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Smon
05-09-2007, 05:08 PM
I didn't know Smoke on the Water was based on a true story.

DarthAve
05-09-2007, 05:18 PM
I didn't know Matterhorn Mountain had a basketball court inside it.

milo
05-09-2007, 06:05 PM
I didn't know what ascii goatse was.

martmeister
05-09-2007, 06:51 PM
I didn't know "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" or that porn could be acquired so easily.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-09-2007, 10:20 PM
I didn't know polar bears knew what apples is.

DarthAve
05-09-2007, 10:48 PM
I didn't know the lyrics to The Lonely Goatherd

pyrohappygirl
05-10-2007, 05:45 AM
I didn't know about conventions, fanfiction or pocky.

Ray Jones
05-10-2007, 11:39 AM
I didn't know some things about horses and women.

Halo_92
05-10-2007, 02:48 PM
I didn't know about myfreepaysite :naughty:

Psychochaos3
05-10-2007, 04:22 PM
Everything I knew past the age of 6.

DarthAve
05-10-2007, 05:00 PM
I didn't know you guys existed.

Halo_92
05-10-2007, 05:06 PM
Didn't care either.

Woodnote
05-10-2007, 05:39 PM
I didn't know how far your rear could be stretched. And I didn't know that there were so many sick people on the internet.

Smon
05-10-2007, 05:51 PM
I didn't know how far your rear could be stretched. And I didn't know that there were so many sick people on the internet.
I didn't know tentacles could be associated with anything but seafood.

DarthAve
05-10-2007, 06:03 PM
I didn't know that a lot of people don't care about my crushes.

Actually, I was wrong.

Awwwww, he sounds so cute. <3 AND he can sing? Sexy.

You go girl. Work what you got. Walk in there like you own that man. TAP THAT, YOUNG GRASSHOPPAH. I HAVE FAITH. ♥

Davinq
05-10-2007, 07:03 PM
I didn't know how much fun (or how easy) pirating is.

DarthAve
05-10-2007, 07:58 PM
I've learned Internet friends > Real Life Friends

Psychochaos3
05-10-2007, 09:00 PM
I think I was able to learn english from the internet.

pyrohappygirl
05-10-2007, 09:03 PM
I've learnt that trying to talk while typing is a bad idea.

For example-

My father: Madz, go and get something for us to watch from Video Ezy.
Me: Sure, Alice... Whatever you say.

Seriously, I'm the worst (female!) multitasker ever!

I also learnt that fanclubs have many inner workings you don't know about.

DarthAve
05-10-2007, 09:14 PM
pyro, pyro, pyro! ~hugz~ luv!

I learned that I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE I'M HAPPY!!! xDDDD

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-11-2007, 09:16 AM
I think I was able to learn english from the internet.
do you use internet speak irl

i have a friend who calls me jmac irl

DarthAve
05-11-2007, 03:41 PM
I say 'OMGSH' irl. But it's more making fun of people who seriously mean it. srsly? ttly!

Smon
05-11-2007, 03:50 PM
I say 'OMGSH' irl. But it's more making fun of people who seriously mean it. srsly? ttly!
Sir Sly Titty indeed.

Psychochaos3
05-12-2007, 12:52 PM
I didn't know what video games were before the internet.

Poopdogjr
05-13-2007, 02:00 AM
I didn't know what it's like to love.......