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7red
05-14-2007, 07:58 PM
I will sell it outright for $125.00. I want a fan to get it and not my soon to be blood sucking ex-wife. Make me a legit offer an this is yours. I will throw in the color special with it.

7red

urluckyday
05-16-2007, 07:29 PM
No offense, but I wouldn't buy it for $125.00...but anyway, is your ex thinking about taking it from you or something?

SyntheticGerbil
05-18-2007, 11:56 PM
Hey I think if you guys wait for the book to be rereleased, there won't be a need to waste 125 dollars.

Udvarnoky
05-19-2007, 07:05 PM
Yeah weren't there rumors about that happening? What's the latest on that.

Samnmax221
05-19-2007, 07:48 PM
Nothing new, and it was only a rumor before.

SyntheticGerbil
05-19-2007, 10:23 PM
Well the release is a rumor, but that Lois lady is definetly lettering. So I would give it 3 years instead of paying 125 dollars right now.

7red
05-21-2007, 01:38 PM
No offense, but I wouldn't buy it for $125.00...but anyway, is your ex thinking about taking it from you or something?


That pretty much is her plan. She was looking online and priced my collection on a few things. She went to Amazon and checked the price on that Surfin the Highway.... :(

My lawyer told me now that she has a price on the damn thing she can ask for it, or a fair value of it. I was just trying to get it to fan.

I guess I will just post it on EBAY.

Later

urluckyday
05-21-2007, 04:42 PM
Well, good luck...if all she was going to do was just sell it for money...things like this make me mad...

Tell her urluckyday doesn't like her, and things will get better...b/c then she'll know that she's in trouble...

Shmargin
05-21-2007, 05:19 PM
LOL...Your ex must really be a blood sucking bitch if shes planning on stealing comic books with the hopes of ebaying them. BTW, in my light understanding on legal issues like these, you can give the book to someonefor like 1 penny, ie, your brother, best friend, mistress, someone you trust, and tell your wife "sorry, i got rid of it already". then go get it back a week after the divorce...One of my friends kept his truck and his boat by doing that. Said he sold em. And he did. For $20. To his brother. Who gave them both back right after the divorce.

Good luck with your crazy bitch, and I wouldnt spend $125 on it either. Own it in hardcover anyways. They were saying just rumors of a rerelease, but I was under the impression it would be happening sooner than later, so if all youre trying to do is make a quick $100, id just go ebay it while you can.

SyntheticGerbil
05-22-2007, 01:34 AM
I second the blood sucking bitch notion.

7red
05-22-2007, 06:03 PM
According to the lawyer, all of my possesions became half hers when we got married. Any additions to my comic collection made after that time, also half hers. She is wanting her "half" of the collection sold for market value. (HA HA, comics at market value...what is that, cover price?) What really irks me, is that she wants HALF of every series. I have a run of Daredevil that goes back to issue 7 (original series) She wants half of the collection...she will not let me buy her out or give her a fair value of other comics. She wants half of Daredevil. She printed my list of comics I own from my computer and gave it to her lawyer. I can't give anything away without having to pay her "market value".

Word of advice..before you get married, get rid of everything. It will save time later.

Samnmax221
05-22-2007, 06:57 PM
Word of advice..before you get married, get rid of everything. It will save time later.
Or just don't get married, see what I did there, I optimized it.

Shmargin
05-22-2007, 08:19 PM
OK, well, I still say my idea would work, if you dont have them anymore, she cant either. Why not goto a comic store, and buy a few boxes of those like $0.25 comic books, you know, like the Donald Duck ones and stuff, and have the box of them burning in the front lawn when she gets home from Bitch Practice, tell her its all your comics, and say "Now no one gets them".

Chicks get away with that kind of **** all the time.

Samnmax221
05-22-2007, 09:06 PM
Chicks get away with that kind of **** all the time.
That gives me an idea, he could go get himself boobs and a vagoo.

Shmargin
05-23-2007, 12:03 AM
My god youre right....HE COULD.

Scratch my previous idea, and go get a sex change. Then make your ex pay for it cause you got it after you were together so its half hers, and you could say it was all the trauma of the divorce that forced you to do it.

Then you could go find some guy with a big comic collection and pull the same **** on him to get the other half of what gets taken from you back.

Easy. Start takin estrogen (sp?) pills and injections now.

Samnmax221
05-23-2007, 12:13 AM
The down side is then she might want half of his new privates, and that presents a problem.

SyntheticGerbil
05-23-2007, 01:42 AM
Wow, what did you do to this woman to make her want comic books just to spite you?

Samnmax221
05-23-2007, 02:10 AM
Bitches are like that.

Shmargin
05-23-2007, 06:49 AM
Yeah, I dunno, legal system or no, I still think I would tell the judge shes ****ing nuts, and just have my brother keep my comics at his house. They arent going to search all your friends and relatives houses because this bitch says you have valuble comics. Theyre not going going to do a background check on your comic purchases in the last 20 years, just to be like "YOU REALLY DO HAVE DARE DEVIL ISSUE 7!!! YOU DIDNT THROW THAT IN A RIVER!!! SEND THIS MAN TO THE GAS CHAMBER NOW!!!" Just say you threw them in a ****ing river.

SyntheticGerbil
05-23-2007, 12:22 PM
I think this man is Ray Jones. And his wife wants his Gadget comics.

urluckyday
05-23-2007, 04:40 PM
Good ol' Sam and Max forums...can always find something completely twisted and wrong on here...

Ray Jones
05-24-2007, 02:00 AM
No Sean, I am Ray Jones, he is someone else.

SyntheticGerbil
05-24-2007, 02:54 AM
If only I could upload what Samandmax221 sent me. ****, I forgot his name. Isn't it Steven? Crap. I'm sorry.

7red
05-25-2007, 07:38 PM
What did I do to her? Still trying to figure that one out. I think I might have had the nerve to pay the cell phone bill, see a number that I just could not recall and dial it. It happened to be her fricking boss, with whom she was sleeping around with. So I guess as her lawyer puts it, I "invaded her privacy."

I pretty much am screwed on this one guys. Don't get married. Just find a woman who hates you and give her about 35% of your pay check each week.

urluckyday
05-26-2007, 12:43 AM
lol...uhh...alright...

*writes down in notebook*

Shmargin
05-26-2007, 01:35 PM
What did I do to her? Still trying to figure that one out. I think I might have had the nerve to pay the cell phone bill, see a number that I just could not recall and dial it. It happened to be her fricking boss, with whom she was sleeping around with. So I guess as her lawyer puts it, I "invaded her privacy."

I pretty much am screwed on this one guys. Don't get married. Just find a woman who hates you and give her about 35% of your pay check each week.

Or you can get married and have a kid like me, the key here, is to not marry a blood sucking bitch that whores around.

Ray Jones
05-26-2007, 03:30 PM
Bwaha. Noone can escape.

urluckyday
05-26-2007, 07:53 PM
...except for me...;)

SyntheticGerbil
05-27-2007, 03:29 AM
Hey I want more juicy details on this marraige. This is some interesting stuff. Forget Sam and Max.

Where did she work? How old was her boss? What did the boss say when you called him? Did you throw glass and metal shrapnel out of rage?

Shmargin
05-28-2007, 02:59 AM
I bet he cried.

Ray Jones
05-29-2007, 10:04 AM
I bet her boss already ****s another girl. If she ever wants you back give her the revenge **** and then throw her out for disrespecting your love.

Shmargin
05-30-2007, 12:27 AM
No, to get revenge when she wants you back, you just **** her once, then say you changed your mind and kick her ass out.

Ray Jones
05-30-2007, 07:45 AM
No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes. And don't kick her out, just tell her she must leave. Violence is not a solution.

Samnmax221
05-30-2007, 02:06 PM
No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes.I'm questioning if we're thinking about the same five holes?

milo
05-30-2007, 02:12 PM
And it's more like...eight holes. Do you count the vagoo as two?

Ray Jones
05-30-2007, 02:57 PM
Upper scuttle, porthole A and B, left and right hand?

SyntheticGerbil
05-30-2007, 07:24 PM
A hand is not a hole, Ray.

Ray Jones
05-31-2007, 03:09 AM
A hand can **** you in a very pleasant way, man.

Shmargin
05-31-2007, 04:28 AM
I gotta agree with Ray.

Ray Jones
05-31-2007, 05:59 AM
Yes, Sean, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!

itchythesamurai
06-11-2007, 02:28 AM
[during a check-up]
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your *******.

I liked Knocked Up. And everybody needs to stop saying vagoo, you are totally ruining Mr. Magoo for me.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/MagooAndDog.jpg

Klia
06-12-2007, 07:53 PM
Who ironically looks like a vagina.

SyntheticGerbil
06-13-2007, 02:16 AM
I also hate how people keep calling Nintendo "Ninty."

That's a stupid nickname, how the hell do you even say that crap in real life?

Samnmax221
06-13-2007, 05:09 AM
Sounds like a racial slur.

Shmargin
06-15-2007, 07:19 AM
"Ninty"? Havent even heard that one, you must be hanging out on the wrong forums man.

And I agree with Samnmax.

"NO DAMN NINTY'S GONNA MARRY MY DAUGHTER!! NOW GIT OFF MY LAND!!!"

SyntheticGerbil
06-15-2007, 12:57 PM
You guys are the greatest.

Samnmax221
06-15-2007, 01:00 PM
We love you too. When can we buy your gold encrusted special edition comic with that one guy who gets his IV squeezed and then the nurses head falls off?

SyntheticGerbil
06-16-2007, 03:26 PM
Well now it's going to star Mr. Magoo instead, but I don't know who owns the copyright to him at the moment so I can license it out.

Shmargin
06-19-2007, 11:25 PM
Columbia Pictures owns Mr. Magoo.

Duh.

Samnmax221
06-19-2007, 11:33 PM
http://www.chick.com/tractimages10864/0046/0046_15.gif

itchythesamurai
06-20-2007, 11:23 PM
The Mr. Magoo movie was trash though (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119718/)...except for McBarker of course.

Shmargin
06-22-2007, 01:00 AM
http://www.chick.com/tractimages10864/0046/0046_15.gif

That image didnt work to me, so I went to the website. After seeing "chick.com" I was hoping for some hardcore penetrating action, or at least some huge knockers, and was dissapointed to see some pastor in 94 must have been hip to registering domain names that dont make sense for your product so you can mislead people into going there.

"Chick.com Publishing Cartoon Gospel Tracts For Over 40 Years."

Go **** yourself henchman of God.

itchythesamurai
06-22-2007, 04:32 AM
Hey man, God Warrior Jack Chick doesn't need your flack!

Also man, I hear he's got Jesus on his side, I'd be careful about messing with him...

http://www.chick.com/tractimages13161/0086/0086_22.gif

Samnmax221
06-22-2007, 05:54 AM
Have you seen Jesus Camp, Bryan?

itchythesamurai
06-22-2007, 06:39 AM
No Eric, and I thought we've been over the fact that home-schooled kids gimme the willies?

Samnmax221
06-22-2007, 06:40 AM
I liked the part when the girl prays over the bowling ball.

itchythesamurai
06-22-2007, 06:48 AM
Oh God, don't tell me she was trying to strike out Satan...

Speaking of which, this one time my mom pinpointed the source of evil within a friend's house to be his huge collection of Spawn comics which valued probably in the thousands of dollars. How to fix the demonic blight upon that household? Burn the comics. Still makes me cringe.

SyntheticGerbil
06-25-2007, 12:22 AM
Spawn comics? Worth Anything? AHHAHASAHHAHA

Samnmax221
06-25-2007, 08:28 AM
Spawn's alright.

Shmargin
06-25-2007, 03:49 PM
No its not. It's unimaginative drivel aimed at 13 year old boys cause it has a bunch of default "kool" stuff pounded into a tight ball and served to you so that you buy the overpriced toys and action figures that dont move, but just stand there and take up space in your house and creeping out any girl you might ever try to bring over, who might have let you touch her, until she sees anything from that series standing on your desk.

I felt as though people should know, sorry if i shattered any fanboys.

Well, not really sorry.

Samnmax221
06-25-2007, 08:48 PM
I never bought any Spawn stuff.

Shmargin
06-25-2007, 11:54 PM
Yeah I was just in a bad mood, and felt like ripping on something, and Spawn was there, wasnt aimed at anyone in particular.

itchythesamurai
06-26-2007, 08:17 AM
I never bought any Spawn stuff.

Hey, me neither. Well, except for this one Batman/Spawn crossover trade paperback. It was like three bucks at a used bookstore. And I had Soul Calibur 2 for the XBOX where you could play as Spawn. Honest to goodness, that was the extent of it.

Samnmax221
06-26-2007, 08:41 AM
Yeah I was just in a bad mood, and felt like ripping on something, and Spawn was there, wasnt aimed at anyone in particular.
You have to bandage up my arm next time you get in a bad mood.

itchythesamurai
06-27-2007, 07:44 AM
You're too nice of a guy, Eric. If you keep on giving him a "next time" instead of ending the relationship now, the cycle of domestic abuse will never stop and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Ray Jones
06-27-2007, 08:38 AM
Yes, but domestic abuse also means he's receiving the kind of oppressive sex he secretly wants instead of what the other sissies have to offer.

Samnmax221
06-27-2007, 12:23 PM
I do <3 oppressive sex.

Shmargin
06-27-2007, 11:45 PM
Yeah you do Eric...Yeah you do...

SyntheticGerbil
06-28-2007, 12:51 PM
Well guys, Surfin' the Highway is being reprinted. Everyone's first edition books are worth nothing now. SPITE YOUR FACE INTERNET.

Well they are probably worth something to creeps who love first editions. Maybe that BADRELGNFS guy can come back and brag about his five copies of the first book and tell us of his plans to buy eight copies of the reprint. Joyous day.

Samnmax221
06-28-2007, 02:00 PM
Maybe that BADRELGNFS guy can come back and brag about his five copies of the first book and tell us of his plans to buy eight copies of the reprint. Joyous day.
I think he lives in a dumpster now. Coincidently he collects fetus's now.

itchythesamurai
06-29-2007, 02:50 AM
Woah, Sean said "SPITE YOUR FACE" and then Eric said "fetus!" Are you guys secretly Foetus fans too?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_Your_Face/OKFM)

SyntheticGerbil
06-29-2007, 01:56 PM
No but once I downloaded a bunch of their songs and meant to buy all their CDs but then my money just went away.

itchythesamurai
07-01-2007, 04:13 AM
Ah, that's alright. You can't really find half of the music on sale, and some of the albums are way jacked up in price due to rarity, despite any real level of demand. Hey, I updated The Unofficial! Howaboutthat.

Samnmax221
07-01-2007, 05:05 AM
Did not.

itchythesamurai
07-01-2007, 05:09 AM
I meant about the reprinting business. Not like tonight/this morning or anything.

SyntheticGerbil
07-02-2007, 01:34 AM
I ONLY LISTEN TO NICKELBACK, I"M SORRY.

itchythesamurai
07-02-2007, 01:43 AM
Every time I hear someone say Nickelback I think back to that one time they got booed offstage in Portugal and had rocks pelted at them. It's a happy thought.