View Full Version : Create Your Own Insult

12-16-2000, 03:20 PM
Ok, be creative and create your own Insult & Comeback. Write it down like this:
You fight like a farmer.
Oh yeah? You fight like a cow.

After 15 days I will set up the top 3 of best Insults & Comebacks.
"How can any Human hope to match our skills? We are children of the Fyndhorn, and its sap runs in our veins."- Eladamri, Elvish Hunter

[This message has been edited by Eladamri (edited December 17, 2000).]

The Feral Chicken
12-17-2000, 02:10 PM
x If my dog had your face, I'd shave his hiney and make him walk backwards!
x Why, so you'd look good in comparison?

Buckbuckbuck BWAAAK!!


The Feral Chicken
01-31-2001, 06:48 PM
I can't believe this topic didn't get more hits! Although I am sure that MegaMonkey would like a go at it.

01-31-2001, 07:19 PM
x I don't like you!
x I am rubber you are glue!

heh, sorry

They don't call me the Bone Master for nothing

02-04-2001, 05:36 PM
oh, I love this! Now I'll start seriously spam.. er... posting to this topic, making it get more hits http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

xYou banana eating wussy, you look like a monkey!
-At least I look like a two leg creature, but you look like a donkey!

xYou're slowest on attacking!
-But YOU'RE fastest at escaping!

xI'm the fastest to sail the seven seas!
-Yes, I see, every time you flee!

xMy face is known troughout the seven seas!
-Yes, nobody could forget such horrible breath!

xYou're going to die now as we meet!
-I might faint as I watch your teeth!


02-04-2001, 05:43 PM
HAD to add this one...

xYou're a disgrace to the word pirate!
-You don't even know what it means, dude!


02-06-2001, 11:10 AM
xWith fists you couldn't knock me dead!
-How approppriate, you're a bonehead!


02-06-2001, 05:55 PM
xI'm going to rob you for good!
-In your dreams, fool!

Am I the only one intelligent enough to post this thread?

C'mon... start posting!!!


02-09-2001, 09:30 AM
I would, but I'm not very used to insult people you know.....


02-09-2001, 11:43 AM
have I insulted you? what? how? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

I mean, this is a game where you should make up your own piratey insult, not target it at someones you know but at another pirate of course http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

just look me examples...


02-09-2001, 01:52 PM
Oop Ack Chee.
Oh yeah, well: Chee Eek Ack

02-09-2001, 05:06 PM
I didn't mean to insult anyone in particualar.
I didn't mean you have insulted me or anyone else either.
It was kind of a joke, actually.


02-11-2001, 06:08 PM
Here is one... It's not good, but it is an insult. I think
x When I'm through with you, you'd be nothing left but a pie
* When I'm trough with YOU, you could wish you could die

x For you this is to be or not to be.
* Oh yeah? For you this is to flee or not to flee

What do you think about these?

"So, I see you are trained in the arts of Monkey Kombat. Let's see what you got"
- Guybrush Threepwood

02-12-2001, 11:40 AM
Quite good http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif keep them coming.

xI'm the best poetist around 7 seas!
-But when his pen is replaced with a sword, he flees!

xI'm the swordmaster of this island!
-of course. everyone left because of your breath.

xI can kill you in many ways!
-You could, but can you? who says!


02-12-2001, 10:57 PM
I could kill you with my bare arms
yes, the stench would kill me


02-15-2001, 09:25 AM
-You're going to die a pity death!
xAfter 80 years of life.. neat!

-I am muscle, I am bone.
xYou're nothing when this fight is over.



02-15-2001, 10:35 AM
~I am woman hear me roar
*Oh please I beg you- no more

Sorry Dunno where that came from

~Nothing can stop me now, you're doomed to meet your death
*Of Course something can stop you, all you have to do is smell your own breath

I think I need to go sleep on it and come up with fresh insults in the morning http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif


02-18-2001, 01:59 PM
He thnx Feral.
I wasn't in the Forum for a long while but now I'm back. By da way: Eladamri=TheLegend.


[This message has been edited by TheLegend (edited February 18, 2001).]

02-20-2001, 09:37 PM
x: My pet dog is smarter then you
X: he must have taught you everything you know

02-21-2001, 09:16 PM
That's not very original.

02-22-2001, 03:06 PM
xAll the pirates bow down before me!
-Yes, because you have so ugly face!


02-23-2001, 01:01 AM
X My banana picker is more useful then u can ever b
X its too bad it can't pick your nose 4 u.

[This message has been edited by Dr._Threepwood (edited February 23, 2001).]

02-23-2001, 01:24 AM
X I think that if u were ruler world we would all flea to mars
X First off You think, thas new and they owuld only flea of your stench

[This message has been edited by Dr._Threepwood (edited February 22, 2001).]

02-23-2001, 10:09 PM
X I'm trained in the arts of monkey Komabat
X oh yeah ack eek oop ha ha u lost two bannanas

02-24-2001, 11:03 PM
One face: http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif

02-25-2001, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by MagnusB:
One face: http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif

What do u mean?

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02-25-2001, 02:12 AM
those insults are... well... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif

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