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DarthAve
05-31-2007, 10:32 PM
Everybody go crazaaayyyy!!!!!! Cause here, it's off topic from the first post baby! I'm sorry, this is all I got in my plan to revive RD.

Right now, for no reason whatsoever, I am dressed up like the Phantom of the Opera. I've got my dress pants on, my white shirt, a tie thing, a cape, a blazer cause I don't have a dress coat, and my boots. And I gotta tell ya, it's freckin hot. I've got 2 layers on my arms and I can hear the air conditioning in the other room.

milo
05-31-2007, 11:56 PM
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Samnmax221
06-01-2007, 12:05 AM
I blew off my Values in Lit final essay for 2 weeks, and its due tomorrow.

milo
06-01-2007, 12:22 AM
I write all my essays the night they're due, cuz that's just how I roll baby.

Is there a page requirement?

Samnmax221
06-01-2007, 01:22 AM
He said as long as everything is fit in its fine, although he hinted at 8 pages. Just have to finish it up, turn it in right away tomorrow morning, take the other half of my physics final, and leave. I wonder if I can fit in some bridge burning while I'm at it?

Samnmax221
06-01-2007, 07:03 AM
Wonderfully enough I'm still up. I went and spent even more time dicking around and didn't get much done, oh joy 3 hours till School starts. I'm just glad I only have to be there for an hour.

Psychochaos3
06-01-2007, 03:31 PM
42

I don't see what all the fuss is about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy.

Das Mole
06-02-2007, 12:07 AM
Volgons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy.

i just read that as "vaginas are the worst matchmakers in the galaxy".

Byakko
06-02-2007, 02:37 PM
I blew off my Values in Lit final essay for 2 weeks, and its due tomorrow.

That reminds me; I depended on my impeccable knowledge of King Lear to cover my Glass Menagerie paper because Tennessee Williams was too bitchy for my taste when I did my A'Levels.

Now, I'm going to watch Ian McKellen in a play by the Royal Shakespeare Company when King Lear plays in Singapore this June.

Gawd, Ian McKellen is sexy...damn, he's gay...

DarthAve
06-02-2007, 02:49 PM
Gawd, Ian McKellen is sexy...damn, he's gay...
That is kinda creepy, yet I think I kinda agree.

Psychochaos3
06-02-2007, 10:53 PM
i just read that as "vaginas are the worst matchmakers in the galaxy".
Uh.

O_o.

:spinnaz:

"Everybody has opinions. None of them matter" Kyle.

Psychochaos3
06-02-2007, 10:56 PM
I have mild opinions.

Academy Is... isn't a very good band.

Starsky and Hutch was a nice movie.

I think Cheez's avatar is about emo people and their habits.

Emo people aren't the best group of people.

DarthAve
06-02-2007, 11:02 PM
My Opinions...

Panic At the Disco is crap and always will be

More people need to know about Freezepop, not just people who play music games like Guitar Hero & DDR

Jake Gyllenhaal....yum.

Americone Dream is the greatest ice cream on the face of this earth.

Lavender smells guuuud. :3

Psychochaos3
06-02-2007, 11:05 PM
I think Panic at The Disco is ok. I also think I'm their only male fan.

Davinq
06-02-2007, 11:41 PM
My opinions...

Panic! blows.

Finger Eleven owns.

Soccer players are better dances then those on Dancing With The Stars.

Not many people could do a better job of presidency than Bush in the situation he's in.

:spinnaz:

Jae Onasi
06-03-2007, 01:29 AM
It's severe weather season and I have yet to see a tornado.

Emperor Devon
06-03-2007, 05:16 AM
This thread is the wet dream of anyone who wants to boost their post count. :P

Ray Jones
06-03-2007, 06:55 AM
MWAHAHAR!

Psychochaos3
06-03-2007, 11:16 AM
I love the movie, Shaun Of The Dead.

I like Panic at the Disco for there strange lyrics, surreal music videos and indiscernible genre.

Edit:
This thread is the wet dream of anyone who wants to boost their post count. :P
That's why I keep posting here.

And excessive double/triple/multi-posting just to boost post counts can get one's post count knocked back down to buck zero. ;) --Jae

Hallucination
06-03-2007, 11:43 AM
This thread is the wet dream of anyone who wants to boost their post count. :P
Sw337 s00|\| 1 vvi11 g3t my kust0m t1tl3!

Oh, wait...

Byakko
06-03-2007, 12:05 PM
I'm Asian but I read Uncanny X-men and Marvel stuff before manga.

Cartoons introduced me to sexuality at age...9.

(Those cartoons were French, naturally.)

I'm a lvl 90 Hybrid Beastmaster on AdventureQuest and I don't care.

DarthAve
06-03-2007, 12:38 PM
Alright, I need to change one of my opinions.

Jake Gyllenhaal...yum, Ewan McGregor...double yum.

I stayed up till 3 in the morning to watch Down With Love on Oxygen, and Ewan McGregor is a complete fox. :heart3:

JoeDoe 2.0
06-03-2007, 02:32 PM
HOLY CRAP BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Psychochaos3
06-03-2007, 03:01 PM
I am horrible at harvest moon.

"You accidentally fed your animals rat poison and they all died. Your little dog too."

Edit:
Oh, I would never go anywhere without my wonderful towel

Byakko
06-04-2007, 11:57 AM
Game launch parties have too many geeks; but at least there's free stuff.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-04-2007, 04:28 PM
USB vibrators.

martmeister
06-04-2007, 05:32 PM
Know anywhere to get a USB phone charger?

I still takes me a few days to bullsh..er, "creatively pour my writing genius onto paper."
If I gave a damn, I probably could've gotten As on some of my research papers; alas! I waited 'til 2 days before and got a B. Oh well. At least I'M NEVER TAKING A F*CKING ENGLISH CLASS AGAIN!

JoeDoe 2.0
06-04-2007, 08:32 PM
I just thought that chicken eggs are aborted chicks....................... O.o

Ray Jones
06-05-2007, 03:08 AM
What would be wrong since those you eat are not fertilised and wouldn't become chickens anyway. So, when you'd think about it some more, these eggs are not aborted chickens but somehow chicken period blood.

martmeister
06-05-2007, 07:11 AM
This is why you do NOT read Charlotte's Web, Chicken Little, or any other farm animal/food story to your children when they're young. Ignore where it comes from and just eat the damn thing! Pigs do not equal cute, squirmy animals; they equal bacon, chops, loins, barbecue, ham, etc. Three words about chicken: "finger lickin' good!" One can go the "humans are the invaders, reduce human population dramatically, animals rightfully belong and humans are invaders" route or can wake the f*ck up and realize that one doesn't become a superior life form by being a pussy and letting other life forms boss it around.

Ray Jones
06-05-2007, 09:15 AM
I couldn't have said it any better, matyrmoistuer.

Except, instead of "pussy", I'd used the phrase "bunch of nancies".

JoeDoe 2.0
06-05-2007, 09:19 AM
I'm going to be sick.... :barf:

Ray Jones
06-05-2007, 11:26 AM
This again would be the right moment to address someone as "pussy".

C ze duffroince, spertmuster?

Samnmax221
06-05-2007, 01:03 PM
Shame on you Murphy Brown.

Psychochaos3
06-05-2007, 06:56 PM
I drink half and half out of those little containers every time I go to a mcdonalds.

Psychochaos3
06-05-2007, 08:31 PM
Anyone know where to get a fishing license?

Hallucination
06-05-2007, 09:15 PM
Just ask a fish.

Samnmax221
06-05-2007, 11:32 PM
Anyone know where to get a fishing license?
Sporting Goods stores.

DarthAve
06-05-2007, 11:51 PM
Just got back from Cedar Popint about an hour ago. OMG SO MUCH FUN!!! Here's what I rode.

-Wildcat
-Corkscrew
-Gemini
-Iron Dragon (3 times! Once in the very front and twice in the very back)
-Magnum (Twice in a row. Didn't even have to wait!)
-Raptor
-Millennium Force
-Dodgem
-Troika
-Caddilac Cars
-Cedar Downs (I names my horse Sir Fuzzingtons the Fifth)
-Matterhorn

Millennium Force was the best by FAR! I couldn't see to Canada though, but the view was beautiful.

Smon
06-06-2007, 12:20 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAAA)
http://www.geekfag.com/images/512657538wtfmario.gif (eviltrailmix.com)

Samnmax221
06-06-2007, 01:04 AM
-Wildcat
-Corkscrew
-Gemini
-Iron Dragon (3 times! Once in the very front and twice in the very back)
-Magnum (Twice in a row. Didn't even have to wait!)
-Raptor
-Millennium Force
-Dodgem
-Troika
-Caddilac Cars
-Cedar Downs (I names my horse Sir Fuzzingtons the Fifth)
-Matterhorn
No TSD? You suck.

Psychochaos3
06-06-2007, 09:43 AM
I hate seafood.

Psychochaos3
06-06-2007, 09:50 AM
Somebody named Steve Zuwala commented on my youtube profile.

Pho3nix
06-06-2007, 10:59 AM
Stop double posting, custom title whore.

:xp:

Psychochaos3
06-06-2007, 11:55 AM
Stop double posting, custom title whore.

:xp:
What's a custom title?

Poopdogjr
06-06-2007, 11:58 AM
I like lobster ice creammmmmmmmmmmmm!

P.S. I'm back.

Pho3nix
06-06-2007, 12:50 PM
What's a custom title?

I'll tell you when you're older, kid.

DarthAve
06-06-2007, 01:06 PM
No TSD? You suck.
TSD? If you're talking about Top Thril Dragster, it was breaking down left and right, and the line was 2 and a half hours. I mean, I would wait but the person I was hanging out with had no patience for breakdowns. We were pretty much next up for Raptor when it broke and she wanted to leave. I'm like "...no!" And I promised myself I'd ride it next year.

OMG WELCOME BACK ROSS!! Where the hell have you been?

Samnmax221
06-06-2007, 01:57 PM
No, Tay-Sachs disease. You dummy.

Psychochaos3
06-06-2007, 02:27 PM
Knife-Wrench!

martmeister
06-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Awesome avatar, Pho3nix. Is that a image of Kane from C&C 3 or one of the previous C&Cs?

Psychochaos3
06-06-2007, 04:55 PM
Bust A Move.

Pho3nix
06-06-2007, 05:17 PM
Awesome avatar, Pho3nix. Is that a image of Kane from C&C 3 or one of the previous C&Cs?

Thanks dawg.

It's from Command & Conquer 3 ;)

Ray Jones
06-07-2007, 08:48 AM
Hey Poo, thank god you're back.

Poopdogjr
06-07-2007, 10:59 AM
I'm also naked right now. And am in an internet cafe. It's awesome.

DarthAve
06-07-2007, 11:47 AM
You wish, Chase.

I am getting ready for the doctors later. ~shudders~ damn, I have to get a shot.

Samnmax221
06-07-2007, 01:45 PM
Rabies is a bitch.

Ray Jones
06-07-2007, 03:59 PM
Chase, how stupid can one be? I mean 2 girls and you post here.

Psychochaos3
06-07-2007, 05:14 PM
Rabies is a bitch.
And Dutch Elm Disease is a hoe.

martmeister
06-07-2007, 07:40 PM
I hate taking apart IBM/Lenovo Thinkpad T60s. Long day; somebody throw me a f*ckin' bone.

DarthAve
06-07-2007, 08:09 PM
Well, I got 2 shots instead. Apparently, I haven't had a teatnus shot in a while, so might as well shoot me up! Thanks doc, my entire left arm is sore because the nurse was a bitch!

Oh, and I had no idea Keira Knightly was in The Phantom Menace! Did any of you guys?

Pho3nix
06-08-2007, 07:47 AM
Oh, and I had no idea Keira Knightley was in The Phantom Menace! Did any of you guys?

Yes, newbie.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-08-2007, 09:45 AM
I didn't watched it. :animelol:

DarthAve
06-08-2007, 11:28 AM
A. Pho3nix, it's no big honor to correct me. Everyone knows I can't spell worth crap.
B. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN EPISODE 1, JOE???

Psychochaos3
06-08-2007, 12:07 PM
I didn't watch any of the Star Wars episodes.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-08-2007, 12:10 PM
psychogayos3 ololololol

Smon
06-08-2007, 01:21 PM
psychogayos3 ololololol
OLOL I GIT ET.
http://www.animutationportal.com/uploads/newbb/308_45861ae053ca8.gif

Psychochaos3
06-08-2007, 02:30 PM
psychogayos3 ololololol
What do you have against me?

Ray Jones
06-08-2007, 03:20 PM
I hope something that works? XD

Psychochaos3
06-08-2007, 03:32 PM
Vampire with robot sidekick.

They could fight crime.

DarthAve
06-08-2007, 03:50 PM
What do you have against me?
Well, it could have somthing to do with this.

I didn't watch any of the Star Wars episodes.

I have somthing against you now because of that, Star Wars is the shiz yo. And "if you're not with me, than you're my enemy."

DarthAve
06-08-2007, 04:03 PM
Chase, you're aiming a little too high. Try nailing an indie actress before going for the A listers. I heard Kathy Griffin is looking, you could be on her show.

Psychochaos3
06-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Well, it could have somthing to do with this.



I have somthing against you now because of that, Star Wars is the shiz yo. And "if you're not with me, than you're my enemy."
I wanted to see them but I couldnt. I didn't know which one to watch first.

DarthAve
06-08-2007, 05:03 PM
I didn't know which one to watch first.

1. I want you to know that you are stupid.
2. Your excuse is so lame, I think I'm choking on your stupid.
3. The movies are in cronilogical order, stupidgaystupid man.

milo
06-08-2007, 05:37 PM
Also Narufag.

And azn.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-08-2007, 06:36 PM
What do you have against me?
nothin

MILO I TOO AM A NARUFAG IN FACT JUST THIS MORNING OR LAST NIGHT I CAN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLUR NOW I WAS DISCUSSING HOW I FEEL VIOLATED BY TV TOKYO EXECS BECAUSE ALMOST EVERY SHIPPUUDEN EP HAS SUCKED AND NOW THEY'RE GOING ON VACATION FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS


CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-08-2007, 07:32 PM
What about a porn star?

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-08-2007, 11:41 PM
I was going with Ave's idea. Go for a porn star in order to bust in show business then work your way up to an A lister.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-09-2007, 12:54 AM
Why do great mangas have such crappy anime?!?! Naruto Shippuuden episodes are crap, the manga is WAY better...

Getting back on topic.., what was it again? --;

Samnmax221
06-09-2007, 01:42 AM
Henry, I don't think you're a pimp.

Pho3nix
06-09-2007, 05:44 AM
Why do great mangas have such crappy anime?!?! Naruto Shippuuden episodes are crap, the manga is WAY better...

I'm surprised you know the difference between Manga and Anime.

martmeister
06-09-2007, 09:11 AM
My neighbors living above me need to get mangled; wtf, is there a gd family reunion going on at 5:30am? I was considering borrowing my buddy's shotgun, strolling upstairs, knocking on their door and asking, "what the f*ck is going on?! Shut the hell up!" ...it did make me wonder if domestic violence was going on and if I should call the cops.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-09-2007, 10:51 AM
call the fbi

milo
06-09-2007, 10:55 AM
Henry, I don't think you're a pimp.

Kiss my a** you son of a b****. I could kick your a** in 10 different ways without breaking a sweat. So f*** you you n00b.














c wot i did thar

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-09-2007, 11:04 AM
Hey did you know that on a Mac hitting "Option"+";" yields "..."?

milo
06-09-2007, 11:15 AM
Look at what this guy just sent me:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/addison___ragno2-1.jpg

Should I post pic and email on 4chan y/n

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-09-2007, 11:35 AM
who is it

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-09-2007, 12:08 PM
You can't just **** a celebrity and not be famous.

DarthAve
06-09-2007, 01:33 PM
Who said anything about busting into show business?Well, if you wanna have your way with Keira Knightley, you have to have some money. And good looks.

Or just join a band. You can be a dingy rocker and attract all the sexay wimmenz.

Byakko
06-11-2007, 12:09 PM
I lined up for 4 hours to order 2 dozen of assorted donuts.

The double choc is nice. I want the Wasabi Cheese!

Poopdogjr
06-13-2007, 12:11 PM
I like how that guy up there ^ has like a mutation of a little person in his belly. Like that guy from Total Recall. Except this one is all cute an stuff instead of horribly disfigured and distugsting. Maybe he can use it at like the park and stuff to pick up chicks. Like a cute dog. But instead it's a cute little person in his belly.

Ray Jones
06-13-2007, 01:55 PM
Hey did you know that on a Mac hitting "Option"+";" yields "..."?No but I know that pressing <Option> while power on skipped booting into BASIC to boot machine code from tape/floppy on an ATARI 800XE. That okay with you?

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-13-2007, 02:46 PM
No but I know that pressing <Option> while power on skipped booting into BASIC to boot machine code from tape/floppy on an ATARI 800XE. That okay with you?
Well, it would be if I had an Atari 800XE.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-14-2007, 12:21 PM
This is really a random crap thread....... mostly crap

Das Mole
06-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Kathy Griffin? eewwwww.... Even if I was heavily sedated, or even unconscious, and didn't know what was going on I still wouldn't go near her with a 60 foot pole.

Who even likes Kathy Griffin anyway? eeewwww...

I SAW KATHY GRIFFIN LIVE LAST THURSDAY IT WAS AWESOME.

second row in the pit right in the center. she looked at me and i waved and it was awesome

JoeDoe 2.0
06-14-2007, 02:11 PM
Poor Antonio, he's dating MANOLA from a long time, I just had to say it

I don't know what that Spanish word means, other that it refers to hand... you get the picture

DarthAve
06-14-2007, 11:18 PM
I SAW KATHY GRIFFIN LIVE LAST THURSDAY IT WAS AWESOME.

second row in the pit right in the center. she looked at me and i waved and it was awesome
I love Kathy Griffin, seriously. I watched one of her comedy specials a while ago at like, 4 in the morning, and it was hilarious.

Oh and on her Bravo show, I love her dogs. And how we're constantly seeing her gays.

milo
06-15-2007, 12:26 AM
"All right, Chewie, try it now," Han Solo stuffed the comlink back in his pocket and stepped back a bit from the Millennium Falcon, an anxious look on his face. It ought to work this time. But that was what they had figured the time before, and the time before that. He could see into the Falcon's cockpit viewports from where he stood, and Chewbacca didn't look all that confident, either. He saw Chewbacca reach for the lift controls. Han realized that he had been holding his breath, and forced himself to exhale.

I LOVE LITHURSDAY!!

Poopdogjr
06-15-2007, 11:31 AM
I wanted that to be like a han/chewie love fan fic. Make it so.

DarthAve
06-15-2007, 01:14 PM
Pfft, I wonder if in the 70's before ESB, people wrote VaderxLuke fiction.

Samnmax221
06-15-2007, 01:17 PM
^They probably do still anyway. I've only read fan fiction to lol.

Klia
06-15-2007, 05:55 PM
I wanted that to be like a han/chewie love fan fic. Make it so.

Opinion seconded.

And gaspeth, I write fanfiction. But about what, I don't know.

DarthAve
06-16-2007, 11:45 AM
Psychoporn, if that name still applies after all these years, you write good fanfiction. I remember your Canderous/Revan that was so funny.

Klia
06-16-2007, 03:51 PM
Psychoporn, if that name still applies after all these years, you write good fanfiction. I remember your Canderous/Revan that was so funny.

The name still does.

Oh my goodness, you still remember that? I'm very flattered to say the least. Hmm, I haven't been keeping up with any writing lately. There have been a few scatterbrained ideas popping around but nothing motiviating. I don't know, you might see something pop up around here some time...something like Sasha/Milla/Raz.

No, that wouldn't work. It's lacking...Loboto.

Psychochaos3
06-16-2007, 05:41 PM
1. I want you to know that you are stupid.
2. Your excuse is so lame, I think I'm choking on your stupid.
3. The movies are in cronilogical order, stupidgaystupid man.
Yes, but a friend of mine said that I should watch 4-6 and then watch 1-3, but then another friend said to watch it in regular order and
I didn't know which to do. I also really can't find any of them.

And don't insult the gays.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2007, 07:33 PM
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Samnmax221
06-16-2007, 08:50 PM
Lol Jmac post lol. Not really.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2007, 08:56 PM
awww are you upset about last night sweety?

Samnmax221
06-16-2007, 09:07 PM
You got it in my eye, and it hurt.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2007, 09:14 PM
sorry boo maybe you should get some goggles for next time?

Samnmax221
06-16-2007, 09:16 PM
There isn't going to be a next time. My Mother was right about you.

Samnmax221
06-16-2007, 10:48 PM
I was such a fool!! Come back Jarrod!! Come Back!! Come back Shane!! I mean Jarrod!!! Come BACK!!

Hallucination
06-17-2007, 02:18 AM
This thread is officially 10% more random than other threads, and 5% more crap too!



















Metric percent.

Psychochaos3
06-17-2007, 11:24 AM
The smashing pumpkins reunited.

:)

Ray Jones
06-17-2007, 01:07 PM
jmac rulz ter unvierse i am so proud

Psychochaos3
06-17-2007, 04:25 PM
I once got lost in one of those large 3d mazes you find behind a mcdonalds.

"No, Charles, this is the ball room. We've been in the ball room. We're going around in circles!"

Smon
06-17-2007, 04:54 PM
I once got lost in one of those large 3d mazes you find behind a mcdonalds.

"No, Charles, this is the ball room. We've been in the ball room. We're going around in circles!"
The playplace... I used to work at a McDonalds. Everyday some idiot would open the emergency exit. "Alarm will sound" is there for a reason.

One time I had to go in there to clean up cat pee. Found the smell, couldn't find the pee. :indy:

Davinq
06-17-2007, 06:14 PM
The smashing pumpkins reunited.

:)
Wish Acceptance would.

Psychochaos3
06-17-2007, 07:02 PM
The playplace... I used to work at a McDonalds. Everyday some idiot would open the emergency exit. "Alarm will sound" is there for a reason.

One time I had to go in there to clean up cat pee. Found the smell, couldn't find the pee. :indy:
Do they really put a sugar solution on the fries so that they won't be pasty white?

Samnmax221
06-17-2007, 08:10 PM
Please make this thread unboring.

Samnmax221
06-17-2007, 08:16 PM
I think I'm going to buy a Cactus.

Klia
06-17-2007, 09:08 PM
I think I'm going to buy a Cactus.

I once played with a cactus. It was great. We saw how many needles our hands could hold.

This is true.

martmeister
06-17-2007, 09:42 PM
JUST 5% more crap?! I was betting on 20% or more.

Samnmax221
06-17-2007, 10:11 PM
If I get a Cactus I'll have a way to recycle CO2, of course I'll have to reorganize my bookshelf.

milo
06-18-2007, 12:02 AM
Hah, I pushed my little brother into a cactus once and he got a bunch of needles in his hand. I felt sort of bad.

Not really though.

On another note I'm having a really hard time concentrating on this paper. Guess I should probably stop watching anime and ****. God I can't wait for this class to be done.

Also I keep eating peanut M&M's, I don't know why. They're just so delicious I can't stop. It's kind of funny.

Hah. Well anyway. I should probably get back to work eh.



inb4 not your lj.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 12:22 AM
Hah, I pushed my little brother into a cactus once and he got a bunch of needles in his hand. I felt sort of bad.
How old is your little Brother?


On another note I'm having a really hard time concentrating on this paper. Guess I should probably stop watching anime and ****. God I can't wait for this class to be done.

Still in School?

milo
06-18-2007, 12:50 AM
He's 13. And I graduated like a month ago, but unfortunately I still have to finish a few classes I signed up for at the community college. They're all finished June 20th though, ****ing hooray for me.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 12:58 AM
My little brother is 12.

Community college, what the hell man?

milo
06-18-2007, 01:14 AM
Yes college Eric. I have dreams, aspirations, big plans for the future! I can't bum in my parent's basement and smoke pot the rest of my life!

Nah I am so JKing dawg. I'm applying to a university soon, I just needed the credits for this scholarship I'm getting.

http://web.utah.edu/newstudents/newcenturyscholarship.htm

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 01:16 AM
Are you gonna be a Priest?

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 01:23 AM
What? Community college is awesome! At least the one I went too.
Just ****ing around. I'm probably going to end up going to one for a little while mainly because I only took a year of foreign language(It's cheaper too).

milo
06-18-2007, 01:25 AM
Are you gonna be a Priest?
Since touching little boys isn't really a fetish of mine, probably not.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 01:27 AM
Since touching little boys isn't really a fetish of mine, probably not.
Not even a little?

milo
06-18-2007, 01:34 AM
Not even a little?
Who knows, maybe someday it will be. I've already picked up plenty of weird ass fetishes browsing 4chan.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 01:35 AM
Who knows, maybe someday it will be. I've already picked up plenty of weird ass fetishes browsing 4chan.
I <3 Tennischan.

milo
06-18-2007, 01:48 AM
That's good to know. Keep us updated...not...
Yeah laugh all you want buddy. I didn't think it would happen to me either, but the more you lurk there, the more it sucks you in. You just have to let it desensitize you a little and soon you'll be just like everyone else who skulks around in that cesspool of the internets.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 01:50 AM
I still <3 Tennischan.

Jae Onasi
06-18-2007, 02:03 AM
Also I keep eating peanut M&M's, I don't know why. They're just so delicious I can't stop. It's kind of funny.


Especially those green ones. :xp:

milo
06-18-2007, 02:11 AM
No thanks. I'm good where I am right now.:)
Probably a good choice.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 02:22 AM
Especially those green ones. :xp:
Old rumor is old.

Halo_92
06-18-2007, 01:03 PM
So you are saying ..that ....you save green....m&M's ..... in your pants...?

DarthAve
06-18-2007, 06:06 PM
I'm typing this message in Wisconsin.

I just want to remember how boring this trip is. Cause it's pretty lame.

martmeister
06-18-2007, 06:13 PM
Ooh, is there gonna be a "Darth_Ave's boring Wisconsin trip" thread?

Pho3nix
06-18-2007, 06:50 PM
Ooh, is there gonna be a "Darth_Ave's boring Wisconsin trip" thread?

I feel sorry for da intarnetz.

Psychochaos3
06-18-2007, 07:44 PM
I'm typing this message in Wisconsin.

I just want to remember how boring this trip is. Cause it's pretty lame.
It's cause you're in Wisconsin. Wisconson. Think about it for a while. It's Wisconsin.

martmeister
06-18-2007, 07:46 PM
Mmmm, cheese


....and beer.

Smon
06-18-2007, 08:14 PM
Do they really put a sugar solution on the fries so that they won't be pasty white?
Nope, they dump the fries in a basket, dump it in oil. That's it.

The strangest thing back there for me has to be the "fresh" apple pies that sit in a big hot metal box for eight hours before they're considered expired.

Samnmax221
06-18-2007, 08:34 PM
I'm typing this message in Wisconsin.
Whats wrong with Wisconsin? Its right next door you know.

milo
06-18-2007, 08:49 PM
So you are saying ..that ....you save green....m&M's ..... in your pants...?
Nobody said that. Green M&M's make you horny. Duh.




Probly why I kept eating them. :naughty:

Halo_92
06-19-2007, 02:59 PM
Nobody said that. Green M&M's make you horny. Duh.




Probly why I kept eating them. :naughty:


I know that. but you never denied it thou.

Samnmax221
06-19-2007, 03:14 PM
Green M&M's don't make you horny.

Ray Jones
06-19-2007, 03:39 PM
I make girls horney.

Samnmax221
06-19-2007, 03:49 PM
Yes, Ray makes girls horny. You cannot purchase Ray at a gas station though.

DarthAve
06-19-2007, 04:43 PM
What's wrong with Wisconsin? It's the land of cheese! Though it's not the part of Iowa where I live. I live relatively close to LeMars, Iowa which is the ice cream capital of the world.
Well, it's filled with old people. Seriously, the other night, everyone was asleep at 9, no lie.

Samnmax221
06-19-2007, 04:49 PM
I ****ing hate truthers.

Das Mole
06-19-2007, 06:26 PM
wisconsin lol

my french teacher was obsessed with it. every monday we came into class and it was the same thing: "qu'est-ce que vous avez fait pendant le week-end? est-ce que vous etes alles au wisconsin?"

oh madame...

Pho3nix
06-19-2007, 06:46 PM
Omelette du fromage?

Davinq
06-19-2007, 08:36 PM
^ That is the only Le Francais that I know.

Smon
06-19-2007, 10:22 PM
Omelette du fromage?
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
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...Dexter's a cookie!

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-19-2007, 10:44 PM
That show was awesome.

Woodnote
06-19-2007, 10:58 PM
You know, cold spaghetti is DELICIOUS. :)

Das Mole
06-20-2007, 12:19 AM
i wholeheartedly disagree

martmeister
06-20-2007, 07:39 AM
Cold icecream and sodas are best! Those single-serving cans of ravioli aren't too bad cold.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-21-2007, 01:37 PM
http://www.evdpe.com/chefboy/sweeps/cb/cb_clonewars/images/graphic_chef_boy_logo.jpg

That guy is a child molester

Klia
06-21-2007, 03:18 PM
I would have to disagree, in fact, the only thing I see when looking at this picture is the slightlyamusingbutnotreally way that I could photoshop it so it read Chef Boyardeedeedee.

Now guess how many pictures of handcuffs I got saved on my computer.

Das Mole
06-21-2007, 04:27 PM
69?

Psychochaos3
06-22-2007, 09:57 PM
When Harry Potter 7 comes out, I'm not going to be on the internet until I finish it to avoid any possible spoilers.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-22-2007, 11:16 PM
btw, Harry dies

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-22-2007, 11:58 PM
snape kills hagrid voldemort kills hermoine harry kills snape and voldemort

Hallucination
06-23-2007, 12:13 AM
Dumbledore is resurrected by Jesus and invents gravity.

KingCheez
06-23-2007, 03:58 PM
god damnit no

CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
MASHI: I'd totally read that.

King Dando
06-23-2007, 06:11 PM
RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

I knew it!

Psychochaos3
06-23-2007, 08:22 PM
god damnit no

CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
MASHI: I'd totally read that.
What happens to Neville? He's an important character as the one who could've been. And what happens to the remaining Weasly Family, or Bill and Fleur's Wedding. And what about the question of Snape's true loyalty. What happens to Hogwarts after the battle that occured against the Death Eaters. We also have the true identity of R.A.B as well. And what of Voldemort's remaining Horcruxes like Salazar's Locket, Hufflepufff's cup, or Nagini the snake. And we should also mention Wormtail's life dept to Harry as that hasn't been resolved either. Rowling has also said that how Harry's eyes are like his mother's also has some importance. There are many more unresolved plot elements that are left unchecked. Cheez, your description doesn't seem to resolve even the tiniest bit of plot, leading me to believe you are wrong.

Wikipedia, it kicks ass.

KingCheez
06-23-2007, 11:17 PM
I don't even read the books you ****ing nerd

Psychochaos3
06-24-2007, 12:06 AM
I don't even read the books you ****ing nerd
I don't either.

I repeat.

Wikipedia, it kicks ass.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-24-2007, 12:32 AM
NO!!!! SPOILERS!!!

I though Harry was gonna have a mega orgy with all the girls, then comes Voldemort and butt rapes Ron but it turns out to be Malfoy, who then gets a crush on Voldemort, who later commits suicide, followed by Malfoy, who cannot bear his lover's death.

Dumbledore finds out that Harry has gotten every single girl pregnant, and with Ron, who cannot bear the though of his little sister getting knocked up by Harry, capture Harry and castrate him.

The end

Samnmax221
06-24-2007, 08:53 AM
Wizard AIDS.

Pho3nix
06-24-2007, 01:43 PM
Wizard AIDS.

Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it.

Psychochaos3
06-24-2007, 02:04 PM
Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it.
All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil.

Smon
06-24-2007, 08:46 PM
All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil.
http://www.neoteo.com/Portals/0/neoteo/3896full.jpg
IT BRINGS MY PISS TO A BOIL.

Das Mole
06-24-2007, 09:10 PM
i went into spencer's yesterday and there was a book of sex tips. two of my faves?

Originally published in Weird Sex Book at Spencer's Gifts

#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.

#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.

Psychochaos3
06-24-2007, 09:40 PM
Ginger Kids creep me out.

Samnmax221
06-24-2007, 10:12 PM
#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.
I'm not sticking my dick in there.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-24-2007, 10:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata what about there

itchythesamurai
06-25-2007, 06:04 AM
#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.

Aha! I knew Go-Gurt had to be good for something.

Samnmax221
06-25-2007, 08:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata what about there
Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude.

Ray Jones
06-25-2007, 04:52 PM
Das you should really try those.

DarthAve
06-25-2007, 05:16 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/DarthAve/cow_tiny.gif

Everyone discuss

Ray Jones
06-25-2007, 05:27 PM
I think he's focusing Windu's pants. Uh. Oh.

Das Mole
06-25-2007, 08:45 PM
Das you should really try those.

what makes you think i haven't already? XD

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude.
see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded

Samnmax221
06-25-2007, 09:20 PM
see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded
I'd certainly take a look down there first.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-25-2007, 09:28 PM
What has this thread become...

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-25-2007, 09:28 PM
http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg


OM NOM NOM

Psychochaos3
06-25-2007, 09:52 PM
1000th Post.w00t!

Homage to my favorite cartoon character ever.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3366/couragethecowardlydog1ab0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Samnmax221
06-25-2007, 10:00 PM
http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg
My Biology teacher had one in formaldehyde, I considered stealing it.

DarthAve
06-25-2007, 10:05 PM
...woah. This is getting really weird. Let's talk about somthing else now, how bout pandas!

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-25-2007, 10:08 PM
how bout lampreys

DarthAve
06-25-2007, 10:40 PM
How bout SURPRISED MARMOT?

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/DarthAve/cow_tiny.gif

Psychochaos3
06-25-2007, 10:42 PM
How bout SURPRISED MARMOT?

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/DarthAve/cow_tiny.gif
I already saw him on Attack of the Show.

DarthAve
06-25-2007, 10:49 PM
Where do you think I found out about him. My favorite was CURSES! Marmot.

martmeister
06-26-2007, 08:24 AM
That would be a great way to torture a guy. Tie him up and put that on his 'army of one'. No man would do that and I can't believe any woman would be that sadistic.
That'd go into excessively cruel and unusually unusual punishment territory. I suppose if someone raped a relative or friend, that'd be suitable.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-26-2007, 02:26 PM
Put water on the floor then throw a lamp down while the lightbulb is stil on... I saw it on a movie, I think it was CONSTANTINE

Ray Jones
06-26-2007, 03:12 PM
And why should we do that?

JoeDoe 2.0
06-26-2007, 03:37 PM
Just wanted to post something :sweat:

No, I hate rapists and child molesters, they should all recieve the death sentence

Ray Jones
06-26-2007, 03:44 PM
We should rather collectively hate God for letting them the choice to do those things instead of sending them directly to hell so they can fist ass rape Satan.

Psychochaos3
06-26-2007, 10:15 PM
I learned how to talk like that tone-deaf rabbit from the skittle's commercial.

DarthAve
06-26-2007, 10:20 PM
My computer suckssssssss!!! D:

Psychochaos3
06-26-2007, 10:22 PM
My computer rocks!!!!

It's what happens when Vista Ultimate works.

VengefulJan
06-27-2007, 04:35 AM
ALRIGHT!...
Well, never been here brefore, but what do i care iit's still fun to |=|_|>< with peoples minds WOOHOO!!! x-)

Ray Jones
06-27-2007, 05:17 AM
Another thing you will do care about is our *fun* initiation rite.

itchythesamurai
06-27-2007, 07:49 AM
I'm not sure Ray, his skin might not have the superhuman elasticity required to survive the initiation. Nothing scares away a new person to the forums like a hyperextended anus.

Ray Jones
06-27-2007, 08:33 AM
Thunderanus, samurai! You know the rules.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-27-2007, 10:42 AM
I'm lucky I didn't go through the initiation rite....



crap

Ray Jones
06-27-2007, 11:12 AM
No, you are not lucky you did not go through the initiation rite. You are lucky because we allow you to choose your preferred initiation rite. Like for most religious nutters, it's up the throat or down the anus.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-27-2007, 11:27 AM
Then I'm lucky to be an atheist :xp:

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-27-2007, 12:01 PM
My computer rocks!!!!

It's what happens when Vista Ultimate works.
eww

Samnmax221
06-27-2007, 12:12 PM
I'm not sure Ray, his skin might not have the superhuman elasticity required to survive the initiation. Nothing scares away a new person to the forums like a hyperextended anus.
WHAAT?! I thought we where going to use him to bounce into the Bank?

Grey Master
06-27-2007, 06:05 PM
This place feels like home...

btw, anime?

King Dando
06-28-2007, 11:54 AM
http://nintendomaniak.free.fr/images/perso/ness.jpg

Ness Owns!

PSI Rockin' Omega!

Psychochaos3
06-28-2007, 10:12 PM
Just wanted to post something :sweat:

No, I hate rapists and child molesters, they should all recieve the death sentence
You think like a certain notebook wielding genius murderer.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-28-2007, 10:14 PM
Really?, I hadn't noticed [/sarcasm]

DarthAve
06-29-2007, 01:09 PM
Woah woah woah, I didn't notice you Jan. Welcome to the RD. And no, you don't have to do an initiation. We haven't enforced initiations since we were all pissed off at Dark.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-30-2007, 12:36 AM
I wonder who was THE KID that started all that drama......