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Shmargin
05-10-2007, 07:34 AM
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milo
05-10-2007, 11:41 PM
Yeah hey did anyone see that star wars thread on /b/ a few days ago?

SyntheticGerbil
05-11-2007, 02:38 AM
BOMP!

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-11-2007, 01:20 PM
I CONTROLS THE SPICE


I CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Samnmax221
05-11-2007, 02:54 PM
I IS CLICHE' AS ALL ****ING RICK JAMES BITCH
Fix'd

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-11-2007, 03:29 PM
dont hate on the dune

Samnmax221
05-11-2007, 03:46 PM
I've never read Dune, should I?

SyntheticGerbil
05-12-2007, 03:00 AM
Nah, read some Hubbard.

Samnmax221
05-12-2007, 04:34 AM
Nah, read some Hubbard.
That doesn't sound like a good idea.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-13-2007, 01:16 AM
read dune

Samnmax221
05-13-2007, 04:12 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Patrick_Steward_as_Gurney_Halleck.jpg
IZ DAT SUM PICARDZ?

Samnmax221
05-16-2007, 03:23 AM
Oh ****, wow.

milo
05-16-2007, 05:15 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/fgsfds.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-16-2007, 10:51 PM
haha oh wow

Ray Jones
05-17-2007, 04:35 AM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/fgsfds.jpg
hahaha schmidt
but what does fgsfds mean feel girl stool feel der stool?

Samnmax221
05-18-2007, 02:53 PM
I guess you're lucky Itchy isn't around, I think the Shriners got to him.

SyntheticGerbil
05-19-2007, 12:02 AM
Ray Jones, please don't tell me this is you:

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/

Samnmax221
05-19-2007, 12:07 AM
We had some fun with him several weeks ago, when Encyclopedia Dramatica comes back you'll be able to see some of the porn he drew.

"BITE MAH URETHRA!!1"

SyntheticGerbil
05-19-2007, 10:22 PM
So is that him or what?

Samnmax221
05-19-2007, 11:58 PM
No, that Ray is like 60 years old.

Skinkie
05-20-2007, 11:49 AM
bump
see like that.
bump
bump
bomp
bump!
bump!!
W00t!

Only 690 to go!

No one said not to do it....


Don't Do that

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-20-2007, 07:18 PM
****ing hell man look what you ****ing did ****

your quote tag is messed up by the way

Skinkie
05-20-2007, 09:21 PM
It took forever too.

itchythesamurai
05-20-2007, 10:51 PM
Hey now, is everyone behaving?

Samnmax221
05-20-2007, 11:06 PM
Hey now, is everyone behaving?
Where the **** have you been, your father and I have been so worried?

Samnmax221
05-21-2007, 05:42 PM
Besides. The game is older than some of the people that post here probably(maybe not, but it sounds good).
I doubt it.

Shmargin
05-21-2007, 07:55 PM
I doubt it.

Hence the "maybe not but it sounds good".

But hey, its a 14 year old game, so its POSSIBLE but I guess we only have like 6 members in this forum, and most are appearently older than that.

Samnmax221
05-21-2007, 08:19 PM
"maybe not but it sounds good"
Good enough for a hate crime conviction.

Jae Onasi
05-22-2007, 01:02 AM
You could have just spoiler tagged each post meanie....Or is it meany....I dunno....
If you take issue with a moderator decision, contact one of the administrators instead of resorting to calling a moderator names.


And if I cant do what I was doing by posting the entire games story line in 2-3 sentence posts to earn rep. Then what if I just posted like a few dozen meaningless topics in a day? I mean, honestly, other than the sudden boost of forum life, would completely random insane posts even get a second thought here?
We like activity. Activity is good. We just don't want people posting just to boost their post counts--your comments could have been said all in 1 post. We don't use rep here anyway, so no worries on that.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-22-2007, 08:45 AM
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE JAE NOW THEY'RE UPSET

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 09:09 AM
no sean this is me
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/RayJones/fb1f1aa4.jpg
i like beavers not chip and chap


on to the topic of banning sean
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/RayJones/gerban.jpg


Eh Jae, and I think Itch-o and Skinker have the situation perfectly under control. Shmargin will be punished according to group laws. Around here we usually watch someone misbehave (and support him doing so) until some of the local mods intervenes and calls him a bad monkey. This is the moment when we put the beating and rectal probing into context.

Aaaaaand.. oOo Ooo ooO! Did I just hear two dead people telling in Mrs. Onasi to create offspring somewhere else?

:drama:

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-22-2007, 09:12 AM
Nah. They said "eat". Like on Fear Factor.

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 09:32 AM
Nee. It was "do it off". But I'm curious. They had to eat dick in Fear Factor?

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-22-2007, 11:25 AM
Well, not human ones. Bull ones or something.

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 11:35 AM
yah mon, actually you can find like tons of movies in the net illustrating that

Jae Onasi
05-22-2007, 11:44 AM
Aaaaaand.. oOo Ooo ooO! Did I just hear two dead people telling in Mrs. Onasi to create offspring somewhere else?

:drama:

What two dead people?

I preemptively complied with both requests. ;P

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 11:51 AM
o how predictable XD still goin for the socks..?

Jae Onasi
05-22-2007, 01:09 PM
o how predictable XD still goin for the socks..?

What, you want me to lie? :D "Jae has no carnal knowledge of her hubby, and the children were conceived via immaculate conception."

We've moved on from socks to leather.

Edit: And I'm lurking on the forums that I'm not already familiar with to get an idea of how they run. I'm not dying to come in and nuke threads, I just want get to know the personalities. Besides, I wouldn't want to take the chance of missing out on some post where you discuss Plan Tango. :)

Samnmax221
05-22-2007, 04:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/RayJones/gerban.jpg

Uh, Ray, what are you doing with that?

Ray Jones
05-22-2007, 05:29 PM
It's in a shrine - fo' tha memories!


Haha, Jae, leather, how excellent. Plan Tango? Hm. Okay. So far Plan Tango involves a err shave and some body paint. The thing is I'm not really sure why Gary would lose his house. I'm working on it though. Maybe 'coz he's dancing around with Spongebob and Patrick to much.

Will Gary find his beloved home to find shelter in a stormy night?

Jae Onasi
05-22-2007, 11:08 PM
Haha, Jae, leather, how excellent. Plan Tango? Hm. Okay. So far Plan Tango involves a err shave and some body paint. The thing is I'm not really sure why Gary would lose his house. I'm working on it though. Maybe 'coz he's dancing around with Spongebob and Patrick to much.

Will Gary find his beloved home to find shelter in a stormy night?
I'm sure after the, eh, shave and painting of cherry-flavored henna, shelter will no longer be an issue.

SyntheticGerbil
05-23-2007, 01:39 AM
Why is my post gone? Why can't I post incendiary responses?
That's stupid, I want to know who is against us raging against the eternal E-penis. This isn't this weird 3d lady's place to just come in and tell us what to do. It's just not polite.

And all rude business aside, JOE ANASISFSDF, I don't see why you must get some kind of taste of this forum and then start the policing...

I don't think I ever change my avatar, by the way.

Samnmax221
05-23-2007, 01:56 AM
ATTA BOY.

Ray Jones
05-23-2007, 08:14 AM
Eh, Sean, relax. We guys are jerks, and you know it. Else you would still be a moderator of this place. Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone. From that point of view, Jae and I are sisters. From another point of view, Jae is married and has a very, very, very potent and strong husband, with big and powerful guns. Just in case you don't mind, think about it for a second: a girl, in here, unsolicited. Huh?!

I'm sure after the, eh, shave and painting of cherry-flavored henna, shelter will no longer be an issue.Excellent, now combine with Plan E (my one, not to be confused with the original one), at violin - Plan E-Tango.

Shmargin
05-23-2007, 09:08 AM
Of course were jerks. Thats why this forum has had pretty much the same like 10 or less regular posters since i signed up in 2001.

And I wouldnt have it any other way.

Bitches.

Jae Onasi
05-23-2007, 10:01 AM
I don't see why you must get some kind of taste of this forum


Actually I've lurked from time to time (as I do on nearly all the forums) and realized y'all are
a. very warped just like my college friends who could make 'shoelace' into something gawdawfully and hilariously filthy
b. freakin' crazy at times
and
c. a whole lot of fun. :)

Ray Jones
05-23-2007, 10:44 AM
Indeed, the Cockring! thread was a reinvention of joy.

SyntheticGerbil
05-23-2007, 12:18 PM
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.
Jae is like that sticky stuff where you don't know where it came from and why it is all over now, but it won't go away and with the time it makes you feel better. And at the end of the day you even miss it when you think it is gone.

WHAT?!

Ray Jones
05-23-2007, 02:25 PM
What the typical two and a half year old kid has on his hands.

Samnmax221
05-23-2007, 03:39 PM
Why I'm not allowed to babysit Rays kid anymore.

Skinkie
05-23-2007, 07:33 PM
Please tell me frosting was the culprit...

Samnmax221
05-23-2007, 07:41 PM
No, I kinda let it play in a bucket of roofing tar.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-24-2007, 08:21 AM
I agree with the OP.

Ray Jones
05-24-2007, 08:58 AM
Roofing tar is water compared to sticky hands of small children.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-24-2007, 02:46 PM
Ray did you forget to wash them?

Ray Jones
05-24-2007, 05:07 PM
There is no point in doing so. THEY JUST DONT STAY CLEAN!!!

________________=;;;;

AAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAAaaaAAAaAAAaaaAaaah.. Venice!!!!

*runs off*

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-24-2007, 07:37 PM
Put them in a bubble. Like John Travolta.

Du Man
07-30-2007, 04:55 PM
What's a cockring?

Samuel Dravis
07-31-2007, 02:56 AM
It is a device used to restrain roosters, of course. Roosters are in general violent so they have to be stopped from perpetrating their anger on innocent people. There is no other definition of this word on the internets, especially not on urbandictionary.com, so don't even think to look there or be suspicious of my generously provided definition because I AM VERY IRASCIBLE IF SOMEONE DISSES MY WORDS.

Don't diss the words.


!!!

Samnmax221
07-31-2007, 03:03 AM
Goddamn you I wanted to go to sleep. Maybe I will anyway.

Samuel Dravis
07-31-2007, 03:16 AM
You know you want to.

</aMbIgUoUs sEnTeNcE!>

Look I made the text all funky.

itchythesamurai
07-31-2007, 05:37 AM
Goddamn you I wanted to go to sleep. Maybe I will anyway.

Could you sleep with this on your wall, Eric?

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/images/RR_RayJones_breakfastnook.jpg

Samnmax221
07-31-2007, 04:29 PM
No, I think I'd need a Rescue Rangers chandelier to tie the rope to, and a Rescue Rangers chair to kick out from underneath myself.

itchythesamurai
08-01-2007, 12:19 PM
Dammit Eric, I told you no more autoerotic asphyxiation jokes related to Rescue Rangers!

Samnmax221
12-09-2008, 09:58 PM
No, I think I'd need a Rescue Rangers chandelier to tie the rope to, and a Rescue Rangers chair to kick out from underneath myself.
Hmmm..... This is kinda funny. I don't remember posting it.

3dfan
08-11-2009, 12:01 PM
Nah, read some Hubbard.

yes, all his works are awesome - read and you will not regret!:thmbup1:

Samnmax221
08-12-2009, 12:24 AM
Dammit Eric, I told you no more autoerotic asphyxiation jokes related to Rescue Rangers!
What about related to David Carradine?
yes, all his works are awesome - read and you will not regret!:thmbup1:
I hope you're joking.

Samuel Dravis
08-13-2009, 11:24 AM
Try Dianetics, it's mindbending!

Samnmax221
08-13-2009, 12:51 PM
IT'LL ASSRAPE YOUR BRAIN!