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TiE23
09-19-2007, 09:34 PM
Zero Punctuation (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation)

Updates Every Wednesday!

Zero Punctuation: The Darkness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA)
Zero Punctuation: Fable: The Lost Chapters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4)
Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and RE5 Trailer (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff)
Zero Punctuation: Psychonauts (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts)
Zero Punctuation: Console Rundown (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1383-Zero-Punctuation-Console-Rundown)
Zero Punctuation: Bioshock (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock)
Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Anniversary (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary)
Zero Punctuation: Manhunt (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2048-Zero-Puntucation-Manhunt)
Zero Punctuation: Peggle (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2280-Zero-Punctuation-Peggle)
Zero Punctuation: Halo 3 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3)
Zero Punctuation: Tabula Rasa (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2326-Zero-Punctuation-Tabula-Rasa)
Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box)
Zero Punctuation: Super Paper Mario (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2563-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Paper-Mario)
Zero Punctuation: Medal of Honor: Airborne (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2582-Zero-Punctuation-MOH-Airborne)
Zero Punctuation: Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2608-Zero-Punctuation-Zelda-Phantom-Hourglass)
Zero Punctuation: Clive Barker's Jericho (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho)
Zero Punctuation: FEAR Perseus Mandate (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2675-Zero-Punctuation-F-E-A-R-Perseus-Mandate)
Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)
Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III)
Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect)
Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Visits Valve Travelogue (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2655-Yahtzee-Visits-Valve-a-Travelogue)
Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/80300-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy)
Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2791-Zero-Punctuation-Silent-Hill-Origins)
Zero Punctuation: Crysis (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis)
Zero Punctuation: The Witcher (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher)
Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2883-Zero-Punctuation-Resident-Evil-Umbrella-Chronicles)
Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4)
Zero Punctuation: Sim City Societies (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies)
Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2949-Zero-Punctuation-Yahtzee-Goes-to-GDC)
Zero Punctuation: Drake's Fortune (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune)
Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3001-Zero-Punctuation-Devil-May-Cry-4)
Zero Punctuation: Burnout Paradise (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3016-Zero-Punctuation-Burnout-Paradise)
Zero Punctuation: Turok (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok)
Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3059-Zero-Punctuation-Zack-Wiki)
Zero Punctuation: Army of Two (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two)
Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3554-Zero-Punctuation-No-More-Heroes)
Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4742-Zero-Punctuation-Condemned-2-Bloodshot)
Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4845-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Smash-Bros-Brawl)
Zero Punctuation: God of War: Chains of Olympus (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4862-Zero-Punctuation-God-of-War-Chains-of-Olympus)
Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4878-Zero-Punctuation-Mailbag-Showdown)

Bonus:
Some Punctuation: The Art of Theft (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XSpPIBvjN4)

jebbers
09-19-2007, 09:37 PM
I watched 5 seconds and said "F- it."

I can't understand he is saying because;
1- He's talking too damn fast.
2- He has a thick Aussie accent.
3- ???
4- PROFIT!

Tyrion
09-19-2007, 10:29 PM
The reason why Bioshock sucks so much is because it's not on the PS3. (http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=83#comments)

It's true. The PS3 version would've had mutant unicorns and technicolor water. All the Xbox-360 version had was fun.

Det. Bart Lasiter
09-19-2007, 10:59 PM
I HAVE BIG DADDY PORN. THAT IS ALL.

TiE23
09-19-2007, 10:59 PM
My god, that SonyDefenseForce site has to be a joke. It's funny just reading it. From how they spin any marginally bad news for other consoles into horrible catastrophes and make a single good news item for PS3 the next "PS3 will win console war because..." But the most hilarious thing is how they take the sales figures of the Wii, DS, and 360; and then compare them to "The Playstation Family" - as they combine the sales of PSP, PS2, and PS3 all together and declare victory.

Seriously, that has to give a bad name to Sony fans, makes them look like raving lunatics. :P

acdcfanbill
09-19-2007, 11:51 PM
I ran into these a week or so back and yea, he does quite a hilarious job reviewing.

Sabretooth
09-20-2007, 12:30 AM
The reason why Bioshock sucks so much is because it's not on the PS3. (http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=83#comments)

It's true. The PS3 version would've had mutant unicorns and technicolor water. All the Xbox-360 version had was fun.

Yeah, I caught that on Digg a month or so ago. While the review is hilarious, I found the comments underneath funnier!

If you honestly think the game is that poor you need to have your eyes and your head checked.

This site hosts the largest collection of retarded fanboys, regardless of camp, ever. You’re doing a disservice to PS fans and product.

Morons.


Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News.

LOL, you PS3 fanboys are hysterical.

You’re going to buy the game to reassure yourself that it’s NOT good. The comedy.

I just want you to die so i can **** on your grave

Are you stupid??? Was that review part of a bet to see who can post the most irritating, useless and childish review?? Or is it possible that you are REALLY that dumb???

Its people like you that further the steroetype that games are blinkered, aggrevating, childish sub-humans with zero grasp of the real world. Why dont you stop reviewing games and spend your time in a more profitable manner….. like pulling your foreskin over your head and suffocating yourself!!!!

****ing idiot


LMAO! :rofl:

stoffe
09-20-2007, 07:35 AM
Holy crap, I've never seen anything so funny in a long time. It basically ignores all the good things and only points out the obvious bad things. It's a must see, even if you don't even care about BioShock.

Edit: The rest of the Author's reviews:


Heh, nice find. Those motor-mouthed video "reviews" were pretty funny, and spot-on about some things, even though I hardly agree about every point he raises. Not much of a review as they don't tell you much meaningful about the games to help you form an opinion, but fun as comedy commentary on their own. :)

Crow_Nest
09-20-2007, 10:28 AM
LMAO. Saw that before, but it never gets old. :D

MrWally
09-20-2007, 07:35 PM
I watched 5 seconds and said "F- it."

I can't understand he is saying because;
1- He's talking too damn fast.
2- He has a thick Aussie accent.
3- ???
4- PROFIT!


Well it is probably called "Zero Punctuation" for a reason...

:p

Dagobahn Eagle
10-14-2007, 04:05 PM
Awesomeness. Truly.

leXX
10-14-2007, 05:56 PM
Another idiot vomiting his idiotic views on an idiotic site building up an idiotic fanbase .

Boba Rhett
10-14-2007, 06:07 PM
Gird your loins, folks. Forum mum is pissed. :eek:

RoxStar
10-14-2007, 06:09 PM
Look at this ****:

http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/augustnpd2.jpg

The Playstation family outsold the competition eh?

That's the Playstation 2, 3, and portable combined into one bar while the DS and Wii are separated.

They're not even hiding it!

BongoBob
10-14-2007, 06:46 PM
You do realize it's a sarcastic humor based site, right.

Dagobahn Eagle
10-14-2007, 06:48 PM
After having watched more of them I have to say only the Bioshock one was actually funny. Oh well.

As for those graphs, all I can say is awesomeness.

Dagobahn Eagle
10-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Yeah, I caught that on Digg a month or so ago. While the review is hilarious, I found the comments underneath funnier!Yeah, really. Some people.

Ah, OK, fair enough, the Darkness and Fable reviews were fairly neat.

acdcfanbill
10-15-2007, 12:29 AM
Idiotic view? Hogwash, I find his wit pointed precisely and his criticisms hilarious. Besides, I don't have to agree with them all to find them funny. :D

Tyrion
10-15-2007, 01:23 AM
Idiotic view? Hogwash, I find his wit pointed precisely and his criticisms hilarious. Besides, I don't have to agree with them all to find them funny. :D

I didn't agree with most of them, either. It's just funny to listen to an irate Australian nerd.

Sabretooth
10-15-2007, 05:43 AM
And let us not forget their Halo 3 review: http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=257

leXX
10-15-2007, 06:16 AM
I think Sessler (http://www.g4tv.com/pile_player.aspx?video_key=18372) says it best in regard to Halo 3. :D

I actually did find some of it funny, and yes I know it's sarcastic humor (something I'm actually quite good at) :p, but the guy is still an idiot. ^^

Crow_Nest
10-17-2007, 04:58 AM
Halo 3 one over here for those who arent aware.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3

Sabretooth
10-18-2007, 12:45 AM
Hahah, he did the Orange Box some time ago and it's brilliant!

Linkie: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box

Dagobahn Eagle
10-19-2007, 05:53 AM
I have a feeling he doesn't mean a tenth of what he says, so no, you don't have to agree with him.

TiE23
10-19-2007, 11:49 PM
It's funny just to listen to him. Even if you like the game you should still find it funny. If you don't, you're too much of a hard-ass.

True_Avery
10-25-2007, 06:50 AM
That was the greatest thing I have seen all day.

BongoBob
10-25-2007, 12:50 PM
Yeah, the Halo 3 one cracked me up.

JoeDoe 2.0
10-26-2007, 11:32 PM
LMAO, I found a new source to cheer me up!

"Retarded Ewokz", "Blew us to Narnia" LOL

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
10-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Pretty funny stuff lol

Dagobahn Eagle
10-30-2007, 12:22 PM
Psi powers are now plasmids, the mutants are now splicers, and the wrench is now...

...

:o ...well, a wrench, but it's a different kind of wrench.:D

leXX
10-30-2007, 06:45 PM
-=Chi3f=-']Pretty funny stuff lol

OMG CHI3F!!!! :eek:

TiE23
10-31-2007, 07:31 PM
New one: MoH: Airborne http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2582-Zero-Punctuation-MOH-Airborne

Lots of funnies. Use the links to the right to watch his other works.

Dagobahn Eagle
11-01-2007, 09:22 AM
'Johan Gas mask' :D

BongoBob
11-01-2007, 01:47 PM
I loved the pastry bit.

"Le f***?"

Brilliance.

Dagobahn Eagle
11-01-2007, 02:54 PM
'I don't think there was an elite branch of stormtroopers who wore gas masks and carried miniguns and could take three sniper shots to the head before they died.':D

Dagobahn Eagle
11-08-2007, 03:57 PM
I wish he'd do one on World in Conflict:p.

JoeDoe 2.0
11-08-2007, 09:27 PM
I can't wait for the Review of Mass Effect and the Force Unleashed, also about Fable 2

Sabretooth
11-09-2007, 07:12 AM
I can't wait for the Review of Mass Effect and the Force Unleashed, also about Fable 2
I'm waiting for the big three - UT3, Crysis and CoD4. I'd expect the Call of Duty 4 one to roll in shortly. ;)

Dagobahn Eagle
11-13-2007, 11:58 AM
OK, so the releases seem to come out every Wednesday. How about we have a contest where we try to guess what'll come next? Each week's winner gets a LucasFoums cookie!

I vote Crysis, since it's new, the demo is out, and it's received a fair bit of hype.

Dagobahn Eagle
11-14-2007, 12:49 PM
Damn.

Sabretooth
11-14-2007, 11:54 PM
He just did Jericho and it's Hilarious!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho

Dagobahn Eagle
12-07-2007, 11:28 AM
Assassin's Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)

Most hilarious one so far.

Sabretooth
12-07-2007, 12:10 PM
Watery ejaculate in two blocks of wood, wtf?! :xp:

Dagobahn Eagle
12-12-2007, 12:28 PM
Im not ghey!!1 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III)

:D

Sabretooth
12-13-2007, 01:07 AM
Im not ghey!!1 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III)

:D
My God, he just keeps on getting better and better. :D

TiE23
12-13-2007, 02:45 AM
Man, I'm starting to look forward to Wednesday all the time. I'm talking to friends at school about the episodes and stuff, great fun.

Dagobahn Eagle
12-13-2007, 05:20 PM
Man, I'm starting to look forward to Wednesday all the time.His reviews liven up the week for me. I'm like 'watitaminute, it's Wednesday, that Zero Punctuations guy made a new review!'.

Crow_Nest
12-14-2007, 12:34 AM
Im not ghey!!1 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2716-Zero-Punctuation-Guitar-Hero-III)

:D

lmao, he scores again. :D

TiE23
12-14-2007, 12:53 AM
-Snip- Thanks a whole huggy bunch.


But I wonder what game he's going to do next. I'm guessing maybe Mass Effect or Drake's Fortune or Super Mario Galaxy.

acdcfanbill
12-14-2007, 10:55 AM
Yea, that's a good idea since it's branched out into the rest of his reviews :P

Dagobahn Eagle
12-18-2007, 03:35 PM
New one tomorrow.

Sabretooth
12-19-2007, 10:37 PM
MASS EFFECT! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2738-Zero-Punctuation-Mass-Effect)

Dagobahn Eagle
12-20-2007, 09:56 AM
But I wonder what game he's going to do next. I'm guessing maybe Mass Effect or Drake's Fortune or Super Mario Galaxy.zomgxorz, TiE23 wins teh tread!!!!11

herosinger
12-20-2007, 12:57 PM
These are hilarious!

Lantzen
12-27-2007, 02:37 PM
He is ****ing brilliant, have you guys read the trip to Valve ? I can imagine his voice saying all that when i read it :D

swphreak
12-27-2007, 04:35 PM
Been following Yahtzee for awhile. I like his review of Clive Barker's Clive Barker's: Jericho (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho).

And the Assassin's Creed one is pretty awesome too.

I should probably put a dirty language warning in the thread title or something.

BongoBob
12-27-2007, 04:40 PM
Been following Yahtzee for awhile. I like his review of Clive Barker's Clive Barker's: Jericho (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2633-Zero-Punctuation-Clive-Barker-s-Jericho)

By Clive Barker?

swphreak
12-27-2007, 04:45 PM
Yep.

I guess he took the day off this week.

I just finished watching his review of the Darkness demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA).

I can't read his reviews. Something about the way he writes. I like listening to him more.

Rogue Nine
12-27-2007, 04:46 PM
I love the dig he took at Ctrl+Alt+Del in his Mass Effect review. So, so true. Too many mother ****ing words indeedy.

Alegis
12-29-2007, 03:46 PM
Ctrl+Alt+Del
B^U

Rogue Nine
12-30-2007, 01:55 AM
What

RoxStar
12-30-2007, 02:00 AM
Tim Buckley is an LF native, you know.

Tyrion
12-30-2007, 03:37 AM
Tim Buckley is an LF native, you know.

He also made a model for JKII named after me.

BongoBob
12-30-2007, 06:09 AM
What

I'm guessing he meant back at you, but who knows, in my effort to not be lazy and type out just about everything, I've lacked in my effort to learn any of this popular internet lingo.

Sabretooth
12-30-2007, 07:03 AM
I'm guessing he meant back at you, but who knows, in my effort to not be lazy and type out just about everything, I've lacked in my effort to learn any of this popular internet lingo.
Me too. I tried googling it, and came up with no substantial results, other than some penis enlargement pills that may of some connection.

4chanmuch?

TiE23
12-30-2007, 01:50 PM
OIFY

Try that one. I'm pretty sure you'll figure it out.

Sabretooth
12-30-2007, 10:22 PM
Out It Find You'll

Booyah!

access_flux
12-31-2007, 01:05 AM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2280-Zero-Punctuation-Peggle

this is the one on peggle.

i lolll'ed, a lot :D

JoeDoe 2.0
12-31-2007, 01:17 AM
i lolll'ed, a lot :D

Ditto on that one, will Yahtzee's awesomeness never end?? :lol:

Sabretooth
12-31-2007, 02:31 AM
ROFL, I love the animations.

TiE23
01-02-2008, 01:17 PM
Super Mario Galaxy

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy

BTW: I updated the first post to show all of the videos.

RoxStar
01-02-2008, 02:28 PM
Galaxy one wasn't as funny, plus I really enjoyed the game and think some of his points (like claiming it's bad based on the other mario games that aren't even platformers) are just a bit silly.

TiE23
01-02-2008, 02:36 PM
I know, wasn't as great as the others, but ehh. It's still stuff.

Sabretooth
01-02-2008, 10:40 PM
Snow shoveller in hell.

That might just work.

herosinger
01-03-2008, 12:50 PM
Yeah, I guess that one wasn't as good. I didn't laugh nearly as often...

Dagobahn Eagle
01-03-2008, 09:33 PM
I thought it was good, but he sounded pretty tired. Perhaps it was the homosexuality allegations from the Guitar Hero game:p.

Dagobahn Eagle
01-06-2008, 10:24 AM
From his home page:
You'll have to excuse me if I seem a bit slower this week; my roommate was sleeping in the next room while I was recording and I was paranoid that I might wake him up.So that explains it:).

I loved his How to Hail a Bus essay, too. I imagined him saying it out loud, with accompanying funny and absurd pics.

Sabretooth
01-16-2008, 10:05 PM
The most original take on Crysis (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2808-Zero-Punctuation-Crysis) involves prison, dwarves from Middle-Earth, space, bawls, a Rubik's cube and Jesus Cryst.

TiE23
01-17-2008, 01:26 AM
Hah, Jester and Aztec were red shirts. This one is better than his last few.

Rogue Nine
01-17-2008, 05:53 PM
He's back on form, it seems. I laughed pretty hard at this one. And as always, his taste in music is impeccable.

TiE23
01-24-2008, 06:29 PM
Zero Punctuation: The Witcher (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher)

Retard McSpaky-Pants - That's great. :D

This is a pretty good video, and there is a bonus 2 minute extra at the end, which is a really funny surprise.

Sabretooth
01-24-2008, 10:30 PM
Won't say it was as funny as the others, but the surprise was pretty charming. :)

Rogue Nine
01-24-2008, 11:25 PM
It's way better than his Super Mario Galaxy one, which I think is the new low standard for him. And I lol'd pretty hard at the extra couple of minutes at the end.

JoeDoe 2.0
01-31-2008, 12:24 PM
Well, this week's review gave me a few lol's but Yathzee needs to work harder!
He announced that he will do Call of Duty 4, I hope it comes out next Wednesday.

Rogue Nine
02-06-2008, 04:24 PM
Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4 (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4)

Oh my lawd, that was literally painful for me to watch, primarily since I couldn't stop laughing. He really did manage to make a positive review utterly hilarious and major props to him for that. And he bookended the review with two of my favorite songs, again proving that his taste in music is nothing short of absolutely wanktastic. :D

Anthony
02-06-2008, 06:06 PM
Unspecifiedistan.


hahahhaha

this is awesome.

BongoBob
02-06-2008, 09:19 PM
That review was the best one I've seen since the GHIII review :D

Sabretooth
02-06-2008, 11:43 PM
This one was bloody awesome. :D You can get a machinegun mail order from Fed Ex faster than reload times. xD

Was i the only one who thought that this one was a little faster than the others? I'm going to have to watch this thrice this time!

The Seeker
02-14-2008, 03:45 PM
Got Sim City: Societies this week
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2928-Zero-Punctuation-Sim-City-Societies

Good stuff, plus a lil short at the end.

move along move along

Lantzen
02-14-2008, 03:50 PM
Liked the ending ^^

BongoBob
02-15-2008, 03:01 PM
That one was brilliant :D

TiE23
02-21-2008, 12:28 AM
Pretty interesting one today.
Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2949-Zero-Punctuation-Yahtzee-Goes-to-GDC)

Covers a lot of topics, but there are some shining moments.

Should have released it uncensored, though.

swphreak
02-21-2008, 02:10 PM
The first one with Bioshock had some good laughs. The rest just made me chuckle.

TiE23
02-27-2008, 06:44 PM
Zero Punctuation: Drake's Fortune (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2980-Zero-Punctuation-Uncharted-Drake-s-Fortune)

Pretty good one. Racism, quick time events, and ripped off story.

The interesting part is when he appears on camera in life and talks about quick-time events. Pretty interesting.

TiE23
03-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Well, since last post Devil May Cry 4, Burnout Paradise, and Turok have come out. All of which are pretty solid videos of his.

Zero Punctuation: Turok (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok)
Turok is the new one, it's alright, but it's surprising how much he hates FPSs.

Rogue Nine
03-19-2008, 02:57 PM
Well, to be fair, Turok is really a crappy example of the genre and he was right with pretty much every point he made about it.

But as I recall, he liked Bioshock and Call of Duty 4, so he doesn't hate all FPSes, just the bad ones. :xp:

Sabretooth
05-08-2008, 03:12 AM
Yahtzee takes on the fanboys! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4878-Zero-Punctuation-Mailbag-Showdown)

Probably his best yet! :D

leXX
05-08-2008, 04:55 AM
I'm starting to like this guy.

swphreak
09-17-2008, 03:01 PM
/bump

Spore (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/218-Spore)

And for fun: Eve Online (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online)

TiE23
09-17-2008, 06:22 PM
I liked the Monty Python-esqe feet stapled onto the guy, the long "no" and the mid air collision joke. I think the Spore review was one of the best he's done. : D