View Full Version : What is the funniest line in EMI

02-21-2001, 07:16 PM
What is the funniest line in EMI. I say "I want to keep this to my self and a select group of close friends"

02-21-2001, 08:15 PM
Why is that funny?

02-21-2001, 08:29 PM
'You've befouled my platypus!'

02-21-2001, 09:27 PM
There are no funny lines in EMI.

02-21-2001, 09:29 PM
"what kind of duck are you?"

02-21-2001, 09:51 PM
The first time I heard "Goodbye cruel adventure game" it cracked me up coz it wasn't something I was expecting, ummmmm I also laugh when Elaine everytime Guybrush goes off she keeps telling him not to get cursed or killed or whatever, I can't remember the line and of course I love the "ahhh so I see you are trained in the arts of monkey combat" but that's just a few of them, I think the jokes seem to be getting less and less with each game, and it's dissapointing really http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif

02-21-2001, 10:19 PM
I'm quite partial to the Titanic joke...

Guybrush: "You look kind of familiar..."
Figurehead Lady: "Perhaps you've seen me in your nightmares."
Guybrush: "I don't think so."
Figurehead Lady: "Yes you have, watch this: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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02-22-2001, 12:14 AM
They should have more lines I thought of EMI having two hilarious puch lines per act. I also liked the part when guybrush goes in the bankk and lands on his head but that isn;t really a puncline



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02-22-2001, 12:45 AM
I have to agree with newfoundgloryboy or when Guybrush is talking to Herman..."How do I get off this f&@kin' island?!?!?!"

02-22-2001, 03:37 AM
ohhh thats the other great one smirk, i laughed so hard to hear the "jerry springer" bleep!!!

02-22-2001, 02:23 PM
Yup. That one was so unexpected.
I really can`t think of many funny lines right now, I`ll tell you if I come up with one.

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[This message has been edited by MagnusB (edited February 22, 2001).]