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Det. Bart Lasiter
06-27-2007, 11:17 PM
http://www.physorg.com/news102143902.html



http://i15.tinypic.com/4mrhwnm.jpg

soon, that will be my hand.

Pie™
06-27-2007, 11:20 PM
This is going to be the greatest porn ever.

milo
06-27-2007, 11:32 PM
This is going to be the greatest porn ever.
That was the first thing that came to my mind too.

Anthony
06-27-2007, 11:39 PM
..thats terrifying.

JoeDoe 2.0
06-27-2007, 11:41 PM
Cannot find server...

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-27-2007, 11:42 PM
Cannot find server...
you obviously broke it

Reclaimer
06-28-2007, 01:21 AM
Wow.
I want that.
Price range?

tk102
06-28-2007, 02:11 AM
The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said. That statement doesn't help sell. Silly inventors.

Mike Windu
06-28-2007, 02:14 AM
The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said.

This has horror film written all over it. Zombie outbreak caused by Japanese technology.

TiE23
06-28-2007, 03:35 AM
Like The Stranger, only in reverse... and gayer.

BongoBob
06-28-2007, 04:58 AM
If they advertised this with porn it would sell faster than anything ever.

Pho3nix
06-28-2007, 07:44 AM
This is going to be the greatest porn ever.

Indeed it will.

I felt a disturbance in the Force when I read this, as if millions of porn directors suddenly cried out in terror. Movies have become obsolete.

Sabretooth
06-28-2007, 10:04 AM
This is going to be the greatest porn ever.

You beats me to it! :p

MrWally
06-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Looks like everyone was thinking the same thing.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-28-2007, 02:22 PM
HIVE MIND

TiE23
06-28-2007, 02:42 PM
Now officially obsolete:

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/09/snkdirtygame.jpg

BongoBob
06-28-2007, 03:07 PM
...wtf?

TiE23
06-29-2007, 04:19 AM
Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/)... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.

Fish.Stapler
06-29-2007, 04:33 AM
Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/)... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.

LOL


I imagine you will see a direct correlation in the release of this and a sharp spike in the stock of Kleenex.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-29-2007, 04:40 AM
Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/)... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.
yeah aren't all the witches like 12 or some ****

Ray Jones
06-29-2007, 05:05 AM
Witch is witch regardless of age, I tell you.

IG-64
06-29-2007, 11:09 AM
*sigh*

Such a great invention, diminished by the vulgar needs of simpletons. :emodanc:


On a more serious note, you people better start watching what you post, you're sitting right on the line.

MrWally
06-29-2007, 12:08 PM
Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku (http://kotaku.com/)... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.


I remember reading something about that a while back in Game Informer.

O_o

I still don't want to believe it.