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The Feral Chicken
09-09-2000, 07:43 PM
OK, this is kinda like Glottis' sword-fighting game. Someone says something and I reply. Nothing connected with gerbils, purple, orange(s), backpacks or anything that isn't rhymable. I will ignore these. I will answer with a swashbuckling bucaneer reply. OK, start
(PS, if you think I am posting crappy topics, tell me to stop.)

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

Guybrush112
10-21-2000, 08:03 PM
i'm sorry..all out of ryhmes

steppin_time
11-13-2000, 03:44 PM
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

steppin_time
11-13-2000, 03:44 PM
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

steppin_time
11-13-2000, 03:44 PM
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

murta
11-13-2000, 11:21 PM
Try to fight us, you'll surely fail!

brief
11-15-2000, 10:34 PM
If you try to run I'll make your pretzels stale!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Rufio
11-15-2000, 11:07 PM
i'll kick yer arse while drinking an ale

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

brief
11-15-2000, 11:13 PM
My insults will land on you like mighty hail!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Rufio
11-15-2000, 11:49 PM
its too bad the sum of your wit won't even fill a pail

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 12:35 AM
The micro brewery is conducting a sale

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 12:36 AM
Let's all drink grog until we end up in jail! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Rufio
11-16-2000, 12:38 AM
only if the prison guard's name is dale

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

Rufio
11-16-2000, 12:40 AM
then we can get him drunk as well and avoid paying bail

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 12:48 AM
Both the University of Toowomba and everyone at Yale

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 12:49 AM
Have HUGE keg parties with plenty of ale!

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 12:57 AM
We'll capture a gallion and then we'll sail

[This message has been edited by OzzieMcConnell (edited November 15, 2000).]

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 01:02 AM
To a far off continent, then travel by rail

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 01:05 AM
We'll climb up a rugged mountain trail

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 01:06 AM
-All in search of "The Holy Grail"!!! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/cool.gif

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:42 AM
mobydik was a giant sperm whale

[This message has been edited by newfoundgloryboy (edited November 15, 2000).]

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:43 AM
i have a physics test tomorro, i hope i dont fail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:44 AM
when i try and dance all i do is flail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:45 AM
48 year old man searching for single white female

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:46 AM
i do hope that her name is Abigail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:47 AM
my dog is happy, he is wagging his tail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:48 AM
if those birds are not pigeons they must be quail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 01:51 AM
i have no time for this rhyming, i must get the mail

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

brief
11-16-2000, 02:22 AM
It must have been bad news; your face is turning pale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 02:24 AM
Forget the mail, let us set sail!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 02:25 AM
Put up the Jolly Roger and pay the deckhands at scale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 02:29 AM
With our blind look-out boy, who can only read braille.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Rufio
11-16-2000, 02:43 AM
ch, ch, ch, chip and dale

[This message has been edited by newfoundgloryboy (edited November 15, 2000).]

Rufio
11-16-2000, 02:45 AM
can anyone lend me a nail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 02:45 AM
remember the oregon trail?

Rufio
11-16-2000, 02:53 AM
sometimes EIM is slow as a snail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 02:55 AM
but the audio is good, u may hear guybrush exhale

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(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

brief
11-16-2000, 03:00 AM
Yes, but does he ever inhale?

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 03:02 AM
...and has he ever caught a monkey by its tail?

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 03:06 AM
If so, then please tell us the tale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

brief
11-16-2000, 03:10 AM
And pray, please be thorough, leave out no detail.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:26 AM
well u see his lungs are very frail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:27 AM
and oneday he tried to no avail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:28 AM
to catch that monkey timmy by the tail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:29 AM
but then some clouds came over him like a dark vail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:29 AM
and the wind blew with a wicked wail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:30 AM
then he picked up a piece of shale

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:32 AM
and he threw it at a nearby hay bail

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:33 AM
which went bang!

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:33 AM
it was such a shuddering clang

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:35 AM
then the little monkey formed a gang

Rufio
11-16-2000, 03:35 AM
please excuse me, my phone just rang

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(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

OzzieMcConnell
11-16-2000, 11:52 PM
But the monkey was actually an orangatang

hunkey monkey
11-16-2000, 11:54 PM
I you think this is fun, then hear this tale
Of a man on a mission of fire and hail,
(even though this is surely to fail)
Where he is to kill a large looking snail

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:20 AM
but has the orangataing ever sat down and sang?

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:21 AM
i think not, so he must talk to people in slang

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:22 AM
and boy howdy let me tell u that he has a GIGANTIC.....unmentionable

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:26 AM
this apelike creature with the wit of a soup can lable

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:26 AM
does he have a brother named Able?

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:27 AM
or a sister by the name of Mable?

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:28 AM
can he eat his own weight in hay from the nearby stable?

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:28 AM
well, one day he tried and wound up under a table.

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:29 AM
a man came along and tried to revive him, but was unable.

Rufio
11-17-2000, 12:30 AM
he had a very odd name for a man his size, it was sable

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(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

OzzieMcConnell
11-17-2000, 01:02 AM
Let's all stand in the ghetto and slang

OzzieMcConnell
11-17-2000, 01:03 AM
Lets all stand in the ghetto and slang

BodyCruncher
11-18-2000, 12:27 PM
I'll surley make you fall to the ground

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"You will watch me STROLL throught the gates of hell!"
"Stroll?"
"Alright, ROLL, ROLL through the gates of hell!"

Rufio
11-18-2000, 02:42 PM
after im done with you, you'll wish u were HELL bound

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

Morello
11-20-2000, 03:46 AM
LeChuck's been there before, many times round....

Rufio
11-20-2000, 10:54 PM
but he's a ****, guybrush is nice, addopted a puppy from the pound.

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!

Guybrush112
11-20-2000, 11:42 PM
is 'pound' a verb or a noun?

Guybrush112
11-20-2000, 11:44 PM
My chicken has run off with a rooster and an owl (I'm very very sorry that was really fowl)

Rufio
11-21-2000, 04:39 AM
all i can do when i read that is scowl,
but i cannot spell so soak me in water and give me a towel.

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!

SexyNerd
11-22-2000, 12:40 AM
aeio...whats the next vowel?

SexyNerd
11-22-2000, 12:41 AM
Guybrush lets out a mighty howl!

SexyNerd
11-22-2000, 12:42 AM
*INSULT*
You fight like you have an infection on your lower bowel

(ewwwwww)

Rufio
11-22-2000, 12:43 AM
i just watched this old house, whats a dowel??

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!

Guybrush112
11-22-2000, 12:57 AM
um...how apropriate, you fight like a cow,
I can fight like a daory farmer and fight like a whale but how would you fight aiganst a three headed monkey and fail!?
Hey, I deserved to be impailed!
(Not to mention covered with snow and hail)


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"Mortal fool! Release me from this retched tomb! I will hide your keysin your upholstered furniture! And never more will you be able to find socks that match!"

steppin_time
11-27-2000, 01:15 PM
Shut off your computers and go to sleep!!!

Spasmodean
11-27-2000, 03:38 PM
not before we defeat Ozzie Mandrill; he's a real creep!

Guybrush UK
11-27-2000, 04:43 PM
kick his *** & watch him leap

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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?

sammie
11-27-2000, 05:58 PM
id rather do that than go to sleep!!






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[This message has been edited by sammie (edited January 05, 2001).]

Guybrush UK
11-27-2000, 09:10 PM
kick him in the nads & watch him weap

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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?

Guybrush112
11-28-2000, 01:18 AM
which smells worse? Limburger or a big pile of rotting, scurvey induced, vegetable matter? Frankly, eating the vegetable matter would get you fatter, but eating the limburger is not worse than a frankfurter, but still I'd perfer to have neither,
I have a 204 fever,
hey, what happens when I pull this lever?
Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry for leaving I really have to pee,
(grog'll do that)
Say that's a nice hat!!

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Rufio
11-28-2000, 03:39 AM
ra ra ree, kick lechuck in the knee,
ra ra ras, kick lechuck in the.... other knee,

Rufio
11-28-2000, 03:49 AM
if we all go to sleep, who will watch the sheep, that would be so un cool, so dont be a fool!

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

The Feral Chicken
11-28-2000, 07:35 PM
Since I started this topic, I'd better start to duel!

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

Rufio
11-28-2000, 11:08 PM
engard, touchee, that is soo cliche!! wait that doesnt rhyme with duel...im such a tool.

let me try again, if ever i see you, u will wish u had never clashed heads with this FOOL!!

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

maxiwoo
11-29-2000, 03:53 PM
Escape Monkey Island is no longer cool!

Purple Tentacle
11-29-2000, 05:31 PM
You lie about that but Britney Spears makes me drool

Guybrush112
11-29-2000, 06:58 PM
Yay to Britney Spears
Nay to the EMI bad comment!
excuse me i'm going to vomet!

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

The Feral Chicken
11-29-2000, 08:30 PM
Come on, let try to rap to bring this up to 100 comments!

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

The Feral Chicken
11-29-2000, 08:30 PM
Come on, let try to rap to get 100 comments!

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

Rufio
11-30-2000, 12:31 AM
rap is crap,
now gimme some dap

Rufio
11-30-2000, 12:32 AM
im looking for monkey island...
anyone be able to point it out on my map?

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

JojoJr
11-30-2000, 03:20 AM
A pirate I was meant to be,
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Rufio
11-30-2000, 03:37 AM
thats from monkey island thrEE,
who here has more originaliTY?

Rufio
11-30-2000, 03:38 AM
have pirates ever been stung by a killer bee?

Rufio
11-30-2000, 03:39 AM
this rhyming is a great deal of fun to me.

Rufio
11-30-2000, 03:40 AM
it appears that all the other rhymeists have taken a flee.

Rufio
11-30-2000, 03:42 AM
leaving I NFGboy, to make the 100th post to thee and all i can say is YIPPEE!!

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

Qui-GONE Jinn
11-30-2000, 11:47 AM
*yawn*

maxiwoo
11-30-2000, 04:48 PM
Graphics are cool in CMI,
EMI jokes make you want to die.

The Feral Chicken
11-30-2000, 07:13 PM
Does Guybrush prefer white bread or rye?

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

Mr. Brush
12-01-2000, 12:30 PM
EMI jokes make you want to die.


We all know that's a lie!


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"You don't need to see my identification" - Obi-Wan Kenobi / Guybrush Threepwood

Mr. Brush
12-01-2000, 12:31 PM
EMI jokes make you want to die.


We all know that's a lie!


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"You don't need to see my identification" - Obi-Wan Kenobi / Guybrush Threepwood

Guybrush112
12-01-2000, 07:34 PM
I like pie

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Monkey_Girl
12-01-2000, 09:51 PM
Am I the only one who HASN'T palyed EMI?

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Monkey_Girl
I am the queen of all monkeys! Bow down before me! BWAHAHAHAHA!!...I said bow!...Hey I'm serious!...BOW!...Stop that giggling!

Maverick
12-01-2000, 09:53 PM
You like pie?? I'd rather die!

Maverick
12-01-2000, 09:55 PM
instead, why not try a french frie?

Rufio
12-02-2000, 05:34 AM
how did i get here, i guess i clicked post reply.

Rufio
12-02-2000, 05:36 AM
people who dis on EMI do so here, why?

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

bum
12-02-2000, 09:56 AM
Stan knows how to make a sale

bum
12-02-2000, 10:00 AM
My name is Von-Trap-Avich-Chemkovski-Bon-Tie

bum
12-02-2000, 10:05 AM
I know a girl called Maggie McFly who knows a guy called Benny McBly

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Totally zoned out, maaan.

maxiwoo
12-02-2000, 02:03 PM
Only good jokes are from Murr...i.

Some of the others are OK,
None of them curse beaters,
Except murray.

Guybrush112
12-02-2000, 06:25 PM
hey! My dog is all furry
I like Murray
I better hurry: there's a flurry


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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Liam Kincaid
12-02-2000, 09:38 PM
to play EMI i'd better hurry
in cmi, i really liked murray
the mi5 will be called "the monkey's fury"
OH NO i've been called for the $#&& duty jury
idea of mi5 is quite alluring
in red alert 2, there's a unit called yuri
since it was so buggy,my ra2's buried

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on elite force board
/\ http://www.btinternet.com/~armadamods/rankpips/T-LtCdr.JPG -three headed monkey on escape from monkey island board
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BobMonkey
12-03-2000, 12:07 AM
i bin on this ship for eight long years,
i got lil critters livvin in me ears,
look at em, nasty lil things,
christ their **** really stings.
ah well im off to go play shenmue,
cos i jus completed MI4, its true.
i dont mean t' say this boastful-ly,
but dont you think this 1z eazia than 3?


"..he spent 15 years -gettin loaded and 15 years till his liver exploded; wots bob gonna do,now that he cant drink?.."

Rufio
12-03-2000, 06:05 AM
bobmonkey likes Nofx,
fatmike likes lots of sex
if you are not a punk, im sure this will perplex

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.

I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.

Purple Tentacle
12-03-2000, 05:04 PM
EMI wont work if your PC has bad specs
Murray's not as scary as a Tyrannosaurus Rex

brief
12-04-2000, 08:44 PM
Being scared by Murray is just whack...
Unless you wore a mortician's slacks.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Rufio
12-04-2000, 10:22 PM
pirates have hairy backs
and like to eat cracker jacks

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

Wanted: one clever signature

BobMonkey
12-04-2000, 10:28 PM
i have a monkey named max,
he opperates my scanner,printer&fax

brief
12-06-2000, 09:04 AM
...and just when you think you can relax,
Some guy comes in with a big@ss axe!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

sammie
12-06-2000, 10:15 PM
and before u realize it he's changed into le'chuck

Rufio
12-07-2000, 03:15 AM
billy madison, what have we here?
why, miss lippy, its a blue duck.

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

Wanted: one clever signature

brief
12-07-2000, 09:18 AM
So the duck blew chunks at LeChuck?
Will that demon pirate ever have any luck?

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

brief
12-07-2000, 09:19 AM
...and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Ghost Pirate Le Chuck
12-07-2000, 02:15 PM
It would be something made of wood, possibly in the shape of something rude... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif

brief
12-07-2000, 07:17 PM
Then I bet all the guys would be laughing and pointing at it, saying, "Dude!"

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Purple Tentacle
12-07-2000, 09:15 PM
The rhyming here is getting really screwed

I would make it better but i'm not in the mood.

Rufio
12-08-2000, 02:04 AM
today someone called me a pood,
i laughed it off and got some food.

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

Wanted: one clever signature

Ghost Pirate Le Chuck
12-08-2000, 09:15 AM
Ah! But the food was in the shape of something lewd,
but then we told the canteen we thought it was stewed,
then Guybrush came and said 'We're all screwed',
And I thought well, what if we all went nude!!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwww...

timmy_da_monkey
12-08-2000, 10:28 AM
why dose this butt cheek of a post get so many replies

timmy_da_monkey
12-08-2000, 10:34 AM
a loser i know has one friend called kale
{no seriously if you dont believe me ill get him to send you an email

timmy_da_monkey
12-08-2000, 10:39 AM
sorry i stuffed up the whole god damned ryme but i guess its not seen as a crime

timmy_da_monkey
12-08-2000, 10:41 AM
eeeewww my fanta taists like lime :O

brief
12-08-2000, 06:47 PM
Hmm.. I'm stuck and can't come up with a rhyme...
Maybe we'll see what Ozzie has, that slime!

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http://www.capcorphq.com/friends/Dancing_Monkey.gif Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Purple Tentacle
12-08-2000, 08:52 PM
Ozzie beats me every time

timmy_da_monkey
12-08-2000, 11:39 PM
i need help navegating the mysts 'o' tyme

Rufio
12-09-2000, 04:04 AM
anyone know directions to alpha prime??

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(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

Wanted: one clever signature

Purple Tentacle
12-09-2000, 05:04 PM
i'll sell ya them for a dime

Rufio
12-09-2000, 07:19 PM
all i have is a twenty,
but i need em so keep the change, itshould be plenty

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

for sale: worn out signature, good condition, original, funny. $20 obo
will trade for mint shelby gt500.

Purple Tentacle
12-09-2000, 08:41 PM
dammit ive forgotten the way,
but i'll remember it again i'm sure one day

timmy_da_monkey
12-10-2000, 10:28 AM
dont change the ryme so god damed fast or ill smash you so hard youll forget your past

timmy_da_monkey
12-10-2000, 10:35 AM
texas is a fun place to play we'll be country hicks and chew on hay

timmy_da_monkey
12-10-2000, 10:37 AM
dam i fuked up the ryme once again oh yeah and in texas i have a pet hen

Blondbeard
12-10-2000, 03:04 PM
I have one to and his name is Ben...

Blondbeard
12-10-2000, 03:06 PM
...sorry his real name is Ken

Blondbeard
12-10-2000, 03:07 PM
he is really,really clever coz he can write with a pen...

Blondbeard
12-10-2000, 03:08 PM
...but I think he might be GAY coz he acts strangly around men

BobMonkey
12-10-2000, 11:01 PM
Possessions never meant anything to me.
im not crazy...
well thats not true, ive got a bed and a guitar
and a dog named dog who ****es on my floor.
thats right, i got a floor,
so what, so what, so what?

Rufio
12-11-2000, 01:48 AM
again with the nofx lyrics bob??
being a punk is sucha good job,
thats why they are all rich slobs!

well not really most are poor,
no houses with no door
but thats right they have a floor!

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«´¨`·.¸¸.*NewFoundGloryBoy* .¸¸.·´¨`»
(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

America was founded on three basic principles, Liberty, Equality and FRATERNITY PARTIES!!

timmy_da_monkey
12-11-2000, 08:54 AM
im fellin tight ill get a hore shell come round and we'll go hardcore oh yes baby give me more!!

timmy_da_monkey
12-11-2000, 08:59 AM
im just tryin out my signiture if it works itll be the best you ever sore

timmy_da_monkey
12-11-2000, 08:59 AM
im just tryin out my signiture if it works itll be the best you ever sore

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Timmy_da_monkey

Purple Tentacle
12-11-2000, 05:29 PM
damit thats bad speling tim sholdnt tht be saw

Guybrush112
12-11-2000, 07:37 PM
I think my name is Fredina
or is it Georgette?
or is it the mighty conquistador Hernando Cortes? <hmhmglaven!Froinlaaaven,glavenhavenshamvenlavencav enhavenFroinlaaaaven>

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Guybrush112
12-13-2000, 10:59 PM
Um, arg?

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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush

Rufio
12-14-2000, 01:10 AM
grrr!

http://ftp.geocities.com/blinkxxss/nfgsignature.jpg

[This message has been edited by newfoundgloryboy (edited December 22, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by newfoundgloryboy (edited December 22, 2000).]

brief
12-14-2000, 06:11 PM
Rarrrrr!

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Blondbeard
12-14-2000, 07:14 PM
ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!

Blondbeard
12-14-2000, 07:15 PM
ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!

brief
12-14-2000, 09:33 PM
Ooh!

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Monkey_Girl
12-14-2000, 09:54 PM
AWWWWWWWRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rufio
12-15-2000, 02:58 AM
the onomotopoeias have gone too far!!
remember carla drunk at the jymbalya bar!

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(`'·.¸¸.·'´`'·.¸.·''´`'`'`'·.¸¸.·'´´`'·.¸¸.·'´´)

America was founded on three basic principles, Liberty, Equality and FRATERNITY PARTIES!!

The Feral Chicken
12-16-2000, 11:52 AM
I can't believe she said Biserable Mastard!
Hey, remember Captain Dread and the Jolly Rasta?

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif

The Feral Chicken
12-24-2000, 12:41 PM
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!


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Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!!

http://www.milegend.com/chickena2.gif

Rufio
12-24-2000, 07:58 PM
how apropriate u fight like a cow???

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http://www.geocities.com/blinkxxss/eminfgsig.jpg

While in the shower i came up with a really good signatue, but i can't remember it anymore.

The Feral Chicken
12-28-2000, 10:23 PM
Could you please explain to me how?
I'm a chicken! (But let's not row!)

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Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!!

http://www.milegend.com/chickena2.gif

Rufio
12-29-2000, 02:38 AM
uhhhhh, LOOK BEHIND YOU a three headed monkey,
sitting atop a spotted donkey.

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While in the shower i came up with a really good signatue, but i can't remember it anymore.

The Feral Chicken
01-01-2001, 09:58 PM
Aaah, but is the donkey wonkey?
(You see, it's only got 3 legs, so it isn't balanced, so it's a wonkey donkey!)

Before everyone stops this conundrum,
Let's get us up to 200!

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That's the second chicken I've ever seen! What with me being a pirate and all. I don't see many chickens in my line of work.
What? Stop looking at me like that!

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The Feral Chicken
01-16-2001, 08:03 PM
Uhh...please?

The Feral Chicken
01-16-2001, 08:03 PM
Uhh...please?

The Feral Chicken
01-16-2001, 08:05 PM
please?

MtBlanc
01-16-2001, 09:43 PM
I don't want to with these fleas.
Throughout school, I only got D's.

The Feral Chicken
01-17-2001, 08:02 PM
Oh, don't be such a tease!

MtBlanc
01-17-2001, 09:32 PM
I wanted a dog, but couldn't pay the fees.

MegaMonkey
01-28-2001, 10:59 AM
I'm the second biggest monkey you have ever seen,
I eat bananas and I am crazier than you have ever been

I like hacking computers, I like speaking trash,
for I am the MegaMonkey, doing anything for cash

How aproppriate, I fight like a Monkey
and if you try to disagree then you are stupid as a donkey
for monkey I am growing two extra heads, and that isn't scam!

The Feral Chicken
01-28-2001, 11:55 AM
Well, OK, as long as you don't Spam

MtBlanc
01-29-2001, 06:06 AM
Don't tell anyone, but I'm kinda on the lam.

MagnusB
01-30-2001, 07:06 PM
I don`t like ham.

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Guybrush: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
Murray: Oh Yeah, I know a lot about lifting curses.
That is why I am a disembodied talking skull, sitting on top of a pike, in the middle a swamp.
Guybrush: You seem bitter.
Murray: I'm sorry it's been a rough day.

MagnusB
01-30-2001, 07:06 PM
I don`t like ham.

The Feral Chicken
01-30-2001, 07:35 PM
You don't like ham? What's wrong with you?
It is something to do with your p-hm,hmmm- I mean, going to the loo?

MtBlanc
01-30-2001, 10:58 PM
Bathroom humor? That's quite immature.
French indirect objects are lui and leur.

MegaMonkey
01-31-2001, 11:49 AM
You are very slow on attacking!
-But you're very fast at escaping!

If you find something behind your ear,
or walk trough a dark corridor without fear,
if you sit on a dog wich doesn't howl at all
or you talk to a living wall

I suggest you go to the shrink,
or I suggest that eyes you blink
but nothing's wrong in the socket of your eye,
if you find yourself cheking it, well, you're blinded.

I don't usually spam,
I don't, god dam!
What? You don't believe me?
Let me beat the words out of thy'!

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The Feral Chicken
01-31-2001, 03:51 PM
I din't say you did? Why would I?

MagnusB
01-31-2001, 04:12 PM
If you had, I`m sure he would have made you fly.

MegaMonkey
01-31-2001, 04:14 PM
Maybe you're a super-secret Lucasarts spy!

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The Feral Chicken
02-04-2001, 08:48 AM
Maybe I'm not,
Maybe I'm an intelligent baby,
Sitting in a cot!

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MegaMonkey
02-04-2001, 09:23 AM
Maybe your just a fake pirate drinking grog!

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Brighteyesmonkey
02-07-2001, 09:11 PM
Mr Cheese: You scurvy landlubber come on and fight!

Guybrush: Monkeys are brown and chickens are white!

The Feral Chicken
02-07-2001, 09:17 PM
Are you sure you are right?

Purple Tentacle
02-07-2001, 09:22 PM
look out for Murray: he may bite

The Feral Chicken
02-16-2001, 07:01 PM
What do you mean, 'might'?
He did, or am I wrong?

(Come on people, give us a song!)

TunaMurray
02-16-2001, 07:05 PM
why cant we all just get along?

MtBlanc
02-16-2001, 07:15 PM
It's because I'm watching King Kong.

I don't have to go to school today
It's a fabulous snow day, hooray!

It's snowing up here in wonderful Seattle,
In Washington you need to mind your cattle.

I don't know why I was talking about cow
And I'm going to look at the snow right now.

Dr._Threepwood
02-22-2001, 02:40 AM
Can someone explain what this board is about I'm totaly confused.

MtBlanc
02-22-2001, 02:51 AM
Really? I thought we were all amused.
Maybe I'm wrong, I don't want to be abused.

Rufio
02-22-2001, 04:34 AM
lets talk about the way carbon is fused
or how my scinece knowledge will be used

i dont think ill get too far beinf a muse
but i guess that there is nothing for me to loose.

Natty
02-22-2001, 05:51 AM
I got no idea whats going on
Honestly I don't

Who what where and why
I think I'll go and have a cry

Someone please tell me soon
Otherwise I think you're all big goons

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The Feral Chicken
02-24-2001, 03:39 PM
Hey guys! I'm back off holiday!

Yay! 202 posts! From a topic, far away!

Purple Tentacle
02-24-2001, 09:08 PM
i thought i may as well post a rhyme today

as someone else would just do it anyway

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Have you ever walked through a room
But it was more like the room passed around you
Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through

Feral
12-12-2001, 12:37 PM
Just revivng a year old topic,
But doesn't it now count as a sopic?

Guybrush122
12-12-2001, 01:40 PM
for some reason i imagine in a feild you frolic,
don't fret, bird man, at least youre not a gothic

:D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
12-12-2001, 02:59 PM
sorry gb, but that doesnt rhime at all
but taht doesnt matter if u r having a ball

(im mighty powerfull, rhiming all w ball :D)

Guybrush122
12-12-2001, 04:12 PM
i must admit, dear al
that you are a good pal
but just because i cant ryhme
doesnt mean i cant have a good time

for you see al, old boy
life is much like a tellietubbie toy....

:p

Feral
12-12-2001, 04:37 PM
Guybrush, you were the second to reply,
It's a shame 112 had to die
(I killed him with a small piece of moon pie)

Fender
12-12-2001, 05:00 PM
This topic is indeed quite fun,
But is at is good as a sticky bun?

(OK, that sucks, but this topic's a goodun)

Frenchyd
12-13-2001, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Feral
Just revivng a year old topic,
But doesn't it now count as a sopic?
well... it'll have to go to the sopic COUNCIL (nfgb) but i'm sure it's close.

Guybrush122
12-13-2001, 01:50 PM
Frenchy! how come you did not ryhme?
We dont want your rants ALL of the time!

:p:p:p:p:p

Fender
12-13-2001, 03:24 PM
You can stop a rhyme on a dime,
but, it would be a crime to stop this....rhyme?

Guybrush122
12-14-2001, 12:51 PM
alas, fender, the dime would not be behind
the dime would be a huge find
and thus causing flying swines
and therfore pigs can drink lots of wine?

hey! im a poet and i dont know it!
ill make a rhym everytime!

jesseg88
12-14-2001, 03:26 PM
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.

Grannen
12-15-2001, 09:58 AM
”I love to rhyme” said Calvin
“I’m so sure that I’ll win.”

“But a Tiger can do it better”
said Hobbes, wrote a letter.

When Grannen read the text
he wondered “What comes next?”

Included with his rhyme
Hobbes sent a dime.

So it’s no surprise
Hobbes won the price!

_____________________

http://www.grannen.com/Calvin.gif http://www.grannen.com/Hobbes.gif and Grannen

Fazza
12-15-2001, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by jesseg88
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Lime, not orange! lol:D

Feral
07-14-2002, 01:31 AM
See, Andrei? You ripped off my topic! You bastard!

superdude201
04-24-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by jesseg88
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.

hey theres pirate spit all over my gate hinge
I hate pirate spit cause it gets there all the time