forums/redface.gif well I like dancing around and pretending I'm a singer- even at my age http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Rufio
02-17-2001, 02:50 AM
well JUST yesterday i dropped a steak knife on my toe, and severed almost all of the front of it, it was a royal bloody mess!!

pretty stupid huh?

Frenchyd
02-17-2001, 02:51 AM
YUP! lol... i'm not allowed to use scissors anymore because i cut my finger and it was gushing blood... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

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TunaMurray
02-17-2001, 03:41 AM
knife aye. sounds like my cousin "its not sharp see" (tests knife on his finger) *youch* -drops knife almost on his foot.
but I cant really say he was stupid for doing that when a few weeks prior I sliced my thumb pretty good modifing a Euopean N64 game (that never worked) to fit in the US console

Rufio
02-19-2001, 12:40 AM
yeah, knife on foot is pretty bad, but i have had cuts from console cartridge games too, MAN do those sting!!!! remember the original nintendo!!! dont try and clean those games with your pinkie. OUCH!!

Frenchyd
02-19-2001, 01:07 AM
hmmm... just a little while ago me and my friend thought it would be cool to see what happens when you heat a closed can on the stove... NOT fun to clean up http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Natty
02-19-2001, 01:10 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha Frenchy, silly girl, how long did it take before the can exploded? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

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Frenchyd
02-19-2001, 01:13 AM
hmmm... i dont know, about 10 - 15 minutes... it really sucked cause the beans burnt my friend when they splattered... it was pretty cool though... my mom stil doesn't know.. shh.. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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MagnusB
02-19-2001, 08:31 PM
Oh yeah.
1) Staple my finger.
2) Ride a bike quickly onto a patch of gravel, hit the brake. Do a sommersault.
3) In Italy: Walked over to some stray dogs, they surrounded me, and I nearly started running. Good that I remembered what a bad idea that would have been.
4) Try snowboard.
5) Hehe. So I`m not the only one who punches walls, and bangs my head in them when I`m angry. I`m glad to hear that.
6) Throw the remote control in the wall.

I`ll tell you if I come up with something else.