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Monkey Mania
09-12-2007, 04:18 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296573,00.html

Crazy!

Pho3nix
09-12-2007, 04:22 PM
I wish that would have happened to me when I was on the 5th grade.

IG-64
09-12-2007, 05:02 PM
but the image of two naked adults remained frozen on the screen for about 10 seconds until the projector was switched off.
Who was counting?

Jeff
09-12-2007, 05:08 PM
Who was counting?Actually, the person that messed with the computer recorded the whole thing.

IG-64
09-12-2007, 05:15 PM
Actually, the person that messed with the computer recorded the whole thing.
Aha! So it was you! :p

I'd say it's probably someone from the govenrment, researching how they'd react to it to test for their prototype 5th-grade sex ed. curriculum.

Vikinor
09-12-2007, 05:28 PM
It's a good opportunity for them to study the human body.

Unless the bodies were...yeah.

BongoBob
09-12-2007, 05:31 PM
Might not have been star wars, but they did show all the kids a rather large wookie :naughty:

Pie™
09-12-2007, 05:50 PM
Get in here, you big furry oaf, I don't care how bad you smell!

BongoBob
09-12-2007, 06:06 PM
And just when I thought it couldn't get any better XD

Achilles
09-12-2007, 07:13 PM
White says the DVD appears to be a legitimate copy of "Star Wars," and the school-issued laptop was apparently tampered with.

Investigators don't believe any students were involved. Ah. So it was the teacher's porn. Nice.

MrWally
09-12-2007, 07:42 PM
They probably opened up WMP and saw the last thing that had been played before they could load the dvd.

Sabretooth
09-13-2007, 02:19 AM
What does this teach you? Always download your torrents from trustable sources. :)

The kids can now have a brilliant porn excuse, though.

Prime
09-13-2007, 11:49 PM
It's a good opportunity for them to study the human body.

Unless the bodies were...yeah.Making it an even better opportunity!

Rogue Warrior
09-18-2007, 07:43 AM
Damn, now would you rather watch your fave Star Wars film or whatever those kiddies saw? Hmmm...touch choice.

MrWally
09-18-2007, 09:11 PM
Hmmm...touch choice.

Freudian Slip?

I wonder why he'd being thinking about the word "touch"

hmm...

BongoBob
09-19-2007, 12:03 AM
Awsomely horrible typo is awsomely horrible.

Rogue Warrior
09-19-2007, 06:28 AM
I think the best of Star Wars, by a touch.

BongoBob
09-19-2007, 02:12 PM
In the immortal words of Jules: "ENGLISH MOTHAF***A! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"