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Phantom Knight
05-10-2007, 06:04 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!

Paris Hilton is a ***ing idiot. Oh wait... that's old news. Anyway, that girl is craazzzy! She going to jail, and I couldn't be happier! :lol:

I know. Cold for me to say, ain't it?

Ray Jones
05-10-2007, 06:30 AM
Ha, if it were you, you'd have a different view about going to jail for driving without a license.

Phantom Knight
05-10-2007, 06:38 AM
That, and a lot more smarter and intelligent.

Fealiks
05-11-2007, 06:33 PM
Pwned.

DarthAve
05-11-2007, 06:55 PM
Pfft Paris should have listened to Ice.

"When the cops ask you about tonight. Play it cool."

Phantom Knight
05-12-2007, 08:03 AM
I just cannot understand why some girls would want to be like her. I mean, who the hell would want to end up like that sorry-skank anyway? (excuse the french :) )

I'm glad she has gone to jail, because she has been nothing but a spoilt brat all her life, and she well derseved what she got for driving without a license.

DarthAve
05-12-2007, 12:55 PM
I just cannot understand why some girls would want to be like her. I mean, who the hell would want to end up like that sorry-skank anyway? (excuse the french :) )

I'm glad she has gone to jail, because she has been nothing but a spoilt brat all her life, and she well derseved what she got for driving without a license.
I agree compleatly. And you can say skank, just not h*. We don't want Russell Simmons poppin caps.

Fealiks
05-13-2007, 04:22 PM
H*? I though it was G*as in gangstar... whatever.

I saw her once on that stupid simple programme she does. She stole a police car and crashed it whilst parking, then tried to take it to this garage thing she was working at to try and fix it (and failed), but she didn't get any punishment for that because it was all in the name of "entertainment". Pfft.

DarthAve
05-13-2007, 04:57 PM
H*? I though it was G*as in gangstar... whatever.

I saw her once on that stupid simple programme she does. She stole a police car and crashed it whilst parking, then tried to take it to this garage thing she was working at to try and fix it (and failed), but she didn't get any punishment for that because it was all in the name of "entertainment". Pfft.
No The three words are b*tch h* and n*gga

Ray Jones
05-14-2007, 09:17 AM
u ppl r just j-e-a-l-o-u-s cus u dont have the bling money n fame

Fealiks
05-14-2007, 09:46 AM
Ray, I know this is a little out of context, but plz gt mccoy bk so u 2s can hav ur funi 2 pg convos lol

Ray Jones
05-14-2007, 10:48 AM
Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no. And he's sick of this place too.

Phantom Knight
05-15-2007, 05:43 AM
huh. This topic has gone from Paris Hilton to Text Message Words (which I think is for people who have bad grammar and have low moral fiber XP)

The problem is with these sort of initials is that I have no idea what the hell people are trying to say. Heck, its like speaking to someone who speaks in Street Talk, or someone who has a speech impenament.

JoeDoe 2.0
05-15-2007, 09:22 AM
Looking at Paris makes me feel better about myself.

Paris will either be changesd a little by the time she gets out of jail or she'll get wilder.

Fealiks
05-15-2007, 02:55 PM
The problem is with these sort of initials is that I have no idea what the hell people are trying to say. Heck, its like speaking to someone who speaks in Street Talk, or someone who has a speech impenament.

I imagine you to speak like Butters (from South Park). I'm not trying to be offensive btw omg lol.


Paris will either be changesd a little by the time she gets out of jail or she'll get wilder.

Well, there will be a new spring in her step, that's for sure. I'm sorry to make two South Park references in one post, but did anyone see the episode where she swallowed Mr. Slave with her super massive brown hole? Think shower heads and lead pipes.

Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no.

Educa..tat.. educated?

And he's sick of this place too.

A part of me just died. It really did.

Ray you are like chocolate.

McCoy is the pan and heat, though.

Joshi
05-16-2007, 03:59 AM
Ha, if it were you, you'd have a different view about going to jail for driving without a license.

A license that was revoked for drink driving... frankly, this is good for her, shows her that money doesn't make her above the law.

Fealiks
05-16-2007, 08:28 AM
...shows her that money doesn't make her above the law.

Yeah, a TV series evidently does, though. She did a number of illegal things (and a three-digit-number of imoral things... like hoovering up someone's ashes) in that waste of a slot off of E4's timetable, with no consequences, by the way, only the too familiar "you failed your task, Paris, but I'm giving you extra points for being so hot".

Joshi
05-16-2007, 08:36 AM
Oh geeze, I just tune out of e4 after Friends on the weekend (weekdays is Scrubs time ;)) She really pisses me off. But yeah, getting her own TV series because she's so damn special (she actually gets paid thousands of dollars for simply showing up to places... that's it), that was just annoying.

Then again, it's no different than what we have here in the UK, with Jordan and the like (what exactly is the purpose of Charlotte Church?), but the fact that she think's she's so special simply because she has a rich father and too much money to know what to do with. I've never wished actual violence on a single person, but I'm really willing to make an exception for her, just so she can get a taste of reality.

Sabretooth
05-16-2007, 12:19 PM
Apparently, Paris' attempt at becoming a rapstar by going jail didn't go down too well.

Brighteyes
05-16-2007, 12:41 PM
As big as a plastic shmuck she is - she is gaining a ton of money which is what she wants, shes famous (infamous maybe) but again thats what she wants. So all these ponces we hate are actually not that stupid.

Joshi
05-16-2007, 02:39 PM
Maybe... or maybe there are just enough other ponces in the world that the big rich ponces can suck on to get their fix of money and power without needing any talent. I mean apparently there are people out there that watch her show.

Kj°len
05-17-2007, 06:07 PM
She has a show?

Phantom Knight
05-18-2007, 03:40 AM
I have always wondered. What exactly does Paris Hilton do, apart from whoring, being spoilt from fame and fortune, and of coarse being a role model to girls (despite her not doing anything)

I mean from what I've heard, I hear she has done only one song (or album... I don't know, I'm not a fan). I just have no idea what she does as an occupation... what the hell does she do???

Joshi
05-18-2007, 03:53 AM
As I said, people pay her to show up at places. Parties, gallery openings, whatever people pay her thousands for simply being there.

That and her TV show.

Fealiks
05-18-2007, 12:35 PM
And sex tapes.

DarthAve
05-18-2007, 09:03 PM
I would love to pay her to kill herself.

Too bad I'm broke. Somebody lend me some cash? I hate the whole 'Famous for being famous" celebutant thing going on. Make somthing productive of yourself, like Ivanka Trump or somthing. Even though I hate Ivanka Trump cause she seems like a bitch.

Kj°len
05-19-2007, 10:59 AM
Hey everyone. I'm famous now. Because I said so. The fact that I say that I am famous is only fueling my fame. By this time tomorrow, I'll have enough circular fame to get on Dateline to talk about how LucasForums made me famous.

Joshi
05-19-2007, 12:27 PM
I think you might need money... or to appear on some low brow reality TV.

Fealiks
05-19-2007, 05:22 PM
I would love to pay her to kill herself.

Or you could sell her cigarettes and get payed to kill her! Yeah, I just watched Clerks on Joox.

I have the new Firefox installed and the spell check feature is on... "payed" isn't a word..?

Joshi
05-20-2007, 04:40 AM
Probably because people usually get paid.

Even still, I wouldn't trust Firefox spellchecker that much, it's not that great and is defaulted to American spelling (although you can get UK spelling for it). If you're really unsure, just use Google or have Word open (or... heaven forbid... grab a dictionary).

DrMcCoy
05-20-2007, 07:46 AM
Pille is too busy gettin' educatat so I think no. And he's sick of this place too.

No, I'm not sick of this place (sick of Darth_Ave and Flealiks, maybe ;)), only too busy. :/

Fealiks
05-20-2007, 09:33 AM
*giggles like a little girl*

Probably because people usually get paid.

Even still, I wouldn't trust Firefox spellchecker that much, it's not that great and is defaulted to American spelling (although you can get UK spelling for it). If you're really unsure, just use Google or have Word open (or... heaven forbid... grab a dictionary).

Oh yeah, I always used to remember that by thinking of a certain Bash quote.

Also, I find that Firefox spell check is quite reliable, it includes many words and acronyms, lots of common and uncommon words are checked, even obscure ones such as catalepsies are included in it's dictionary. Mine seems to set to UK spelling by default.

Alien426
05-20-2007, 10:12 AM
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_Spoiled_Whore_Video_Playset) was on MTV in Germany yesterday. So great.

Bebe: Wow, that's really her! Paris! Over here!
Wendy: I don't get it. What does she do?
Annie: She's super-rich!
Wendy: ...but what does she do?
Red: She's totally spoiled and savvy.
Wendy: What does she do?!
Man: She's a whore.

Fealiks
05-20-2007, 02:32 PM
For anyone unclear:
Paris Hilton (aka "Crotch Rash") is, among other things, a villain standing against the austere beauty and patriotic do-gooderness of the all-American hero known throughout the galaxy as Sir Charles M. Talleyrand, the Cock of the Walk. The first insult came when, on an MTV program, she referred to a commercial featuring Talleyrand as "hot." Arguably, Talleyrand's hotness is not in dispute; rather, Talleyrand was offended that she thought herself worthy of looking at his commercial, and responded with: "Yeah, I'm hot, but not NEARLY as hot as that scorching case of chlamydia she has." Offended, Hilton became the highest-ranking second-rate whore to several under-funded terrorist cells, marking her as one of Talleyrand's most-memorable and most-laughable enemies. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton)
Possible Bias

DarthAve
05-20-2007, 06:43 PM
(sick of Darth_Ave and Flealiks, maybe ;))
Pfft, You're just hatin' cause you're not getting any.

DrMcCoy
05-20-2007, 07:10 PM
you're not getting any.

Sadly, that is true... :(

Samnmax221
05-20-2007, 11:45 PM
Pfft, You're just hatin' cause you're not getting any.
AIDS?

Joshi
05-21-2007, 07:38 AM
Pfft, You're just hatin' cause you're not getting any.

And you are?

DarthAve
05-21-2007, 04:08 PM
And you are?
God, you PERV! I'm 14, I shouldn't even be wanting any.

Samnmax221
05-21-2007, 07:42 PM
God, you PERV! I'm 14, I shouldn't even be wanting any.
Wrong.

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 09:03 AM
PILLE ALIEN OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN DONT TELL ME IDC

Joshi
05-22-2007, 01:24 PM
God, you PERV! I'm 14, I shouldn't even be wanting any.

I'm just saying, if you're not, you don't have much right to say McCoy isn't... even if he isn't.

And also, you must not know a lot of 14 years olds.

DrMcCoy
05-22-2007, 06:08 PM
PILLE ALIEN OMG WHERE HAVE U BEEN DONT TELL ME IDC

I missed you, too! *cuddles Ray*

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 06:31 PM
Eeew, no, OFF! *hits Pille with a tapestry*

Samnmax221
05-22-2007, 07:44 PM
I always kinda figured Ray for a TB.

DarthAve
05-22-2007, 08:56 PM
And also, you must not know a lot of 14 years olds.
I just choose to ignore my lebido until I find the right person. Than it's short skirts and dark lipstick!!

Samnmax221
05-22-2007, 09:17 PM
I just choose to ignore my libido until I find the right person. Than it's short skirts and dark lipstick!!
You spelled libido wrong, slut.

Alien426
05-23-2007, 06:57 AM
I always kinda figured Ray for a TB.
He's a Terabyte? I so want Ray in my PC now.

You youngins and your abbrevs, ts ts ts.

Fealiks
05-23-2007, 02:24 PM
wtf dnt dis u dnt no wt ur on bout u stpd fckn wnka me n ma hmboyz r gona giv u bshins m8. I dnt no y u can tek da pis bcz i ad ur mum in bed lst nite so fck u.

flks wuz eya 2k7 chiln n smokn weed n btin up greboz nd nt goin 2 schl init

Phantom Knight
05-25-2007, 10:17 PM
STOP DOING THAT!!!!

Samnmax221
05-26-2007, 01:44 AM
He's a Terabyte? I so want Ray in my PC now.
I was thinking more in the terms of teen baby.

Fealiks
05-26-2007, 03:32 PM
I thought you meant he was a tuberculosis... or a tiny blister..?

Brighteyes
05-28-2007, 08:37 AM
I was thinking more in the terms of teen baby.

Is that like the difference between a TOG and a TIG.

Vikinor
05-29-2007, 04:28 AM
Aw skeet nigga. That ho is going to jail. :)

Fealiks
05-29-2007, 02:30 PM
RASICM. REPURTED 2 DA MODS.

Ray Jones
05-29-2007, 05:30 PM
I am offended as well.

Joshi
05-29-2007, 06:14 PM
Ironic how the only member of this board not to be offended would be the black one...

Kj°len
05-30-2007, 05:01 PM
I am Polish! And being of cultural descent, I am offended!

Fealiks
05-31-2007, 02:08 PM
Ironic how the only member of this board not to be offended would be the black one...

I was offended. :rolleyes:

Brighteyes
06-04-2007, 05:35 PM
I'd probbably be offended if i understood welsh.

Fealiks
06-05-2007, 02:55 PM
Let's offend people. Wylfyncyn braffdyn allfflyllyntynllyin'gyn... das shacklenbŘrg isnt ein das nachtbŘrg! Katolski polski tekstin tolski pruski. Ass sweet swell crap im tolly pissed at you aww no way awesome aw aw awwww raaad thats some fine ass maaaaaaan. Toff toff toff myessss.... spiffing, what! Haddy badgy bahji rururu hallyflally bludin doddry rodry podry. Le ecuetser oh la la ou pomme de terre a la peurte de la suave. ccckk!

Joshi
06-05-2007, 03:37 PM
Yes ladies an gentlemen, lets offend people. Fealiks has started the ball rolling by offending his own intelligence, lets see where we can go with this.

Ray Jones
06-05-2007, 05:33 PM
For the first time ever, I found a post of Fealiks to be less unfunny then else.

However. Josh-man, do you still masturbate under the kitchen sink?

Fealiks
06-07-2007, 02:56 PM
For the first time ever, I found a post of Fealiks to be less unfunny then else.

...that wasn't funny

Joshi
06-07-2007, 04:07 PM
However. Josh-man, do you still masturbate under the kitchen sink?

For the last time YES!

Samnmax221
06-07-2007, 09:14 PM
For the last time YES!
Don't you get a crick in the neck?

Joshi
06-08-2007, 01:24 PM
I'm an unusually tiny person...

Fealiks
06-09-2007, 09:42 AM
Right, so you don't get a crick in the wrist but don't you get a crick in the neck?

Joshi
06-09-2007, 12:08 PM
Well done, you made an obvious joke.

Fealiks
06-10-2007, 09:58 AM
Someone had to do it.

Joshi
06-10-2007, 03:58 PM
Not that I really care abut bringing this thread back on topic, it's rather nice to know that after being let out of jail because she didn't like the food (oh yes) Paris Hilton is now going back for the full 45 days (roughly, knowing the judicial system there it'll probably ned up being less).

Fealiks
06-11-2007, 04:22 PM
I know it sounds cold, heartless, self-centred.. maybe even evil, but I do feel sorry for her.

Samnmax221
06-11-2007, 07:26 PM
(roughly, knowing the judicial system there it'll probably ned up being less)
Ho ho.

DarthAve
06-12-2007, 12:42 PM
There's one thing I have to say about the Paris Hilton gong back to jail thing.

Good.

Fealiks
06-12-2007, 01:17 PM
Hehe.

Vikinor
06-16-2007, 02:36 AM
I apologize to anyone I offended!


But not really...

Samnmax221
06-16-2007, 02:37 AM
I apologize to anyone I offended!
Thats no way to be.

SeaTurtle
06-18-2007, 08:20 AM
I saw a competition yesterday to win a trip to Paris for a fashion makeover or something. The question was:

Where would you find Paris?

a. Germany
b. Spain
c. Prison

That amused me.

Fealiks
06-18-2007, 04:09 PM
Where would you find Paris?

a. Germany
b. Spain
c. Prison


Rofl :D

Fender
06-18-2007, 07:07 PM
And sex tapes.

In which she gets an F for effort. Come on girl, show some expression!

Joshi
06-19-2007, 01:14 PM
Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.

Fealiks
06-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Must have been disappointing for her boyfriend, she seemed more in love with the camera. And she "didn't want it to go public". Pshhffft

Samnmax221
06-19-2007, 01:37 PM
Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.
YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1

Joshi
06-19-2007, 06:51 PM
YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/a55-paris-superfans.jpg

So... which one are you?

Sabretooth
06-20-2007, 07:46 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/a55-paris-superfans.jpg

So... which one are you?

I believe what I see, and I believe the man on the far right has his ass in the front.

Samnmax221
06-20-2007, 08:49 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/a55-paris-superfans.jpg

So... which one are you?
I'm behind the one on the right.

Fealiks
06-20-2007, 12:48 PM
Man on the right? That's not a man... is it..?

The man on the left has strategically positioned himself in a way that will make him look thin by contrast. I like it.

Edit:
I doubt Paris Hilton will be able to work out what "PRAYIN 4 U" means. It would be a better gesture if they made signs people could understand. Pfft. BTW, PARIS! IM SUPAWTIN U ALL DA WAY GRL! U GONA MAKE IT OUTA JAYLE! IM GONA BAYLE U OUT GRL!

Edit 2:
Look at the expression on the man's face... you know why he's there... he doesn't care about saving people, he just wants some Hilton ass ...upper thigh? bone..?