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RC-1162
07-13-2007, 10:56 AM
First of all, NO flaming. I've seen many "random" threads shut down because of that.

That being said, welcome to the thread of randomness. Randomism is an art Sabretooth, TSR, Halo_92 and I have perfected in our days in the RC forums. I welcome you all to share in it now.

@Sabre: We must re-establish the power of the Sterilised Hammer Of Bovine Doom before the n00bs rebel!

Sabretooth
07-13-2007, 11:05 AM
Note to everyone:

When we mean Randomness, we mean co-ordinated randomness. That does not mean random randomness. That means Randomness connected by a string of connection. That means this post being remotely linked to the last. That means *bashes RC with the Sacred SHOBD* being random and not random at the same time.

Welcome to our world.

RC-1162
07-13-2007, 11:58 AM
*gasp* How dare you hit me? I GAVE the darn thing to you! :xp:

We need to call TSR and Halo

Sabretooth
07-13-2007, 12:15 PM
From what I've last heard, TSR was flying towards an Iraqi ship, riding a Royal Naval Artillery Missile of Her Majesty, and Halo was... dunno.

I dare to hit you because I must. The men in black assaulted me. There is no choice.

RC-1162
07-13-2007, 12:21 PM
My my, it's an amazing co-incidence, but I strapped a pudding-bomb in the Men in Black's car. Chocolately pudding goodness with the force of a bomb blast. Now thats great pudding :D

Sabretooth
07-13-2007, 12:26 PM
Are you sure it wasn't diluted with bread juice? I mean that bread juice is really going places.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-13-2007, 02:29 PM
So, this is a thread for just the four of you guys?

Davinq
07-13-2007, 06:51 PM
That shouldn't be...

Besides, I know where Halo is.

Ctrl Alt Del
07-13-2007, 08:10 PM
I guess it isn't. If it was, then why would Sabre have written a "note to everyone"?

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 12:22 AM
Because the Everyone is a Snob!

No, seriously. It's for everyone.

RC-1162
07-14-2007, 12:52 AM
Yeah, I just said that the last time we talked randomly, it was only 4 of us, but now I invite all. So jump in.

@Sabre: I lost my last bottle of bread juice. :(

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 03:40 AM
Torrent bread juice. Once its done, read the .nfo file and install it. Install the crack and start bread juice.

Fear the ancients, yeh! Fear the ancients, yeh! Gyrate yo' steel yo! Gyrate yo' steel yo! Everybody put yo' hands up in the air! Slaughter them like you just don't care! Gyrate yo'...

JoeDoe 2.0
07-14-2007, 03:54 AM
Ok, I'll just stand over here if you don't mind..............

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 04:02 AM
Oh noes, Joedoe! You stepped on the MassacreTile! Quick chant 'I soiled my underwear' five times to counter the effects of the tile, or you will be, well, massacred!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-14-2007, 04:04 AM
How bout I self destruct myself and take you out at the same time, never wanted to die by myself, or I could ask Indiana J. to make a cameo and save me

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 05:00 AM
"No no no! Try feeding him that bread juice! That'll be surey do to work if I've been speccing my ops!"

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 05:04 AM
*Marches toward JoeDoe with bread juice*

Okay Joe, here comes the chu-chu train...

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 05:44 AM
*smacks sabretooth over head with broomstick* It was my idea! Anyway trains suck! Here comes the boogieman!

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 06:09 AM
Eh, I'm bored.

**runs after Darth Adidas.**

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 07:02 AM
Daft Adidas to you Declaimer!

*starts running and spills bread juice all over the place* Make sure the cat don't lick it up!

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 07:11 AM
Come back here!!

*Jumps over juice, but slips on the bread.*

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 07:18 AM
In America, you jump over juice and slip on the bread. In Soviet Russia, Juice jumps over you and bread slips over you!!

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 07:20 AM
That's WRONG. If you look up and down the Offical Guide of Juice Making and Bread Slipping you'll find on Page 666 (the devil wrote that page) That in Soviet Russia there is no such as Bread!

RC-1162
07-14-2007, 07:46 AM
That means they make sandwiches out of two slices of meat and a stick of butter in between? Greasyy!

I have caught the last remaining bottle of bread juice and poured it down the sink. The green pillow rules all!

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 07:50 AM
Yeh rules all except, except, except... WAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm scared off the pillow please don't hit with your fluffy inner head.

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 08:03 AM
Pillow? What pillow? Tell me of t3h pillowness!

I will defeat this pillow...once I know it!!

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 08:22 AM
My bro bro said he a pillock but not a pillow.

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 08:24 AM
Huh?
OMFGBBQ?

Sabretooth
07-14-2007, 08:36 AM
...Iron Maiden's gonna get you, wherever you are...

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 08:39 AM
...Iron Maiden's gonna get you, wherever you are...

Then I'll run to the hills.

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 09:03 AM
I dunno who on Boggy's Earth Iron Maiden is but he sounds scary! Well I'm scary and we can share a bottle of Bread Juice!

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 09:08 AM
Bread juice!!

And RC 1162, where did you get that avatar? Did you draw it yourself?

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 09:11 AM
CR 2611 Can't draw. The Inernet is its source of brain power.

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 09:13 AM
Then where on his brain-net?

I must find the source!!

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 09:30 AM
Your looking at it Reclaimer!

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 09:40 AM
Here? On this site?

Or...You...

Daft Adidas
07-14-2007, 09:52 AM
YOUR SCREEN: To be here it's the Internet what powers the Inter is Bread Juice what powers Bread Juice are those shaker laker things what powers them is Electroncis what powers electronics is Alexander Bell what powers Bell is God. No one powers God.

Reclaimer
07-14-2007, 09:54 AM
What if you don't believe in God?

OMFGBBQ I HAVE NO INTERNET!!!

*dies*

RC-1162
07-14-2007, 10:47 AM
One must wonder how in the world you managed the miracle of posting that post in which you said you had no net, which was on the contrary to the truth because you HAVE to have net to post your post denying the fact that you have a net, which, in its entirety, is utterly false.

Jedi Atomic
07-14-2007, 01:53 PM
I tell all false statements...... wait....... damnit that was the truth!????? <_<

JoeDoe 2.0
07-14-2007, 02:12 PM
Ima made nando mo guys.......

Ctrl Alt Del
07-14-2007, 06:09 PM
Truth is opposite to the false. Or not, depends upon the randomness. Ya, didn't got a thing from the last post.

RC-1162
07-15-2007, 12:55 AM
That post was a conspiracy plot against all the bananas in the world in which they would all be painfully baked into pies.

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 01:15 AM
I like banana pies.

RC-1162
07-15-2007, 01:23 AM
Thats why the plot is being brought into fruition. (get it? :D) Banana pies for everyone, yaay!

Jedi Atomic
07-15-2007, 01:52 AM
Banana pies, yay! What would be even better a banana pie pizza. or we should have a fruit pie party!

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 02:42 AM
I like banana pies and I support the Fruit Pie Party.

May the FPP being totalitarian leadership and clamp down the social evil that is freedom!!

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 04:18 AM
But Evil is Freedom! Evil People do what they like! Mwuahahahah!

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 04:31 AM
... I did say freedom is evil.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-15-2007, 04:45 AM
or is it?

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 04:53 AM
Some random Tooth person such as a big tiger has a self esteem problem with the Evilness in Freedom. How does one know the Daft Sport was talking to the anicentl lions abotu Evil Freedom I could merly agreeing with the fatc or possibly ignoring you!

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 05:09 AM
Some random Tooth person such as a big tiger has a self esteem problem with the Evilness in Freedom.

Freedom bullied me once. It broke my nose and stole my lunch money. Freedom is evil.

That sentence actually makes sense. Read it and think over it.

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 05:41 AM
I don't have to think it over! Smacking lunch money unhealthy.

That sentence did not make sense. Don't read it over it is a waste of time.

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 05:52 AM
*reads*

Nonsense.

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 06:30 AM
Exactly I know it's Nonsense. It was intended to be so!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-15-2007, 06:34 AM
So it has only one function?

A very poor invention compared to other products out there

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 07:18 AM
And very poor marketing too, I might add.

RC-1162
07-15-2007, 08:45 AM
Who needs marketing? Better not to put the product on the shelf in the first place.
Oh, BTW, @ Sabre, Daft and Joe: HEADS UP!

*throws pies*

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

:D

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 09:20 AM
Hey, cute duckie.

*bends*

*SPLAT!*

...

That pie sure loved the wall.

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 09:32 AM
*looks down at handy gadget* Pie Incoming! Pie Incoming! Duck! Duck1

A Duck? *splat* Oh I get it. Hmm Raspberry.

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 12:18 PM
*looks down at handy gadget* Pie Incoming! Pie Incoming! Duck! Duck1

A Duck? *splat* Oh I get it. Hmm Raspberry.

I told you not to trust the Microsoft Zune.

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 12:31 PM
Yeh the Zune Gadget drives me nuts. The only good thing about it is that it gives you Free Drinks!

*drinks soda*

Sabretooth
07-15-2007, 12:58 PM
Yeh the Zune Gadget drives me nuts. The only good thing about it is that it gives you Free Drinks!

*drinks soda*

Drinks + Electronics are a bad idea, Daft. You will probably get electrocuted. In order to counter its effect I give you...

The Enormous Glove Of Anti-Electric Spear Generation! (a.k.a The Holy TEGOAESG)

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 04:17 PM
What do I do with it? Take it to bed?

Ctrl Alt Del
07-15-2007, 06:29 PM
Of course not. That should be used only on drugstores and Olympic pools. Haven't you read the case?

Daft Adidas
07-15-2007, 06:31 PM
The case? Looks at the case.

"Hmm the case looks alot more fun to take to bed!" There no case on the case so there is no instructions for the case! Which means you can take them to bed! Can I bottoe one of your hot women CAD?

Sabretooth
07-16-2007, 01:25 AM
Lemme see...

*turns glove on*

*Daft and CAD get skewered by spears*

Ohw, so that's how it works.

Daft Adidas
07-16-2007, 06:49 AM
*mission impossible music turns on*

Spears come flying through the air towards me and the case in bed. I stick a foot out and wkack it away!

Ctrl Alt Del
07-16-2007, 02:32 PM
*Music still on*

One of the gals on my signature starts ripping the spears apart, while an astonished Daft takes the case to his parents bed. And yes, of course Daft. You can get any of them excluding the first six girls.

RC-1162
07-17-2007, 03:24 AM
To save the world from the terrible oppression of The Holy TEGOAESG, I hereby demolish it with the SHOBD!

*bam*
*squish*

Well whaddaya know, it didn't get smashed and instead I got a spear in my stomach. Ooooh, butterfly!

*dies*

Daft Adidas
07-17-2007, 05:31 AM
Uh ugh uh! This is so fun! UH!

Jedi Atomic
07-17-2007, 01:17 PM
*Jedi Atomic burys RC-1162.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-17-2007, 01:47 PM
I wonder what happens if I drop this zombie formula on RC's grave?

*does it and waits for results*

Davinq
07-17-2007, 02:02 PM
I can't wait for anything. ZERO patience in this white b0i.

*zombies come forth moments later*

Sabretooth
07-18-2007, 01:07 AM
*I raise my hand*

*Zombies smell my armpit*

*Zombies are pulverized.*

Johnpp
07-18-2007, 03:31 AM
I like spamming but I don't like spamming.

http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Spam/spam-big.jpg

Daft Adidas
07-18-2007, 05:35 AM
"Whos that guy? He looks good in bed!"

Sabretooth
07-18-2007, 06:36 AM
Daft Adidas, face it. You are damned obsessed with sex.

Sabretooth
07-18-2007, 08:26 AM
Nice try, Daft.

Try saying that in front of my Nazi Gnomes from the Fascist North Pole!!!!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-18-2007, 09:32 AM
That's a little sick and perverted guys, this chat has already turned dirty in no time, we have a new Record!

Sabretooth
07-18-2007, 10:34 AM
Really, I have a good quality Elvis record.

Quanon
07-18-2007, 11:03 AM
Really, I have a good quality Elvis record.
The one with his clothes on or with out , I just love that uber-sized big hot chunk of red fiery beefy hunk greasy hair waving man .

And what is the EHODSOP ?

RC-1162
07-20-2007, 04:05 AM
We're this close to getting this closed. Tread lightly fellas.

I wonder what happens if I drop this zombie formula on RC's grave?

*does it and waits for results*
ZOUNDS!! RC returns from the grave as a zombie.

Johnpp
07-21-2007, 11:40 PM
Lets get back to topic. Wait...

http://www.co.mohave.az.us/WIC/images/toast.gif

JoeDoe 2.0
07-22-2007, 12:03 AM
Toast! The newest drug out there

Once you take a bite, there's no going back....

Reclaimer
07-22-2007, 08:28 AM
I went back...

Jae Onasi
07-22-2007, 11:50 AM
That's a little sick and perverted guys, this chat has already turned dirty in no time, we have a new Record!

I've deleted some of the more egregious posts. Daft Adidas, this is your warning to keep it clean--it's a PG-13 forum, not some sex discussion.

RC's OP states how he wants the game played, and if it turns into Teh Thread of Spam any more than it already has, the staff's not going to feel obliged to keep this open and may not anyway. I'm leaving it open at the moment as long as it stays relatively clean and follow's RC's guidelines.

Ctrl Alt Del
07-22-2007, 03:29 PM
I went back...

But have you eaten the green toast? Nah, as I though, you chewed the blue one, children do that, men stick with the green!

RC-1162
07-23-2007, 07:12 AM
@ Jae: Thanks for posting that. We'll be good boys, you'll see! :D

@CAD: Pfeh! The green toast is for silly teenagers. The sign of manlihood is the RED toast.

It's apple flavour!

Sabretooth
07-23-2007, 08:53 AM
*twitch*

The pernicious advance of Jae has left me paralyzed with fear, apprehension and terror. I draw out a fine AK-47 assault rifle, and pull the trigger, unloading twenty rounds of sheer Russian engineering brilliance. At the end, I raise my gun, sure of victory and scream "Pwned."

Sabretooth was fragged by Jae Onasi's sniper rifle
Jae Onasi: ROFL!!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-23-2007, 11:50 AM
Joe road kills Sabre
Sabre: WTF?
Joe:LMAO ROADKILL!
Joe gets blasted to pieces by N00bie
N00bie: I'm th3 l33t h4x00r!.
All players kill N00bie

RC-1162
07-24-2007, 01:10 PM
N00bie: Quit it. I'm undercover!
All players really confused.
Sabre: YOU KILLED RC!.
N00bie: No, my friend. I. AM. RC!!!
Sabre: NOOOOOO!!

Reclaimer
07-24-2007, 01:21 PM
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa6/reclaimer_1337/My%20Stuff/11842249219221mn4.gif

Johnpp
07-25-2007, 05:30 AM
Haha, Aimbots. I've used quite a many of THOSE in my day.

DarthAve
08-07-2007, 09:06 PM
it's a PG-13 forum, not some sex discussion.
You've never told Samnmax, itchy, or Jmac that in RD.... or is it different there? Because I'm getting sick of their talk of Vagina Dentata or whatever it is.

Or should I just go over there and deal with it myself because I'm the mod there? Yeah, I should probably do that.

Davinq
08-08-2007, 07:37 PM
^ Why have you even hesitated in the first place? I thought MuthaJae trained you to teach them naughty forumeerz no sehcks or else.

Haha, Aimbots. I've used quite a many of THOSE in my day.
Your day was before Jesus' foo.

DarthAve
08-08-2007, 08:09 PM
^ Why have you even hesitated in the first place? I thought MuthaJae trained you to teach them naughty forumeerz no sehcks or else.
Pfft, I didn't get any training. Thrik was just like "Ur gonna be a mod. I'll give you ur powers soon, don't abuse them." Secondly, they won't listen to me. Mod's can't ban, only supermods and admins can. Thirdly, You tell them to stop talking about sex, they get bored and do more mean stuff. Remember the huge attack on you, and the creation of spinnaz? :spinnaz: Fourthly, I have too much respect for itchy. He's the nicest of the four, has pimp hair, and he added me to his friends list on facebook(too bad I shout my facebook down today, cause LJ is better). And lastly, Jae isn't responsible for Razputin's Domain. The admin who takes care of us over there is Thrik, elTee was supposed to, but he only posted in so often, and Huz was never around, and bgbennyboy only really post about the Psychonauts Explorer in the RD. So yeah,

Summery
1. Thrik is cool
2. Spinnaz rock
3. I'm on my way over right now.

Sabretooth
08-09-2007, 01:14 AM
I'll put this straight and frank now, because I need to get it out.

LF mods are less cooler than they were before.

RC-1162
08-09-2007, 09:42 AM
Man, this ain't going anything like what the thread at the RC forum was.