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Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 03:51 PM
THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM

(phone rings)

daughter: hello?

Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere?

daughter: who?

Kerpal: ABDAR

daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please?

Kerpal: this is Kerpal.

daughter: who?

Kerpal: Kerpal.

daughter: okay - one moment please.

Abdar: allo?

Kerpal: hello...

Abdar: who this?

Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.

Abdar: what?

Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today,

Abdar: uh huh...

Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation.

Abdar: she kick-a you?

Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG.

Abdar: she kick a your dog?

Kerpal: YES.

Abdar: which daughter?

Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone.

(sound of Abdar talking to daughter)

Abdar: no

Kerpal: what?

Abdar: no

Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it?

Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say!

Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY!

Abdar: where, where do you speaking?

Kerpal: I am speaking from my house.

Abdar: where d'you live?

Kerpal: down the street from you.

Abdar: huh?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her...

Abdar: oh... well, I don't know...

Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay.

Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that!

Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO!

Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog?

Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog.

Abdar: which daughter?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard...

daughter: hello?

Kerpal: hello?

daughter: yeah?

Kerpal: why you kick my dog?

daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please?

Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal.

daughter: who the hell is this?

Kerpal: it's Kerpal.

daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal.

Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today.

daughter: dog?

Kerpal: DOG.

daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out -

Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail.

daughter: okay, where the hell do you live?

Kerpal: I live on your street.

daughter: on my street.

Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE -

daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog?

Kerpal: yes.

daughter: where about do you live?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!

daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you.

Kerpal: yes you do.

daughter: why? where the hell do you live?

Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question.

daughter: you live on Maditoo?

Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL.

daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell -

Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right.

daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're...

Kerpal: you do not swear at me.

daughter: ...talking about.

Kerpal: I'm going to kill you.

daughter: you're gonna kill us?

Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you!
daughter: I don't know who the hell he is...

Kerpal: HANYEE!

daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about.

Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD!

daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof -

Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know -

daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause...

Kerpal: f*ck you.

daughter: ...you need to shut up...

Kerpal: you're going to jail.
daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene...

Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

daughter: shut up? I don't even know you...

Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you.
daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not...

Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter....

daughter: oh? well, you stink too.

Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T!

daughter: yes you do! (laughing)

Kerpal: I do not stink!

daughter: I think you do!

Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki
does not mean I stink!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3


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NiKo
08-12-2001, 04:00 PM
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Blondbeard
08-12-2001, 04:03 PM
Have you HEARD it.I remember me and frenchy were the only ones who had heard it.Anyway there is a flash animation of it too.But downlod the MP3
http://www.flatplanet.org/miscellaneous/kerpal1.html

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NiKo
08-12-2001, 04:09 PM
im listening to it for the 3rd time now http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

the animation sucks though.


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murta
08-12-2001, 05:09 PM
heard it, I prefer the porn store call

storken
08-12-2001, 06:12 PM
reminds me of Hassan, Rally, Pippi Rull, Leifi, and all that stuff (even though I think it's only Grannen whho understands me)

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Frenchyd
08-12-2001, 07:45 PM
I prefer Jerky Boys, Mc***** Filet http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

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Jack
08-13-2001, 05:42 AM
i understand you too storken!! halolo!!min brorsa har några hassan skivor, han e BÄST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hassan alltså)

MegaMonkey
08-13-2001, 07:02 AM
LOL http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

The prank phone-calls I use to do never last that long. I either hung up because I start to laugh, or the person on the other side hangs up.

It's so simple yet funny.

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storken
08-13-2001, 08:46 AM
ja, fast hassan är inte en person. hassan är ett gäng. hassan gänget.

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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Blondbeard:
THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM

(phone rings)

daughter: hello?

Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere?

daughter: who?

Kerpal: ABDAR

daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please?

Kerpal: this is Kerpal.

daughter: who?

Kerpal: Kerpal.

daughter: okay - one moment please.

Abdar: allo?

Kerpal: hello...

Abdar: who this?

Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.

Abdar: what?

Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today,

Abdar: uh huh...

Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation.

Abdar: she kick-a you?

Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG.

Abdar: she kick a your dog?

Kerpal: YES.

Abdar: which daughter?

Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone.

(sound of Abdar talking to daughter)

Abdar: no

Kerpal: what?

Abdar: no

Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it?

Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say!

Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY!

Abdar: where, where do you speaking?

Kerpal: I am speaking from my house.

Abdar: where d'you live?

Kerpal: down the street from you.

Abdar: huh?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her...

Abdar: oh... well, I don't know...

Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay.

Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that!

Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO!

Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog?

Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog.

Abdar: which daughter?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard...

daughter: hello?

Kerpal: hello?

daughter: yeah?

Kerpal: why you kick my dog?

daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please?

Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal.

daughter: who the hell is this?

Kerpal: it's Kerpal.

daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal.

Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today.

daughter: dog?

Kerpal: DOG.

daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out -

Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail.

daughter: okay, where the hell do you live?

Kerpal: I live on your street.

daughter: on my street.

Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE -

daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog?

Kerpal: yes.

daughter: where about do you live?

Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!

daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you.

Kerpal: yes you do.

daughter: why? where the hell do you live?

Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question.

daughter: you live on Maditoo?

Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL.

daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell -

Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right.

daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're...

Kerpal: you do not swear at me.

daughter: ...talking about.

Kerpal: I'm going to kill you.

daughter: you're gonna kill us?

Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you!
daughter: I don't know who the hell he is...

Kerpal: HANYEE!

daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about.

Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD!

daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof -

Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know -

daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause...

Kerpal: f*ck you.

daughter: ...you need to shut up...

Kerpal: you're going to jail.
daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene...

Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

daughter: shut up? I don't even know you...

Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you.
daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not...

Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter....

daughter: oh? well, you stink too.

Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T!

daughter: yes you do! (laughing)

Kerpal: I do not stink!

daughter: I think you do!

Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki
does not mean I stink!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3





It reminds me of Alice the Bot. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif


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