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NiKo
08-11-2001, 01:44 PM
...once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived a small deformed freak of nature named Thomas http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/funny/fun15.gif . Thomas loved runing around naked thrue the town http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/funny/fun15.gif , but this one day got him in trouble, when his "mr wiggles" http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/other/oth44.gif got stuck in a locals @ss. the local was so shocked, that he got vegetealized at the spot. http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/other/oth5.gif so thomas decided to......


continue the story... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 01:47 PM
Search for his lost brother.He couldn't find him so he went to church to confess......

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storken
08-11-2001, 01:48 PM
oh.

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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 03:20 PM
im supposeing ''oh'' isn't continuing so......

......that he was the one that had been f*cking the local chickens.The priest just stared at him in disbelief and said.....

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 03:24 PM
...i'l give you 2 cents and a pickle if you blow me....


(is this to rude? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif )

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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 03:29 PM
......Fellas insisted he'd blow him for free.So a while later fellas came out a new man.He rang up the whole town and told them of what happened at the church.Minutes later an angry mob headed to........

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 03:44 PM
...thomas's home, were his mom cate and brother bob lived. the mob blew out the door and shouted....


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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 03:51 PM
.......Fellas family DIE!.The mob came in and wrecked the house.They beat bob and kate up and tied them together,they tossed them on the fire and watched them burn.THomas managed to escape luckly.Thomas fled town and made a run for........

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 04:03 PM
...a bully's house that gave him wedgies and stole his milk money every day. but thomas concidered him a friend. this "friends" name was jonathan carter, as thomas knocked on the door to carters home...

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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 05:08 PM
.....*POW* Carter smashed his lights out.Fellas was out cold,jonathan fianlly got the oppotunity to do what he always had wanted to do to fellas,jonathan brought fellas into his room and locked the door.....

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storken
08-11-2001, 05:47 PM
this is getting weird. and it's not that tiny bit of weird, no, it's like it's already as weird as it could be and soon to be more.
what i wanted to say was, this is weird.
but maybe a bit more weird by now...
and when your reading this, oooh, is it weird then.
it's very weird.

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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Blondbeard:
.....*POW* Carter smashed his lights out.Fellas was out cold,jonathan fianlly got the oppotunity to do what he always had wanted to do to fellas,jonathan brought fellas into his room and locked the door.....



Carter said:"Now,take your ugly face away from me,or I'll blow your ****ing head off!"Then,he pointed at him with a big flame thrower.Thomas ran out of the window,glad to be alive.He turned around a corner,and then he saw.......

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 06:49 PM
.....A naked woman,fellas ran covering his eyes.He ran all the way to gaysville and saw loads of lovely nice men stripping.Fellas stayed there and watched for a good 12 hours,before realising.....

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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 06:52 PM
.....that he wasn't gay,he was SUPER gay.He went around in the streets looking for other gays that wanted a blowjob.Suddenly something strange happened......

NiKo
08-11-2001, 06:55 PM
....a homeless gay hippy held him tightly and....

Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 06:57 PM
....and the gay asked Fellas for a bedroom visit,but when he saw his face,he screamed and ran away......

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 06:59 PM
.....Fellas pretended he was playing monkey island in real life.So he went up to a man and chose the option ''use mr wiggles with man''.........

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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 07:01 PM
....but the man didn't want to,and knocked Fellas down.Thomas screamed:"Hey,my brother will get revenge!"......

NiKo
08-11-2001, 07:04 PM
..so thomas danced a d*ckless jig and laughd...just then he was run over by a truck and...

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 07:05 PM
(what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?)

....the fellas remembered he had no brother.Fellas walked over to the docks wanting to borrow a ship.He tapped a ship owner on the back.And seconds later the man had fled leaving his boat in the arms of fellas.Fellas had a good idea where he wanted to sail,it was.........

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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 07:06 PM
.....his brother came and asked him if he was ok.Then Carter came,and stabbed Bob with a knife.....

Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 07:07 PM
ooops,the last message was meant before Blondbeard's version.

Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Blondbeard:
(what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?)

....the fellas remembered he had no brother.Fellas walked over to the docks wanting to borrow a ship.He tapped a ship owner on the back.And seconds later the man had fled leaving his boat in the arms of fellas.Fellas had a good idea where he wanted to sail,it was.........



....beautiful out in the sea.Suddenly,a German destroyer came and.....

storken
08-11-2001, 07:59 PM
( what did I say http://www.escapemi.com/forums/rolleyes.gif )

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Fender
08-11-2001, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Drunken_Sailor:
....beautiful out in the sea.Suddenly,a German destroyer came and.....

thre captain climbed out on deck and said. "Aha, vot is thiz, a new Hitler, nein. Heil Fellas!" but then an english war ship came and shot everyone in sight, except Fellas. They pulled Fellas out of the water, and put him on a one way ticket to hell, where he was greeted by NiKo, who said....

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 08:43 PM
..."are you a pothead fellas!?"

MagnusB
08-11-2001, 08:49 PM
MagnusB was standing nearby, until he cracked up, starting laughing out loud, tripped on a rock, and fell into the lava....

MagnusB
08-11-2001, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Blondbeard:
(what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?)
Oh, around 4-5 years.
Need to twist their minds early you know.....

NiKo
08-11-2001, 09:13 PM
just then fellas p00ped his pants and started gigling like a girl, the crew couldnt stand it, so they decided to....


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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 09:38 PM
....Tar and feather him,but they were all out of tar so they decided to execute plan x.The crew all gasped and said not plan x.Im afraid so said the captain.Thomas was soon about to find out that plan x was......

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 09:48 PM
...beating the ships drunkard brighto in a drinking duel....

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 09:51 PM
they gave fellas water and he passed out cold,so plan x sucseeded.Then they tossed fellas onto a raft and left him to float away.

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Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 09:51 PM
they gave fellas water and he passed out cold,so plan x sucseeded.Then they tossed fellas onto a raft and left him to float away.

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 09:56 PM
..fellas woke up a few days later, and found himself in a bell tower, where the priest has found him passed out on shore, and gave him a job as a deformed bell ringer...

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 09:59 PM
....fellas then realised the situation he was in.He climbed to the roof and shouted.IAM QUAZIMODO(or however u spell it).He started swinging about and lost his balance.He began to fall when suddenly.....

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 10:07 PM
...he farted, gigled, and continued to fall...

Natty
08-12-2001, 12:18 AM
**thank god this wasn't around before I went to bed, it's scary and I woulda had nightmares http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif**

Fellas continued to fall while still laughing, to him this was all just like a ride at Disneyland, too bad he didn't see the nice rocky outcropping below http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif...



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Deadmeat
08-12-2001, 07:32 AM
But lucky for him he landed on a big strong guys, so he only broke 2 ribs. The guy got mad, and broke his others. Near death, Thomas crawls to a hospital, where......

Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 07:40 AM
....collapsed on the doorstep.Then a little girl triped over and grazed her knee.Doctors came out with a stretcher and took the girl away.Fellas by now was in a dream world http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/funny/fun15.gif .In his dream fellas was fantasizing about......

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 09:52 AM
... runing naked in his hometown. http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/funny/fun15.gif

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Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 09:56 AM
in his dream loads of men were running up to him and staring at him.Fellas was in heaven which is rather ironic because before he knew it he was floating upwards and towards a tunnel full of light.The gate keeper saw fellas and let him in straight away covering his eyes while doing so.Fellas walked through and GOD himself was standing there looking down on fellas.God said......

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 09:59 AM
..."are thou a pothead son?".... and then god kicked his @ss all the way to HELL, where he was greeted by...



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Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 10:03 AM
......NiKo! who said ''are you a pothead fellas''.He was just about to put fellas on the toturing device when saddam hussain came along and said ''guy you need to relax put your feet up,i'll do the torturing'' Then saddam put fellas under a load of bricks ready to fall at the pull of a lever.Fellas was desperatly trying to escape when he remembered that...

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Natty
08-12-2001, 10:37 AM
Sadam was gay so Fellas offered to give him a blowjob, to which Sadam replied...

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 10:42 AM
..."eeh! relax guy! i like gay men", but then satan came along and...

Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 11:06 AM
Who is this little gobs*ite? With that satan picked up and fellas and threw back up to earth.Satan then called saddam into his room,meanwhile back up on earth,fellas had been thrown into space when along came the enterprise full of trekkies.Fellas was beamed up by scotty.Fellas boarded and the first thing he did was........

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 11:23 AM
...looking at scotty with a hgorny look and said "scotty, beam down my clothes"....

Natty
08-12-2001, 11:23 AM
Strip to get the trekkies attention, but...

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 02:23 PM
BAH! this isnt fun anymore...i started this when fellas was here so he could respond to our story's. now that newfoundgloryboy banned him. there's no use....


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Drunken_Sailor
08-12-2001, 02:34 PM
No,guess not.But we should really have a real end of it.

NiKo
08-12-2001, 02:37 PM
i guess so...

...suddenly thomas turned and saw the most HIDDEUs thing he has ever seen.... a mirror! thomas died of heart attack and all the world cheered... The-End....

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Drunken_Sailor
08-12-2001, 02:40 PM
excellent!