View Full Version : Happy 4th of July!

07-04-2007, 08:46 PM

Murray the Chao
07-05-2007, 04:11 AM
Happy 4th of July, my fellow Americans! As you know it has been 233 years since our Founding Fathers earned our freedom through sweat, toil, and a dive through the window(a Hoagie-caused fire was to blame for that).

And let us not forget our leader, the President of the United States of America, MAX!!!!

May the triangular red, white, and blue fly forever over this land of freedom for man and Bigfoot alike!

07-05-2007, 09:31 AM
Wow, Murray. That seemed really well thought-out.

Ray Jones
07-05-2007, 09:52 AM
Finally, a plan not doomed to fail.

07-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Finally, a plan not doomed to fail.

Alpaca farms...?

Ray Jones
07-06-2007, 04:05 AM
Cockring condoms!

07-06-2007, 08:39 AM
Have you seen that one Durex commercial where it looks like the dude is proposing to the chick across the dinner table, and he gives her a box, and WHAM! there's a cockring inside and she's all like "Yes!"? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_hq56dV0DNA)

07-06-2007, 09:15 AM

Ray Jones
07-06-2007, 09:16 AM
no but I've seen that safer sex ad where this dude comes in naked into the bedroom where his lady is waiting already and then when he passed the door he fingersnips like that <snip> and <kazang> he gets an ENORMOUS erection about like the size of his leg, then he starts running toward his girl with this huge dick swinging and then he throws a condom ahead into his path and <bazooum> with an elegant move of his hip slams his dong into that flying condom which is now all wrapped out and has his penis inside, then he runs some more steps and suddenly jumps off to the bed and then the camera switches and you see with the eyes of the babe through her legs to the left and right and then from above there comes his giant love stick and his dome hits her vagina and the vagina shortly stops him because she cannot expand that fast, and he gets wrinkled a bit, you know somehow like irl, but then it all goes in and there is no return any more and you hear the sound of a train passing by while you have an sheer endless penis with huge veins on it going into the tunnel-o-love

yeah that is the kind of safer sex I practice

wait if I think again I've seen that durex ad

07-06-2007, 10:54 AM
Are you sure you aren't confusing your day-to-day life with Safer Sex Ads again, Ray?

Ray Jones
07-06-2007, 03:39 PM
HAHA yeah you almost got me with this one XD

Ray Jones
07-07-2007, 03:56 AM
Time for another initiation rite.

07-07-2007, 06:29 PM
My vote goes toward waterboarding!

Murray the Chao
07-08-2007, 02:33 AM
Shmargin, those screenshots are from the Mac version, and I really think it looks better with the filter.

07-08-2007, 08:49 PM
I must admit I use the Supereagle filter also.

07-09-2007, 01:50 AM
I've never bothered using a filter, maybe I will now.

Ray Jones
07-09-2007, 02:52 AM
Using filters is for chumps.

Are you a bunch of chumps?

07-09-2007, 11:29 AM
No way, and I'll challenge Eric to a knife-fight that I'll almost surely lose to prove it!

07-12-2007, 01:59 PM
But if we do that, then someone will have to be fatally stabbed during Van Halen's guitar solo! Actually, there probably aren't too many better ways to go than that. Okay, sign me up!