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Det. Bart Lasiter
11-02-2007, 06:09 PM
So I was early for class this morning and I managed to fall asleep in my truck. So anyways, when I woke up hours later (after all my classes) my pants were undone and my gas tank was almost empty and I have no idea why. Somebody please make sense of this for me kthx.

Ray Jones
11-02-2007, 06:29 PM
Clearly, and without doubt, someone had undone your pants and somebody, if not the same person, also took your gas. For further investigation -- what kind of truck is your truck?

KingCheez
11-02-2007, 06:31 PM
your gas was actually a horny gay tentacle monster?

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-02-2007, 06:31 PM
A pickup truck.

Ray Jones
11-02-2007, 06:40 PM
ahahaha cheez *pokes your belly button*


colour?

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-02-2007, 06:45 PM
THE COLOR OF A THOUSAND RAINBOWS COMPRESSED INTO A BEAM OF SUNSHINE

Jeff
11-02-2007, 06:46 PM
I like the supermodel theory jmac.

Ray Jones
11-02-2007, 06:48 PM
CRAZY JAYMO THAT IS MY FAVOURITE COULEUR OF ALL TIMES HOWEVER I KNOW WHAT HAPPENT

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-02-2007, 06:55 PM
yeh this is the same color it's a newer model though

http://i11.tinypic.com/52dttle.jpg

Ray Jones
11-02-2007, 07:13 PM
With a truck of this kind, I think you have been sleep raped by some sexey girl students. Plenty of them. You know.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-02-2007, 07:19 PM
Sounds good to me.

Anthony
11-02-2007, 07:22 PM
sounds like you've had your tank siphoned and you've been raped.


man. sucks to be you

EDIT: Unless she was hot. if it was a she.

Ray Jones
11-02-2007, 07:49 PM
I also think they then took the gas to drive to their girl student house in, err, Knoxville, Tennessee and come back later, err, and naked. Or to pick up a group of azn dick girls at the airport in, err, Houston, Texas. Have they returned already?

IG-64
11-02-2007, 08:37 PM
JMac, if that really happened, call the police or something.

This thread doesn't seem to be going anywhere substantial.