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Fender
08-02-2001, 07:12 PM
A Girl's First Time!
Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy).

It's your first time.

As you lie back your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience...


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You smile and thank your dentist!

After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin'? PERVERT I know what you were thinking! You lot have sick minds.

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storken
08-02-2001, 07:41 PM
heard it

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Rufio
08-02-2001, 09:44 PM
http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif lame0r!

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Rufio
08-02-2001, 09:44 PM
j/k bout the mad face, but its still kinda lame http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

Jack
08-03-2001, 05:52 AM
heard it before, on swedish.

Natty
08-03-2001, 05:57 AM
I remember my first time it was a few days before my 18th birthday... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

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NiKo in finland
08-03-2001, 01:17 PM
you only went to the dentist when you were 18!!!???

man, the cavities you must have by now http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif

Frenchyd
08-03-2001, 10:50 PM
heard it, aswell.... and yeah, a lil' lame http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

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TheLegend
08-04-2001, 09:48 AM
heard it too

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Guybrush122
08-04-2001, 11:11 PM
heard it...

Deadmeat
08-05-2001, 06:16 AM
Me 2

Guybrush122
08-05-2001, 12:52 PM
it still is kinda funny, where did you hear the joke? Just curious.

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