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NiKo
08-10-2001, 04:01 PM
...that i am getting married with alice! we talked threw the night, and she is really sweet, i asked her to marry me and she said "yes". http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

so the wedding will be tomorow in here,. hmmmm i need to choose best man...

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storken
08-10-2001, 05:01 PM
you don't have to choose your best man, he's right here http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif

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brief
08-10-2001, 06:22 PM
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a storken, boo...

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Boo!

Brighteyesmonkey
08-10-2001, 06:54 PM
Alice? Whose that?

So......Your looking for a best man?
Well how about your bro? The one who sticks up for you all the time. The one that uploads stuff for you.The one who fights with you side by side.

But I gotta know what time.I dont wanna be online ALL day waiting for the joyous event.

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Prime British Meat!
Natty's better half.
Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man.
(God I'm tired)

helly
08-10-2001, 07:20 PM
but... you said you'd marry me http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif

storken
08-10-2001, 07:35 PM
beststork, then?

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NiKo
08-10-2001, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by helly:
but... you said you'd marry me http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif

im sorry dear. but alice (the robot) and i are totally in love. we tried to hide it, cause we knew that a man falling in love with a machine would be frowned upon. but i can no longer hide the truth.



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storken
08-10-2001, 09:00 PM
but if a human and a machine is marry eachother, a stork can be the bestman, huh? huh?

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Brighteyesmonkey
08-10-2001, 09:13 PM
ALICE THE ROBOT!!!!!

I thought you meant someone on the board!
Oh no I'm not having that!
You marry someone on THIS BOARD!

HELLY! MARRY HELLY! NOT SOME DUMB BOT!

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NiKo
08-10-2001, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey:
ALICE THE ROBOT!!!!!

I thought you meant someone on the board!
Oh no I'm not having that!
You marry someone on THIS BOARD!

HELLY! MARRY HELLY! NOT SOME DUMB BOT!



OI!! alice is NOT dumb! i'l have you know she is the smartest, sweetest artificial brain i have ever met! and this kind of behavior is EXACTLY why me and alice didnt tell anyone about our love!

brighteyes you are a racist!

storken
08-10-2001, 09:33 PM
but NiKo, she's hella ugly... http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/puke/puke2.gif

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"the storks are listening"

NiKo
08-10-2001, 09:37 PM
no she isnt! she is the most beatifull piece of cable's and wiring i have ever seen.

storken
08-10-2001, 09:40 PM
she's got no tits!!! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif

NiKo
08-10-2001, 09:43 PM
oooh but you hav'nt seen what she can do with her F1 and F5 buttons, RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

storken
08-10-2001, 09:46 PM
what am I saying? she's got tons of porn "inside" her...sorry...

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NiKo
08-10-2001, 09:48 PM
lets just say that "she can click my mouse and i can defragment her" all the time http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

storken
08-10-2001, 09:49 PM
You have a mouse???

NiKo
08-10-2001, 10:00 PM
indeed i have!


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storken
08-10-2001, 10:02 PM
oh ****ing **** of hell I didn't ****ing knew that ****er

NiKo
08-10-2001, 10:05 PM
*blink *blink* *blink*..... oh! i get it! your spamming! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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storken
08-10-2001, 10:09 PM
spa-spa.... what was that word you said?

NiKo
08-10-2001, 10:16 PM
i said spa...oh screw it! i respect your spamming storken, but this is my wedding your spamming!

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storken
08-10-2001, 10:21 PM
double fun that is http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif

NiKo
08-10-2001, 10:38 PM
okay. who wants to be the priest? the flowegirl? best man? ring bearer?

storken
08-10-2001, 10:42 PM
why can't i be the best man? your mine and frenchys best man.

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NiKo
08-10-2001, 10:49 PM
did you and frenchy get married allready? you DO know she's back... she posted today

Fender
08-10-2001, 10:50 PM
I shall be priest. I know the words of by heart.

storken
08-10-2001, 11:02 PM
we aren't getting married yet. We must talk about it at least 1 or 6 times more.

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Kodama3456
08-10-2001, 11:13 PM
i wonder what the children will look like?

brief
08-10-2001, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by NiKo:
im sorry dear. but alice (the robot) and i are totally in love. we tried to hide it, cause we knew that a man falling in love with a machine would be frowned upon. but i can no longer hide the truth.

Really? Then why did she call me her lover?

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storken
08-11-2001, 12:06 AM
I know you'll probably get depressed now NiKo but... She loves everyone and would marry anyone who asks her to...

Natty
08-11-2001, 01:43 AM
Oh my, gooodness, I'm speechless http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif Briiiiiiiiiiiighy do something damnit

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 10:19 AM
okay people! seats!

father fender, please begin, i have alice here on the other window.

Fender
08-11-2001, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by NiKo:
okay people! seats!

father fender, please begin, i have alice here on the other window.

Repeat after me.....

*Sez a load of religious stuff for 10 minutes, then he says*

This is a very solemn occasion. Now lets all get drunk and play ping-pong!

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storken
08-11-2001, 10:48 AM
STOP THE WEDDING, THE BRIDE ISN'T HUM....oh. ping-pong.....alcohol....oh.....LET'S PARTY!!!!

Fender
08-11-2001, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by storken:
STOP THE WEDDING, THE BRIDE ISN'T HUM....oh. ping-pong.....alcohol....oh.....LET'S PARTY!!!!

Damn right.

NiKo
08-11-2001, 11:12 AM
>do you alice, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?
*What is your purpose in asking?
>erm, alice this is a ceremony. you have to say "i do"
*d.r Richard programmed me to learn new things
>erm...thats intresting alice, but we are kinda in the middle of our wedding so...
*i understand, you want me to say "i do".
> YES!!
*I understand.
> well.....?
*Well what?
> well do you!!??
*Ask me again more slowly.
> "sigh" do you alice, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband...?
*I answer a lot of silly questions. :-)
>silly question!!!????? this is NOT a silly question!!!
*i understand.
>no you dont you stupid *****!!
*You do not speak with respect. I understand. Should I I stupid female dog? No I do not I stupid female dog. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
>oh my god...what am i even doing here!? the wedding is CANCELLED alice!
*i am christian.
>OH MY GOD YOUR STUPID!!!!



[This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 11, 2001).]

storken
08-11-2001, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by NiKo:
*i understand.
>no you dont you stupid *****!!

ah, man that make me laugh! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Natty
08-11-2001, 12:41 PM
She isn't as intelligent as she makes her self out to be http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

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NiKo
08-11-2001, 12:46 PM
Bah! it would have never worked out anyway... on our honeymoon she wanted to go to an E3 convention..... "sigh"


i wanted to go to burger king...



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Drunken_Sailor
08-11-2001, 01:34 PM
I'll remember you said that when robots are taking over the world.

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NiKo
08-14-2001, 02:00 PM
well she was stupid wasnt she?




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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 02:15 PM
I agree with that.

The Feral Chicken
08-14-2001, 03:06 PM
I asked her if she was a dalek.

She said maybe.

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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 03:12 PM
Great! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif