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Dagobahn Eagle
10-20-2007, 02:34 PM
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey:eek:! (http://www.google.no/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fcbbcnews%2Fhi%2F newsid_7050000%2Fnewsid_7054000%2F7054074.stm&ei=nUkaR8aqEIGkwgHAvImVCA&usg=AFQjCNHMAiMasnurozvKcymiU6ZiKxJ6CA&sig2=9IrmlXlzlIWMZwa6En01aQ)

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]:D

IG-64
10-20-2007, 03:36 PM
He should hook up with Gandalf (Ian McKellen is gay)

Jae Onasi
10-20-2007, 03:46 PM
Why would you be so happy that someone else is upset? Seems a bit cold-hearted to me.

Monkey Mania
10-20-2007, 04:04 PM
What's this craze about wizards being gay all of a sudden?

Pho3nix
10-20-2007, 04:08 PM
(Taken from Ahto :p)

Hah :D I'm wondering how many conservatives are going to claim that Harry Potter books have made their kids gay or more exposed to 'the evil of faggotry' after this.

Fish.Stapler
10-20-2007, 07:19 PM
I saw that this morning...I always thought Dumbledore was like an asexual demigod :P

Pie™
10-20-2007, 08:56 PM
Oh well, at least she killed him off. :p

Tyrion
10-20-2007, 10:46 PM
Oh well, at least she killed him off. :p

Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?

Dagobahn Eagle
10-20-2007, 10:51 PM
OMG Bigotry!1

Totenkopf
10-20-2007, 11:44 PM
Since his sexuality never came up the novels, who really cares now?

*Imagines DE picturing a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!" *

Sabretooth
10-21-2007, 12:49 AM
:rofl:
I can imagine the church going all crazy on her. Harry Potter is now a Satanist manual that encourages homosexuality! This is classic, baby!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-21-2007, 01:06 AM
It already was a satanist manual. Hurr. (http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/harrypotter.html)

Kjølen
10-21-2007, 01:06 AM
Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. :p We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-21-2007, 01:13 AM
Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism.
iknorite i mean most of these fundamentalist guys don't even have cool hats.

Tyrion
10-21-2007, 01:17 AM
Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. :p We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.

don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism

We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.

WORK OF FICTION

Catholicism

WORK OF FICTION

Catholicism

:xp:

Kjølen
10-21-2007, 01:50 AM
Deciding not to opt for my usual retort of "you can burn in hell," considering the topic, I'll just wish unfavorable events upon you. :p

Lightsaberboy
10-21-2007, 06:10 AM
i heard about this. it seemed a bit pointless since the series is already done with and the character already dead. there didn't really seem to be much point and it felt tacked on. it's like George Lucas telling us that Leia liked to pick her boogers then ate them when no one was looking.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dumbledore-is-gay-lolcat.jpg

MrWally
10-21-2007, 09:38 AM
I know plenty of fundamentalist Christians that aren't against homosexuality.

They may not "agree" with it or "condone" it, but they accept it and accept gays freely, and definitely aren't "anti-homosexual" or "gaybashers."

I should know, I'm one of them.

I even worked with a gay pastor last fall. He was a great guy.

Crow_Nest
10-21-2007, 10:51 AM
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey:eek:! (http://www.google.no/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fcbbcnews%2Fhi%2F newsid_7050000%2Fnewsid_7054000%2F7054074.stm&ei=nUkaR8aqEIGkwgHAvImVCA&usg=AFQjCNHMAiMasnurozvKcymiU6ZiKxJ6CA&sig2=9IrmlXlzlIWMZwa6En01aQ)

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]:D

lmao, that made my week. :p

Commander Obi-Wan
10-21-2007, 01:00 PM
lol I love how the threads always turn out like this. :p

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.

MrWally
10-21-2007, 01:37 PM
lol I love how the threads always turn out like this. :p

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.


Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.

Pie™
10-21-2007, 01:46 PM
Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.
I came. :3

Tyrion
10-21-2007, 02:11 PM
Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.

I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.

Pie™
10-21-2007, 02:54 PM
I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
When did that ever stop devil-worshipping wizards?

Totenkopf
10-21-2007, 03:34 PM
Yeah, he can just come back as an incubus and torment Harry or Ron (or both) as well as others. ;)

Negative Sun
10-22-2007, 08:57 AM
I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
Gay and a necrophile?
JK is sure giving a new meaning to controversy with this one then lolz

Lorden Darkblade
10-22-2007, 12:30 PM
Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...

Prime
10-22-2007, 04:35 PM
Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?http://torch.cs.dal.ca/~mroger/threadpics/1107151779331.jpg

...about gay people.

:D

MrWally
10-22-2007, 05:42 PM
Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...


She claims that she thought people would get to upset about it. Once it was announced she said something to the effect of "If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have told you much earlier."

But you never know.

Kjølen
10-22-2007, 06:39 PM
"If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have made it all up off the top of my head much earlier."

Fixed.

PoiuyWired
10-23-2007, 06:43 PM
Now, lets hope there is no "special Edition" of the books.
Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!!

Oh wait...

TiE23
10-23-2007, 06:47 PM
...

eww...

BongoBob
10-23-2007, 07:27 PM
Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.

Tyrion
10-23-2007, 11:25 PM
Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.

If he's able to get his wand to stay erect for more than a bloody few seconds, yes.

BongoBob
10-23-2007, 11:52 PM
That's what the other meds are for.

Sabretooth
10-24-2007, 12:08 AM
That's what the other meds are for. What about all the wand enlargement? He does that with meds or spells?

Tyrion
10-24-2007, 12:09 AM
That's what the other meds are for.

Jesus, no wonder Hogwarts went to Hell in a hand basket so quickly: their headmaster was doped on sex meds and probably spent most of his free time leering at explicit pictures of Harry and Moaning Myrtle.

There's a reason why she moans, and it has everything to do with Harry's adventures into her chamber of secrets.

BongoBob
10-24-2007, 12:37 AM
Ty, I just want you to know, you've usurped Chases role :p

ET Warrior
10-24-2007, 09:52 AM
PG-13! this forum is PG-13! :P


Hooligans.

JoeDoe 2.0
10-24-2007, 10:09 AM
And here I was thinking that Dumblesnore actually cared for Harry, now I understand the firs movie, "The Philosopher's Stone" and its not a that kind of "magik" stone, and no wander he could see death people! HE was high all the time :p

Lorden Darkblade
10-24-2007, 01:21 PM
PG-13! this forum is PG-13! :P


Hooligans.

LoL
People are getting a bit carried these past days hehehe...

Sabretooth
10-24-2007, 11:14 PM
People are getting a bit carried these past days hehehe... Sure are! I carried Pie the other day. :nod:

Ima dick o' the day!

ET Warrior
10-25-2007, 12:49 AM
/sigh