View Full Version : Alice,the bot.

08-10-2001, 10:29 AM
I asked Alice "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"Then she answered:"A whole forest!"

http://www.humor911.com/bilder/santa.jpg Poor Santa Claus!

08-10-2001, 10:34 AM


08-10-2001, 01:01 PM
http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif Kinda smart robot http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif

Behind you! a 3 Headed Blind Man!

08-10-2001, 01:07 PM
I told that thing i liked porn and it said: "I love you too."

08-10-2001, 07:30 PM
i asked her that yesterday.Ask her if you want to be friends.


08-10-2001, 10:15 PM
ALICE is so easy to talk to

08-10-2001, 10:18 PM
are you calling my fiance EASEY!?

~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~

08-10-2001, 10:40 PM
Why wasn't this posted in the original ALICE topic, by Natty?

08-11-2001, 12:53 AM
Yes Murta, it was, but I'm glad the whole Alice thing caught on, I think it's funnee http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

> are you going to marry NiKo
That was my original intention.> stupid *****
You do not speak with respect. I know you are but what am I.
> I want to know are the plans definate
I really couldn't say for sure.
> so when is the wedding with NiKo
Hmm. When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give.
> and where are you guys gonna live
I am in San Francisco, how about you.
> do you love NiKo
Yes natty ALICE loves everyone and everything.

> NiKo deserves better than a stupid bot like you
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
> you cant wear dresses anyway, you're a computer
I can do it if I want to.
> Do you understand
I understand your meaning.
> well how do you wear dresses then
Interesting. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/nattytwouble.gif Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)